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2018

05

Sep

Lucy Hale Slut at the Gym of the Day

Lucy Hale seems a little retard looking, you know the kind of retard that isn’t full retard, but has retard traits…like little midget arms and a little midget head…without being overly midget that she’d be categorized in her own fetish category on the pornsites you visit….but enough for you to wonder if her hands are small enough to make your dick look big…something you’ve been looking to find for years…but for some reason, a reason called micro penis…you never have.

I don’t know why this Lucy Hale is a celebrated young actress, but I guess it has to do with being on a hit show…and roping in fans on social media…making her hireable for the next few years…before the world self destructs because all you vapid assholes are ruining it with your plastic straws.

Point being, she’s at the gym but her thighs still rub together.

That’s MIDGET shit…

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2018

05

Sep

Rachel McCord Nude Covered in Mud of the Day

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Rachel McCord and really the siblings of all the cast members on the 90210 redo- that was taking a lead from their Canadian friends who did the same concept with Degrassi and ended up creating Drake out of the whole thing…..

Only were far less successful than the Canadians were with Degrassi, that shit was huge and created Drak….

Instead, the Americans move on from Nostalgia and progress as a people, full on inclusion and love for their fellow man, of all colors, sizes and ethnicities….especially the Muslim people and Mexicans…proven in all that they talk about on their news channels and social media accounts.

So people like Rachel McCord were left to fend for themselves, because Annalynne McCord didn’t pop off quite the way she should have, but she tried…

And here she is all unshowered like some homeless person dirty….or covered in feces because that’s how she pays the bills now that her sister can’t be piggy backed anymore…

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2018

05

Sep

Emily Browning Topless of the Day

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Emily Browning is some Australian actress who you probably remember jerking off to 20 years ago when she did some Hallmark Channel show in her debut….

She is 29 years old…so you do the math on that one you fucking monster…

She has also been in great movies like Sucker Punch, that I saw in the theatre amongst teenage girls, because I was with my friend who after seeing one movie, insisted sneak into another movie, you know to fuck the system back when people went to movies, and we ended up in that shit, to his excitement, because like you he’s a monster who appreciates a young slutty girl…

More recently, she’s also in The Affair, which I haven’t seen but people talk about, American Gods, on some nerd shit, so she’s famous…

But not too famous to post shameless content to social media – celebrating her feminism with pussy in bikini topless photos…like some kind of sex worker who does not have a successful acting career…

Here she is topless in that show The Affair

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2018

05

Sep

Emily Browning Racy on Instagram for Feminism of the Day

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Emily Browning is some Australian actress who you probably remember jerking off to 20 years ago when she did some Hallmark Channel show in her debut….

She is 29 years old…so you do the math on that one you fucking monster…

She has also been in great movies like Sucker Punch, that I saw in the theatre amongst teenage girls, because I was with my friend who after seeing one movie, insisted sneak into another movie, you know to fuck the system back when people went to movies, and we ended up in that shit, to his excitement, because like you he’s a monster who appreciates a young slutty girl…

More recently, she’s also in The Affair, which I haven’t seen but people talk about, American Gods, on some nerd shit, so she’s famous…

But not too famous to post shameless content to social media – celebrating her feminism with pussy in bikini topless photos…like some kind of sex worker who does not have a successful acting career…

Posted in:Emily Browning|SFW

2018

05

Sep

Selena Gomez for ELLE of the Day

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Selena Gomez in Elle Magazine is like finding your mom’s dildo when you were in Highschool and suck it while you jerk off….

It’s not supposed to be like that….you aren’t supposed to do that….because nature has a different plan for you…but you go off and fuck it all up…

Like Selena Gomez…who was supposed to die from Kidney failure, but who got a transplant from a donor she bought and promised fame and fortune to, because she’s rich…while other people with more purpose need Kidneys, like little kids who haven’t already peaked from being stage parented by her parents…

Yet here she is, her new tits, I assume are fake tits, unless Kidney Transplants give you tits, and new botox faces…which they may do….in what I’ll call sucking on your mom’s dildo…..

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2018

05

Sep

Naked Lady and her big Butt and Other Videos of the Day

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Chinese Designer Lights Up her Fake Tits

Girl Spitting on People at McDonalds

Man Masturbating To Women’s Shoes…

Cow on the Roof in Germany

Woman Dude Met to Fuck – Steals His Car as He Checks into a Motel – he Shoots her 4 times – she lives – they live happily ever after – guns rule.

Lip Surgery Fail

Just a girl and her Dick Cake

Man with Knife VS Tow Truck Guy

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2018

05

Sep

Farrah Abraham Fake Tit Erotica of the Day

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Farrah Abraham may not be a goddess to you, or even to me.

I didn’t watch her Teen Mom show…

But I did make a lot of money off her Sex Tape so I am in a lot of ways her business partner and number 1 fan…

All it took was an exclusive clip of her squirting for a pornstar in a porno they marketed as a sex tape…and boom…I got to go on a bender for 6-8 months…thanks for almost killing me girl..

I am still not a fan of hers, but like that she takes it up the ass like a good teen mom who learned her lesson, even if teen mom-ing is the only reason she exists….

But I appreciate that she still goes at it everyday in her attention seeking, producing content and putting herself out there, because if she didn’t – who would….Everyone on social media? Sure, but they are MTV teen mom stars…are they…ARE THEY.

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2018

05

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Girls who think they are on Instagram live, when they are actually in public, wearing their instagram outfit, heading to their instagram restaurant or Matcha spot to get an Instagram friendly drink, saying things like “This outfit is Ditzy Like my Personality”…on some Paris Hilton baby talk shit….walking around like they are influencers because they are influenced by influencers…it is a real thing that clearly works….

Which explains why there is life sized Kardashian in Calvin Klein underwear cutout displays you’d want to jerk off on in the middle of the fucking mall….where the girls who think they are Instagram Live are….

I’m talking Kim K in her underwear with her mom cunt out….exposed to men and everyone else without our consent…in some Me Too moment that no one seems to fucking care about because I DID NOT CONSENT…it was real life and there was no X or approval button to click…instead…just straight up Karadashian cunt…

The world is one big hypocritical piece of shit….

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2018

04

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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There is nothing like bending down to pet a dog, because you love dogs, and say hi to every dog, because you hate humans, because they are fucking disgusting and annoying, while dogs are just fun and cute and sweet……

That said, there is nothing like bending down to pet a dog, and looking up to her owner and seeing a massive fucking cameltoe thanks to her leggings….because being face to face with a cameltoe on the right person is not a disgusting experience…it’s a wonderful experience and allows me to visualize nudity / full pussy….but it always backfires when you ask what her little pet’s name is and she says the dog’s name…and you say…no…not your dog bitch, your fucking camel…is it Mohammed or Ishmail or Ikbar or some shit? That fucker has more than two humps he can stay hydrated for weeks…..

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Jimmy Fallon Paid for a Rich Person’s Meal…what a Philanthropist
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2018

04

Sep

Bella Thorne After Sex Titty Flash of the Day

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Bella Thorne likes to celebrate how weird and silly and creative and out there and wild she is…

I guess this is what happens when you’re kept in a cage, sold to Disney and programmed to behave a certain way for so long before actually getting to break free….

You get mental issues, full retardation and you go through your teen rebellion with your tits out at 20….not that we care…

If anything it’s the only thing good about social media…the meltdowns…the sharing too much information…the accidental nipples and tits that we know are intentional to get attention…we’re onto you fools…WE understand the hustle and are part of the problem because we buy into it…all cuz we like tits.

So it’s not that exciting or racy or interesting that this girl fucked, or ripped her shirt when fucking, even if she was fucking that homeless meth addict she dates or that YOUTUBE girl they fuck together…..it’s the porn generation and we’re perverts…we get it.

I just find it rude to not show the sex part – like a cocktease…which I guess is why these kids make all this money….fuckers.

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