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2018

13

Sep

Marisa Papen Nude Pics of the Day

Marisa Papen is some performance artist, nude model, who was naked on instagram and got a following for it, back before everyone was nude on instagram, when you got deleted for being nude on instagram, before instagram pulled back on policing content produced by women seeking attention, because they didn’t want to be called out as oppressive patriarchy or anti-feminist, like let these women on the platform be whores the way nature intended them to be, because there’s not much difference between a nude shoot and a bikini shoot for attention…

She’s gone more aggressive, political, racy with her nude pics..and the great thing about them…is that they often time feature her bush and I fucking love bush…I don’t need to go into all the ways I love bush…but trust me…bush is the future..and it was the past…and the bald pussy era was just a mistake we will look back on and wonder why…

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2018

13

Sep

Shay Mitchell Got Them Titties Out of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is an enterprising celebrity – who I guess being an immigrant in Canada wanted it so bad that once she got it she won’t screw it up – and will maximize profits like her parents who were rich before she took on acting taught her…

Because not only has she been on a hit show, and amassed 20 million fans, she’s also published books, and is now doing the influencer thing, traveling, going to events, really living it up..the way people want you to…and likely closing solid brand deals making stupid money all while subtly showing us her tits…and we like tits..

So this one’s for Canada before Trump invades and makes us a state….

here she is in her panties with her hard Indian nipples

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2018

13

Sep

Kristin Cavallari Bikini Erotica of the Day

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Kristin Cavallari was on vacation the other day – and she wore a bikini – and I am not sure anyone cares because Kristin Cavallari was a reality star on a show many fucking years ago…who was cocky and bit by the fame big – thinking anything was possible for her EGO….and in the end her career dwindled but her access from her celebrity brought her to rich athlete cock…who she has had a bunch of kids with and is now just an Orange County slutty mom…which I guess is all these Orange County girl want in life…a pro athlete to buy them the house, the pool, the G-Wagon…so they can spend their days at the mall, at the spa…at lunch…talking shit on each other…

Suburban…in a bikini….looking alright cuz she’s vain and can’t be fat.

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2018

13

Sep

Stella Maxwell Sideboob Slutty of the Day

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Stella Maxwell is only interesting to me because there was a time she was a hipster lesbian shooting naked with uneven tits for Terry Richardson….

A try hard, trying as hard as she could to be edgy or interesting so that she could make it in the world as a celebrity.

A genderless, sexuality-less, typical New York living immigrant on a work visa navigating the scene…

But then she started fucking female celebs, she glammed herself up, maybe got some tits, grew her hair out, and became a chick used to sell cheap panties – for pervert dudes like you to jerk off to…

From edgy hipster when it was a thing, to selling out….because that’s all anyone really wants…is to sell out…especially when you get to ride Kristen Stewart’s broken down celeb from Twilight face with her pussy…that must be empowering.

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2018

13

Sep

Girl Eating Gross Shit Gagging Erotica and Other Videos of the Day

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Insane Brawl…

Drunk Driver Police Chase

One Arm Man Wins at Pool

Pistol Whipped….

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2018

13

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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They say – sleep when you’re dead – but that’s too eager, excited and keen.

I prefer sleeping when I am alive so that I know that I’m missing out and wasting away.

It’s a nice reminder when the people around you succeed and have nice things….and wear t-shirts and have coffee cups that say “hustle hard”…

Because you’re too busy napping..sleeping in…not jogging at 5 am, to get to work at 7 am, to close deals by 8 am until 10 pm, when you go home to fuck hookers and do it all again….way too much effort….exhausting…I may just need to go back to bed….

Like these morning links…lots of effort…exausting…my slave labor for you…because apparently slavery exists on the internet..right here…right now…

Motorbike Racer Pulls Other Dude’s brake
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Old Weathered Tits you Don’t Care About – Fighting Over Politics
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Madonna’s Daughter Doing Half Naked Modeling
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Scooter Braun Feared He Would Lose His Meal Ticket Bieber To Overdose Before he Found God…Cuz He Likes the Money He made off Him
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Hornet VS Wasp – Death Match
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High Speed Dog Chase in NYC
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Truck Load of the Day
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Hooker Chanel Jeffries in a Bikini
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Bird Likes to Drink
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CBD Buy CBD Oil Get a Deal!! It’s Good. You’ll Like It….
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2018

12

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to discover that your mother and father were siblings…that daddy or mommy took advantage on the other – because the #metoo movement is a two way street and it could just as easily been creepy older sister molesting younger brother for the internal creampie as it was older brother teaching his sister the way…or maybe they were twins in which case Just masturbation….that your granny the crazy jesus freak wouldn’t let get aborted….so that your aunt mom made you…..

Then I remember I have no parents, that no one loves me, and that no one can be disappointed by me – who needs that presssure when you can just be disappointed with yourself…

Sure my mom and dad were out there, but it will never come out that I was a product of incest, even if I was cuz no proof….so I can go on watching incest porn guilt free knowing I’ll never know incest is was made me….so I can focus on incest doing what it does best…making you perverts cum…and that is just further evidence that I keep winning at losing at life!

Here are some steplinks of the day!

Heidi Klum Ghosted Drake..Cuz She’s so Old She Must be a Ghost
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Norm Macdonald Forced to Apologize
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Cab Driver Tosses Littering Customer
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Most Flexible Pussy at the World Gymnastics Games – Perverts
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Selena Gomez Globular Tits gets Most Liked Pic on Instagram Ever – Fucking Perverts
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Aly Michalka Breasts
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Kendall Jenner See Through Dress
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This is Marky Mark’s Daily Schedule
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Viola David Regrest the Role that Made her….
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Bus Crash..
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Jeff Ross’ Best Roasts
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Shanina Shaik – Underboob
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Dumb Model of the Day
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The House Keith Richards Didn’t Die In
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Arab Invisible Prank…
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5 Spiders 1 Arm
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Fail of the Day – Italian Man Jumps on Tourist Boat
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Woman Vacuums Lawn
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Dart To Head Carni
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Guy Playing the Air Drums…Like a Star
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Rat Cow on the Streets for the Paparazzi
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Kate Beckinsale at a Fashion Show for the Perverts
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Rosie Huntington at the Same Fashion Show
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Halston Sage Hot
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Kendall Jenner in See Through
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Victoria Justice in a Tight Skirt
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Peyton Roi List in a Pantsuit
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Paris Hilton in Costumes Looking Slutty
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Neve Campbell as Old as the Phone HSe’s On with Clinton
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Lucy Hale Not Hot
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Keira Knightley for the Perverts
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Lindsey Vonn in a Dress
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Amateur Chick Trying on Clothing
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Hot Titty Flash – Tit Gets Molested
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Hot Titty Drop….
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A Bunch of Fit Girls
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Hot Ass in a Thong
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Ashley Jay has Big Tits
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Peeing on the Beach
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A Bunch of Amateurs
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Alisa and her Huge Boobs are Amazing
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Some Chick in Lingerie
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This is a Hot Amateur
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Epic Anal Cam Show
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Horny Blonde Striptease
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2018

12

Sep

Gigi Hadid Nipple Dress of the Day

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Gigi Hadid, who looks like a 40 year old mother of three from Beverly Hills with her face jacked up like fucking mad, is reminding you all that she’s still a model, because she’s a model you know, and not just because of instagram success, I mean mainly because of Instagram success, but also because of her dad’s love for models and dream of his girls being models, and his ability to buy them magazine covers….and do all the PR needed for them to exist…including but not limited to having them show their tits…

I am not a fan of any of this generation of fake rich kid from instagram playing dress up and being taken seriously, it makes me hate the world….and reminds me that everyone is a suck up bitch….

I am happy this isn’t the Bella Hadid, who is far uglier and more terrifying in her scam that is modeling….

That’s all I have to say about that..

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2018

12

Sep

Elsa Hosk Nipples for a Clothing Brand of the Day

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Elsa Hosk the Victoria’s Secret cultivated underwear model – who for at least a year before becoming a Victoria’s Secret girl – was nude all over the place to get noticed…all designed to make her famous, hype her up, and get her to seamlessly replace the Candice Swanepoel blonde chick….with a bit more edginess…

In being a VS model, they make her do other brand deals, like this one, with her tits out, that I am sure she got paid a lot for, thanks to having that Victoria’s Secret stamp of approval..

It’s hard to hate a bitch who gets topless pics of herself taken for the internet – for the sake of topless pics and I guess this isn’t quite topless but you can see her tits and this is her getting paid stupid money to be part of this whatever it may be…

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2018

12

Sep

Kendall Jenner Nipples of the Day

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I wonder if Kendall Jenner thinks she’s the most important person in the room, at least when she’s one of the satellite officers of the Kardashian clan, sent to whatever the hot event of the night is, so that they get some coverage in the media, if there are dozens of them they can be fucking everywhere, and within themselves and their own organization, can share for share and build themselves up to be the most powerful family…in terms of getting brand deals and selling product to idiots making a lot of money for this rich as fuck Avon ladies….but not powerful in terms of anything else.

The fact they exist disgusts me…but the nipples exposed in a dress as a trend work for me…so here is Kendall Jenner Working for me – without me paying her 1,000,000 dollars for an instagram post.