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2018

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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My Tumblr got deleted, because I am a teen girl looking for predators to give me money with my nudes, I had a fucking tumblr….

I like to think it is because since the beginning of the internet, my opinions have been offensive to pussies, and pussies complain and get me deleted off shit, yet I can go onto tumblr and find the most hardcore porn, which is cool….but my nonsense is seen as a threat to their terms and conditions…

Which I find funny, because I barely exist, I only had a few hundred followers because that’s how irrelvant I am…I was just pushing content from the site there automated…but I still got deleted, but the incest, rape fetish, shitting fetish…pretty much everything on TUMBLR….that gets them views and that keeps them relevant…

Unlike people with actual followers, I can’t protest it, I just have to accept it, and figure that I got complaints from some super fan of some celebrity…or the paparazzi since I don’t have the rights to their images….WHO KNOWS…but I am gone..

Totally mistreated….while the Cum Tributes, Bondage, Beastiality, Probably some underage shit, all available on Tumblr…but not DrunkenStepfather…we are banned…

The nice thing is that Every singe social media and message board I have been on, I have been deleted off of at least once….so at least I am consistent…

I don’t go out of my way to troll, or leave hilarious comments on people’s content like I used to, which is why I used to get deleted….

I like to think that if had gone mainstream, I would be allowed to joke around on the internet, but I can’t got mainstream because I am blocked everywhere, and also because I have no talent…I am not compelling…and popular opinion doesn’t really matter…except when it comes to me wanting a private jet….

I will not get a private jet…or even an uber really….maybe a used bike for 20 bucks…but the obesity from writing a blog for 14 years prevents me from being able to ride it….foot amputations/diabetes, you know what I mean….

What I am trying to say is that I have always known the internet is a hypocrite, but I haven’t quite figured out why I am at the wrong table, like why can’t I be the account that they keep around, and all these other fucking assholes are the deleted…

I don’t know…but I hear drinking is bad for you…something that I feel my body has been telling me for a long fucking time….but I’m more into the slowing dying…like a cowboy…the way men were originally coded to be…before the hormones in the food got them all low testosteroned bitches…

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Cardi B Getting Fingered on Social Media
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Goth Slut and her Terrifying Tongue Tricks
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Mel B in Rehab for Sex Addiction
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Ferne McCann in a Bikini
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Megan Fox – Old Expired Trash in Lingerie
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Pete Davidson on Always Been Hard for Ariana Grande
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Woman REfuses to Give Seat to a Disabled Dude
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Girl Walks 10 Hours in Hollywood as a Hooker
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Britney Spears – Hot and Has a British Accent
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Madison Beer in a Tiny Top
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Low Digit License Plate Sells for A lot
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BK Blowjob AD
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Russan Car Transport
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Kourtney Kardashian – Bikini
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Lucy Hale Cameltoe
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John Goodman was Depressed After Roseanne was Cancelled
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Instagram Slut of the DAy
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Karlie Kloss is Still Friends with Taylor Swift….She Went to her Concert…
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Lady Gaga – Old Drag Queen Photoshoot
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Erratic Fish
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Smart Car Escapes Cage
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HIGH POWERED VAPORIZER OF THE DAY
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Ireland Baldwin Soccer Mom TIts…
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Rita Ora – Slut on Stage
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Madison Beer Slut in Canada
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Hailee Steinfeld Slut on Stage
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Kristin Cavallari Slut in Canada
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Dua Lipa Slut on Stage
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Lea Michele Fat Ass Must be Faking a Tranny Pregnancy
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Liz Olsen is in Slut Shorts
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Lara Flynn Boyle is Old
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Demi Rose – Whore ina Bikini
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Mel B – Sex Addict in Whitee
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Ambrosio in Slut Shorts
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From stepSMUT!!

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Meet And Fuck
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day – by Me
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Rosie Sky – Hot Fucking Amateur
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When Incest Porn Goes Too Far….Daughter and Mother Should Never Be THIS CLOSE….
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Perfect Tits in a Seductive Bra Lift / Bounce
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Look – It’s a Mega Clit
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2 Girls Share a Bed
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A Compilation of Nudists
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I don’t Know if this is Human
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Cam Girl with Huge Tit Fakes a Seizure for a Donation
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Compilation of Hand Bras
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A Naked Redhead with Hot Tits
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Greek Slut of the Day
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Isabella – Naked on the Balcony
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Naked Amateur
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Hot Reddit Amateurs…
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Some Big Titties on an Old Whore
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Hot Reddit Amateurs…
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A Compilation of Showers
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Her Name is Sea Rose and She’s Naked and Wet
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Terrible Breast Feeding Fetish
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Naughty Nurse Masturbating During Operation…
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Heroin Withdrawal – The Video
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I like her Hot Body
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2018

Aug

Cardi B Fingered on Social Media of the Day

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What I have learned about the internet in the last 24 years of being on the internet – is that it is one giant porn site and you’re all participants in that porn.

The strategy one must take to win at the internet is to not get deleted for posting that porn, or create your own vehicle to share that porn, or be one of the people who isn’t viewed as pornography….whether it’s because you’re famous, or have a following, or are socially accepted as porn…or a feminist or whatever…..or whether you’re a Facebook/ Instagram, Tumblr, Google, Reddit and all the other user generated content sites like GFYCat or IMGUR, that are all hosting volumes and volumes of fucking porn…but for some reason are considered safe for work and generate tons of fucking ad revenue…not being shunned by the industry…

While I can’t close a fucking ad deal with anyone safe for work and all my social accounts get deleted as Cardi B gets fucking finger blasted for her fans to jerk off to …and it’s ok…cuz it’s black twitter….

Who fucking knows…but I know that I am a victim in all this…oppressed by the system….While all these other fuckers keep winning.

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2018

Aug

Alexandra Stan Nipples of the Day

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Alexandra Stan is some 29 year old Romanian who made some pop songs a few years ago that were very fucking hype, famous, hot, popular….

She was also beat up by her manager for being out of line, as these things happen to gyspies…

And now she’s out doing photoshoots with her nipples out, which isn’t quite as euro as I’d want a beach day to be, you know I prefer full fucking tit exposed if we’re dealing with europeans in europe…it’s really just customary, their way, how it’s done….

A shirt covered nipples, offensive because clothed, is still a nipple…I choose to see past the cover and that’s what matters…you know…how accepting I am of nipples in all varieties….I am so inclusive, a patron of Diversity…..

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2018

Aug

Halsey Bra of the Day

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Here’s a friendly reminder that Halsey identifies as being black…

And despite being white as fuck, her dad was black, and thus she is black, and with that understands the struggles of black people, having to put on white voices during phone job interviews, and having to really go above and beyond any white person to get to the level they strive to be….

So living her life in “White Face”….undetectably black and thus unable to really identify as black – whether she is black or not…she’s an egotistical piece of garbage that likes to draw attention to herself and likes to “exists” or “milk” the level of celebrity she has from being the vocals on some EDM track….so she wants the world to know her entitled struggles…

She’s in bra, she looks white to me, and anytime she cries about the indignities towards black people she experiences first hand…like how hotel shampoo doesn’t work with her african american hair type…yet it is labeled “for all hair types”…in the dumbest plight or struggle any black person has had to deal with…some first world fucking problems….I’ll remember she’s just a DJ whore who sucked the right dick and you can be any color, race, cree, ethnicity, country of origin for that.

Here is her upskirt

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2018

Aug

Jennifer Lopez Fitness Erotica of the Day

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I wonder if Jennifer Lopez’s fat thighs rubbing together can be considered Fitness….or erotica….just because she’s in a fitness outfit like pretty much every mom aged woman who doesn’t have a day job on any given day of the week.

Everyone and their fucking fitness gear….

I wonder if Jennifer Lopez’s fat thighs rubbing together are a product of fitness, you know all those cross fit girls, who claim to be girls, but who are clearly men, have those legs rubbing together from their back squat, front squat, all squats…..while other women who have legs rub together, that they need to talc cuz otherwise they get heat rash, carpet burn, chaffing…..before they go to Disney, the mall or to another fast food joint….are just fat chicks…

So hard to tall whether J.Lo is a fat chick, or a fit chick, or a bit of both, but we do know she only exists because she carries her weight in her ass, that’s how we know her as Jenny from the Block people….without that fat ass…she’d just be working as a stripper, cuz you know girl likes being on stage…she just happened to luck out at what stage she ended up on…

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2018

Aug

Kourtney Kardashian Spreads her Ass of the Day

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I remember when people used to refer to Kourtney Kardashian as the hot Kardashian…to which I would say…that’s like saying she’s the hottest piece of dog shit in the dog part…because all the Kardashians are fucking trolls..

This isn’t a racist, or ethnic issue, it’s a fact that they are dumpy piles of shit, all hairy and vapid…and should be taken out back and shot like the cows put to pasture that they are.

Instead…they get plastic surgery, fake tits, asses, and other procedures that fuck with young people who look at them and realize that they aren’t fucking fake as fuck….and that it’s normal that when you age, your ass gets more round, tight, and that none of them – even the monster one – have cellulite…even though they are fat…thanks to medi-spa treatments only they can afford…

Well, the “hot” one, who is disgusting to me…is out there in a bikini for the paparazzi to help promote the family empire…and keep them all earning…and she’s scratching her mom pussy in every pic…

I wonder what kinds of AIDS she’s got brewing in there…maybe just crabs or some scarring for herpes that sting when the wind hits it from the right / or wrong angle…or maybe she has some “in grown hair” you know always “oh that’s just an in grown hair” when dealing with a gutter slut…rich or not….until you realize that “in grown hair”…made your dick get acne like a teenager’s face 6-8 weeks later…

Point being…she’s disgusting, and even her vagina is trying to escape his life with her….but she’s holding that thing in as hard as she can.

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2018

Aug

Christina Ionno Naked Photoshoot of the Day

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Christina Ionno is a nobody Instagram model with 20,000 followers, while I know mom’s in the park with more followers than this.

She seems to be from Toronto, maybe from Romania originally, because Canada is easy to get into when you want into North America…and she’s out there doing this getting naked to get noticed…and I guess I’ve noticed, which means it semi-works….considering we live in the same country, which has a population of 2500, and we all get together at the Igloo party to celebrate our ice wall border, where we eat seal meat and beaver….and I still have no idea who she is…

BUT…I appreciate her tactics…and that counts for a lot around here….

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2018

Aug

Dua Lipa Bra of the Day

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Dua Lipa is a product of the new, the next generation of good times, where girls get famous from being slutty on social media, and their music gets big because of social media, because social media is the only thing people care about…

The nice thing about Social media…is that girls are fucking slutty, and dress with their asses hanging out at all ages, and because of that…I realized that my favorite part of a woman is her brain….and her spirit and by brain and spirit I mean the space between her asshole and Pussy that you can often see if the shorts are short enough and she’s in a yoga pose or often times when they are just walking…

I guess the nice thing about Social Media for Dua Lipa is that she exists and is now rich as fuck because of it…

Here are her nipples….

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2018

Aug

Chelsea Handler Nipples of the Day

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Chelsea Handler loves showing her tits, because she has the right to do that on social media, since she is famous and a woman, all empowered and pushing the limits, but when I post the shit…I get my account deleted…which is fucking mental to me….be consistent fuckers…

I guess we live in this fake news world, that has existed since media was created, because you can angle stories however the fuck you want, to tell whatever story you want, and the minion idiots will believe it…or take a side and fight to the blood for that site….

You can argue that it’s targeted to self involved, uneducated, idiots who don’t have liberal arts degrees that help them step back and analyze what is being fed to them….you know ignorants…but it’s safe to say that people are ignorant from all walks of life, on either side of the fence, and that people seem to like things that are black and white, as long as it’s not too black, and that people hate any other viewpoint that from their own…which makes everyone a fucking fascist….

So Chelsea Handler can put her tits out there, but I can’t repost her tits calling her an old garbage cunt that probably smells like cellulitis or other vaginal infections, the remains of sucking cock to get ahead as a comedian, after he acting career never panned out, but she knew she was meant to be on stage, being mean…with her hate speech..that can’t be seen as hate speech because she’s a woman…girl power….

BUT…none of us can…they delete us, they block us, they call us misogynistic, they try to shut us up…

We can pretend what we do is art, this is my art, I mean it’s not news…it’s me talking shit on some old whore showing off her tits….and they can pretend they love art, support free thinking, encourage it…as long as it fits their mold…

Even if this site is satire, ironic, me saying “look at these whores, they are whores”…in efforts to elevate people to not be whores…

Even if I can spin this to any angle that is more than just be slandering these idiots who are rich but set themselves up to be slandered….

Even if I only want to judge the wet t-shirt contest, but with the whole #metoo movement, there are no more wet t-shirt contests.

So Instead the nipples in sheer bras I see are on old hags like this…

The world is unfair…but at least sluts will always exist.

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2018

Aug

Leann Rimes Bad Bikini Body of the Day

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This is titled Leann Rimes bad bikini body, in that any close to 40 bikini body is bad, but I guess I could argue, that by bad I mean good, like a hip hopper, who is confused by the definition of words because the American schooling system is bad for the people who become rappers, and white people from suburban homes pick up on their Ebonics, and give old words new meanings..

You know, because you’d hate for me, a man, to be judging LeAnn Rime’s body, like this is a beauty pageant, where I have the right to have an opinion on a women who feels like she has a right to put her half naked body on the internet….

It’d be so misogynistic, you know in this world of toxic masculinity, where men who are sore losers go and kill at videogame events, where grown men are still playing videogames, like it’s a thing that isn’t designed for 12 year olds…like they don’t have fucking jobs…like they aren’t distracted by all the porn out there…

When really, her body isn’t that bad, it’s her face and head that’s the fucking problem…fucking home wrecking trash, who will always have fans thanks to country music and their love of JESUS.

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