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2018

28

Aug

Nina Dobrev Fitness Erotica of the Day

I like to think of this site as nothing more than a jerk off site, a fetish site for people into famous girls being whores, and a place where I can take out my sexual frustration and failures on these people who seemingly win.

Sometimes I say it’s a comedy site, you know in a just jokin’ around…kind of way…

But I never really report news, or anything relevant, sure the nudes and the slutty behavior is the latest they are up todo and thus I am news in some right….but ultimately….I’m just reposting slutty behavior for everyone to jerk off to.

So whether it’s of this Eastern European Nina Dobrev from Vampire Diaries, who came to North America via Canadian Immigration laws….that allowed her to get work in Canada that she could parlay into work in the USA on TV….or really any slut that has some level of celebrity…I’ll post it…

From bikinis, to fitness fetishes of girls who should have been sex workers….but who are now realizing that fitness is a good way to do social media porno without being obvious porno…or obviously shameless…just slow and steady deep squats….

We’ve got it all…the one stop shop no one stops to shop at….but check out this bitch hump the fucking air like it was a producer offering her a movie roll so that she didn’t have to turn to social media to make her passive income…directly selling to her fans!

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Posted in:Nina Dobrev|SFW

2018

28

Aug

Stella Maxwell Tits Out of the Day

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Stella Maxwell had her tits out…like any good lesbian feminist trying to fight the toxic masculinity and the misogyny of the world…by deciding to be a straight up lesbian who only fucks a-list women like Kristen Stewart or Miley Cyrus to get ahead or at least to increase her profile…rather than fucking actual cock to get ahead, that’s so slutty and gross…and against her mission to prove that she didn’t fuck her way to get where she is…she’s there from sheer talent and tits…because she’s made her life as a half naked underwear model regardless of what gender she fucks…it’s content for men to jerk off to not for women to be inspired to buy lingerie….which means in her own right, she’s a softcore pornstar getting ahead due to toxic masculinity and our love for hot chicks.

What I am getting at is that everyone is full of shit.

They are all just cunts trying to get rich and famous and they do it by being half naked and fucking the famous…impressive.

Stella Maxwell Slutty Tits Out for Love and Lemons

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Posted in:SFW|Stella Maxwell

2018

28

Aug

Bar Refaeli Spreads Her Legs of the Day

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Bar Refaeli coming at you straight from the Israel / Palestine conflict….with some straight up unbiased reporting on the subject…because as an Israeli…everything she does in unbiased…they are the Switzerland of the middle east you know…

I have forgotten that she exists….but this slutty outfit allows me to remember…

Her big tits that she was known for….and for her vagina being tainted by Leo DiCaprio’s seed back when she was in her younger and hotter and more relevant model years, back when he still fucked women before going full homo….before she decided to move back to her hometown of Tel Aviv in Israel, where she found the richest guy she could, to have the best life she could have, getting married and breeding not once, but twice….out of the limelight….still in her hometown…near her family and the birth place of Jesus Christ….

Apparently, that gets boring and as a bitch ages, she needs to remind you all she’s still around and this is a good way to do it.

Bar Rafaeli…comeback tour….maybe she’s getting ready for a divorce or something…out there looking for attention or an ego boost…because being married housewives is boring or maybe she’s still super famous and I just forgot she existed because I follow too many no name sluts on social media that people like Bar Refaeli get lost in the mix….

All this to say, I will never forget when the celebrity cellphone leak happened and this one had a leaked pic of her spread ass…brilliant…totally jerk-off-able…cuz the anus is the gateway to a woman’s soul….

Here she is working out…

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Posted in:Bar Refeali|SFW

2018

28

Aug

Victoria’s Secret Naked Models of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret tries to be high brow, or high end, or maybe strategically try to do anything to perpetuate their “brand” being more than low hanging fruit and their campaigns being more than smut for perverts that still use hot chicks in an era where ugly chicks get to be models too.

It’s the era of inclusivity, but VS is still trying to be exclusive, and I’ll support that knowing that there will be a day when all models are fat ugly trolls and the hot models will be shunned and forgotten.

I don’t know why a panty brand, that is a billion dollar a year brand, and really just manufactures panties overseas for dirt cheap and resells it to mall shopping idiots, would have an “art” book…but i guess it’s like every pervert on social media…they do it for the tits…

Any excuse to get a bitch naked, and art is the best excuse…make them feel they are part of something more than being a promo model….and here’s that art! It’s black and white…I mean how could it not be art…

Basic clickbait wearing a disguise so no one knows it…

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Posted in:Kendall Jenner|Victoria's Secret

2018

28

Aug

January Jones Erotica of the Day

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The most interesting thing about January Jones is that out of the 7500 people I follow on Instagram, who are all fucking sluts who get half naked, or pugs….

Only 8 of them follow January Jones….despite her having over 600,000 followers…

Which means one of two things, one, that her followers and the people I follow don’t have much cross over, and that there are levels to instagram beyond just nude sluts…like food, like travel, like moms, like memes, and the nude sluts I think the entire feed is…is just a slice of that business…like black twitter still runs twitter, but then again so does Trump….

Point being….despite none of the sluts I follow, who probably control who they follow, so they don’t look thirsty and give the illusion of ratio in favor of their popularity….following January Jones…

January Jones still manages to put out half naked slut content of herself, old pics, new pics, just look at her tits pics…

I assume this is how she got knocked up and became a single mother…coded to fuck with her big tits out because it hels her get ahead…

I mean that and the fact that baby daddy had money and was willing to pay her off, you know security in the unstable world of acting…

Unless she genuinely doesn’t know who her baby daddy is, because she takes on that much dick.

I do not have the answers…or really care….but you’d think I did care after walking through these half naked pics with you this Tuesday morning…

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Posted in:January Jones|SFW

2018

28

Aug

Kristen Cavallari Nipple Slip of the Day

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If a reality star from 10 years ago, who ultimately doesn’t matter, pulls out her tit, and everyone can see the nipple that she has used to feed multiple children, does she make a sound.

The answer is yes…

I’m more into reality stars realizing that they are useless and feeling depressed when they realize they are useless, so they turn to sex tapes.

You know fame addicted, ready to be used after being used by MTV….

But I guess Cavallari is different, because she’s always had a little ego about her. She didn’t go onto do the Hills after Laguna Beach because she thought she was going to be famous as an actor, or doing something beyond Laguna Beach….only to return to the Hills their final season after all the other cast members got rich as fuck doing the far more popular spinoff show….

Desperation comes in all forms….

The good news for her is that she was able to use her “celebrity” to get herself a rich athlete to pay for her luxury life…who needs to make your own money making a fool of yourself on MTV when you can fuck some wallets…based on the access you have…

The good news for you is that she’s pulled her tit out in public like a feminist who knows that Much Music Canada, may be a bootleg event, but that she’s there none the less, and there are paparazzi around and her tits will be seen….THE TITS MUST BE SEEN…so see the tits.

It’s better than the old battered horse face.

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Posted in:Kristen Cavallari

2018

28

Aug

Britney Spears Hot in Concert of the Day

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Britney Spears using her UK accent in a slutty little outfit has made the news….

People are blaming her bi-polar disorder….

No one is giving her praise for her acting abilities, maybe tarnished by Crossroads, you know never able to outlive that garbage…

Because everyone is a fucking bully…

I mean it could be her mental disorder, she is a dancing monkey after all, highly medicated and crazy…where she just picks up on things around her and it is her way of drawing attention to herself to have her freed from captivity…

But no one is giving her props on the accent, saying it’s better than some hollywood actors, because she’s Britney Bitch, and by default a bigger star than fucking anyone…

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Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2018

28

Aug

January Jones Straight Whoring of the Day

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