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2018

15

Aug

Rita Ora Big Tits Facetuned Bikini Shots of the Day

After celebrating Rita Ora’s Dad Bod in a Bathing Suit the Other Day – something you probably didn’t see because you don’t keep up with the program people…but who you can see right about HERE …..

Rita Ora decided to take a masssive fucking shit….that these poor SODS had to remove…

Or she’s face tuning herself….like every slut around….fucking sluts and their lying padded bra wearing fake toned body bullshit….

I want real..instead of pretending to be real…while documenting your entire life in a curated way for your feed as the world of voyeurs watches on…I want ACTUAL real…but that’ll never happen, these content producer influencers are too vain, into themselves, try hard, and know that they aren’t nearly as interesting as they pretend to be.

They are garbage….but in bikini….so it cancels out being garbage…I mean those tits, when edited are massive and that’s what we should all focus on…I mean if you’re not too busy watching that RITA ORA SHIT VIDEO….

Speaking of celebrity shit, I once had a site called Celebrity Stool and the idea of it was to post up celebrity shit…like their ACTUAL feces. The logo was a stool….Brilliant…but it was hard to get the celebs to sign-on…..it was before the whole instagram exhibitionism that I knew society was headed…..but wasn’t quite there yet.

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2018

15

Aug

Sophie Turner Bikini Underboob of the Day

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Sophie Turner is pretty bulky looking, at least next to her twink, thought he was a homo boyfriend / fiance / Jonas brother who you would have expected to be pulling a Bruce Jenner, you know taking women hormones to complete the transition, but who is instead pulling your favorite Game of Thrones actress, that I can’t relate to you on, since I don’t watch that bullshit…when Dragons are involved in anything I am involved in…I try not to be involved in it…unless said Dragons are Asian hookers.

Either way Sophie Turner soon to be Sophie Turner Jonas Brother, is in a bikini, her tits hanging out of her top for her lame boyfriend fiance who is rich enough to buy her from his TV screen, because when you’re rich and famous you can watch your favorite show, or commercial or movie and say “I want that pussy in my bed”….make a few calls…and boom make it happen…while you losers just get to jerk off to it….and if you’re gonna jerk off to Sophie Turner – it might as well should be to these pics.

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2018

15

Aug

Fucking in a Garbage Bin and Other Videos of the Day

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Crow in a Cat Fight

Security Guard Attacks woman in Vegas – Gets Knocked Out

Porta Potty Tilt

Russian WOman Restrained in her Bra on Plane

Malasian Cosmetic Surgery Procedure of the Day

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2018

15

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of my week so far has been when I was walking around, barely walking around, I saw a girl bending over while on a date with some dude having ice cream. He was sitting across the table from her, and was the one eating the ice cream, which was pretty fucking queer, as Ice Cream is a fucking queer thing for a grown man to eat, while her full tit hanging out, full fucking tit hanging out of her shirt, and it seemed like the the guy she was on the date with was trying not to stare at the tit, and now that I think of it, maybe it was their weird fetish…he sucks a cone of Vanilla Raspberry Swirl as her exposed nipple hardens….while he pretends not to stare at her full tit…as passerbys like me, innocent bystanders really don’t try not to stare at the full tit exposed by a girl who probably knows her full tit is exposed….but who instead of being subtle about it want to pull out dollar bills and scream “pull out the other one, I can’t handle unbalanced titty flashes”…it’s fucking with my TITTY OCD…..

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Demi Lovato is a Crackhead
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Kayaking Down a Waterslide
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Phoebe Price Wet Panties
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Farrah Abraham’s Boob Exposed
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Christina Hendricks Sex Show with her Push Up bra
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Arizona – the New Danny McBride Movie Trailer
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All The Girls Making Out with this Girl…
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2018

14

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Earlier today, I was wondering if I had a teenage daughter, would I want my wife to allow her to buy a padded bra, the kind that makes her tits look like implants, that are misleading to any dude who brings them home later in life, because I feel like that is just buying into the your small tits aren’t good enough, you need to fake the tits to get through life, or to matter…which I guess I believe on some level…..but then I remember that if I had a teenage daughter, she’d probably be missing limbs, diseased, disgusting looking that wouldn’t need a padded bra because she lived in some institution due to her retardation….

Then I saw a stage mother, with her teen daughter, who could have been in her later teens or early 20s, but still a mom/daughter situation, where the daughter had huge tits, likely padded bra…posing in pics for her mom who was likely content producing for that instagram dream…because why not sexualize the girl to get the family paid when you can….and I realized…I’m a fucking pyschic…Miss Cleo motherfucker…like thinking of padded bras on youth being sexualized by their parents….then experiencing it first hand…unless of course..that’s just the way the world is and everyone is a whore trying to be a Kardashian like their existence is some DIY PINTEREST recipe…Gluten Free Cookies the whore version.

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Demi Lovato Smoked Oxy Laced with Fentanyl Like the Crackhead She Is
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Demi Lovato WIll be in Rehab for Several Months
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Some Amanda Bynes Bikini
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Johnny Manziel Gets Knocked Out
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Shelf Cloud Crazy
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Sofia Vergara’s Immigrant Outfit
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J.Lo Nips
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John Oliver Being a Bully
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Flying Race Boat
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Big Waterlide – Big Air
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Kristen Bell – Pokies in a Tank Top
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Nip Slip You Don’t Care About
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Omarosa Owes Trump Millions
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Floodwaters Steal Car from Dealership
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Driver Fail…
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Florida Stand Your Ground Law
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Maria Isabel – Hot from Instagram
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Fan Bingbing Banned from Acting
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Rap Song went too Hard Boyfriend and Girlfriend Have Boxing Match
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Lily Rose Depp Cankles Do Dinner
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Emma Roberts – Hot Skinny LEgs
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Bai Ling Lives and is Amazing
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Madison Beer – Slutty Dress
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Kim Garner – in a Gold Dress and No One Cares
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Ariel Winter Tits in Top
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Mandy Moore Tits in a Dress.
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Katy Perry Performs Disgusting
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Emma Rigby – Lacey Pervert Outfit
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Just a Pussy and a Speculum
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ANal Beads..but Not Just ANy ANal Beads….HUGE ones
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Dude Gets Blowjob at the Bar
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Ethnic Babe Hot Naked
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The Girl Who Loves Piss
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HI I’m Demi Lovato!
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Making it Rain and Champagne Showers in the Convenience Store
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Two babes in a Lesbian Softcore Massage
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Kendra Spade – Titty Flash
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Public Indecency – Acceptable VS Unacceptable
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Hot Tits in the Pool
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GINGER MILF FILLING THE PUSSY HOLE
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Rat Cow – Bikini Whore Dance
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Naked in the Subway
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2018

14

Aug

Phoebe Price Wet White Thong of the Day

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The interesting thing about women….is that they all have naked bodies…now this isn’t some primary school observation my stunted retard stroked out brain came up with…it’s something that I have had to live with my entire time…you know seeing clothed women living, laughing, loving (other people), working, doing errands, pretty much everything….is just a cocktease because we can’t actually see them naked…

So when they walk down the street towards you, walking away from you, under their cute outfits lives a unique set of tits, pussy, asshole, nipples, stomach, legs, did I say asshole?….that people have seen, many people in most cases…just not me….

Phoebe Price….an attention seeker, who was never really known for getting naked, has been getting more and more racy in her Souther Belle approach to marketing herself to the tabloids…and I’ve been bugging her to release a sex tape, or at least straight nudes for a while, even if it’s going to lose it’s power or appeal….if it even has appeal…I don’t know….but she’s not getting any younger…it’s now or never…

Well today, or whenever this was…our girl, the one and only Phoebe Price put out some wet sheer panties and I can’t see the cooter, the fire crotch, the carpets matching the drapes…but it’s a step in the right fucking direction..but next time, I’d prefer if it was emailed to me first….

Weird….definitely…amazing…obviously.

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2018

14

Aug

Lily Rose Depp Shorts From a Blowjob Angle of the Day

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We live in a porno generation, with a porned up perverted undertone, since everyone just sits around and watches porno all day…so when they post their selfies to their social media feeds, they are so well trained, conditioned to porn angles, they know exactly what they are doing, and what the images they prouduce look like…especially when they are celebrity rich kids exposed to all kinds of shit at a young age…mature for their age maybe because their parents are both self involved immature actor weridos…

Maybe I am looking into this too hard..thinking..oh it’s a blowjob angle…or MAYBE it is a blowjob angle…

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2018

14

Aug

Frida Aasen Got a Hot Assan Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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Frida Aasen is the new or one of the new girls that Victoria’s Secret is using as one of their promo models and with that means that they are putting her in campaigns with other swim brands trying to get her known and seen off these other people’s marketing budgets, and really, we should thank them for that…

Whether they are exploitative or use sweatshops to sell over priced panties or not, they have been consistent in using hot fit models, no fat chicks allowed fatty go back to the all you can eat buffet or couch where you eat your feelings watching netflix, save the half nakedness for actual babes…..

This Aasen, who I think is from a Nordic Country and is a fucking dream…is pretty perfect.

This is my favorite swim shoot to happen pretty much EVER in the history of the bikini.

It’s shot by Jason Lee Parry, a hipster photographer who invented the instagram look before instagram existed, who has been sued for his craft by Hailey Clauson cuz she claimed he sexualized her when she was underage for an Urban Outfitters campaign, but homie still brings the good, he doesn’t let that negative vibe get him down, give him a mansion, a hot as fuck model and HOMIE pulls through.

I don’t know what I’m trying to get at other than…this one right here…our girl Frida with the terrorist sounding Muslim name…is a legend who hasn’t even started yet.

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2018

14

Aug

Kate Beckinsale and Kathy Griffin Bikini Contest of the Day

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When you’re old but still want to be click bait that people sexualize and jerk off to, even if you’re hanging off a thread, or a pubic hair as red as the devil’s dick like Kathy Griffen, while vampire Kate Beckinsale still looks good…

The whole world is one massive and horrible episode of AMerica’s Funniest Home Videos. Mindless shit…that is easy to manipulate…

But what I will say is that at least these two F through V listers who really don’t matter no matter how much Kate Beckinsale stays a vampire, or Kathy Griffen whines about Anderson Cooper dick….are not fat….

I hate fat chicks more than old skinny chicks in bikinis, whether they are ugly or hot or not, fat violates all things and is the ultimate worst…so this here…I don’t mind.

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2018

14

Aug

Lais Ribeiro Topless for Fashion of the Day

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Lais Ribeiro was a single mom, teen mom, up on some Farrah Abraham shit, but I guess in another country where having kids at 16 is the norm…you know those Catholics….doing it for God or whatever….

Only she was able to crawl out of that shanty town, probably in part due to her tits, and the fact that her body in its youth bounced back from breeding, only to drop the kid off with the grandma and move to New York with the pervert Victoria’s Secret model recruiter who found her breast feeding in a park and thought – those are some tits I can get behind after I get her to our company surgeon to make her one of our promo model puppets..

This topless shoot is for some bullshit to sexualize her and help sell panties, that’s what the big evil overpriced sweat shop made underwear brand does…they build their roster of hookers up to be top tier so you get higher payout or ROI on the initial investment of flying them in and housing them in America….you know make em famous and reap the rewards….it’s a lesson all pimps should be doing…

It’s nice to see whores are still whores….even in all this repressive/oppressive (what’s the difference) governed by social media bullshit…where you’d think the lesbian oppressor fascists who pretend to be about diversity….would ban all the half naked whores being whores..but I guess they can spin it to fit into their narrative of women power…while still being on the same level of 80s posters of half naked women for beer companies….because NOTHING actually changes….they just polarize it.

Not that you care, there’s a half naked ethnic here.

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