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2018

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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A Woman at the park got mad at me because I was staring at some asian kid rolling around on a scooter like some kind of retard that I just assumed was because he was new to the country and hadn’t figured shit out…only to realize he had hearing aids….to which I pointed to and said “OH he has hearing aids”…assuming I thought my revelation, only to realize I said it out loud and all the people on the bench with me and next to me found it some bullying…to which I said “It’s not bullying if it’s true”….Bullying would be taking his hearing AIDS from him and throwing them in the water destroying them…only to bring him out to his favorite K-Pop concertthat he can’t actually listen to cuz he’s got broken hearing aids… while eating his favorite Sushi in front of him and showing him pics of the Vietnam war….that’d be bullying…saying “hearing aids” that are attached to his damn head is just fucking stating facts…and the people who confronted me…they’re the fucking bullies….trying to bring me down for my keen observation of FACTS….

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ALyssa Milano Looks Like a Dump Truck Full of Shit
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Kylie Jenner in a Bikini in 2015
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321 Foot Throw…
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Sweet Story of an 80 Year Old Elephant and I love Elephants…
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The New Sabrina the Teenage Witch is Not No Melissa Joan Hart
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Bra Shirt of the Day
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Pierced Nipples of the Day
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Culkin Loves Asians
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Father Leaves Son in Car and Regrets It….
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Weeezer Weird Al Yankovic Cover of Africa….Weird…
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2018

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I will never understand what changed in society where massive porn sites are accepted as mainstream content – when there is some pretty fucking violent content on their sites…like real fucking violent and demented content…featuring women who were swindled into filming those sex scenes by predator men…and that has left people fucking broken on all angles…

YET…people with opinions are being locked of their platforms…because their opinion is wrong…yet rape porn sites..incest sites…all cool as long as they don’t post a nipple on the FB or IG page.

It’s fucking selective nonsense and I’m just bitter because I’ve been shut down on most of these sites over and over again, but all this fucking smut that is actual smut is prospering on these channels…then you hear shit about other people being shut down for their opinions…but the “clean up” doesn’t go across the board…on a clean up…it’s all selective as fuck which makes things more of a lie than we already know they are.

I don’t think FB or IG is a democracy, I never did, it’s a platform owned by a corporation than can delete you at their discretion. I just don’t think it’s policed very well or consistent cuz I see pussy pics and tit pics all day – yet I get posts deleted of clothed people…

It’s not a community owned by the people, we aren’t the ones with 40 billion dollars in the bank…

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Robin Wright Penn in a Bikini….
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Karolina Kurkova in Swimsuits
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Britney Spears Sister Gets Backlash…for Letting Daughter Use Shotgun….
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Lucy Hale – Cleavage at the Teen Choice Awards
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Lohan Apologizes for Saying #MeToo Women are Weak
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This Will Happen to your body in the Next 60 Seconds
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James Davis – 37 year old veteran with a Wife, a Fiancee and Two Girlfriends…Weirdness
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Cara Delevingne Licking Rita Ora Tit….
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Rachel McCord Muddy Tits….
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Ruby Rose Bullshit
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Watermelon Smoked to Look Like Ham – Scary
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Emineme’s Sign Language Interpreter Still Killing It…
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2 Old Dudes Escape Nursing Home….
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Madison Beer Crop Top…
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Apocalyptic Cloud Scares the Fuck Out of Me
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Truck Accident Fail
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In Very Important News – Beiber and Baldwin Aren’t Marrying Anytime Soon. They are Just Engaged
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Cat Comes Home After 3 Years as a Stray…
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Nikolas Cruz’s Brother Confronts Him….
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Bella Thorne Boycots Teen Choice Award….
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The Seattle Plane Hijacker is a Legend.
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80 Year Old Elephant….
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Rihanna Shitty for Vogue
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Ronni Hawk – Young Slut at the Teen Choice Awards
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Rat Cow in a Bikini
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Anna Faris in a Tank Top
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Roxeanne Pallett Slutty in Bikini
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Kaley Cuoco Legs in Shorts
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Lottie Moss Titties at the Airport
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Madelaine Petsch White as Fuck
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Vanessa Hudgens – Tits in a Dress
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Fat Betty from Riverdale
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Anna Kendrick – zero Sex Appeal Got her Tits Out
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Katherine McNamara Skinny School Girl Slutty Outfit
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Hot Naked Chick Naked Girl Named Anabelle….
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Busty Cam Girl
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Kesha Ortega Fat Tits…Trashy Lingerie
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Naked Chick on a Car
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Greek Slut of the Day
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Just a Cam Girl – Playing with Herself
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Girl Quits Suction Cup Dildo Fuck
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Naked Woman Angry…..
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2018

Aug

Kendall Jenner in a Bikini of the Day

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I am going to assume that zero percent of you give a fuck about whether Kendall Jenner is in a bikini or not, because she’s a Jenner and if you’re gonna check out any Jenner in a Bikini, it might as well be Bruce, because at least there’s some substance, or something interesting about him…you know some severe mental disorder that came after a very lucrative career as a track star…a sport people literally don’t give a fuck about yet e was seen as a hero…only to CHOP OFF HIS FUCKING dick and live his life walking around pretending to be a woman….

THAT IS CRAZY…

His daughter, in a bikini, just some rich and entitled, not broken enough for someone who’s dad cut off his dick….is not nearly as interesting. The silver spoon fed reality star turned high fashion clickbait garbage…is boring…uneventful…and has zero to offer…sure she still gets paid…but that doesn’t mean she’s good.

I mean…maybe this is Bruce Jenner…who fucking knows with all their bullshit face injections…

Speaking of Trannies….I was in Starbucks and I couldn’t figure out if the Starbucks employee was male to female tranny, or female to male tranny, so I just stared into her eyes as hard as I could….to see if her 5 foot 1 frame broke down…and if she gave off girl energy or boy trying to be a girl energy….you know to see if she breaks like a woman or like a little twink…I have a right to know what is giving me an erection….

But the answer my friend, is blowing in the wind, just look at her legs, if it’s sparse leg hair, it’s a chick trying to grow it in, where as if it was a dude going female…it’d be shaven always look at the legs…

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2018

Aug

Bella Thorne Bikini Dance of the Day

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Bella Thorne is a very important and relevant pop culture icon who is just 20 years old…like a Kardashian, or a Kylie Jenner, but on the other spectrum of annoying…where instead of being rich and knocked up, she’s running her own brand out of her expensive house that Disney Money got her…and now that Social Media money is making her….a brand based on being a weirdo crackhead raver chick who never leaves the house…but that understands the power of the internet…building out brands, manipulating young people to steal their parents credit card to buy shit they don’t need to support her in her quest of weirdness…and as it turns out…they make bikinis, because bikinis are easy to promote…like the puppet master she is…since people like seeing disney kids half naked…especially ones with fat tits…

Annoying or not…she’s in a bikini.

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2018

Aug

Charlotte McKinney Bikini of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney and her massive breasts are still around, still not famous, or celebrity tits, but that were on Dancing with the Stars, despite still not being a star even after that show, so how the hell did she get on that show in the first place – I JUST DO NOT KNOW or get it…

But I can assume it was hypnotization, some sorcery, some spells, some witchcraft that is not so complicated of a spell, it just involves pointing to her massive tits and saying “I’m a star, put me on the show” to which men lose all capacity of thought, or function, on some stroke like level of retardation and say yes to everything she says….these are the ultimate barter chips in a negotiation…I mean…LOOK AT THEM….they are massive…

She could be ugly as fuck, but still amazing and can be carried on her tits alone, so she’s winning at life…born better off than many and not just cuz her dad is a tax evader from the Bahamas who raised her in Florida..but because of the MONSTER JUICY TITS.

Charlotte McKinney Bikini for Instagram 2

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2018

Aug

Jennifer Lopez Hard Nipples of the Day

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This is Jennifer Lopez saying she’s more than just an ass, she’s also some tits with hard nipples that I guess she got when she got pregnant with Skeletor’s baby…

She is applying the same logic as she applied to over achieving in the entertainment industry, she can sing, she can act, she can dance, she can manipulate rich men, she can win over producers, she can do a fake Hispanic American accent and pretend to be relatable to her people…who buy into her because their own American government doesn’t acknowledge them and they need something from the country they have passports from to give them a beacon of hope.

J.Lo nipples are all part of her fucking scamming.

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2018

Aug

Heather Graham Bikini of the Day

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Heather Graham, like Halle Berry before her, would have been an interesting personality to see if she came up, while dudes were cumming on her, early in her career, on social media….because she has professionally been naked or half naked as often as possible or as often as necessary which has allowed for her to exist…all big titty and the jerk off material needed in movies to keep said movies interesting….who you know had these epic tits that she knew at a young age would get her famous if she fucked the right producer or actor rather than do porn or strip locally….

But if it happened in this era, she’d be competing with all the other tits to be seen and jerked off to, not just the ones that the producers selected for us to see, in democratic tit selection….

Because at 40 something and rich and famous, she’s already getting half naked on her feed….imagine if she was just trying to get seen, noticed, and known….there’d be hotel shower pics of her asshole…I believe it.

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2018

Aug

Sia Topless Painted Tits of the Day

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Sia is a 42 year old hipster, raver, party girl, electronic music weirdo who has been around for a long fucking time, best known for her solo album and her videos of little girls from Dance Moms dancing creepily, but was previously a songwriter for a bunch of people….her biggest song probably TITANIUM by David Guetta that all kinds of cheesy club bros probably play at pool parties in their short shorts and think is a classic….

I know people like Sia, who are the same age as Sia and who grew up in the electronic music scene doing lots of drugs….I remember raves in the early 90s, and I remember the more sophisticated “acid jazz” music people who would show up at those raves…like SIA…

So the happy and sad titty face pic is on the level of obscure you’d expect, but that we collectively can say despite being cheesy reaching try hard even though she’s made it shit, and despite being old tit, it’s still big tits…and that’s the kind of art I can appreciate even if I think all art is bullshit lies…

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2018

Aug

Rita Ora Gets Wet of the Day

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Rita Ora without facetune, has the body of a 45 year old dad who was once an athlete but threw all that away to drink beer and question how his life ended up this way….all gut in clothes that are too tight for him because he doesn’t want to admit that he’s got a 45 inch waist….and that he’s still got that studly youthful big dick energy that will rope in all the bitches the second his wife gets out of the way long enough for him to make it happen…only to realize that he’s lost all he ever had to offer…but delusion is a wonderful thing….

What I am saying is that Rita Ora has a belly…which explains why she’s got huge tits….that when naked and angled properly…is just wonderful to look at…so wonderful it gives the bitch work and has finally given her at least one hit song….

Rita Ora Ass and Tits Getting Wet in Bikini 3

Here she is getting gay with Cara Delevingne

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2018

Aug

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp has some young perky tits with hard nipples, something that you can see every time you leave the house, whether at the Grocery Store or the Hardware Store or the Coffee Shop….cashiers still exist…

The difference is that our favorite set of cankles, is a rich kid, with a very famous dad, so by default, according to the structure of American heirarchy…and at least she looks good….good genetics you know…

I think there’s a cameltoe going on in her shorts, which would make sense as these things happen in tight shorts…but so rarely happen with young rich kids for the paparazzi, famous for being famous people….that we must CELEBRATE it.

WORSHIP YOUR LORD LILY ROSE DEPP.

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