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2018

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was outside a restaurant in a pretty decent suburban area…and this nicely dressed old as fuck lady came up to me…she struck up a conversation and was pretty articulate, not like the crackhead idiots I am used to interacting with and she asked me not to be offended by what she was about to ask…and I was like “I doubt anything will offend me”…because I have no self esteem I guess…and just don’t actually care about anything….anyway – she ended up asking me for some spare change, and I guess was ashamed of it, so when I told her that I actually had no money and that she’s likely richer than me, she asked me not to tell anyone, then told me she’d let me fuck her ass for 5 dollars…

This nicely dressed suburban granny…offered me 5 dollar anal sex…

I had to say no, because then she’d know I was lying about having no money…but sometimes…you need to just grab life by the balls and take whatever experiences get thrown your way…

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2018

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Asking a woman if her husband she is getting a divorce from’s new piece of ass that she’s whining about in hr facebook status has a tighter vagina than her…is not the best way to make friends with a hurting Divorcee…

Watching cam girls for an hour only for them to not get naked, but instead hang out in shorts and a t-shirt, texting on cam, as idiots tip them…makes me angry…

It’s like you have one job to do, make that asshole gape bitch.

Asking a Goth chick if she calls her pussy the bat cave…because she likes to fuck bats cuz she’s a Goth….will reduce chances of seeing said bat cave….

Trying to convince a guy at the bank that you have had anal sex with a mosquito to represent how small your dick is to said guy will likely make him think you’re a queer…

Lastly…if you have big titties…wear a white shirt on rainy days…I’ll appreciate your nipples, especially if you’re asian, cuz I assumed asians didn’t have nipples like the nipples I saw….and wear leggings if you aren’t fat…

Oh and fuck yourself…with household objects, it’s the weekend and other humans are disgusted by you…

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2018

Aug

Mariah Carey TIts in a Wet Suit of the Day

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Here’s some Mariah Carey, crazy bitch, doing some Steve Irwin nature show reporting from her billion dollar yacht…living that diva life…because what better way to roll into the weekend…than with Mariah Carey tits.

That’s all I have to say about that…

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2018

Aug

Gabrielle Union Wet T-Shirt of the Day

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Gabrielle Union is the Dwayne Wade Basketball player wife, who was a black actress and may still be one…I’ll have to check Black Twitter…

All I seem to see there is that Fox News Used Patti Labelle’s Pic to Promote Arethra Franklin’s deadness

So I’ll have to explore wikipedia to figure out that this 45 has been the token black girl in a lot of movies, and that at 45, is still showing off her ass in a bikini, sexualizing herself, because if you look this good, at least from this angle at 45, you’d doing a total disservice to the rest of the world by not showing it off….or at least a disservice to her exhibitionist self…

She’s got her tits out cuz she is an actual rape victim who doesn’t whine about it like all these other girls who get their ass grabbed or walk into hotel rooms of celebrities to see them jerking off….all you other bitches are soft…while she’s getting things done…tits out.

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2018

Aug

Nina Dobrev Swimming with Sharks of the Day

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Here’s some Nina Dobrev continuing to win at life by not being eaten by sharks, with her ass out in a slutty bathing suit bottom….

For those of you who care…Nina Dobrev is some Canadian immigrant, who wasn’t separated by her family, but who has moved onto the USA thanks to being a talented and amazing actress from Degrassi…who got work in AMERICA…

She now lives the American Dream, as the Eastern European Drake with bigger tits.

Her family is still in Canada and I assume she’s a cunt about Canada now that she’s all American…

But like all girls she’s doing the doing health and fitness instagram content and by health and fitness I mean slut content disguised as health and fitness…

She’s pushing 30, and I guess her new angle is this angle…of her ass…underwater…doing adventure.

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2018

Aug

Dita Von Teese Nipples of the DAy

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I wonder if Dita Von Teese still has fans…

That Burlesque Shit wasn’t even cool when Dita Von Teese decided to make a career out of it 20 years ago.

A sex worker, lesbian pornstar who figured out how to get famous before being double penetrated for a few hundred dollars.

Taking the high brow model approach – with a love for the 30s and 40s…

Being the only thin girl doing it, because if you’ve been to Burlesque shows you’ll know it’s for fat girls with dyed black hair and bangs with dumb vintage tattoos.

Some things are good to save in the history books, we’ve moved on from that nonsense an developed porn for a reason…something Dita Von Teese knows all about, but if she stuck to porn she’d be far less broke..so she did good….

Here are her nipples.

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2018

Aug

Girls Massaging Girls to Inspire Feeling Good with Thought Cloud CBD of the Day

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2018

Aug

Bella Thorne Tits in the Mirror of the Day

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Bella Thorne is a social media manipulator, who was able to leverage Disney Kid fame to get a good solid base of followers, enough to make some noise amongst the perverts as she posted up slutty pics, as all the people her age were doing, allowing for her to really grow her audience and have people stare at her and appreciate her…and even buy into her raving EDM shit….that all the kids are into…and I guess it’s a watch the trainwreck, see what she’ll do next, cuz she has that Disney Stamp of approval on her that makes her more important than the average whore…

I’m more into just checking out her tits, cuz they are tits.

Here she is getting gay

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2018

Aug

Elsa Hosk Wet T Shirt Nipples of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is the most important model to hit the Victoria’s Secret Roster, because Elsa Hosk is fucking slutty.

She’s a Basketball playing Swede who knew she was tall enough, willing to get naked enough, ball handler of the stars who could get what she wanted with the ball handling enough….

She’s been nude since before you knew she was a VS girl, as part of their marketing and still gets nude, tits out…and pretty fucking ideal to look at…even if she’s old.

Thank Candice Swanepoel for always being knocked up, giving this one a chance to shine through….as the replacement…cuz her hip to waist ratio and willingness to show tits is amazing.

Here is her boney cameltoe

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2018

Aug

Halsey Bikini of the Day

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Halsey is an attention seeker, which is what you’d expect from a college aged EDM listening, club going, Electric Daisy Carnival loving, VIP Room DJ Dick Sucking, get herself a vocal track cuz girl knows how to eat ass while jerking off the cock, gutter fucking porn looking, pile of dog shit…

I’ve spent time in clubs and VIP rooms and DJ booths, because I have had friends who have mastered the scam of DJing starting back in the 90s, when it was guaranteed dick getting sucked because girls have always been the fucking same…

It’s that DJing back then didn’t make you worth 100 million dollars, and laying down a vocal track like you lay down to have pipe laid inside you….was more for the love of it, the passion, more pure because it didn’t have fame attached to it…it was for the love of fucking the guy in the center of the room making people dance who was really interchangeable with anyone who owned the records he owned.

I won’t talk about her milking being in Black Face as a white as fuck black girl, but I will post her fat ass in a bikini cuz the meth / speed / party drugs keep her thin enough.