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2018

14

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Earlier today, I was wondering if I had a teenage daughter, would I want my wife to allow her to buy a padded bra, the kind that makes her tits look like implants, that are misleading to any dude who brings them home later in life, because I feel like that is just buying into the your small tits aren’t good enough, you need to fake the tits to get through life, or to matter…which I guess I believe on some level…..but then I remember that if I had a teenage daughter, she’d probably be missing limbs, diseased, disgusting looking that wouldn’t need a padded bra because she lived in some institution due to her retardation….

Then I saw a stage mother, with her teen daughter, who could have been in her later teens or early 20s, but still a mom/daughter situation, where the daughter had huge tits, likely padded bra…posing in pics for her mom who was likely content producing for that instagram dream…because why not sexualize the girl to get the family paid when you can….and I realized…I’m a fucking pyschic…Miss Cleo motherfucker…like thinking of padded bras on youth being sexualized by their parents….then experiencing it first hand…unless of course..that’s just the way the world is and everyone is a whore trying to be a Kardashian like their existence is some DIY PINTEREST recipe…Gluten Free Cookies the whore version.

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Demi Lovato Smoked Oxy Laced with Fentanyl Like the Crackhead She Is
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Demi Lovato WIll be in Rehab for Several Months
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Some Amanda Bynes Bikini
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Johnny Manziel Gets Knocked Out
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Shelf Cloud Crazy
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Sofia Vergara’s Immigrant Outfit
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J.Lo Nips
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John Oliver Being a Bully
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Flying Race Boat
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Big Waterlide – Big Air
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Kristen Bell – Pokies in a Tank Top
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Nip Slip You Don’t Care About
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Omarosa Owes Trump Millions
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Floodwaters Steal Car from Dealership
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Driver Fail…
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Florida Stand Your Ground Law
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Maria Isabel – Hot from Instagram
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Fan Bingbing Banned from Acting
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Rap Song went too Hard Boyfriend and Girlfriend Have Boxing Match
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This Device Gets you HIGH AS FUCK
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Lily Rose Depp Cankles Do Dinner
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Emma Roberts – Hot Skinny LEgs
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Bai Ling Lives and is Amazing
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Madison Beer – Slutty Dress
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Kim Garner – in a Gold Dress and No One Cares
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Ariel Winter Tits in Top
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Mandy Moore Tits in a Dress.
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Olivia Holt – Slutty at an Event
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Katy Perry Performs Disgusting
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Emma Rigby – Lacey Pervert Outfit
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BUY YOURSELF SOMETHING TO FUCK….
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Random TUmblr Porn of the Day – By Me – Everyday – Cuz I’m a Pervert
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Just a Pussy and a Speculum
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ANal Beads..but Not Just ANy ANal Beads….HUGE ones
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Dude Gets Blowjob at the Bar
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Huge Fucking Jiggle TIts and Other AMazing Videos like Big Dick/Small Woman, Sex on the Jet Ski
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Ethnic Babe Hot Naked
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The Girl Who Loves Piss
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HI I’m Demi Lovato!
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Making it Rain and Champagne Showers in the Convenience Store
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Two babes in a Lesbian Softcore Massage
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Kendra Spade – Titty Flash
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Public Indecency – Acceptable VS Unacceptable
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Hot Tits in the Pool
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GINGER MILF FILLING THE PUSSY HOLE
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Rat Cow – Bikini Whore Dance
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Naked in the Subway
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2018

14

Aug

Phoebe Price Wet White Thong of the Day

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The interesting thing about women….is that they all have naked bodies…now this isn’t some primary school observation my stunted retard stroked out brain came up with…it’s something that I have had to live with my entire time…you know seeing clothed women living, laughing, loving (other people), working, doing errands, pretty much everything….is just a cocktease because we can’t actually see them naked…

So when they walk down the street towards you, walking away from you, under their cute outfits lives a unique set of tits, pussy, asshole, nipples, stomach, legs, did I say asshole?….that people have seen, many people in most cases…just not me….

Phoebe Price….an attention seeker, who was never really known for getting naked, has been getting more and more racy in her Souther Belle approach to marketing herself to the tabloids…and I’ve been bugging her to release a sex tape, or at least straight nudes for a while, even if it’s going to lose it’s power or appeal….if it even has appeal…I don’t know….but she’s not getting any younger…it’s now or never…

Well today, or whenever this was…our girl, the one and only Phoebe Price put out some wet sheer panties and I can’t see the cooter, the fire crotch, the carpets matching the drapes…but it’s a step in the right fucking direction..but next time, I’d prefer if it was emailed to me first….

Weird….definitely…amazing…obviously.

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2018

14

Aug

Lily Rose Depp Shorts From a Blowjob Angle of the Day

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We live in a porno generation, with a porned up perverted undertone, since everyone just sits around and watches porno all day…so when they post their selfies to their social media feeds, they are so well trained, conditioned to porn angles, they know exactly what they are doing, and what the images they prouduce look like…especially when they are celebrity rich kids exposed to all kinds of shit at a young age…mature for their age maybe because their parents are both self involved immature actor weridos…

Maybe I am looking into this too hard..thinking..oh it’s a blowjob angle…or MAYBE it is a blowjob angle…

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2018

14

Aug

Frida Aasen Got a Hot Assan Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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Frida Aasen is the new or one of the new girls that Victoria’s Secret is using as one of their promo models and with that means that they are putting her in campaigns with other swim brands trying to get her known and seen off these other people’s marketing budgets, and really, we should thank them for that…

Whether they are exploitative or use sweatshops to sell over priced panties or not, they have been consistent in using hot fit models, no fat chicks allowed fatty go back to the all you can eat buffet or couch where you eat your feelings watching netflix, save the half nakedness for actual babes…..

This Aasen, who I think is from a Nordic Country and is a fucking dream…is pretty perfect.

This is my favorite swim shoot to happen pretty much EVER in the history of the bikini.

It’s shot by Jason Lee Parry, a hipster photographer who invented the instagram look before instagram existed, who has been sued for his craft by Hailey Clauson cuz she claimed he sexualized her when she was underage for an Urban Outfitters campaign, but homie still brings the good, he doesn’t let that negative vibe get him down, give him a mansion, a hot as fuck model and HOMIE pulls through.

I don’t know what I’m trying to get at other than…this one right here…our girl Frida with the terrorist sounding Muslim name…is a legend who hasn’t even started yet.

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2018

14

Aug

Kate Beckinsale and Kathy Griffin Bikini Contest of the Day

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When you’re old but still want to be click bait that people sexualize and jerk off to, even if you’re hanging off a thread, or a pubic hair as red as the devil’s dick like Kathy Griffen, while vampire Kate Beckinsale still looks good…

The whole world is one massive and horrible episode of AMerica’s Funniest Home Videos. Mindless shit…that is easy to manipulate…

But what I will say is that at least these two F through V listers who really don’t matter no matter how much Kate Beckinsale stays a vampire, or Kathy Griffen whines about Anderson Cooper dick….are not fat….

I hate fat chicks more than old skinny chicks in bikinis, whether they are ugly or hot or not, fat violates all things and is the ultimate worst…so this here…I don’t mind.

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2018

14

Aug

Lais Ribeiro Topless for Fashion of the Day

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Lais Ribeiro was a single mom, teen mom, up on some Farrah Abraham shit, but I guess in another country where having kids at 16 is the norm…you know those Catholics….doing it for God or whatever….

Only she was able to crawl out of that shanty town, probably in part due to her tits, and the fact that her body in its youth bounced back from breeding, only to drop the kid off with the grandma and move to New York with the pervert Victoria’s Secret model recruiter who found her breast feeding in a park and thought – those are some tits I can get behind after I get her to our company surgeon to make her one of our promo model puppets..

This topless shoot is for some bullshit to sexualize her and help sell panties, that’s what the big evil overpriced sweat shop made underwear brand does…they build their roster of hookers up to be top tier so you get higher payout or ROI on the initial investment of flying them in and housing them in America….you know make em famous and reap the rewards….it’s a lesson all pimps should be doing…

It’s nice to see whores are still whores….even in all this repressive/oppressive (what’s the difference) governed by social media bullshit…where you’d think the lesbian oppressor fascists who pretend to be about diversity….would ban all the half naked whores being whores..but I guess they can spin it to fit into their narrative of women power…while still being on the same level of 80s posters of half naked women for beer companies….because NOTHING actually changes….they just polarize it.

Not that you care, there’s a half naked ethnic here.

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2018

14

Aug

Iggy Azalea’s Got Them Titties on of the Day

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Jesus. Iggy Azalea is so fucking boring.

Even when she was trying to prove her ass was legit, when her ass is likely not legit, but may not actually have implants, but rather just fat injected into it, as these fat asses go…since no ass is that big with a stomach that small unless you’ve taken it upon yourself to get some cosmetic procedures that should not be called cosmetic at all as cosmetic to me sounds like it makes it better…like when you renovate your house, or do some cosemtic work to it, you know a new paint job or some new furniture…it’s to improve it…not to make it some freak show fucking monster….

This only happens when she’s out there marketing like they taught me to market back in business school….GET HALF NAKED ALL THE TIME PEOPLE WILL LOOK….

That’s all you need to do according to the internet, social media, and all these idiots getting fucking paid….

So take it the fuck in assholes.

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2018

14

Aug

Ariel Winter’s Big Fat Tits of the Day

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I don’t know who Ariel Winter’s photographer is, but he looks like some kind of Russian dude who has a kiosk in the Mall and does weird boudoir photos…but unlike the boudoir photographer with a kiosk in the Mall, the fat girls he gets pics of are on TV…and have faces filled with face injections, rather than 50 year old menopausal women going through “the change” and trying to reclaim some sex appeal for their Husbands….

I saw that episode of Roseanne. I know how it is.

That’s not to say that he’s better off than those mall photographers and their obese women they get in provocative poses…but I assure you that having Ariel Winter’s fat tits in his book can definitely lock in more fat women with a dream….to be on TV…as fat is accepted…they just never cast fat girls to play fat chicks…but rather skinny girls get put in fat suits since it’s too hard to expect a fat person to try to lose weight for a part…while a skinny person will get fat for a part…because fat people are just fucking lazy and so I am I, so I’ll stop typing now.

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2018

14

Aug

Alyson Stoner Slutty of the Day

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This picture is weird – but I am confident you can jerk off to it..

I figure your storyline will be that this is her O-Face and by O-Face I mean half asleep, possibly medicated, maybe on some ambien face….that you are either about to take advantage of or that she’s allowing you to take advantage of in a #metoo movement kind of “I’ll close my eyes, pretend it didn’t happen, and hopefully secure this acting job”…because she’s Lauren Stoner and needs all the help she gets…even if that help involves playing dead half naked for weirdos to get off to…cuz ultimately the world is porno…a fetish for everyone to get off to….so get off to it.

Alyson Stoner Tits Slutty Bra And Short Shorts

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2018

14

Aug

Aubrey O’Day Lingerie of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day is a wonderful creature – straight from celebrity Apprentice – who doesn’t complain about the President or his using the N-Word…whatever N-Word that may be…and she doesn’t get mad when he calls a cunt like Omarosa a dog…because she is one…and she doesn’t sell out his son the she fucked – for having a small pecker even though he looks like a muppet and it didn’t get her the win on the show – so she’s gone back to the drawing board after living off her Jersey Shore boyfriend who made a lot of money not evading taxes but rather DJing….and the drawing board is fucking amazing.

I mean sure she’s old news, an old timer, but with the proper use of angles, filters, filers, and fake tits….she’s got it going on….I mean sex that shit up while looking like a sex doll because you can…and that is feminism. That is empowering. That is wonderful.

I am a fan.

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