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2018

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My new favorite activity on the social media, since I don’t leave the house, is using the geotag to see what people are doing in various places around me, and from the geotag, I scroll through and find the girls posing in bikinis who tagged themselves at that location.

They don’t need to be hot girls in bikinis, just girls in bikinis…and I obviously prefer when they only have 50 likes a pic or less so that my like stands out…

You know, letting them know, I know, they are an trying to get likes through half nakedness…and that it should make them feel dirty….beyond just having their high school friends stare at them…get some strangers staring at them…even though girls who put up bikini pics are keen on getting new followers or jerked off to by strangers…they just don’t admit it but instead play innocent on it…like “oh let me just put up a bikini pic to show what I did today” without addressing the fact they hard posed for it and took 47 versions of the same pic for the perfect one strangers can stare at..

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Patrick Stewart – Returning to Star Trek
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Hot Israeli Soldier Doing the Drake with a Machine Gun
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Metal Screaming Doesn’t Take Talent
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Demi Lovato’s Team Scrambling to Keep the Earnings Up
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Slutty Nurse To Learn Yourself the Benefits of CBD
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Deadlifting Teen Gets Attacked in the GYm….
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Soccer Mom with Huge Tits Gets Chiropractored…in the Weirdest Way….
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Zoe Kravitz – Hard Nipples
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Spread Legged Bikini Pic No One Should Ever See
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Daily Scaring his Assistant
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Charlotte Rae – Dead
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Lance Bass Didn’t Get to Buy the Brady Bunch House
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Elle Fanning – new Cock
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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2018

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Posting racist shit on facebook as if I heard it by a third party…like “Overheard in the park someone say black on black crime isn’t crime, it’s population control”…when I didn’t in fact hear that in the park at all…I just like to take all accountability for my trolls and put them onto fictitious people…

That said….

No one wears bras but the titties are fatter…which is a conflict of interest…

It’s like when you see a lesbian couple and what you think are hippie granola lesbian tattoos like of her chakra or namaste or an elephant and Asian symbols so we know she traveled south east Asia with a backpack – turn out to be bruises cuz her lesbian man in the relationship beats her up cuz she’s unstable from her broken childhood that got her turned on to pussy before it was hip and everyone was a gender fluid swapping fluids

I don’t know what that means..but I drink…and you should drink too….

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Hayden Panettiere – Single Mother…
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Nerd Shit of the Day
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Candice Swanepoel – Bikini Slut
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Selfie Fail – Ends in Death
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Dwayne Johnson Fucks His Stunt Double
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Hilary Duff – Braless
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Beach Boy – Wife Beater
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Ireland Baldwin Garbage Braless
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Garbage Overrated Slut Jennifer Lawrence Hard Nipples
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DJ Gets Caught Faking it
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Plane Crash of the Day
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Hot Jessica Simpson TIts
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Fat Slut Iskra Lawrence Braless
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Slutty Nurse To Learn Yourself the Benefits of CBD
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No Horseplay
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Racoons of the Day
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Evageline Lilly Gets an Apology from The Creators of LOST
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Need for Speed
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Pretty Girls of the Day
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The CDC Says Don’t Re-Use Condoms
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102 Year Old Goes for a Swim
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15 Dollar Sleep Spray
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DAB YOUR WAY TO THE FUTURE POTHEAD – SMOKE UP…
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Elle Macpherson – Hot Slut
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Chloe Grace Legs
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Brooklyn Dekcer Retard Forehead
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Haley Baldwin – Christian Whore
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Salor Brinkley Garbage
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GIGI PARIS BIKINI
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TISDALE PUSSY
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Culpo Silly Cleavage
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Fat Selena Gomez Fat Tits
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Random TUmblr Porn of the Day – By Me – Everyday – Cuz I’m a Pervert
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Mutual Masturbation of the Day
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Hot Amateur Naked
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TWAT LEAK
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Naked on the Piano
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Black TIts
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Maitland Ward – Eating Pussy
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Great Tits
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Fetish of the Day
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Kiki Challenger Gets Robbbed – Good
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Monster Tits
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2018

Aug

Weed Babes for Thought Cloud CBD 420 Friday of the Day

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We have partnered up with the amazing people at THOUGHT CLOUD …a CBD company…that as far as I’m concerned stands out amongst all the other CBD companies that you see popping up…because CBD is a legit thing that WORKS…

They are giving you a 20% discount when you use the code <strong>stepfather on check out…which is a pretty good savings..

So if you’ve been reading on CBD, or googling it, or trying to find a good deal or the best supplier cuz it’s new to you…I suggest taking advantage of this offer CLICK HERE

They have a bunch of strengths and varieties of product for your needs…I use CBD for me hemorrhoids, no fucking joke, and it has allowed me to SIT again…TRUE story…so I’m all for this stuff….

I don’t believe in a world where the health benefits of a plant can’t be maximized or utilized, because the plant is illegal on the federal level, while pharmaceuticals, made in labs for evil billion dollar companies are celebrated…..

I am not a hippie…that’s just fucking logical to me….especially when I hear the evil corporations are creating labrotory versions of the CBD for their products…instead of just using the real fucking deal…makes no sense to me….

I am not an expert, I don’t claim to be, I am not a snakeoil salesman, this shit is good..or at least worth trying to see if it improves your life…and we’re giving it to you at a deal..

They are giving you a 20% discount when you use the code stepfather on check out…which is a pretty good savings..
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Here’s their video on the subject – featuring a nurse…

And here Some pics of more weed babes…OK…celebrating a great natural product that the government outlawed in your LAND of the Free…but not free enough to fucking make things out of a Plant…insane.

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2018

Aug

Ashley Tisdale Pussy Print of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale is never really important news. She’s got a huge or a significant fan base for being on High School Musical, despite being 40 at the time of filming. She had a reputation of being hot, but you know how rumors go, there is little truth to them, but she did spend a lot of time being fit, because you have to when you are 40 pretending to be a 17 year old…

Well, she’s in a bikini, as these women do…I’m talking women of all sizes, shapes and ages…just so confident in getting naked even though they should be ashamed of themselves…I find it sad when fat people humiliate themselves for a cheap laugh…..like don’t they have it bad enough as is…

Which is off topic, because Tisdale, despite being fatter than she used to be, is still ok…which was always my positive spin on her busted up face, the body…with muscle memory..will look good in 10 years…and when on all fours…face out of the frame….like everytime she’s ever had sex because no dude can stay hard with her O-Face….cuz it looks like a horror movie or like constipation….so they keep her like this…AS THEY SHOULD…

As they should.

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2018

Aug

Bella Thorne Topless of the Day

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I haven’t posted any Bella Thorne clickbait garbage in a while, it’s felt good to feel liberated by the reminder of where pop culture is at, and what the kids are buying into, some crack looking bi sexual damaged Disney kid who is likely medicated, and who looks like she smells, being all too “real” in some contrived pretending to be real bullshit…that is now part of our system thanks to social media.

I preferred when celebs were hard to connect with, when they were kept a distance away, and when content like this was put out by magazines, not shoots they coordinated themselves, I liked that third party involvement, to control what the people got to experience…instead we gotta deal with videos that should never happen of her being a racist doing a Jamaican accent despite being white…and not being slaughtered for it…while it fucking offends me…

But some people are inoculated or exempt from being considered garabge, porn, trash, racists…because too many people praise them…and they are making money…having fun being disgusting.

I don’t get how some people get away with it…while other’s get murdered for it…like Seacrest known pervert creep doesn’t get fired from CBS for being a fucking creep because of an internal investigation but a Comedian who jerks off to whores in his bedroom who expose him do…

The world is mental.

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2018

Aug

Kaili Thorne Big Fake Tits Get Wet of the Day

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Kaili Thorne is some no name actress who is in movies that are worst that d-list…but not really no name because her name is Thorne…

The funniest thing about this Thorne, who I am not even sure is an official Thorne or just one of Bella Thorne’s slutty mom’s projects….is that I posted her at least 5 months before I ever posted Bella…

I know a lot of these porno celebrity blogs that pretend to not be porno celebrity blogs – despite being porno celebrity blogs – since the only people visiting the blogs where every post is a weird observation of a half naked chick being slutty for the pervert fans to stare and/or jerk off to…post these young girls and pretend it’s news…

But I usually wait until they are 18…

So unlike the typical celeb blogger, I’m not jerking off to the Disney Channel…even though that’s what people who read celeb sites do.

So you know her because her younger sister is named Bella Thorne…which I guess means she has parents who prostitute their kids out to the entertainment industry because it is good money and the American fucking dream…

She was actually getting naked as the rebel sister of Bella Thorne…..but now Bella is the slut…and this one’s just trying to mooch anyway she can…like in this bathing suit shoot that sucks…but that may get her noticed…finally…

Never forget Kaili.

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2018

Aug

Lily Rose Depp Fat Pussy Print of the Day

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I think I’ve posted these pics of Lily Rose Depp in short white shorts three times already…

I don’t know if these are new versions of the same white short pics..

I just know that I’ll keep posting them….every chance I get…since they are that good..

You see the tight bike short, boyshort thing is a great fucking fashion trend that allows me to see everything I wanted to see, without seeing too much, you know give me some mystery, I don’t need to know your clit on a first name basis…and I don’t need to see your spread cunt all cunty and filled…I like NOT seeing the cunt better..it’s cuter that way…not that I don’t love spread cunt…just not when it comes to lusting after young rich people…COCK TEASE ME GIRLS EVERYWHERE….like you do so well.

So the tight bike shorts, awesome, but they are usually black…when they are white, the whole world seems brighter, like there’s a dark cloud lifted and more opportunities suddenly become available to them…and for some weird reason..there is less fear of cops…

The white bike shorts…show more pussy lip..the contrast higher…the pussy more exposed and vulnerable while still covered and it’s fucking great.

That is why I’ll keep posting these short short pics until the end of time…I mean I’m sure this is the last time I post them – as I’ll get more LILY ROSE DEPP unintentional erotica to fixate on….so take it in…and remember this moment forever.

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2018

Aug

Phoebe Price Slutty Thong Upskirt of the Day

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I appreciate all things Phoebe Price. I think she represents something really weird, but interesting that has happened in America with the whole celebrity culture.

She’s in her 40s, and has been at this for longer than I have been, where that she would go to celeb hot spots dressed wild so often the paparazzi noticed and she started popping up in magazines…almost brilliant…

She would keep getting weirder and weirder and get invited to different events and connect with interesting people…mainly other people doing the staged paparazzi thing.

She’s got this level of delusion that is amazing. She just loves trolling the world and getting into magazines. And I don’t even know if she knows she’s trolling the world…or if she thinks she’s that relevant…

I’ve seen her promoting content clearly mocking her and acting like it’s praise..it’s brilliant.

So I am a fan…

She is getting a little more naked, which she never really did before, her massive tits and ass out flashing the paparazzi like a Jezebel…who was never a sex worker and who I have never officially seen naked in shameless content…so she’s keep us going, stringing us along…I mean this bending over in a thong weirdness….wild….

I send her DMs on IG everyday asking for the sex tapes to post, but she’s not there yet, and if she was I don’t think I’d be the one getting the rights…because I’m never that lucky,…even though I’m ready to sell that shit at flea markets across america…where no one will know who she is…but will learn the right way…via the ANAL SCENE.

We aren’t there yet…but she’s a living legend no one actually knows or cares about…but not all legends have fans…

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2018

Aug

Victoria Beckham Hard Nipples of the Day

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Zombie Boy died….But his nipples live on in Scary Spice…

No wait this was POSH Spice…who is still hot and fancy to me, but that could just be the nipples on her weird fake tits talking….and really how can anyone hate on an old lady, mom of a dozen kids who are in their 20s, who is not fat or broken down cuz she has to compete with all of David Beckham’s mistresses…

I like this…even if it’s unnatural..even terrifying.

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2018

Aug

Iggy Azalea Nude and At it Again of the Day

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Iggy Azalea, cultural appropriator with them clown tits on….you’re showing us the wrong GREEN AS FUCK purse between your legs…I’m talking about your fungal infection cunt that I am sure is still there…despite her fucking around injecting her ass, which is her pussy’s close neighbor, you know they living in a semi-detached or a fucking duplex…..and I know when my neighbor is getitng fucked with, I have to hear the cries, the screams, and often times I have a bad sleep because of all the jerking off I do to it….so I am going to assume that the pussy, this mangled fucked by everyone that’s why we know she exists pussy, has some negative impact by being so close to the ass getting injected with chemicals to help tell some fucking weird fake ass storyline I don’t understand…

What I do like, cuz it’s not all negative here, is that she’s getting naked to promote her songs….reducing herself to what she is…it’s nice to see…and it is nice to know that hustle still works.

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