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2018

13

Aug

Sia Topless Painted Tits of the Day

Sia is a 42 year old hipster, raver, party girl, electronic music weirdo who has been around for a long fucking time, best known for her solo album and her videos of little girls from Dance Moms dancing creepily, but was previously a songwriter for a bunch of people….her biggest song probably TITANIUM by David Guetta that all kinds of cheesy club bros probably play at pool parties in their short shorts and think is a classic….

I know people like Sia, who are the same age as Sia and who grew up in the electronic music scene doing lots of drugs….I remember raves in the early 90s, and I remember the more sophisticated “acid jazz” music people who would show up at those raves…like SIA…

So the happy and sad titty face pic is on the level of obscure you’d expect, but that we collectively can say despite being cheesy reaching try hard even though she’s made it shit, and despite being old tit, it’s still big tits…and that’s the kind of art I can appreciate even if I think all art is bullshit lies…

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2018

13

Aug

Rita Ora Gets Wet of the Day

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Rita Ora without facetune, has the body of a 45 year old dad who was once an athlete but threw all that away to drink beer and question how his life ended up this way….all gut in clothes that are too tight for him because he doesn’t want to admit that he’s got a 45 inch waist….and that he’s still got that studly youthful big dick energy that will rope in all the bitches the second his wife gets out of the way long enough for him to make it happen…only to realize that he’s lost all he ever had to offer…but delusion is a wonderful thing….

What I am saying is that Rita Ora has a belly…which explains why she’s got huge tits….that when naked and angled properly…is just wonderful to look at…so wonderful it gives the bitch work and has finally given her at least one hit song….

Rita Ora Ass and Tits Getting Wet in Bikini 3

Here she is getting gay with Cara Delevingne

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2018

13

Aug

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp has some young perky tits with hard nipples, something that you can see every time you leave the house, whether at the Grocery Store or the Hardware Store or the Coffee Shop….cashiers still exist…

The difference is that our favorite set of cankles, is a rich kid, with a very famous dad, so by default, according to the structure of American heirarchy…and at least she looks good….good genetics you know…

I think there’s a cameltoe going on in her shorts, which would make sense as these things happen in tight shorts…but so rarely happen with young rich kids for the paparazzi, famous for being famous people….that we must CELEBRATE it.

WORSHIP YOUR LORD LILY ROSE DEPP.

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2018

13

Aug

Ireland Baldwin Tits of the Day

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Here’s some Glamour Shots of Ireland Baldwin….because she’s trying to make it as a model and has been for a while, because that’s what these entitled spoiled rich people with famous parents do…

Unfortunately for Ireland, she started out as a surfer beach girl, and went dark…lesbian, in and out of rehab….while her cousin, the Jesus Freak, rode the name, hung out with the Jenners and Bieber, and with the power of GOD….She is now engaged to her soul mate, living it up in Canada having some Timmies, a little DOUBLE DOUBLE piss water since they obviously can’t drink….JESUS doesn’t like drunks…but then again they are rich, empty souled humans from very empty homes living very empty existences but at least they are rich!

I don’t know if Ireland has accepted Jesus Christ into her life after he Cousin tried to win her back to the light, I don’t even know if they hang out or if they hate each other, I just know Ireland lost her glory to Haley, and is still living in the shadow of Haley and her own parents…but she’s trying to be the light that shines through…she will overcome all the dark thoughts and feelings…cuz she’s fucking rich so who cares.

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2018

13

Aug

Alexandra Daddario Panty Flash of the Day

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Alexandra Daddario is known for her tits, but trying to diversify and have you know her for something else, like her pussy in panties…white panties…that are miraculously not stained because she’s one of those famous types who knew she was going out in an outfit like this and that she’d need to shower before, gotta avoid the crust that comes with being tits on tv, trying to be legitimate on tv….pressure people…pressure.

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2018

13

Aug

Kimberley Garner Cameltoe of the Day

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Based on Kimberly Garner’s fame on social media…that you’d expect to be higherfrom being on that UK reality show

She has one fan, and that fan is me.

I do posts on this fame seeking muppet on the regular, and I have for a long time, and it is not to say that this site is mainstream or pop culture relevant…I figure I get a handful of perverts here a day but I just keep it alive because why the fuck not….I have nothing better to do…

But in keeping it alive, I can still see who gets hits, likes, links, comments, whatever…and this bitch…is one of the LEAST viewed on the site…

So not of you perverts like her or her cameltoe and that’s mean…I call racism…but she’s white Aryan looking, but maybe you’re against her cuz of the UK…

I don’t have the answers. Just the pics.

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2018

13

Aug

Farrah Abraham Nipples of the Day

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Farrah Abraham is a legend.

She’s made me a lot of money over the years, thanks to posting her sex tape and getting linked on Gawker for it.

Do you remember Gawker? They were fucking huge, and 100,000 people clicked through to see her sex tape..on this very site you are reading…I was so close to being culturally relevant, to being mainstream, to existing…

I had the squirting clip, that I don’t think even works anymore thanks to system upgrades, it was a whole ago…

But at the time, posting a whore, who was known for being a whore, hell she got pregnant at 16 to be on TV, when she could have just kept taking it up the ass like a normal teen girl….

She was MTV, mainstream, it was a big deal…and I made thousands of dollars…IN ONE DAY….it was amazing.

So seeing her bolt on tits, still existing, barely mattering, all jacked up like some mentally fucked up person thanks to the backlash of MTV…may not be exciting to you, but it reminds me of the day I fucking peaked…and it was a good day.

Her vagina pissing on a male porn star…was my “Lewinsky” moment…the day I broke a story….and here I am barely holding on by a thread…while Farrah and her hack job tit job from the bargain basement surgeon…is still fucking winning at life…

She’s an icon, a beacon of hope…it’s just too bad she’s so mangled.

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2018

13

Aug

Paula Bulczynska Lingerie Model with the Tits On of the Day

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I’ve posted Paula Bulczynska because she’s got big tits, gets naked and has been doing it for a while…

She’s some Eastern European, busty sex worker, only unlike Irina Shayk, she hasn’t quite made it, but she’s still out there getting half naked for underwear companies you’ve never heard of, showing off her tits as she should….cuz they are fucking awesome.

I am a huge fan of the Eastern European online whore, who puts her tits out for the world to see, especially when the world doesn’t care enough to see them, it makes me think she’s out there trying harder and harder to get her tits seen, it’s easier than starting up a business or getting an actual job.

I don’t think her face is that great, or but based on her tits alone, and that is all that matters, she’s on the right track to make it. She’s got what it takes to make it. I believe.

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2018

13

Aug

Halle Berry Tits for Instagram of the Day

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When I look at Halle Berry’s use of instagram as an old lady, I can’t help but wonder how great her feed would have been if instagram happened when she was just a white girl with a black father getting cast as a black girl cuz she’s white and the Hollywood execs don’t like actual black people…SYSTEMATIC RACISM motherfuckers….

I know that the middle class to top tier celebrity at the top hustle wasn’t an easy one, and that Halle Berry and her amazing, iconic, legendary Oscar winning tits would do anything to make her dreams come true…but it was in an era behind closed doors….

It wasn’t get famous on your own, DIY getting naked for everyone to see you navigate your way through it.

It was get the right power dudes to buy into you after winning them over, like they didn’t have good enough lives running Hollywood being rich as fuck….they also got the buffet of eager women and still do…but they do it while we watch along in their whoring.

Because if Halle Berry is doing this on her own…..at her own will….at 100 years old when she’s already rich and famous you’d expect little to know whoring at this age but it’s happening…it’s trickling through…making me fixate on all the spread ass pics – we’ve missed out on.

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2018

13

Aug

Sarah Stephens Big Tits in a Nude Shoot of the Day

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Sarah Stephens is some 28 year old “model” who I posted many fucking years ago….because I keep track of big titty women willing to get naked….

What I do know, is that she is an Australian, who at 18 years old model walked for Victoria’s Secret….

Then at 22 she was already forgotten and washed up and doing bootleg Victoria’s Secret campaigns for random low level lingerie companies….because they help pay for the cocaine, or pay the rent, or convince the sugar daddy she’s putting work in…

I assume all these model chicks are on the same hustle…work one day a year for 5k yet hang on yachts in the Mediterranean all summer…seems logical.

Now at 28, she knows…get fucking naked, she’s got dreams to make happen and she doesn’t have much time…those tits aren’t going to stay perky forever…but they will stay huge..which is why I like her.

The funny thing in all this is that I don’t even know if this Sarah Stephens is that Sarah Stephens…but I’ll roll with it….and I ma pretty sure it is…you know The Playboy hustle that isn’t as effective as it once was but still hopeful that it will help promote a bitch…and I guess it does.

Everyone look at these tits!

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