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2018

27

Aug

Selena Gomez New Face New Tits of the Day

Do you remember when Little Lupus of Bethlehem, the Jesus loving rehab dwelling, drunken coke slut, damaged from Disney and being exploited by her parents, had both her Kidneys? Back when she looked like Selena Gomez, before she decided to get face injection, fake tits, and whatever else she did when she realized that life is short, that we are all mortals, and that despite her work and her legacy outlasting her ability to fuck…she’s gonna grab life by the balls with all her weak and diseased might and live it how she wants to live it…with that pile of money she’s sitting on…and based on her social media that grabbing life by the balls seems to be a lot of showing off tit.

Which I guess is better than Bieber jerking off on her tit.

Selena Gomez New Face Slutty Thong Sheer Dress 2

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2018

27

Aug

Skylar Grey Beach Erotica of the Day

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Skylar Grey Upside Down Pussy Print LEgs Spread Stripped Thong Swimsuit

Skylar Grey is likely an ex pornstar, because anyone named Skylar Grey is pretty much forced into being a pornstar with that name…

She looks like the 50 year old Celine Dione looking bitch in a dress meant for 13 year olds, wasted at the bar with her fake tits and mom who does yoga once a week body rubbing up on some older drunk dude who realized he was going to get Sex and who fucking committed to being the life of the party in order to get that sex…as she shoot her fat old ass and gyrated up on him in what was Spring Break for 50 year olds that I witnessed this weekend…

You know too old to be showing off her Yoga Poses, but I guess when you’re a porn chick, your fans will jerk off to anything you do…no matter how depraved it may be….

Here is some of her weird topless beach porn

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2018

27

Aug

Sofia Richie Wet Bikini of the Day

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Sofia Richie took time off fucking the Kardashian, to walk around for the paparazzi in a bikini jacked up her chubby half black ass, because that’s the whole point of fucking a Kardashian, it’s to get the paparazzi to take pics of you…

Why bother using your fortune for good, to inspire, to help, to do anything of substance, when you’re Rich LA trash, the Kardashians are what you aspire to align with…

Whatever happened to the rich building hospitals out of guilt for being rich, this bitch just goes on vacation all the time, on someone else’s dime…and for some reason, a reason called tabloids, pop culture, people addicted to Kardashians….she all of a sudden matters.

I mean I guess her dad making all those love songs as getting paid had to end in some kind of evil and disgusting mess….and now look where her mess comes out of her….

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2018

27

Aug

Sofia Suescun Topless of the Day

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You don’t need to know who Sofia Suescun is to look at her tits…

You just have to look at her tits to look at her tits….and with that realize that tits, on any bitch are worth looking at….and that backstory doesn’t really matter…unless she’s doing something weird like the woman in a Halloween costume holding a tattered teddy bear while eating generic brand pringles with her ear plugs in…scratching her vagina…that I saw on the street corner this weekend.

I want to know her back story, while this Sofia Suescun who gives a fuck.

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2018

27

Aug

Tallula Willis Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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It was National Dog Day yesterday.

The half naked Willis sisters were happy, it was a day for them to be celebrated, so they did what any would do, and got half naked to draw attention to themselves…and the fact that the dog is in the picture is just a diversion from the fact that the Willis Sisters, even the hottest of the Willis sisters are fucking dogs.

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2018

27

Aug

Creep Chases Woman with his Penis and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman Caught Trying to Fuck a 15 year Old

Accidental Hanging

Tesla Wars

Red Lobster Fight

Hospital Security Guard Arrested for Sex with Corpse

Cops Pull Bikini Clad Woman

Camel Kicks Butcher in the Face

Naked Man in the Streets

Girl Caught Stealing Free Drinks…

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2018

27

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was going to tweet out to Meghan McCain to see if she was going to get into porn now that her dad is dead – and she can’t disappoint him…but as it turns out she’s already blocked me, probably from a time long ago, I guess preemptive measures preparing for this day….

I like the uprising of people who can’t handle that John McCain being treated like a hero, even though he survived as a prisoner of war for a long time….in Vietnam…the war that historically treated the veterans like garbage….because it was a terrible war the Americans had no business being in….but that’s besides the point….but he went into politics and pissed off liberals…with various policies…it’s been entertaining…you can be a hero and have asshole politics…also…

I don’t care about politics, I care about tits, which is why I would like to see our girl Meghan McCain make into a sex tape…but I guess when you have all that Coors or Bud money…you can just be a cunt on social media riding your family name.

POINT BEING…

Here are some morning links…..

Maria Jade Shows off Bikini
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Maggot Fat Bitch of the Day
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Pervert Personal Trainer of the Day
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Funny Tinder Troll of the Day
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Female Diver – FAILS
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Korean Taekwondo
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Kim K Wears Underwear Older than her Sister
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The Cops are Coming
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Zuckerberg Smoking Meats
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Woodshop Teacher Lathe Accident
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Security Guard of the Day
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Hot Reddit Amateurs
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HIGH POWERED VAPORIZER OF THE DAY
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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2018

24

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I spent the majority of the afternoon watching an old doing laps around the block outside her old folks home…wearing a white t-shirt and either no bra or a bra she got back in 1968 with zero support…those tits were just spilling all over the place like an alcoholic trying to take a piss….and it was amazing…when you ignored the fact she was in her 80s….an easy target to get in the will maybe…but you know her kids would cockblock that marriage….

Then I had a debate with some random crackhead whether a woman can call rape if she’s given you a blowjob, he claims the blow job is consent, I claim who cares you got a blowjob…

Then I met a girl who worked at a Vegan restaurant, and asked her if she was Vegan…to which she said they don’t hire non vegans because those hippies aren’t inclusive if you kill animal – sounds racists to me….

Lastly….girls all wear clothing three sizes too small, they all want to be a small, and small fits because of stretch fabric….so today I saw girl in the grocery store bending over and I could see her cold cut looking asshole …so I bought some ham ….

Big tits everywhere! Hormones in food! I’ll eat it all.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Robin Leach Dead –
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The Farting Security Guard Got Fired
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Paddleboarding Slut
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Dakota Fanning – Nipples
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Slow Mo Video of Young Slutty Girls Seeing a Wasp
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Topless Liz Hurley in the Pool
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Disgusting Hilary Duff Pregnant in a Bikini
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Seagull Eats off a Man’s Head
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Dude Steals Ring Doorbell Video
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Kirstie Alley Desperate on Big Brother
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Dude Taunting a Bison Going to Jail – Good
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John McCain is Stopping Cancer Treatment
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Gigi Hadid Gallery
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Sluts at the Daytime Emmy Awards
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Personal Trailer Gets Hands On
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Polar Bear Gets Close
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704 LBS Woman – Dead at 50
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Dakota JOhnson Being a Slut in a Trailer
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Don’t Wake a Sleeping Fat Chick With a Glass of Wine
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Tank Fail of the Day
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Kim Garner – Cameltoe
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Jared Leto Gyrating at 50
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People are being paid more than 70,000 Dollars a Year to Clean Shit off the Street
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Mollie Tibbetts Killer is All American Illegal
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Terry Crews Lost a Friend Over Porn
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Stealing from the Slot Machine
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19 Pics of Dads who Didn’t Want A Dog
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Nicki Minaj an Madonna Kiss
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Robin Thicke’s GF was on Birth Control when She Got Pregnant
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The Medicine You Need! USE CODE STEPFATHER ON CHECKOUT – For 20% Off CBD – IT WORKS
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HIGH POWERED VAPORIZER OF THE DAY
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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Salma Hayek – Big Tits in Vanity Fair
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Robin Wright Penn Not in an Age Appropriate Bikini
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Ariana Grande Dressed for Winter
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Elsa Hosk Lingerie Catalog Pics
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Olivia Rose Keegan Worth a Fuck
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Kendall Jenner – Nipples
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Rachel McCord Bra
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Robin Wright in a Bikini
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Romee Strijd Promoting Bullshit
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Slutty Canadian Country Singer
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Chloe Grace Busted
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Irina Shayk and Stella Maxwell – Whoring
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Jennifer Lawrence Fat Ass Kissing a Dude
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Hunter King Slut
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Emma Roberts Big Mouth
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Vanessa Hudgens Fat Workout Pants
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Meet And Fuck
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day – by Me
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Hot Blonde Shows her Bolt On Tits
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Slutty Selfies
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Wet Pussy Gallery
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Dude with a Smaller Dick than You Busting on a Face
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Hot Fit Big Titty Dance
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AMazing Titty Flash
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Titty Flash of the Day
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Drippin’ Wet
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The Best of Blonde Sluts
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Indigo White is the Hot Amateur of the Day
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Megan Rain – Pussy Flash
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Pussy Eating Champion of the World
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The in Car – On Highway Foot Fetish Video
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Reverse Roadhead
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Friday Night Blow Job
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Greek Slut
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Asian Slut Kung Fu’s her Pussy
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Gina Barrett is Hot Naked
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Dad dares Daughter To Knock off a MAGA Hat
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Demonic O Face
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School Girl Outfit Nude
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Indonia has a Hot Pussy
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Selfie Sex
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Random Asses at the Waterpark
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2018

24

Aug

Dakota Fanning Hard Nips of the Day

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People seem to be really hyped on Dakota Fanning’s hard nipples, because people are fucking perverts who have watched her grow up before their very eyes, thanks to parents who sold her off to the media and entertainment industry, cuz they wanted to get richer and she was good vehicle…pretend she’s a natural talent…get her in movies…exploit her….

So that when she’s rich and older, she can exploit herself, via walking around hard nippled…with tits…tits she didn’t have when you first discovered her and that may offend you cuz you’re that kind of pervert…but tit I appreciate because they are tits.

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2018

24

Aug

Jessica Biel in Underwear of the Day

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I don’t know why Timberlakes number one groupie, who he got when she was still famous on TV, and who never fucking disappeared and just latched onto him and wouldn’t let him go, to the point where he eventually married her and made kids with her, because she proved how loyal and deserving of his money she was, and she proved how she’d let him fuck all the dudes he wanted, and even put herself at risk for AIDS, because he was just that dreamy with his frosted blonde curls…

Well, as a mom she’s decided to bring back her fit body….as these 40 year old women do…you can see her abs and thick thighs…and most importantly nipples…

So you Seventh Heaven Box Set owning weirdos…must be happy, while those of you who dont’ know what Box Sets are, or what Justin Timberlakes are, must be confused…

Don’t worry. I’m confused too.

Here’s her gay husband helping her do fit shit…

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