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2018

27

Jul

Brie Larson Swimsuit of the Day

Brie Larson reminds me of jocks making anal sex jokes with each other like the closet case homophobic queers they don’t admit they are while showering together and jerking off together in what they pretend is hetero cuz there’s a girl they roofied in the room with them….

She’s not good. She’s been around for a while. Going to events being average looking….before winning that Oscar that reminds us how bullshit the entertainment industry is….

You can win an Oscar for a movie you barely got paid to be in…but that you did because you knew it would be a success because you have been in the industry and you know it hits on a lot of key points….and that really anyone could have played just as well as her…since good acting is really just a product of good writing…I mean all these puppets are interchangeable..

But like all women…still down to post bikini or bathing suit pics for some shameless likes….which I guess is the only thing decent about her and her eagerness for attention like all bullshit actors.

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2018

27

Jul

Courtney Love Hard Heroin Nipples of the Day

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Somebody forward this to Demi Lovato – the long term affects of opioids are NOT HOT…but they aren’t that bad…

I mean at least Courtney Love hasn’t had public overdoses like the candy-coated Disney opiate addicts, and she’s been consistently alive throughout the years of opiate addiction, even getting away with murder, being nominated for Oscars, like she was a celebrity and not a gutter fucking addict….from the streets…I mean in a lot of ways, this zombie looking monster…who isn’t fat….should be a mentor to crackheads out there…you can make it…you can live your best life…you don’t need to be out there eating trash under an overpass…

I have a crackhead fetish, most of the hookers I can afford are crackheads, and despite their rotten teeth and rank cunts, they are pretty fit looking…so I’m into this…I am into giving crackheads hope they too can live their best life ….even if I can step back and can still be terrified by it….it doesn’t mean it isn’t hot.

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2018

27

Jul

Kira Kosarin’s Slutty of the Day

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Kira Kosarin is slutt on social media – because every girl is…it’s the way of life, the future, relevant, current, on trend, on brand….

I don’t even need to know who Kira Kosarin, to know what her hustle, marketing strategy and objectives are…which is not to get into porn, but to be mainstream by being as slutty as a pornstar…it’s what the people want and by people I mean all of us perverts liking her pics, smashing that like button, cuz we can’t smash whatever is under that stripper dress on the non-stripper….

Speaking of strippers, I remember a time you’d get your phone confiscated at the stripclub, the girls would go mmental, the bouncers mental, and capturing the stripper show to post to the internet was a dangerous act….yet earlier today whilst on the social media instagram story I saw at least 4-5 actual strippers twerking naked on various instagram stories promoting their stripper self because I guess Cardi B has inspired them to own the strip, leverage the strip…so enterprising these strippers are.

Now back to Kira Kosarin…who the fuck is Kira Kosarin….

Here she almost doing the pussy dance but not quite..

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2018

27

Jul

Sophie Mudd Massive Tits of the Day

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Sophie Mudd is in Bali with her massive tits, spreading her legs on a yacht for Instagram.
Living the dream like all girls with a Million Followers who don’t want to ever work a day in their life and who manage to get free trips thanks to their instagram following that they only have because of their massive tits.

It’s nice to know that with all the progression the feminists have made, we can still reduce a woman to her tits, and celebrate her and hook her up for her tits, and make her famous enough to get to BALI with her tits…because in an era before social media…girls like MUDD would just be bartenders and strippers but now they are world travelers…

Living the dream I want to ream with my TONGUE.

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2018

27

Jul

Jenna Dewan is Naked of the Day

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Recently divorced Jenna Dewan, a dancer who danced her way into Channing Tatum’s male stripper, rich as fuck thanks to Magic Mike heart, is out there naked, celebrating the women’s form, being empowered and feeling beautiful…because it garners attention and gets people talking to her, after so many years as identifying at a Tatum…this new scramble later in life to find herself and her own identity after setting with Tatum cuz it was easier than getting famous on her own…is hard…if you think getting naked is hard…knowing seeing her naked gets you hard.

My Tatum story is pretty fucking simple…I met Channing’s old agent, who used to drop off scripts at his house, where Dewan and Tatum would answer the door fully naked cuz they were having a naked party and they’d try to get him naked with them…so naked is something they do publicly to begin with…and this is a natural progression to her skillset of being naked.

Jenna Dewan Nude for Womens Health Magazine

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2018

27

Jul

Girl Trying to Get Her Fuck On and Other Videos of the Day

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Uncensored McDonald’s Fight – Tit Out

Russian Babes in Snow

Who’s Against Body Shaming?

Another Drake Run Over Prank

Monkey Steals Bike

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

27

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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If you want to see just how fucking dumb people are, go to a Comedy show during a comedy festival and watch how they react to the comedy being shoved down their throat…from people who for some reason think they are funny enough to make a career out of it…where they either take the approach of being loud and obnoxious to get laughs, or physical like falling over themselves to get laughs, to being lesbians whining to get laughs, or to be neurotic fat girls to get laughs…and they get the laughs….because people are idiots…either trying to justify buying tickets to this shit…or just not sophisticated enough to understand how lame it is…because they are basic..

I don’t mind seeing the comedy sluts at the events, dressed slutty, tits out for the comics because bitches like anyone on stage…

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Slender Man Trailer
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Cardi B Pulls Out of Bruno Mars Tour
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McDonald’s Worker VS Customer
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Hoverboard Lawn Mowing
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Close Encounter with a Bear
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Gas Station Owner Revenge
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Demi’s 911 Call….
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Dance VIdeo of the DAy
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Sleep Spray That Will Help You Sleep Naturally. CUZ IT IS CBD….
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THE MACHINE TO DAB WITH
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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2018

26

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Women have a weird relationship with their tits…

I’ve seen it before, and I saw it again today, that basically a girl put on a white tank top, probably braless because when leaving the house she probably thought “this is hot”…only to realize when she left the house that her tits were full exposed and she was shy about it, so instead of just YOLO, living up to the morning confidence…she walks around with her elbow covering up her tits…drawing even more attention to her tits….instead of just owning the tits…

I’ve seen it in grocery stores, on the street, it’s a fear of hard nipples maybe, or a feeling of half nakedness, or a tactic to get me to stare harder and question what the hell is going on…when I just know it’s typical girl instablity…confident one second…fucking scared of life / showing tit the next…

I guess the process of the behind the scenes management of an instagram account must be nutty…girls just obsessing over their own pics of themselves…”Is it too slutty, do people like it”…which is why you should only fuck with people who don’t have instagram…..75 year olds….who you can fuck to death…literally…just make sure you’re in the Will first…but even they are probably on social media. It’s a thing.

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Don’t Invite Pam ANderson to a Threesome
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Sluts on the beach on How Long a Guy SHould Last
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Evangeline Lilly is Not Hot
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McDonald’s Smackdown
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Hofit Golan is a Ho Fitting her Big Tits in Her Bikini
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Shaq in a Shark Cage
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Jenna Dewan – Bikini Pussy Mound
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Everything Streaming in August
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Woman Pisses on the Floor in Airplane Galley
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Pro Cliff Diving
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The Charlie’s Angels Reboot Cast….
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Lady Gaga – Monster on the Beach in White Wet Clothes
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Russell Simmons – Rape Den
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ASMR Bank Robbery is Terrifying
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Eiza Gonzalez is Single
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Henry Cavill Teach You English Slang
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Slut Loses Phone at Event
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Grimes Defending Elon Musk
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Fat Iskra Lawrence
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Dude Gives Strangers Rides in Mclaren Thanks to Youtube Money
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Sleep Spray That Will Help You Sleep Naturally. CUZ IT IS CBD….
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DAB YOUR WAY TO THE FUTURE POTHEAD – SMOKE UP…
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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Charlize Theron for AIDS
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Margot Robbie Legs…
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Kim Garner Slut Dress…
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Palvin Big Cleavage….
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Jasmine Tookes at Event…
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Selena Gomez – No Pants
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Camila Morrone – Slutty at Airport
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Abigail Ratchford Hag – with Huge Tits…
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Mila Kunis Sloppy Mom Tits
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Emma Roberts in Public
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Revisiting Maria Sharapova Ass Eaten
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Monica Bellucci Tits….
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Baseball Fan of the Day
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Handjob by a Masseuse
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2 Pussies for the Price of 1
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Hot Ass on a Scooter
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Double Blowjob of the Day
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The Octopus Vagina You Don’t want to See
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Inappropriate Summer
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Neighbor is Not in Underwear
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Panty Removal of the Day
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Natasha Big Tits
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Titty Posing of the Day
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Selfie Masturbation
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Plaid SHirt of the Day
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2018

26

Jul

Lily Rose Depp Tight Shorts of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp made the right fashion choice that I want to inspire all the girls out there to dress like this…White tight as fuck pussy hugging shorts…weird heels and a bra top….Amazing….

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2018

26

Jul

Lady Gaga See Through on the Day

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Thanks Lady Gaga for remaining disgusting….this time wet in underwear….in public during a photoshoot for who cares….it’s Lady Gaga…

Little known fact, I have physically grabbed her ass….while drunk….and she was unaware of it…and it wasn’t bad…but everything else about her is….the scam that is Gaga and her whole bullshit persona….

But half naked and on all fours…when it is any person…can only be so bad.

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