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2018

26

Jul

Sarah Hyland’s Tits and Ass go the Gym of the Day

Sarah Hyland Ass in Tight Black Leggings Big Tits in Black Bra

Sarah Hyland went to the gym, because she can’t afford a gym in her house, you know being on a hit TV show,

She makes a minimum of 100,000 dollars an episode, which is probably closer to 350,000 dollars an episode now that she’s over 18, where Sofia Vergara makes something like 500,000 an episode, while they’ve filmed 232 episodes…

MEANING that on the low end she’s made 23,200,000 dollars…

Sure 20 -30 percent of that goes to management and agents and lawyers…

Leaving her with something like 15 million dollars…

Then another 45 percent goes to taxes….leaving her 8 million dollars…

That is spread out over 10 years, so profiting 800,000 on the low end after taxes just for that ONE job…

And bitch can’t afford a fucking gym in her house.

I find that very fucking hard to believe, and just reminds me that she’s out there for attention, to be seen, to be celebrated, wearing a slutty gym outfit for dudes to say she’s got a hot body, because she’s found her sexuality, but not her Kidney…that she’s had removed.

So here she is out there for attention. Acting all annoyed and inconvenienced while done up with what looks like face injections doing her best thirsty Kardashian look…

Silly.

Sarah Hyland Ass in Tight Black Leggings

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Here she is in a bikini throw back all oiled up
Sarah Hyland Bikini

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2018

26

Jul

Georgia Fowler Bikini of the Day

Georgia Fowler gets wet in a tight bikini for a photoshoot

She’s a Victoria’s Secret model….

She is a New Zealand model, who unlike the hobbits that normally run around in New Zealand, is tall and amazing…

She’s been modeling since she was 12 years old….she’s 22…12 years old? That’s a little fucking aggressive on her parents front.

Fowler as a name makes me think of rotten chicken smelling pussy…I’ve experienced it before and it’s not nice…Fowler in pics is nice.

Georgia Fowler gets wet in a tight black swimwuit for a photoshoot

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2018

26

Jul

Padma Lakshmi Bikini of the Day

padma lakshmi big tits in a bikini getting wet

Padma Lakshmi has some big old Indian (dot not feather) tits, and I guess these are the tools she used to get herself onto top chef and other cooking shows, which I guess is more of a hobby for her, while her actual career is duping old men into thinking she’s pregnant with their kid while the old man is dying so that the kid gets put into his will…while the real father is another billionaire…because why date millionaires when there are more zeros out there…especially when your ego makes you think you’re worth billions and by ego I mean these huge tits.

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2018

26

Jul

Hailey Clauson Slutty Lingerie of the Day

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Hailey Clauson done gone aggressive people..

The very large model, I think she’s around 6 feet tall, who got fat before deciding to become a Sports Illustrated model, after years of being the hipster model, because I guess she knew she was turning 30 and it was now or never….is probably best known, at least to me, as the girl who sued her client Urban Outfitters and her Photographer for publishing seductive pics of her when she was underage and her dad was on set.

Girl got fucking paid…because no brands like to be associated with creepy underage smut, which is probably why they hired a 17 year old model…sick fucks.

Good on her to establish herself that way, and still play victim and get work all these years later…even when she doesn’t need to work…she’s rich from the lawsuit…

I guess she just likes to get half naked…

I watched her do an IG Q&A where she said that the haters make her stronger and make her strive harder which is precisely why I make fun of all these pig women, opportunist sex selling women, because I want them to get stronger, motivated and strive for me….I am a cyber bully who does it for the big picture, the betterment of man….

I help these whores live their best life…an unsung hero in a thankless life.

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Hailey Clauson For Love and Lemons Ass and Tits in Thong Bra 003

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2018

26

Jul

Ariel Winter Tries to Show her Anus of the Day

Ariel Winter put on what looks like a thong and posted a straight up ass shot, because she’s proud of her body and all the hard work she’s been putting into overeating, like that UK model who eats 13 pounds of Nutella a month to have the biggest booty….

But what people don’t know is that her ass is so fat, and that she sizes the fuck down because she wants to think she’s a medium, thanks to all the stretch in fabrics…..is that this is actually a full bottom bikini bottom….it just looks like a thong against obesity….obesity always wins I guess.

I figure she’s disgusting because she’s been sold off to the media at a young age, celebrated, and doesn’t realize how gross she is, especially in her low level instagramming, thanks to all that positive feedback, but we all know eventually all these people break and crack….

It’s giving access to produce their own content for their own audience that has made them fucking weird….and if you’re on social media you’ll know everyone, even local girls, go fucking nuts once they start getting followers….because anyone with social media can’t handle it…and love the feedback they get from the racy shit…it makes them feel hot, even when they aren’t….because people like you write pervert shit about their tits and they think they got it going on. Terrible….but I guess things could be worse than Ariel Winter posting pics of her trying to find her asshole, but her ass is too big to get to it….I actually kind of wish every girl I’ve ever met had pics of them in this position printed on T-Shirts they wear as a sort of uniform. OR even what they hand out as cards for our approval.

Having to check their social media for their slutty pics is just one too many steps to get there.

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2018

26

Jul

Rita Ora Lamed Censored Titty Flash/ Grab of the Day

Rita Ora took the birthday of her childhood best friend who I guess is on her payroll, since all these famous people have mooches they take around for their own entertainment, otherwise they get bored and lonely on their slow as fuck climb to fame, navigating all that cock to suck and fuck to matter, before finally manipulating people into giving you money to promote underwear and to produce song and to buy tickets to see you perform said song all while living the live in luxury, like a celebrity…because despite me not admitting it, you’re a celebrity…

Either way she took the opportunity of her best friend’s birthday to post a pic of her flashing her great tits to the camera, the tits she exists because, and unfortunately censored it…while cheekily stating “this is pic is inappropriate, but I’ll post it anyway”….because she doesn’t think that, she thinks it is awesome and has been waiting to post it forever thanks to knowing she has great tits….it’s not science people…

Here she is working out….

And here is her hungry pussy eating her shorts..
Rita Ora Fat Cameltoe Pussy Eating her Shorts

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2018

26

Jul

Stella Maxwell, Seductive Lesbian of the Day

For a dyke, she really knows how to produce content for pervert dudes to jerk off to.

Most dykes just want to rip the cocks off of men, probably because they were molested by men, at least statistically.

While this one gets half naked, in a look how hot I am, you can’t have me kind of cocktease…which I guess works for her because broken celebrity women seem into eating her cunt, and because dudes like us accept the fact that we will never fuck any of these bitches so it’s all one massive cocktease….


Here are her tiny nips
Stella Maxwell Nipples See Through Shirt

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2018

26

Jul

Brooke Burke Bikini of the Day

Brooke Burke Tits and Ass in Tight Black Bikini

Brooke Burke is old as fuck, but there’s something nice about her still being fit despite being old as fuck and a mom of a bunch of kids, and that something nice is that she is a beacon of the 90s, back when shows about bitches in bikinis partying the world…literally…that was the fucking show..that was the depth of the show…Brook Burke in a bikini going to parties around the world..

That frat boy Maxim style shit would never get signed today…people just wouldn’t want to be the people producing that show…setting themselves up to get slaughtered by every feminist as being misogynistic and the patriarchy….while clearly it worked out for Brooke Burke and in a way she’s still fucking doing it…hence the still in a bikini decades later…it can’t be all that bad of a thing….I mean 20 years olds, thanks to laziness and exclusiveness and a lack of shaming….don’t look this fit…so it’s something worth looking at as far as I’m concerned – so look.

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2018

26

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio tits and ass in a right red bikini

Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini, because she is a bikini model….

We are so lucky that we get to share this moment, a veteran out there in a bikini for free, not working, but letting the people know that she does bikini better than they do, even in her old age, because it’s second nature and she gets paid stupid amounts of money to do it….

This is like watching an old athlete come out of retirement for one last game, or maybe it’s the last game before retirement, at his local rink..I am from Canada so it’s always a rink..but it can be applied to all sport venues….you know not amongst the other pros that put him to shame, but amongst the regulars who are like “Holy shit…it’s that pro…I thought he was retired, he’s so old, but fuck he still rips it amongst the senior league”…if you know what I mean.

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2018

26

Jul

Johanna Kathleen in Underwear of the Day

Johanna Kathleen is in her underwear…..

I don’t need to know much more about Johanna Kathleen to know that I like.

I think she’s heading in the right direction in life, she’s made the right decisions, and I don’t really care to find out her motivations, her life goals, what got her to this point, he back story, her ethnicity, what her saddest childhood memory is, what her happiest is…I don’t need to know her first broken heart, or when she decided to get into sex work presented as artistic self expressive modeling…

I just need the underwear pics…right.

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