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2018

30

Jul

Lucy Hale Bikini of the Day

Lucy Hale is in a bikini, which is better off than the dude in Denver who was chilling in the Congo and was rumored to have got Ebola, Patient 0 for the USA Outbreaks…like that French Canadian who fucked a Monkey and brought AIDS to America…you know living that legacy…

She’s also back on TV, not that she was never on TV, even though I don’t think I’ve ever seen her on TV…all while being not that hot at all…but I guess the TV industry needs average as fuck people to tell their nonsense bullshit stories…

Right.

I don’t know who the fat chick in the pic is, but I assume it is her stage mom that Lucy’s boyfriends can look at and look forward to seeing happen to her…

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2018

30

Jul

Jenna Dewan Naked for Women’s Health of the Day

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I don’t remember if I saw this or posted this last week, but I do know that it happened, because it has been shoved down my damn throat on the internet like it matters, when it doesn’t actually matter, because nothing goes Viral anymore, and so many women are getting naked on the internet, some chick who was once married to Channing Tatum, doesn’t really stand out amongst the clutter.

HOWEVER…it doesn’t mean I can’t post it here like the pop culture clickbait it is.

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2018

30

Jul

Kate Beckinsale and her Birthday Baby Goat Sacrifice of the Day

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Apparently, vampire Kate Beckinsale, who all the nerds fell in love with and started jerking off to when she first got on their radar for being in weirdo vampire movies is celebrating her 400th birthday with her baby daddy Michael Sheen, who she may still be fucking after he went homosexual and started fucking Sarah Silverman, something that is probably hard to do and would require serious sexual dysfunction…and their daughter, Lily Sheen, who looks 12, but is actually in her 20s you fucking perverts….stop looking at her like that…oh wait…she’s 20 so it’s ok….it doesn’t change the fact that you’re attracted to something that looks 12 year old…pervert…

Vampires…

Well to further prove my case, they had a baby goat at her weird birthday yoga ritual that you can’t see from the friendly social media content…was sacrificed…because Goat blood is easier to get than human blood…

Vampires…

Kate Beckinesale’s tube top….

Posted in:Kate Beckinsale|SFW

2018

30

Jul

Caroline Kelley Nude Shoot of the Day

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Caroline Kelley is the nude model in a nude model shoot of the day…something I could probably devote my website to if I wasn’t lazy…because there is so much nude content out there – of people you’ve never heard of – doing it for free – that there’s a huge supply – and I guess they already have one site capturing all this free nude content – it is called Instagram..

Zuckerberg…a porn pedalling….sex site running pervert with a publicly traded company that isn’t quite a porn site because it’s self produced content man…he’s just connecting people even though his sites ruin marriages, creating sex works, causing rapes and are jerked off to more than any other site on the internet….

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2018

30

Jul

Couple Bang in Germany and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman Pisses at Bus Stop….

Horseback Riding of the Day

Obama Dance Off..

Rim Jobber…

Man Out Jogging Nude

Bikini Brawl

Pussy Eating on the Basketball Court…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

30

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Since I am banned from the local Victoria’s Secret for making girls buying panties feel uncomfortable, thanks to some bastard security guard and his morals…who is all fucking weak and “considerate” instead of being a man who can appreciate my work…

I spend a lot of time in the Marshalls women’s underwear section pretending to buy my wife underwear, even though we all know my wife’s size isn’t sold at Marshalls and needs more of a garbage bag as panties….

So this weekend I got to see some fit chick buying Calvin Klein thongs, who I wasn’t too discreet about…pissing off her boyfriend who was buying her the thongs…because he knew I was visualizing her in the thong..it’s a talent…

I also saw a muslim woman, full head dress on getting some lacy sheer bra and I was like…fuck yeah…

Why go on vacation…when you can just go to the underwear section of a discount store…where no security will oppress your needs.

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Tiffany Trump Getting Lit with Lohan in Mykonos…
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Britney Spears in a Sexy Outfit in Concert Gets Cut Off By her Fan
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Georgia Fowler – Bikini Body
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Robin WIlliam’s First Wife ALlowed Infidelity
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Virgin Galatactic’s Rocket Powered Flight
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Mila Kunis Takes the Blame for Dumping Culkin
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Confidence Firing is Nuts
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Bicyclist Gets Run OVer by a cop
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Our Girl Britney Spears is Getting Engaged
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French Marine – Swimming with Sharks
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Sleep Spray That Will Help You Sleep Naturally. CUZ IT IS CBD….
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DAB YOUR WAY TO THE FUTURE POTHEAD – SMOKE UP…
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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2018

27

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Young people are fucking dumb…which is a good thing because if you’ve ever worked with the handicapped, who are statistically dumb, hence the retardation, you will know that they have no control over their genitals, which is probably why all the content on social media is so slutty, it’s like everyone, no matter what the gender is just jerking off all fucking day, and that makes for pretty good content produced when they aren’t masturbating all day….to aid in future jerking off…

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Hot Britney Spears in a Slutty Outfit Singing on a Tranny Jimmy Fallon Clickbaiter Trying to Clickbait Shamelessly because His Life is About Viral Clips…..
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Hilary Duff Disgusting Pregnant Selfie
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Stormy Daniels Husband is Divorcing her
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Demi Moore’s 911 Call
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The Worst Video Edit Ever…..169 Movis Sing an 80s Song….what the fuck….
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Mom Tells Son to Drive Safe
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Ed Westwick Won’t Face Sexual Assault….
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Sinkhole Swallows Car
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Police Crash into Parked Cars
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Lady Gaga – Nipples
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Dua Lipa – Braless
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Pretty Girls for the Preverts
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Big Jewish Tits
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Gun Store Owner Catch Sacha Baron Cohen
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Dog on Scooter
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Gas Station Owner Revenge
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Charli XCX TITTY
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Trevor Noah Offends Abos
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when Car Washes Attack
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Sleep Spray That Will Help You Sleep Naturally. CUZ IT IS CBD….
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DAB YOUR WAY TO THE FUTURE POTHEAD – SMOKE UP…
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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Cami Morrone Titties at an Event
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Ireland Baldwin 8 Feet Tall in a Dress
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Katie Holmes Flat Ass in Jeans
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Lucy Hale Shitty Cleavage
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Shay Mitchell Crossed Legs
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Rat Cow – Rat Faced – Attention Seeking
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Van Hudgens – Fitness Gear
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Olivia Munn in Magazine with Shay Mitchell…
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Matching Bra on a Young Slut
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Taylor Swift Crotch Shot
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Bailee Madison for the Perverts
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brec Bassinger for the Perverts
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Kourtney Kardashian Legs
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Dawson Miller Big Tits
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Squirt of the Day
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Butt PLug Gallery
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Wet Pussy in Grey Panties
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5 Ways to Flash Your Genitals
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Mom Bait
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Tanya Grace – Hot and Naked
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Bexie – Hot and Naked
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Worst Tinder Date Ever…
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Nude Photography of the DAy
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Naked Nightime Swim
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Flip Flop Shot…
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Your Gangbang Etiquette Sucks
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Pussy Flash of the Day
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Cute Blonde Hot and Naked
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Slutty Girls Doing the Drake Car Shit
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2018

27

Jul

Bella Thorne’s Inspirational Lyrics of the Day

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Words of wisdom from clickbait, “relevant”, it girl who’s got her whore on the internet down thanks to Disney Execs…Bella Thorne….to take you into the weekend and realize…how ridiculous and simplistic this generation and their porno is….makes you wonder how you’re clickbait humor hasn’t gone viral yet…doesn’t it….I’ve been Vulgar for 25 years, where’s my Disney movie deal…

Get that pussy wet…wet…wet…

Fuck your asshole…yeah.

I mean young people are clearly fucking dumb…but I hope she shit’s before her ass sex since gingers statistically have stinky shit.

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2018

27

Jul

Ariel Winter Gunt of the Day

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Ariel Winter is a reminder that body shaming is a good thing.

Body positivity is a bad thing…because sure she’s at the gym putting in work to offset her overeating, and really it’s not her fault she over eats, she’s a rich person who can afford all the great food available to her, with emotional trauma from being a child star…and the fact she puts in work at the gym is a good thing…most people just get fatter and fatter and say shit like “THIS IS ME”….

But I don’t think she’s quite at the level of spandex pants as clothing, maybe spandex under clothing to suck it all in, but not as outterwear…the gunt is too big, too dangerous, coming to eat our souls…..

My life philosophy is less gunt, more starvation, so I am obviously offended by a teen girl with the upper cunt of a granny….and spandex is not strong enough to displace Ariel Winters…she needs more harnesses and straps…so maybe the oversized sweat suit is the answer…she doesn’t want to hear because she’s rich.

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2018

27

Jul

Amber Rose Nipples of the Day

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Look it’s Amber Rose nipples…because Amber Rose started out as a stripper, passed around the hip hop world, who recently got her tits reshaped and of course she’s going to show them off, it’s far less effort than sucking huge cock to get ahead, it’s just tits….we call this maintenance…like when a skinny girl who has been skinny her whole life does 30 mins of cardio a day to maintain the skinny…only the titty version….

Good tits though.

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