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2018

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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The problem with society is that everyone is so uptight, while being so loose, all at the same time, making it very hard to navigate the waters….

I remember the days of cat calling, date rape when it was just called bad sex you regret, and all the other good times we used to have.

I also remember waking up in the morning with a girl in my bed, hard because I still had testosterone, so I’d stick it in her ass, or go shove it in her face, the way GOD intended it….but now when I wake up in the park, after passing out drunk, in diabetic shock or whatever, thanks to Apnea…the last thing I can do is shove my erection in a girl tanning near by’s face…it’s like we don’t even have our freedom to be men anymore.

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Amanda Bynes Conservatorship Extended to 2020
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Leo’s Girlfriend’s Big Tits in Bikini
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Margot Kidder Killed Herself
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Rolling Pill Lab Busted Getting Stuck
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Gigi Hadid – Boring Bullshit for Love Magazine
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Barbara Opsomer and her Belgian Singer and her TIts
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Beast Girls Lifts a Couple of Rocks
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Possums Eating a Banana
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Repeat – Man Eats Steak in front of Feminist Idiot
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Jesus Freak Baldwin and Bieber are the Same Person
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Blanca Blanco and her Nipples
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Wasted Girl Can Only Walk Backwards
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AMber Heard – Nipples
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Leighton Meester – Old as Fuck
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Beach Scene of the Day
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Nick Carter May Go Down for Rape
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Demi Lovato Cancelled the Rest of her Tour
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Cher is Releasing a New Album for you to jerk Off To
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Cows Corral a Suspect
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Boys VS Girls on a Board Race – White People….
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Girl Feeds a Gator
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Bieber Explains why he was Crying
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Matt Lauer’s Porno Lair Sells.
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Ant Stealing a Diamond
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Khloe Kardashian Fucked up Lips
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Young GIrl in Shorts for you Perverts
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Brazilian Asses
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This Sleep Spray Fucking Works
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This Device Gets you HIGH AS FUCK
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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Madison Beer Cameltoe
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Myleene Klass Tube Top
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People are Hard for Constance Wu
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Martha Hunt Walking Dog Looking Hot
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Iggy Azalea Bikini Pig
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Leighton Meester at an Event – Old as Fuck
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Charli XCX Performing like a Whore
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Nina Dobrev Romanian Legs
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Ariel Winter in Fitness Gear
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J.lo Dressed Slutty
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Kelly Rowland – Cleavage
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Taylor Swift – in Concert
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Ashley James Big Cleavage
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Jennifer Lawrence Tits in Love
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Katehrine McNamara Ginger
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Random TUmblr Porn of the Day – By Me – Everyday – Cuz I’m a Pervert
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Girl with 4 Nips
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This Sex Addict and her Shaming Tattoos is Hilarious
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Hilarious Amateur Found with a Hanger in her Cunt
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Girl Gets Oiled Up in Kitchen….
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Sluts Fuck at Bush Gardens – I think this is some Sex Offender Shit
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Naked Pussy and a Treee
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The Playmate Named Reva Got Tits
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Check Out this Naked Amateur Pulling Down her Panties
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Eri Tumblr Tits
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Girl with Monster Tits – Stripping
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Hot Cam Girl with a Toy in her Gyrating
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Self Slut Sluts…
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Hot Naked Amateur and her Coinslot Bald Pussy from TUmblr
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Alisa I Naked in a White Room Looking Amazing
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Dykes Get Dirty in the Shower
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2018

Aug

Salma Hayek Tits on Vacation of the Day

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Salma Hayek is old but so am I, so with that I can still point and laugh at discriminate, but at the same time I can still appreciate a set of monster tits.

You see, when I was a young pervert, I would think that life after 30 made a girl obsolete, dead like her sex appeal, and back then…it was long ago…life expectancy was only 40 so I wasn’t that far off from the truth…but as things have evolved….more and more women have been taking care of themselves and by the age of 20 I realized there can be 50 year olds, even 60 year olds I would fuck cuz they still look good. It was few and far between, as most women just got lazy and gave up…but it happened…and now with social media, all these people are forced to stay fit and looking good, their feeds rely on it, so so many more 40 – 60 year old women are poppping up that are worth a fuck…even if as a concept it’s disgusting….

So…what I am saying Salma Hayek….felt old even when she was younger than me starting up at this…I’ve just always viewed her as a hot older lady…and that’s not just my Mexican pride, seeing as I am half Mexican… I just support all she does like the sturdy bikini top she’s wearing cuz her monster tits are still monster tits…and I will forever love them for that.

Here are her tits boucnin

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2018

Aug

Thoughtcloud CBD, Your Friendly Visitor Just Trying to Make You Feel Good of the Day

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Founded in 2017 by Leo Pena a formulator, and holistic medical practitioner, Thoughtcloud CBD is the purest source for CBD. It is all-natural, lab-tested, organic CBD oil for your overall health and wellbeing.

CBD is scrutinized over the medical / pharma industry, called Snake Oil by some, But I use it and people I know use it, all for various things, from pain to anxiety and it works for me.

I’d rather use something natural, from a plant, than some chemical bullshit. Not to mention, the fact that the government can outlaw a plant, and try to control people from smoking it, or using it for productive things, like HEMP STRAWS, especially when that plant has proven medicinal benefits, makes no sense to me. It’s fucking criminal. Some political shit gone wrong in the LAND OF THE FREE as long as you don’t ingest what you grow in your garden – but instead buy it from some supplier.

Enough of my rant, just watch this video that the good people at ThoughtCloud put together because it is funny…even though it may offend girls on instagram by reminding them of some of their photoshoots with perverts……

Trigger warning, there is an uninvited man spiking a drink to make a girl feel good…

Something that I understand as a concept or joke, but the uptight world may go crazy on. Don’t. You gang of pussies…

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2018

Aug

Jaime King Topless of the Day

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Jaime King is allowed to be topless on Instagram – unlike people like me – who post topless pics of girls on instagram and get deleted – because she’s famous, apparently, or has famous friends….thanks to being a model when she was 19, addicted to heroin but not overdosing and dying like her boyfriend at the time, but instead aging 25 years and still posting titty pics – cuz it’s her art or some shit….

Her art, that she’s too old to be partaking in, like be a mom, tickle your nipples to keep the breast milk lactating in the privacy of your own home / in the Starbucks and Mall / to offend people who don’t want to see your tits out….cuz they lactation intolerants…don’t tickle your nipples in softcore porno granny.

Point being, I like what is going on here…but I don’t have to agree with it…or support it…or think it’s ok that she can get away with exhibitionism when so many sex workers I know, who don’t have money or rich husbands get deleted fucking up their whole business now that they use IG for sex work, since Backpages got shut down…cu Facebook, despite being publicly traded, is a fucking porno site where you can proposation sluts to fuck for money..or you can pay them 30 dollars a month to watch them finger bang themselves on snapchat like they are Maitland Ward….HYPOCRISY.

THE SOCIO-ECONOMIC DIVIDE IS REAL.

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2018

Aug

Halsey Hard Nipples of the Day

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If you don’t think Halsey is worth a fuck, then you a racist, you Proud Boy motherfucker…because if you didn’t realize by her look, her dad is black, she identifies as black, which is why she’s white as fuck making EDM vocals for lame white people music….you know…she’s got flavor…and was an ex drug addict – party slut – before being the super star you see here today…

This is the WHITE-IFICATION of America, where even the black girls are white as fuck, and when trying to relate to her black grand parents, it’s a “sit the fuck down” situation….cuz even they think she’s white…

I can guarantee she has had ZERO racism directed at her EVER…other than people being like “you’re dad is black, oh my god”….which she took as mixed race racism…when really it’s just shock cuz most people with black parents are far cooler than this white dried up dog shit.

Hard nipples though….

Here he is doing her best black girl shuffle

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2018

Aug

January Jones Titty Selfies of the Day

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The day is getting real hot, and not cuz it’s summer and hot as fuck out there, all the girls be half naked…it’s getting hot, real hot, when you see January Jones – single mother – taking her tits to social media as she does…

It’s like she doesn’t know she’s 40 years old, so she’s out there scrambling as hard as she can get get the attention she thinks she deserves….

It’s probable…that she’s got a lot of money, and nothing else to do with her time, and the single mother shit was just to lock in an 18 year monthly revenue stream, giving her time to attention seek, whore out like she did to get where she is today…DICK RIDING.

If you get off to this. You have a very weird sexual dysfunction. There are young hot girls who are more accomplished out there. Give em a shot!

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2018

Aug

Rita Ora See Through of the Day

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Rita Ora hasn’t been out whoring the last few days, I guess she had her period, which for many girls makes them more horny, or at least they act more horny as they shed their uterus, but that I think is just a sick test to see if we’re willing to destroy bed sheets for them – and live out that murder fantasy with them – in what I know is a troll….

But as Rita Ora Knows…sex workers often times take the day off on period day, or they cut the tampon string, or put sponges up in them so they can still fuck, which all ends in TOXIC shock syndrome – that Rita Ora is rich enough to not put herself through.

So she’s back. Tits out. Getting noticed.

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2018

Aug

Braless and Old Charlize Theron in Some Pussy Hugging Leggings of the Day

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Old Charlize Theron the killer who her mom too the fall for – after they allegedly killed her abusive father -but that no one went to jail for – because South Africa is crazy like that. I mean I’ll assume he wasn’t black, but if he was, they’d probably encourage the white Afrikaans kill him off. They are a racist people…while in this case, I’ll just assume he was a diddler, and Charlize got diddled, forcing her like other children who were diddled to run off to America an sex work….you know to show the people what she had so much experience in…like an athlete who trained at a young age…only far dirtier, darker and understanding of the ability to manipulate men to give you what you want, which in Old Charlize Theron’s case was an OSCAR.

Point being, from daddy killer, to Playboy Playmate, to Model to Actress to Braless Hard Nippled with a Cameltoe looking not nearly as battered as you’d expect.

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2018

Aug

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is still bikini modeling, which is so silly, because she’s so old, but is not so silly because she looks so good, and probably has to work really fucking hard at looking good, because she’s so old.

I find it weird, and it is probably thanks to social media, in other circumstances this woman would be taken out to pasture like the old cow that she is, but thanks to instagram accounts with lots of followers thanks to a recognizable name and tons of half naked slutty whore sex worker promo model pics…..they can still sell product through her.

It’s like the Kardashians, if Instagram wasn’t consistent in keeping people locked the fuck in, the fans never unfollow and you have an old bitch like this still doing her dancing monkey nonsense half naked..which isn’t terrible…but is kind of embarassing cuz she’s old and rich give it up already.

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Here’s some more of her being a bikini slut…

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2018

Aug

Angela Simmons Does the Pussy Dance of the Day

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Just cuz Angela Simmons barely exists. I mean she’s Russell Simmon’s niece and I guess Run from Run DMCs daughter, which is enough touch points to matter in a world obsessed with pop culture and celebrity….cuz they like rich people…who sing songs that they either grew up on…or remember because it’s some of the most commercial rap music to ever happen….

Speaking of Touch Points. Who’s the latest girl Russell Simmons has done some trantric Yoga poses up inside without her consent? Because with all that stupid money from the 80s that helps this Angela be an instagrammer doing a pussy dance…comes an entitlement knowing that pussy is readily available to experience that rich life and with that comes the ability to do whatever you want to them, at least you could, and get away with it, until you dump them and move on and they make a thing about it, thanks to not getting what they want out of him anymore…a series of using each other gone bad….

Which has nothing to do with Angela Simmons, unless of course uncle Russell was one of those kinds of uncles…and you never know…rich people are fucking crazy.

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