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Bella Thorne Removes Her Bra but Leaves the Jacket of the Day

Amelia Gray Hamlin Model Whore Tits of the Day

Old Lady Alessandra Ambrosio is Flexing her Ass of the Day

Brie Larson Wants You To Jerk Off to Her Tits of the Day

Chloe Bailey Bikinis in the Tropics of the Day

2018

Aug

Elsa Hosk Boring Hard Nipples of the Day

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Elsa Hosk was a pro basketball player in Sweden, at least so she claims, before deciding to be a hot slutty model for VS, who has and always will produce pretty porny content, and who I guess was added to the brand’s mix of girls to offer someone who knows how to instagram-pose proper…

That said, her body is great, probably all the Basketball..her nipples are hard…which make me want to dribble them with my mouth like I was a limbless Michael Jordan….or Lebron…depending on who is being more charitable for the news pretending to do it under the radar…yet shit’s trending on Facebook, if facebook still had trending news articles to condition the minds of the retard people.

What I am trying to say is…Elsa Hosk gets it…

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2018

Aug

Hot Public Bath and Other Videos of the Day

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Cop Beats Naked Woman in Hospital

Mom Pulls Out a Gun While her Daughter is Fighting

Teens Shooting Teens in Harlem – Like Old Times

Black Couple Sent to the Back of the Restaurant for Being Black

Why Did the chicken cross the road?

Public Shitter

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2018

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am living the curse of the fat chick….

Last night, I was walking the pug, I mean barely walking, more standing until he peed so I could go back inside and stare at the wall…and I was scrolling on the GRAM as I do during periods of extreme depression and boredom….and I came across, or scrolled across, the coming comes later, not it doesn’t, but anyway – I came across a pic of a fat as fuck chick posing in a bikini and I laughed out loud, or LOLed as the kids are calling it these days…only to hear “what’s so funny” from behind me and I look over and there’s a fucking fat chick dressed in normal sized chick cloths, just larger in size….tits up to her chin to distract from her 60 pounds of fat….and for a second I felt like a teen busted jerking off to his dad’s pornos…only to remember I don’t know this angry fat bitch…get the fuck out of here…

THEN in a second incident…same day…same walk….I hopped on a call, you know me ABC…Always be Closing…and talked big money deals with the Venture Capitalists and Investors I talk to….aka my friend on welfare and I sad something like “did you get the Fat Check”…or something like “What you gonna do with the fat check”….only to see about 5 feet away from me…another fat chick…a different fat chick in plain clothes….which I guess isn’t shocking because everyone is fat now…THANKS SUGAR, HORMONES IN THE FOOD, COMPUTERS MAKING US LAZY and all that good stuff…

Anyway, I could tell this fat chick was mad because she thought whatever I said about fat checks I was saying about fat chicks…HER….such narcissism, I know…I thought fat girls were supposed to hate themselves…needless to say, she was just waiting for her half black kid, cuz I guess black guys like fat white girls for breeding and was just mad at her life choices not some fat guy screaming about Fat Checks mistakenly heard as Fat Chicks by a fat chick….

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Local Celebrity and Fake Friend to Other Celebs – Zombie Boy – Who I have seen wondering the streets looking like a homeless person…killed himself and fake friends like Lady Gaga Pretend to Care
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Kristen Bell and Some Sluts at a Premiere
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Kim K Called Tyson Beckford Gay…
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Passenger View of a Plane Crash
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Distracted Cop of the Day
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Ben and Matt Together Again – This Time for a Story About a McDonald’s Monopoly Scamming Cop….
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Hans Solo Jacket – 1 Million Dollars
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Slutty Nurse Teaching You Lessons….
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2018

Aug

Candice Swanepoel Wet Swimsuit of the Day

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I feel like I posted it yesterday – but one more time – rewind

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2018

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Fat girls…..complaining about how they would have been considered hot in the 1400s when fat meant fed and not diseased because everyone died at 30….assuming that if those were still the same feminine ideals in hotness that they’d be considered hot….clearly haven’t seen BBW where clearly people are into this fat thing….or Ashley Graham and the plus sized bikinis….and really any white girl with a black boyfriend…it’s like society has given up on expecting hot chicks cuz everyone is fat…we don’t need healthy…we don’t even need not that dead..and your fat lazy ass can be celebrated, fucked and cummed on….it’s the American way….so stop complaining…it’s not like the unrealistic feminine ideals bringing you down got you to the gym anyway….because we as men don’t destroy self esteem enough. We’re too fucking horny to call out a set of tits in our face for being gross.

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Politican who Catfished Men for Nudes Using his Ex GF
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Royal Fashion Model – Amelia Windsor Topless
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I am Shocked DNKY Pays These Tits to Pose…She Woulda Done it for Free…She Thirsty
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Funny GIF
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Samkat the Instagram Slut
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Man Flees Police – Crashes into House
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Sarah Hyland – Hard Nips
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Cat Caller Smacks a Bitch Up
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Distracted Cop – Texting and Driving – Causes Accident
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Camille Rowe Banging Skarsgaard
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Some Race Car Bullshit
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Heidi Klum Bikini
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Georgia Steel Thong
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Workers Build Sky Scraper with No Safety Equipment
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Pug Scales Wall
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Seth Rogan Did Black Face
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Slutty Nurse To Learn Yourself the Benefits of CBD
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Gordon Ramsey Stole Bourdain’s Show
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15 Dollar Sleep Spray
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Lindsay Lohan – Erotica
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Suki Waterhouse Ass Flash
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Chantel Jeffries Big Tits and Hot Whore Body…
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Radha Mitchell Swimsuit
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Chloe Grace Moretz at an Event with Tits
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Sarah Hyland in a Sports Bra
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Zoe Kravitz Hard Nipples
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Martha Hunt Toplessness
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Charlotte McKinney – Tight Dress
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Rat Cow Working Them Big Tits….Because People Still Pay Her
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Madonna in Pajamas…Looking Mental…
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Lottie Moss in a Dress
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J.Lo Lookin’ Pants Off
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The Horrors of Cam Whores
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Pulling Out Slow Motion
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Igor’s Nude Photos…
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Big Titty Danielle FTV Tits
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Nudist Russian Couple
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Lesbian Sex – So Boring
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They Claim this is a Real Girl Paid to Lose her Virginity – Disturbing
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Huge Fucking Tits in an Orange Top
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Hot and Naked in Public
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Girl Trying on a Dress with a Great Ending
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Just a Babe Dildo Riding
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Nude Solo
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Nina Ready for a Shower
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2018

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Bikini of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is the greatest of all time….I mean…not really…but she was one of the first celebs from some Disney shit to have leaked nudes. I guess Paris Hilton and her Sidekick hack was the original first hack…but the straight up nude to her boyfriend like all the girls are doing…but in an era when that wasn’t the norm…it took a real slut in a long distance relationship and a deep trust with the person you’re sending those pics to…

Now all girls are posting their assholes up on the instagram for everyone….like it aint a thing, cuz it aint a thing, but it was a thing, and for those of use who remember Vanessa Hudgens and her big hot bush cuz she hairy from back in the day….you’ll appreciate seeing her bikini…cuz you know what’s under it….even though she pretends it was when she was 17….even though it’s genetically and biologically impossible to have that much bush at that age..but clever angle to scare bloggers into thinking they are the same perverts writing that Millie Bobbie Brown relationship status…..

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2018

Aug

Mom Candice Swanepoel’s Mom Tits of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel litereally shat out a kid 3 hours ago…and is in a bikini showing off her post baby body, huge tits, in a TAKE ADVANTAGE while you can, because she knows she will get as pregnant as she can as soon as she can, because she’s addicted to birthing process…or being pregnant…or who fucking knows….but I know it’d be better if her addiction was more basic…like Cocaine and starvation…but I guess you can have all those addictions all at the same time…it’s called being a model…

The point of the story is….check out those tits…mom tits…that will make you neglect her mom pussy you know is battered…and gut she hasn’t lost yet while celebrating the fact that women can bounce back from pregnancy…just not your wife who blames you for her weight gain that she’s never bothered trying to lose cuz she’s a mom now…

I suggest husbands with fat wives post this up on your fridge to motivate your slacker wife….that people with million dollar contracts and an ego….

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2018

Aug

Brie Larson Bikini Top of the Day

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Brie Larson is not hot, but she’s pulled a scam….she won an Oscar..the most prestigious bullshit award you can possibly get in the Hollywood entertainment industry and all she had to do was pretend to be locked in a room where she raised a kid who has since also got famous…whilst looking like shit the whole time…

But all girls, even ugly ones, like being hot, want to be hot, try being hot and work hard towards being hot…because people are into being hot and the whole being an actor thing comes with a level of self love and thinking they aren’t too ugly to be on camera…BOLD….

She’s in a bathing suit being shameless like when she scammed her Oscar.

I am not a fan, but she’s kinda busty while being busted…and that deserves a trophy of it’s own…

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2018

Aug

Alexandra Daddario Scary Ocean Tits of the Day

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Alexandra Daddario is not hot, but she has tits, and tits are what people care about…which worked out well for Alexandra Daddario and she’s made a career out of it…from True Detective huge tits to Baywatch….to this selfie that sucks.

My fingers are sore from typing all this bullshit and this pic doesn’t deserve any love, praise, just the disappointment it makes me feel cuz she’s looking deflated…and monstrous….and she’s not pulling out the tits acting like she’s too good for that when we only know her cuz she pulled out the tits…you know…sad times when a bitch gets too comfortable…just look at your fat wife’s gut hanging over her oversized sweatpants…and remember the time she dressed up in lingerie cuz she cared to get you off…instead of just giving up…

All this to say there’s something fucked up with her head.

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2018

Aug

Lily-Rose Depp Panty Ass of the Day

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Wanna know what I like?

I like Lily Rose Depp…

I think she’s the hottest girl around. I mean I am sure she’s not as hot as I write her up to be in the storyline I have written about her in my head cuz I’m a weirdo like that… and I know any rich spoiled girl who knows she’s pretty hot is going to be the fucking worst…but for some reason I am all for that with this one…I like she should be a fucking tyrant, entitled, fucking tantrum causing…I want that kind of energy from someone in this world where everyone is so fucking basic, boring and the same…while I know Lily Rose is likely just like them, just like a Kardashian Jenner Hadid Baldwin doing that insta shit….being insta shit….but I have more confidence in her…maybe when her dad offs himself and she gets his fortune…or when she’s a bit older and angrier…exciting things will happen….but for now….she’s just good….

Here she is twerking in a dress….

How about some shorts…

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