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2018

01

Aug

Camila Morrone in a Bikini of the Day

Camila Morrone is some very followed set of big young with a face injected face tits…from instagram.

Beyond being a set of big young tits….which is all you really need to know about her…She is best known as an aspiring actress, influencer, bootleg Hadid / Baldwin, who she may or may not hang with….

She’s also known for being one of Leo’s young girlfriends, she’s 20 or 21 and fucking the 43 year old because daddy issues, he’s Leo, despite being a homosexual…he likes young hot chicks around to help increase their profile and help them get more work, followers, etc. Maybe it’s a busijness thing…

That said, these are her great tits on a Yacht with Leo, because he cares about Nature and the Environment and likes big gas guzzling fish killing yachts he gets to on private jets…and her mom Lucila Solá in Saint Tropez all busty cuz of the big tits….Side note, her mom, who is younger and hotter than me…and younger and than Leo….is an Argentine actress who fucks 300 year old Al Pacino….

Hot chaperone who probably used to rub one out to Leo when she was growing up in Argentina…I think this could just be a weird incestuous Hollywood is weird and everyone fucks everyone…storyline….I feel may be reality…because I have been on porn sites, I understand how these things pan out….

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2018

01

Aug

Ashley Tisdale Titty Selfie of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale may not be relevant anymore. She may not be important anymore. High School Musical may be a thing of the past but like all girls with social media…that doesn’t mean she doesn’t have the right to post up some shameless racy pics for attention..and you know she’s doing it for the betterment of man….in a not all heroes have wings or whatever the fucking expression is….because she’s been kind enough to give us her mid 30s body with her busted up and broken down face cropped out of it…because she’s kind, considerate and I guess knows she’s got a busted face…which is more than I can say for most ugly girls pretending to be hot girls on the social media….trying to lie the dream Ashley Tisdale already dreamed…

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2018

01

Aug

Elsa Hosk Naked for Instagram of the Day

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Elsa Hosk used to be a clickbaiter who got naked in photoshoots before being an official Victoria’s Secret model, which as it turned out was just the team at Victoria’s Secret setting her up to have a little hype behind her before officially singing her on, in what you would call creating a lingerie model from a Female Swedish basketball player, who quit the limelight of being a Female Swedish Basketball Player, you know a sport that gets you noticed, unable to leave the local Ikea with your new dresser without handing out Autographs, unable to go to the airport or travel internationally because of all the global fans who give a fuck about Swedish female basketball….something she had to escape to get back to what she felt was her calling – getting naked…

Well, since the beginning of her as a model, she’s been getting naked, continues to get naked, and if that’s the racket or the hustle it takes to get paid a lot of money, to grow a following, to exist, that all the girls know is exactly the recipe to success they need, I am into celebrating that….

I call this story The little PROMO model who could….get naked….getting naked…but censored even though you’re allowed to be naked on instagram as they police it less…

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2018

01

Aug

Sarah Hyland Hard Nipples of the Day

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I feel like the instagram life is taking a toll on Sarah Hyland, because the awkward little girl from TV, who looked 12 at 19, which is better for TV producers, less regulated, hence why all the High School Movie or show stars are in their mid 20s, giving everyone a complex and forcing the girls to get implants and face injections….and the guys to hit the gym….to fit into the unrealistic ideals set by the media on what a High School student looks like…I am talking to you Luke Perry circa 1994.

That said, Sarah Hyland, possibly due to some new lease on life, because she has some weirdo disease that has taken her Kidney like she was Selena Gomez, another 20 something who looked 12 when working with Disney….making me think it is likely related…hormone spike in the craft services table…

Is progressively getting more and more liberated and slutty like he was Ariel Winter….her co-star and friend….who together have decided fuck being a TV star, let’s reduce ourselves to instagram clickbait, it’s what the cool kids are doing you know…

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2018

01

Aug

Maitland Ward Dykes it Down of the Day

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Maitland Ward always emails me when I tell this story, a story I call our first encounter, when I was posting her slutty pics because I found them gross yet hilarious, because leverage Boy Meets World 20 years later was funny to me, and big old lady tits, shamelessly trying to get noticed, 20 years late was funny to me….

So the story is – a site reader sent me screenshots of a conversation he had with her on snapchat, offering her 1000 dollars for unprotected anal sex and she went for it.

At the time she was in denial about being a pervert sex worker, but the internet, he has a way of breaking people down to what their actual self worth is. He has a way of saying bitch, you aren’t gonna be in Hollywood movies anymore, accept the sex work…and with that she got more and more naked…eventually setting up a patreon where she makes over 40k a year to fuck female pornstars in weird self produced content like an entrepreneur running her weird empire…while eating pussy.

She makes great money doing this, more than if she did porn, and I am bitter she doesn’t pay me to promote her, or that she rejected my sex tape offers I sent her before she became a self starting soon to be millionaire from eating pussy…

It’s a weird sex worker story arch, why not do this when you’re 20, but at least you’re doing at 45….not that we really need to see this…as there are hot chicks out there…but reducing herself to a pussy eater getting paid in bootleg content is glorious in and of itself…

Good job internet…you won this one…

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2018

01

Aug

Kate Upton Big Tits Fat in Lingerie of the Day

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I am going to assume that these Kate Upton big titties in lingerie pics were taken before her pregnancy, despite her always seemingly being built like a pregnant chick, which I guess could be the secret to her success, always stay 3-4 months pregnant before aborting that mission, to maintain her hormonally fucking weird shaped body that Americans seem to fucking love…but now she’s officially announced the pregnancy cuz she’s married to her star baseball husband…and his pile of money she doesn’t even need cuz she’s Kate Upton and her grandpa invented Whirlpool (the appliance company)…rich.

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2018

01

Aug

Elizabeth Olsen Pussy Print of the Day

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Elizabeth Olsen is out there being the still relevant Olsen cuz she has to keep working – she doesn’t have all the Olsen twin billions from pre-internet straight to DCD shit movies that every girl loved….

The nice thing about being the sister of the Olsen Twins – is consistent work, allowing you to leverage your name, get work and shows the Paparazzi her cooter in a white bikini bottom, my favorite in pussy hugging bikini bottoms, cuz when wet, can be see through….it is the little things….or in Liz Olsen’s case the big fat pussy lip things.

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2018

01

Aug

Shelley Hennig Nose Job of the DAy

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The best caption of this pics comes from MadamMeow in the FORUM which was the simple yet effective “She Spelled TIT Wrong”…..

Shelley Hennig is some 30 year old from Days of Our Life, Teen Wolf, other bullshit..and she’s got some tits.

She’s from New Orleans, which by default makes me like her better than I like most aspiring and even working…and even celebrity level actresses…because New Orleans is hands down the best city in America…you hear that other cities…New Orleans wins…it’s got soul, an enegery, ghosts, BOOZE everywhere CHEAP Booze everywhere, and good food…it’s a great place to go and die really…

I love the southern Hospitality, and the Southern Big Titties….

I am a fan…

I find it interesting, not that interesting, that she’s got millions of fans on social media and that I’ve never heard of her, because I am dialed in bro.

But I find her cleavage more interesting….because I am stil the kind of guy who can appreciate cleavage….in this desexualiztion of titty world.

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2018

01

Aug

Frida Aasen Bikini Model of the Day

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Frida Aasen sounds like some kind of terrorist…who I’d like to have bomb my dick…or testicles…or even my prostate but not in a gay way…in a “That is where my orgasm lives, go to the source, of you’re gonna get things explosive, figure it out”….hijacking planes and shit like she was a HADID….

I like to think of her as a refugee looking for a new life in America and desperate, willing to get naked despite her family being shamed by her behavior and forcing a honor killing, but before they stone her to death in the park, you get out your way with her…because you promised her the good life…

UNFORTUNATELY, because life isn’t as good as I write it out, it turns out she’s a 23 year old Victoria’s Secret model who is from Norway and Frida Aasen is not an Arab name, but rather a Viking name…I’d like to have rape and pillage my testicles…or prostate….but not in a gay way…it’s just the direct line to the source of my orgasms…something we need all the help in achieving in my older, desenstized, unhealthy pervert existence..

This is not Affirmative Action, Inclusion, Inclusivity, Letting Everyone in, Celebrating Diversity…in a racist world where the liberals trying to help like some condescending elitist shit are as racist as the rednecks with their tiki torches…it’s just some Nordic Bitch built hot….like a Finnish Sauna….only from Norway…the land of Cross Country Skiing…white as fuck…

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2018

01

Aug

Iggy Azalea Bikini Slut of the Day

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In news that no one cares about, Iggy Azalea is out releasing new shitty music, and with that has come an influx of Iggy Azalea promoting herself naked on the internet, because it’s not science people…a ho is a ho is a ho…especially when the storyline she tries to tell people to justify why a white suburban girl is a rapper…relies heavily on being a ho.

It’s like weeks into releasing the single, and days after releasing the single, we’re virtually face to face with the grossest fake white ass black guys love….and it just keeps on continuing because the tactic works.

So complain about dudes cat calling you and staring when you’re out there slutting girls, but keep on slutting…the WORLD relies on it….at least your world…to sell seats at shows and songs on apple…

Garbage. Seriously.

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