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2018

17

Jul

Candice Swanepoel Ass of the Day

Pregnant Candice Swanepoel is probably dealing with some Postpartum so she’s taking some time for herself to refresh…without her multiple babies…you know to get her womb ready to get knocked up again because she’s clearly addicted to being knocked up and has been knocked up 18 months of the last 25 months…

She was once the hottest models, now she’s just an old mom getting back in shape to keep getting paid…and her mom ass looks pretty good, it needs to look good, she makes too much money to not stay as fit as fucking possible…you know gaining the weight of the baby and that’s it….but that doesn’t necessarily apply to her vagina that must be fucking ravaged….as mom pussy tends to be.

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2018

17

Jul

Iggy Azalea Fucks the Floor of the Day

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Iggy Azalea is fucking the floor…and is announcing to the world that she’s fucking the floor…and by the world I mean her fans and people like me who rip off her content for perverts who are into seeing some fat ass, fake ass, white girl who fucks black guys and manages to become some kind of rapper, ripping off everyone, lying about everything, culturally appropriating…and now fucking the floor..

Because she’s racy, gutter, and knows sex sells…but the fascinating thing in all this is that we didn’t hear her name in a fucking year but now that she’s released some music…she’s ready to

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2018

17

Jul

Sarah Hyland Slutty of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is out of control…at least that is what it seems with all her sutty half naked content that she’s been producing..

I guess with her terminal disease that has got her at least one new kidney, she’s pretty much a ticking time bomb…ready to die….who understands her mortality and the importance of actually not giving a fuck, because life is meaningless and nothing she does matters…and who cares what people think of her…let her live her best life as sexy as she can because she’s always been so fucking weird looking…but when weird looking meets slutty…it becomes interesting. Not that interesting…but interesting enough.

Here is her slutty underboob

and her slutty on vacation

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2018

17

Jul

Lea Michele Bikini Top of the Day

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When I look at Lea Michele – I always wonder when her big dick is going to sneak out and make an appearance, because I am not convinced she’s had the full surgery, despite the hormones she’s been taking a long time….

I guess it’s convenient that she’s wearing baggy pants so she can strap that dong down to her leg and not blow her cover officially…especially not before her wedding to some dude who I guess must be rich since all the rich guys I know like Trannies…

I could be wrong about her gender, what is gender anyway….but I will say…

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2018

17

Jul

Ava Sambora’s Crazy Mother Bikini Tribute of the Day

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Here’s some Ava Sambora celebrating her mom’s insanity with some tits…

Because every rocker girl who ends up getting an acting job, but more interestingly a rockstar husband who she makes babies with…ends up with a drug addiction and crazy.

So nothing like a rich as fuck trust fund kid, I mean her dad is in Bon Jovi…trying the bikini model thing, while her mom is out there trying to kill herself…for whatever reason…

Which I guess means there’s some deep rooted trauma in this girl being raised by a psycho, and even if she seems resilient, she’s hurting on the inside…no one wants to see their mom suffer, especially when she’s Heather Locklear…

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2018

17

Jul

Ashley Tisdale Bikini Top of the Day

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It’s nice to see Ashley Tisdale making fun of her face..because I’ve been making fun of her face since she happened, since she had the botched nose job, since she was famous and celebrated on High School musical, but despite being a judgemental, mean spirited asshole who likes to make fun of the famous women being celebrated as hot, I always said she’s got a rockin’ body…and now that she’s older the body isn’t necessarily still rockin, but she’s finally got some tits and that’s alright…right…

This one’s for the fans…

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2018

17

Jul

Josephine Skriver Duck Face Titty of the Day

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When I look at Josephine Skriver, I always expect her to self destruct or show up with some fucking glitch from the DNA modification her biologist father made when he was created her in a test tube in what I assume was a science project financed by Victoria’s Secret in exchange for her working for them for life…or until she was old and washed up….

I just don’t believe that all his calculations were accurate and that she will live a long life because of her unnatural insemination or I guess that would be her conception – her insemination is what her boyfriend does to her all fucking day because she’s a babe….

However she may actually live to be 200 years old because maybe his calculations involved deleting all the cancer genes and we’ll be blessed with these tits for centuries until the planet floods and the aliens invade…

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2018

17

Jul

LeAnn Rimes Bikini Tits of the Day

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From exploited country singing child star, catering to the good wholesome old fashion family values, the people you hear on the Christian Radio who don’t like things changing, and who likely don’t own computers or internet and still buy CDs, who are 98 percent white folks, who work hard, live modest and don’t whore the fuck down…

To homewrecking fake tits with a lot of money who allowed her inner trash out, who said fuck you Christians I’m bad, and they’ll forgive me, cuz of Jesus….and she’s one of them….even though she’s really just an LA rich bimbo who happens to know how to sing, it’s how she got here.

I don’t hate LeAnn Rimes, she’s old now, has tits, shows off the tits, and that’s enough for me…if anything, I find the whole storyline funny because it shows how much of a scam marketing can be…especially when marketing to retards.

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2018

17

Jul

Alyson Stoner Pussy Dance of the Day

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I don’t know who Alyson Stoner is, but I do know that people know who she is, but more importantly, that she’s doing a pussy dance.

It’s the social media hit, even with non professional dancers like this Alyson Stoner, who is a professional dancer, because it’s easy..just dance from the pussy in a bikini and the perverts will follow…

For those of you who don’t know…a Pussy Dance is…when a girl leads her dance with her pussy, front to back, side to side, a friendly pussy wave…and we all like it….what’s not to like..

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2018

17

Jul

January Jones Bikini of the Day

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January Jones realizes that her tits allow her to continue to post up pics of her tits because she’s got tits and even at 40 people still like tits..when traditionally you’d think 40 is too old for tits…well it’s a new generation and really if you’ve been to the public pool, and I have, some of the hottest monster tits are on old fat moms in bathing suits designed to give their sloppy tits some lift… so January Jones would fit in with that crowd…mainly because I live in the ghetto and they are all single moms too…only they probably aren’t getting the 20k a month child support checks so that I guess is why this one is winning at life while we’re all losing…

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