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2018

17

Jul

Charlotte McKinney Bikini of the Day

Charlotte McKinney’s on the comeback…not that she was ever anyone or ever went anywhere – she just doesn’t do all that much content and tat’s too bad since she has monster tits.

I heard rumors that she was trying to target women, and didn’t want to do a slutty feed, but then I saw comments by her fans begging for bikini pics…because she is better utilized in a bikini…and she’s realized what matters, where the money is, and is bringing it.

I support this decision. This strategy. Keep it going.

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2018

17

Jul

Sports Illustrated Breast Feeding “Bathing” Suit Model of the Day

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I guess fat and ethnic girls are slowing down the viral appeal – so Sports Illustrated – trying to hold onto everything they’ve got – or everything they had as they are slowly getting more and more irrelevant and their models are getting more and more haggard – because girls can recreate more interesting pictures of themselves in bikinis for their instagram, so why bother needing a trophy like an SI feature to justify or validate your existence as a girl in a bikini.

But girls still want to live that Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model dream, and SI knows this, so they create casting calls and get people flying themselves to Miami to be part of their casting call, all while not paying anyone…just riding the person’s eagerness, exploiting their dream, and using their followers to get attention to themselves…it’s pretty evil….some Weinstein style “do this for me, and I’ll maybe get you a gig in a magazine”…

Point being, the inclusivity thing has gone too fucking far…the we are all equal, fat or skinny, ethnic, diseased, freckled, vitilagoed, old or young, amputated or not…and now breast feeding in public.

SI was a magazine for men, targeted to men, and the bikini issue was for men to jerk off to…meaning their inclusion of breast feeding is both exploitative to the kid who didn’t sign off on this…and more importantly targeting perverts who are into this kind of thing.

It’s not about inclusivity, women power, it’s a men’s magazine, that has gone down a very weird road…to avoid criticism by the women who protest outside the offices…and this is what their BIKINI modeling has come to…and the sick thing in all this is that they likely think it’s brilliant and wonderful…

Posted in:SFW|SI Swimsuit

2018

17

Jul

Woman Fans her Cooch and Other Videos of the Day

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Terrifying Sex Doll

Police Arrest Bare Breasted Woman

Naked Femen Protestors

Lame Trump Hater of the Day

Draw Bridge Idiot

Monkey VS tourist

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

17

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I find it interesting how overweight white people who look like they golf, wear visors and polo shirts, who drink all fucking day on their backyard patio by the pool, or at the golf course…or at their friend’s BBQ…while holding down jobs and making their mortgages are considered fine…

While homeless looking people like me, who want to drink a bottle of bourbon at 7 am in the park get asked to fucking leave….or else get arrested…because of racism.

White privilege applies to alcoholism too..

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2018

16

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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The nice thing about getting drunk, black out drunk, while being an old fat diabetic who can’t handle the sugar…is waking up not knowing why I have injuries…wondering what the hell I got up to…and hoping it didn’t involve any involuntary manslaughter because I can’t deal with that jail shit….or worse…got a girl knocked up…because anyone willing to bang me is someone I do not want to knock up…not that my sperm works – but we all have irrational fears…

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2018

16

Jul

Britney Spears Nip Slip of the Day

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Britney Spears is back motherfuckers…

I’ve been saying for the last little while, thank god her parents locked her down in the prison that is her career, and forced her to date a personal trainer, like some medicated dancing monkey who earns for them….because she hasn’t been allowed to go off the rails, get fat, or not earn for the family.

She’s a fucking empire…a massive fucking entity that pays for everyone around her…and who cares..she hasn’t self destructed and looks amazing.

All the other women her age who were performing back when she was are monsters now….

While this one…still a star…still bringing it…and is having a good old fashioned nip slip because she knows us old timers appreciate that shit…now turn on some hit me baby one more time….and get to work…this is a Britney Spears nipple and it’s the most important thing that happened this weekend.

Posted in:Britney Spears

2018

16

Jul

Delilah Belle Hamlin Bikini of the Day

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Delilah Belle Hamlin, the daughter with the face injections, from the mother with the face injections, Lisa Rinna, is not at Swim Week, for whatever reason, you know because she’s trying to be an instagram bikini model, but luckily you can call the paparazzi wherever you are, stage a bikini photoshoot, and show the world your asshole, allowing you to get the same coverage as someone who is at Swim Week, all in your own backyard, cuz you’re rich and have rich parents and live by the fucking ocean.

I am not sure who this dude teaching her to pose is….but her youthful body is inspiring…at least enough to stare at and think about how bodies don’t stay looking like this no matter how hard they try…so take in the young whoring that doesn’t need to whore cuz it’s rich.

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2018

16

Jul

Sophie and Sistine Stallone Bikini of the Day

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Sophie and Sistine Stallone while in this position – don’t look too much like Sylvester…like they do when you look at them face on – and I can appreciate their hustle and attempt to get as famous as possible riding their dad’s name and money….

This picture is racy, aggressive, but if you go to the bach or the pool – the thong bathing suits are everywhere – whole lot of ass and pussy on all fours…just bending over casually….but to the right audience…totally inappropriate as fuck…in a porno stance…

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Posted in:SFW|Sistine Stallone|Sophie Stallone

2018

16

Jul

Selena Gomez Big Tits Covered In Blood of the Day

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I guess with Selena Gomez being a mentally unstable, in and out of rehab, dealing with Bieber and Baldwin, covered in blood…on set of a movie…or so they want you to believe..

But the truth is that someone came back after that Kidney…

I forget the name of the girl she bought the Kidney From, who lived in her house and was being harvested for her organs, realized that Selena wasn’t true or authentic or a real BFF and she played her…

I guess the good news about the Kidney, if it even happened, was that she doubled down on the surgery “while I am under” tits…

She was also in a white top with Vanessa Hudgens….

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2018

16

Jul

Ariel Winter Bikini Ass Rub Down of the Day

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Fat Ariel Winter is celebrating SUMMER in her bikini by producing erotica for some weirdos who find this erotic…like you….who only like her cuz she’s a fat white girl, or a rich girl from TV, or because you watched her titties grow up like she was your next door neighbor you tried to bed on her 18th birthday, upsetting your wife and throwing off the whole neighborhood dynamic…because you officially are ousted as the creep we all know you are.

That said, she’s probaly a victim with PTSD, I always feel a little bad for child stars exploited by their parents, just not bad enough to not laugh at the emotional eating.

Lucky for her, fat is normalized I guess.

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