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Bianca Censori’s Epic Tits Out of the Day
Bianca Censori’s Epic Tits Out of the Day
Bella Hadid Instagram Face Has her Tits Out of the Day
Bella Hadid Instagram Face Has her Tits Out of the Day
Heidi Klum in an Offensive bikini of the Day
Heidi Klum in an Offensive bikini of the Day
Anna Zaiachkivska is the Instagram Of The Day
Anna Zaiachkivska is the Instagram Of The Day
Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day
Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day

2018

10

Jul

JoJo Paddleboarder of the Day

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I’ve been wondering why JOJO still exists, why people still talk about her, why she has followers, and all that nonsense that makes these celebrities celebrities and as it turns out, it is because of the gays, who generally love all things “Pop” and 90s nostalgic and they are keeping her alive…playing from Gay Club to Gay Club…songs they remember when they were young homos growing into themselves doing song and dance routines at home….for their dad who thought “fuck, I think I done made me a queer”…

That said, she not only appeals to gay people who rememeber the 90s, but also perverts who like tits on their young starlet now that she’s old..

So here she is paddleboarding for you watersports enthusiasts..

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2018

10

Jul

Whitney Cummings Funny Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t like funny girls…especially when they aren’t funny to begin with and just joke around about sucking dick and dating…..and the struggles of being a woman…with a dirty fucking mouth because they are pandering to women who can relate….and dudes who like staring at their tits.

I don’t like funny anything really….I don’t like stand up comedy. I don’t like sitcoms. I don’t like comedy movies. I find it all so fucking stupid and not funny.

I don’t like people who pride themselves on being funny, or who have decided they are funny and have made a life out of being funny, when I am too autistic to understand their jokes.

I do like tits, and Whitney Cummings, possibly a failed actress, who chose comedy because it’s easy target, low barrier of entry, comedians who are the patriarchy are easy to manipulate with tits….and so am I….

She is rich as hell…thanks to a few hit shows….and she has tits…which is really what matters.


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2018

10

Jul

Bella Hadid Sexually Assaults a Giraffe of the Day

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The other day – Bella Hadid posted erotic with a Giraffe. Maybe it is a cultural thing, as she is from Palestine and I do not know how Giraffe sex works there. Or maybe she’s got this innate talent to pull her tits out in any and all circumstances, even when visiting some kind of African Giraffe refuge or reserve, because obviously wear a fucking bikini top everywhere you go, you didn’t have daddy buy you them tits for nothing….and even if they are real tits…bikini top that shit…every menial task…it will get more likes on social media…..

I just find it inappropriate…poor giraffe doesn’t need to be used as a prop in a social media porn pic….it’s not bringing any awareness to his cause…it’s just a swimming with Dolphins situation on land…and our only hope is that they get bit by Malaria bugs….and kill the whole family off in a feverish rage…

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2018

10

Jul

Selena Gomez Bikini Reaction to Bieber’s Jesus Proposal of the Day

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I am not too sure when these Selena Gomez bikini pics with what must be fake tits out actually happened, I saw them on the internet yesterday and can assume that she’s a strategic little Disney Kid who understands all the hype around her an Bieber enough to know she needs to post a reaction picture to his engagement to mooch rich kid third string Jenner / Hadid latch on, Hailey Baldwin…for the sake of Jesus…because it’s a trend for these little entitled brats to pretend they have found God, and pretend they go to church, because they found a modern pastor who tells them it’s ok to be slutty, disgusting, mooch opportunist, rich and greedy fame whoring Millennials so long as they give him their Church Dues…it’s like some AA rehab shit, that Selena Gomez knows all about first hand cuz her unstable ass / and Kidney is in and out of that place…all while having milked her Bieber relationship to build her career, since he’s the famous one, a tactic Baldwin is about to try on….with their own kind of Royal Wedding….that you could pretend is romantic, since Bieber de-virginized her when she was 16 and he was in his 20s….and now he put a ring on it to prove that it was real and not sex offense..

The point is, Selena Gomez posting up reaction pics in bikini, big probably fake tits / like her Kidneys, freaking out like her Kidneys…because she’s got Lupus and a new Kidney.

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2018

10

Jul

Kim Garner – Bikini Slut of the Day

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The highlight of my life was when Kim Garner followed me on twitter, I can’t prove that it happened, when it did happen I didn’t know who she was, and I guess because she followed me I now know who she is, it was many years ago and was probably the best 5 minutes before she unfollowed me of my life.

In doing what I do, you’d think all the celebs would be inviting me to their parties, their vacations, letting me into their worlds….you know all the A-Listers, so that bottom feeders like Kim Garner would be basically paying me money to post her amongst them….

I know, the glamorous life of a Hollywood Titty Reporter…with a blog, who lives one step up from a cardboard box…and who can’t afford to buy my own beer..

BUT as it turns out, I am pretty much ignored, so when a reality star from the UK, or Phoebe Price reach out…I feel like I’m big leagues….insignificant me…connecting with an ass like this…

Unfortunately, I think the Kim Garner follow back was some Robot script, and not her at all, but I’m allowed to have dreams that someone as irrelevant but more relevant that a local bar tender would follow me.

We’re all allowed to have dreams…

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Posted in:Kimberley Garner|SFW

2018

10

Jul

Naked Tranny Who May or May Not be my Ex Girlfriend and Other Videos of the Day

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The Dumbest Ass Tattoo Ever

Road Rage of the Day

The Moped Flasher of the Day

Tube VS Paddleboarders

Nipple Suck on the Subway

When Idiots Ride Motorcycles…

City Council Meeting Star

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2018

10

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s summer….how many of you spent your night sitting outside an ice cream parlour drinking a 40 out of a plastic bag watching all the families happily getting ice cream with their excited offspring who were mainly bratty screaming pieces of shit that reminded you how happy you are no woman let you knock her up….because you like to see women after yoga grab an ice cream since they do yoga, basically suck the ice cream like it was a black cock they were sucking to piss off their family they hate….or their husband who neglects her….you know sucking it with purpose and meaning…

I’m guessing at least one of you / me….

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…

WAGS in Bikinis of the DAy
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Hailey Baldwin Sports Bra
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Robin Wright Penn VS KEvin Spacey….
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Car Needs a Tow
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Mysterious Ancient Star Map…
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Kylie Jenner Got Rid of her Face Injections
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Johnny Depp Getting Sued by a Film Crew
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Pool Patrol Paul
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Nuclear Test from 1958 Film Footage Released
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Sluts at an Event
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This Vape is Amazing
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2018

09

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I have been spending a lot of time at Walmart, to get in touch with the American dream, I figure it’s the fourth of July Month and with that, I should experience all things American…from teen pregnancy buying themselves designer Walmart clothing, to teen moms buying themselves formula…to Obese women on motorized carts buying sugary thing like a vat of Jolly Rancher Raspberry tang drink…with purple ankles from the diabetes…living the dream….to really busty fake titty stripper looking chicks missing teeth….to just real busty girls from the hormones in the food….all poor trash, but happy as shit….probably all the meds they are on…maybe it’s the great savings they get shopping at Walmart so that they can live a better life…

I don’t have the answers…but I have the stepLINKS…and here are some stepLINKS…

Kaley Cuoco Goes Into Surgery on Honeymoon
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Katharine McPhee Fast Tracking to Making david Foster Babies
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Ariel Winter Big Tits Quit Social Media
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Chanel Westcoast Nipples in Lace
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Margot Robbie in a Lace Dress
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Riding the Fastest Roller coaster in Europe
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25 Lord of the Rings Impressions – 1 Virgin
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Julia Louis Dreyfus Bikini
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Leaked NASA Videos NASA Doesn’t Want You To See
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Rachel McCord in a Sheer Bikini
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A Story of a Girl who Got Lost at Sea
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Hailey Baldwin Milking Every Second Of Bieber’s Engagement – Check Out the Bikini Tits
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Tab Hunter is Dead
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Aubrey O’Day – Bikini
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Two Unconcious Girls Dumped Outside a bar
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Hot Mixed Race Girls
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At Work Fails
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Best News Bloopers of June
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How Seven Nation Army Became a Stadium Chant….
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Man Goes Into Kitchen – Punches Worker
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Dust Storm Blocks Out Traffic
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Orlando Bloom has Raven Symone’s Face Tattooed on his Neck?
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This Vape is Amazing
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Olivia Culpo – Whoever That is – in a Bikini Photoshoot
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Olivia Munn in a Photoshoot
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Alanis Morisette – Not Dead
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Charlotte McKinney – Bikini
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J.Lo Ass..in some Resort-Wear
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Katharine McPhee Fat Ass in Leggings with her Husband / Grandpa
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Taylor Swift Slutty Concert Tour Book
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Ashley Greene’s Tits Out at her Wedding
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Sylvie Meis Bikini
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Jourdan Dunn Skinny Model with some Tits
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Charlotte McKinney On Set – Tits Out (kinda/barely)
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Topless Celeb Nude Celebration
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Ella Purnell in Vanity Fair UK
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Jade in some Sheer Clothes
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Masturbating Amateur of the Day
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Big Tit Anime Porn – You Weirdo
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Mom Says Stop Being Sluts on Webcam
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Ella Knox Hot Big Boobs and Bush
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Amateur Babes Being Sluts
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Throwback to a Hot 80s Actress – Naked
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Lesbians in the Club Bathroom
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Hot Nude on the Beach
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Squirt Champion of the World
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Hairbrush Banger…
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Hot Naked Laura….the Tumblr Chick from Canada who Gets Naked
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Barefoot Playboy Babes for the Weirdos
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Hot Naked Blonde Chick
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2018

09

Jul

Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Party of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens has always been a crowd favorite here at DrunkenStepfather.com.

I have appreciated her for a very long time, not because of her acting abilities, talents or successes…or because she dated Zac Efron for the sake of their Disney show…as part of their manufactured marketing bullshit…but because she was one of the earliest celebs to have leaked cell phone selfies, like some kind of naughty girl, and most interestingly, she was rocking a bush…and sure she seems like the hairy type who can’t help but have a giant bush…the kind that grows back hours after a wax…but that doesn’t change the fact that she had a bush and I love bush.

Her team tried to pretend she was underage in those pics to get people to delete them, a good tactic, and it worked, I don’t fuck with those pics now, but I know what she looks like naked and I’ll reference that memory to these bikini pics…and imagine…

I just wish her monster bush was coming out of her bikini bottoms from every angel…it would make me much happier.

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2018

09

Jul

Bella Thorne Nip Slip and Ass Slap of the Day

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Bella Thorne did a titty dance for her social media – where there is visible nipple if you have the ability to spot a ginger’s nipple…since it is pretty translucent…..it is there though….but the translucency is why instagram didn’t delete her profile for using their platform as some kind of smut peddler, but instead kept her on board because she’s one of the most popular accounts on the thing, paving a way for herself as a media empire of her own, with a record label, a brand, and shitty fucking content that she keeps putting out there….or maybe they are selective in who they delete..GIVE US OUR @step_GIRLS account back you assholes…

I find her annoying, trans-like, useless….I hate her content, except when nudity or half nudity is involved…cuz she has big tits….and I like big tits / all tits….I feel like this is all part of a master trolling…which in and of itself..annoys me…that the “authentic” “real” version of her is some fucking bullshit crafted in an office by marketing people who understand how to brain wash the kids. I hate her colorful raver shit…I just find the whole thing garbage…but I’m not her target demographic, I’m old enough to be her great-grandfather, at least based on the florida trash cycle of kids at 16….great grandpa by 48….


Here she is getting her ass slapped

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