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2018

06

Jul

Aurora De Leon on Film Cuz She’s Art of the Day

Scanned contact sheet prints to prove your photos aren’t digital is some lameness…Art doesn’t exist – it is all lies…especially on instagram..

If you’re shooting film to let people know you’re a real photog, and scanning the pics in a way to let people know it’s film, you’re clearly an 18 year old trying to have substance and meaning in your work.

I am not against anyone who gets girls naked on camera, or even film as a format, I personally prefer film…I just think it’s lame when it’s part of a Millennial attempt to have substance…that’s all.

I don’t think it adds to, or takes away from the tits…I just find it irritating, because everything is orchestrated shit and nothing is real.

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2018

06

Jul

Portia Doubleday Slutty Pic of hte Day

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Portia Doubleday, who I’ve never heard of, but who was in Youth in Revolt in 2009…a long time ago..is 30 and very capable of posting slutty selfies for instagram like all her peers…she’s apparently in Mr Robot, a show I’ve never seen, thus making her relevant….

Her mom was a barely relevant actress, who made a career out of it and provided a life for her…to reduce herself to an instagram whore…her dad also an actor…same story…rich enough to create a brat…connected enough to give her a legit job….but he’s dead now..from throat cancer…so I guess that’s where the slut factor increased…no dad to disappoint…

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2018

06

Jul

Coach Gets Hard in the Gym and Other Videos of the Day

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I love thsi Fie Extinguisher Video

Stripclub Brawl

Man Shot in Store

Lesbians Get Beat Up

Canadian Rapper Punches Audience

Jail House Brawl

Fireworks Explosion

Shooting at College Park

Old Woman Kicked

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

06

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again….

I went into a public bathroom and could smell the last persons chicken dinner…which is not a magic trick anyone should be able to do….but I did it…and it haunted me for the last 12 hours…

I am working through it, despite all trigger warnings like eggs for breakfast, chicken ads on TV, and other reminders of the trauma I endured…

Here are some stepLINKS….while I work on it…

Amber Tamblyn Teaches David Cross about Sexism
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Remember this Selena Gomez Bikini Pic?
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Sleep Tight with Top Quality CBD
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Farrah Abraham Bikini is Porn to Me
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Don’t Let Your Kids Use Musical.ly – It’s Slutty
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Chimp Happy to See an Old Friend – I Love This
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Kim K Eats Shit
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The Silent Window Fight
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Slutty Nurse of the Day
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Braless Chick of the Day
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Do You Remember Beyonce in this Bikini Pic?
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The Worst Fetish of the Day – Don’t Click This Link
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This Vape is Amazing
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2018

05

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Never trust someone who doesn’t drink….unless they are ex addicts…but people who just don’t drink because they never drink…are pussies…and we hate pussies…unless they are in bathing suit bottoms or spread…not when they are dudes…

Speaking of pussies, I never realize how uptight people are….how they don’t understand the humor or the joke of the site. I am here writing it everyday assuming everyone is comfortable laughing at fags, queers, dykes, trannies…and all that other good stuff I make fun of…that is usually celebrity trash, entitled fat pigs who sit on their pile of money and people disgustingly worship them….

But as it turns out various people who I have wanted to work with want nothing to do with the site because they find it gross…and I’m like “really? people are that uptight and care about the shit people say”…..so much that they wouldn’t do work for me.

I feel oppressed, alientated…alone…

Like really people? I get advertisers not wanting to be next to porn tits and swear words but actual people wanting nothing to do with me cuz of my jokes…..always amazes me.

What kind of pussies fill this world…

There are people with sites out there that I used to collab with – who one day decided “nooo your jokes went too far.”….like TMZ when I made fun of Paul Walker…

But that also blows my fucking mind…it’s just the internet people – lighten the fuck up…

If you let the internet affect you that much…how do you even live…what happened to punk rock…it is dead…

Fuck you all and die…Here are some stepLINKS…

Hot Nurse Fired for Flashing at Work
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Phoebe Price – Perfect on the FOurth of July
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The London Mayor Approves a baby Trump Balloon…
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Scar Jo Plays a Trans
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Fix Your Sleep Issues….
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Celeb Trash on the 4th of July
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Leo’s Sean Penn Fourth of July Party
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Nip Slip of the Day
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Drunk Guy Fights his Shadow
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25 Covers of the National ANthem
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Pyrothechnics Dude Explains Fireworks
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Two Sluts in Red Bikinis
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Spencer and Heidi for Fourth of July
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Will Smith Doesn’t Call Jada his Wife
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Whore in a Sheer Bikini
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Muscial.ly Seems Pretty Fucking Inappropriate
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Anitfa Knocked Out
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Kim K Watersports Fail
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Paris Hilton – Pokies
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Angry Father Takes his Kid
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ANimal Sounds on Guitar
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Random INstagram Slut
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This Vape is Amazing
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E-Cigars to Puff on and Other E Cigs…SMOKE UP
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Margot Robbie – Slut at a Premiere
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Lindsay Vonn Bathing Suit
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Lohan Haggard at her Birthday Party
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Teresa Giudice in a Bikini
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Louisa Johnson in a Bikini
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Jillian Michaels in a Bikini
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Brooke Burke – bikini
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Shakira – Performing
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Claudia Jordan Hot Tits
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Petra Nemcova Tsunami Legs
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Hilary Duff – Fat Pregnant Dress
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Michelle Hunziker Bikini
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Rita Ora – Bikini Won’t End
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Hot Amateur Slut
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The Amateur Teen Compilation…
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Spread on the Bed
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Anita’s Nude Shoot
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Elizabeth Dunn – hot and naked in Jean Shorts
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Awesome Titty GIF
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Lesbians Being Lesbians
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Worst Cam Show in Russia
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German Clown Porn
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Anal Orgasm
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Daring Couple….of the Day
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Amateur Selfie Porn on the Plane
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2018

05

Jul

Hailey Baldwin, Jesus Freak in a Bikini in the Hamptons of the Day

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Fame whoring from every angle…

Before Bieber found god and became a weirdo about it, he was fucking an underage Hailey Baldwin before she got known as a hadid mooch…when she was just starting her Jenner shadowing….to learn the ropes of everything non-Christian she could be….

The only reason I know of Hailey Baldwin or that she was in the shadows of the Hadids and Jenners is because of Bieber….she was 16 at the time and he was banging her…and I know this because I know people who know people…

He went off to find god, she always had god in her life, but seemed to disrespect god, with her slutty behavior…that I don’t understand how she packages it and pretends to be a Christian…

Where’s her Mormon style bathing suit? Instead she’s tits out…

I get why she’d be with Bieber, it makes total sense they are all a little group of entitled cunts…being disgusting, materialistic freaks, who now rope religion into their lies…

It’s crazy.

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2018

05

Jul

Iskra Lawrence Fat Nip Slip of the Day

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Is Iskra Lawrence taking a bath or soaking in brine for the cookout?

She’s a scam, a model who couldn’t make it as a model, so she got herself fat to be accepted as a model in the plus sized world….making her a cultural appropriator…or bitch in a Fat Suit, doing Fat Face like it’s Black Face and the fat people believe her cuz she’s actually fat, and don’t realize it’s a role, like Russell Crowe playing that dude who ran Fox…

Either way….normalizing fat is bad for the world – it is what the man wants – to sell more chronic medications – to have a sick nation that doesn’t resist or progress – and all these people saying “look it’s ok to be fat”….are just fucking eating themselves to death….thinking it’s hot…when it’s not..

They will all fucking die prematurely….and this sexualization of the fat woman as more than just a sick fetish for a guy who had a fat mom…is fucked.

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2018

05

Jul

Katy Perry Tits Gut and Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Katy Perry in a bikini reminds me of seeing most 45 year olds who try to eat well, try to workout, but don’t quite succeed because they can’t resist the cake….or the fries…but hit the gym harder the next day…which means she’s not overly fat, but still gross.

She’s got a mom body, without being a mom, and has since she started and that makes little to no sense to anyone…but then again, Katy Perry, sent from hell to terrorize us, doesn’t make sense to me. Her limited song and dance talent just doesn’t make any fucking sense…and her success with one viral song turning into a career and super stardom also makes no sense…but it happened and it could be because of her tits…but I’ll say it’s devil dealings…her dad is a preacher you know…so he’s got that direct line to figure out ways to whore his daughter out to make her become THIS….whatever THIS sloppy mess may be…

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2018

05

Jul

Lea Michele Titty Selfie of the Day

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Lea Michele is really trying to convince you that she’s not a man…and I am starting to believe it…at least when she crops out that man face and focuses on tits we never knew she had..

She also likes to remind you that she’s engaged to a man, a real man, probably a gay man, or a man into trannies like so many men apparently are, but never admit..

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, one of my first jobs in porno was working for a distribution company where I was in the warehouse before they had me writing the porn descriptions…which is hilarious since I don’t know how to spell…or write but that paved the way to get me to this beautiful place called DrunkenStepfather that everyone is offended by.

I’d write things like “Hot Asian Sluts to get your Sushi Roll stiff with excitement. Not enough Wasabi in the world to make this movie any hotter”….and shit like that.

Well – Tranny Porn, and this was in 2001, was the biggest selling titles, before people even knew what a tranny was, before coed bathrooms, before Bruce Jenner…

So I assume it’s still a thing and Lea Michelle’s Zandy is one of those people…

Either way, shameless tit pic…Sure!

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Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2018

05

Jul

Lindsey Vonn Wet Bathing Suit of the Day

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Lindsey Vonn Ass and Hard Nipples in Wet Black Thong Bikini on Boat

Here’s some Lindsey Vonn all wet…

Your American hero…she’s packaged as being hot in all the media, while you know in your soul she’s pretty fucking masculine, like most skier chicks, or Olympic chicks, who are trying to win medals, and sure fitness is great for longevity, it’s not that great for eroticism…unless you’re fucking weirdos…which you are..

I am not against seeing anything wet in a bathing suit, hard nipples, vaginas basically exposed…it’s shit I jerk off to….or get hard to when sitting at the public pool…or wish I could get hard to and question why I am not getting hard to it….

I am just saying…I get why all the black dudes like her…and why she likes the black dudes…who fill her up…the way she likes it the only way she feels anything!

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Posted in:Lindsey Vonn|SFW