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2018

06

Jul

Ariel Winter Ass in Shorts of the Day

Ariel Winter is into Ass Play, at least that’s what I gather from her boyfriend grabbing her ass in these instagram pics, but more interestingly, or not interesting at all, she’s pulling her short shorts up into her ass, to feel it up against her asshole, because either she likes the feeling, or she has an itch from not wiping properly thanks to being so fucking fat…

It’s nice to see the child star is so versatile, from showing off tits, cutting off tits, being fat as fuck, and having her tits grow back…to now bringing her ass into the mix….

I know she’s dabbled with this before, and shouldn’t have, but did…and now I guess it’s a thing…which makes sense because if I was to describe her or give her a pronoun like the college kids like doing now, it’d be THING….

What is that thing, look at that thing, poor thing, her parents sold her to entertainment and she’s doomed…cuz she didn’t grow up to be cute. But there will always be MOOCHES willing to spend her money and live in her house in exchange for fucking her and telling her she’s great.

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2018

06

Jul

Mandy Rose Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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I think the WWE run like a porn company…and really targets the same lame dude who falls into man on man soap operas…fighting with each other….

It’s trashy, it’s American, it’s blue collar and the people into it…are fucking into it…

They figured out if they invest money into some dumb twat that looks like a porn chick, that is totally replaceable, and who historically, based on all the other sluts before her, will let her “celebrity” get to her head and fuck off on contract re-negotiations to go do her own thing…cuz she forgets what the power of her owners actually is….they can make the WWE less gay….

So even when she gets used to her place, and forgets the day they first hired her where she screamed at herself in the mirror saying “OMG OMG OMG THIS IS IT”….you know before the pro athlete and rich guy boyfriends…back when her other option was to be a cocktail waitress…..or stripper…or porn chick…..they’ll have other trashy all Americans to move in…and she’ll end up dying like Chyna….

I guess what I am saying is that we’ve seen this kind of person before, and where’s the fucking sex tape….live up to your tits girl…

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Posted in:Mandy Rose|SFW

2018

06

Jul

Nicki Minaj Beached Whale Topless of the Day

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I think Nicki Minaj has her tit fully out in this weird mermaid photoshoot that I don’t fully understand because I was always taught that black people hated the water…not in a racist statement but in a generalized cultural observation I’ve heard over the years…which I guess is the definition of racism…but without cultural generalizations how do the social Justice warriors know what to yell at white people for culturally appropriating…

It’s all too confusing, but what isn’t confusing is how bad I want to see a wave take this bitch out to sea…give her the proper viking funeral she deserves…

I guess it’s appropriate for her to be in the surf…since she’s a fucking wave jacker and nothing about her is original…but where’s the fucking shark attack when you need it…

Posted in:Nicki Minaj|SFW

2018

06

Jul

Charlotte McKinney in a Bikini of the Day

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As much as I make mild fun of Charlotte McKinney, I appreciate that she knows what she’s good for. I appreciate that she knows that her natural tits are what people want to see and so she lets us see them. I appreciate that despite not being famous, she managed to get on Dancing with the Stars, that’s a super fucking troll I’ve never mastered, so whether she’s useless, or her strategy is weak, or her attempt to target women lame, or the fact she’s getting older a fact, she’s still go big tits, she still exists, and has made a name for herself with those tits, and that’s all you can really ask for from some Rich Florida girl with a dad who tax evades thanks to being a Bahamian citizen.

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2018

06

Jul

Chloe Sevigny Hipster Fashion Shoot of the Day

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Chloe Sevigny was an it girl. People loved her. They fashion world loved her….she was edgy, and “cool”…acting like she didn’t give a fuck…weird enough to almost seem authentic…and most importantly, the girl who got AIDS in KIDS…

Obviosuly, I never found her that hot, except when she had AIDS in Kids, but I do prefer her when she takes progressive steps as an artist by sucking dick in a mainstream movie, called Brown Bunny, because actors need to start actually fucking in movies, they get paid too much to fake the sex, especially in this porn filled world….

But I never disliked her…and she’s still at it at 40 something…and is still more interesting than her Kids costar Rosario Dawson…which is what matters to me..

This is weird, quirky, interesting, fun…who knows…but it’s good.

Posted in:Chloe Sevigny|SFW

2018

06

Jul

Devon Lee Carlson is a Carpenter of the Day

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Devon Lee Carlson is some kind of carpenter or handyman in this themed shoot using props that remind me of a late 90s shoot and that makes me happy to see…because I’ve always liked obscurity in my photoshoots, you know weird things in photoshoots, that make you wonder why there’s a half naked girl in that pic, or why there’s that prop in the pic, or why the half naked girl is with tool belt…

I don’t like seeing photoshoots on instagram where girls pose serious, like they are actual models, like they are serious in their look at the camera doing their best model impression…in lingerie…softly lit…in hotel rooms…in showers…it’s just lame as fuck

But throw some construction boots and a hard had on a bitch..and we’re in fucking business….just look at Devon Lee Carlson…whoever the fuck that is.

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2018

06

Jul

Kara Del Toro Is Hot in a Red Bikini of the Day

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I still don’t know who Kara Del Toro….but I will assume she’s Benicio Del Toro’s daughter, who with his last name and her trust fund has been able to make it in American thanks to being half naked, in bikini and hot…

She is hot…and I guess whether she’s a rich kid, a celebrity’s kid, a thirsty attention seeker who gets half naked, she’s doing the best thing she could be doing with that body and that is showing it off..

If we can learn anything from Em Rat Cow and her massive tits that went viral thanks to a slutty music video, it’s that brands will pay you 300k to basically do nothing but be Rat Cow…despite having a bunch of pervs who like tits following you…they throw the cash at you…and I guess Del Toro is on that hustle…which makes sense to me.

If you’re a hot girl and you’re not faking your way through instagram…you’re an idiot.

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2018

06

Jul

Hilary Duff Ready to Drop Bikini Selfie of the Day

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Hilary Duff, who has had multiple boyfriends the last two years, that she even brought into the public during her single mom divorce hustle, has clearly decided on one of the dudes, you can tell by her gut…she’s all pregnant and shit, carrying some kind of parasite in her womb, being a statistic of two babies with two daddies, but rich and famous, and good for the dude…who I guess we can all view as some kind of K-Fed..

Getting up in that Lizze Maguire pussy fire…

I don’t know what that means but it rhymes….

Celebrate love…..from the rich woman who used to fuck her trainer….and good financial decisions for the dude…

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2018

06

Jul

Padma Lakshmi Old Gold Digger in a Bikini of the Day

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…

Padma Lakshmi is in a bikini because I guess she was trying to be sexy for some new billionaire she’s trying to make her daddy….with tits that billionaires have liked in the past, and that she’s hoping that new billionaires think are worth cumming to…..and paying out….

Not that she’s young enough to get knocked up again, since this bitch is old…but there’s always modern science that allows magic to happen…like with Brigitte Nielsen, who I doubt ever had a vagina…

This Padma plays smart and strategic in her manipulation of rich guys…acts like she’s on their level and manipulates them in like she’s Amber Heard…

But as far as I know, she is most famously known as being a sugar baby. Seducing old billionaires.

She’s so dark, not just in color, but in this hustle…

The craziest of her antics was that she pretended the baby she is carrying from one billionaire who was dying of cancer – when it actually belonged to another billionaire….only to ensure that baby – who wasn’t even that billionaire’s baby – gets the fucking billion dollar inheritance…despite already having a billion dollar inheritance from the actual biological father…when he dies…

DOUBLE FUCKING DOWN…DIRTY….but brilliant if men are that fucking stupid…I mean get it girl.

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2018

06

Jul

Rosie Hungtington Whitely’s Racy Lingerie of the Day

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I never know how to write this White Bitch’s name, but I know she’s white, old, a mom and still hot…not that these are recent pics of her, I can’t be too sure of anything anymore…I just know that she’s been getting naked for a long fucking time and when it comes to modeling, that’s what matters.

I also know she dates rich action stars who are bald…that bald guys appreciate and love because he’s bald…thinking she’s a bald fetishists and not into fame and money…but we’ll let the bald dudes have that, they have it bad enough as it is…and anything to give them hope is a good thing.