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2018

05

Jul

Nina Agdal Fourth of July Bikini of the Day

Nina Agdal living the Work Visa Dream….

America made all her dreams come true, and it allowed her to be the Sugar Baby who only fucks rich people and A-List celebrities that she became.

The lazy Bikini model based in Miami….who is actually retarded looking and very fucking large…

Who at 30 is still doing her best to matter, to stay relevant to exist….and she’s doing it by celebrating your country that has been so good to her…and that has allowed her to be whatever the fuck she is….

From Sports Illustrated to Instagram…living the dream….

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2018

05

Jul

Sarah Hyland Bikini & Nip Slip of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is very creepy and it may have to do with her Genetic disorder…that resulted in her getting organ transplants…because you know it’s not typical of a woman to need organ transplants and it usually happens when someone is fucking weirdly designed or with terrible disease…which could explain why she looks so small, week and bobble-head like….

I like that she’s found social media to be a place that she can really blossom and express herself to her fans, and she has fans, thanks to being on a hit show…because like all women who express themselves the content becomes pretty half naked…

Bikinis, workouts, naked in bed with her boyfriend…it’s just constant and amazing, whether you’re into her little frame or not…or into how creepy she looks or not…because at least she’s not fat.

Here is her nip slip..i think..

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2018

05

Jul

Mila Kunis Looking Slutty in Cosmo’s “Hot Sex Skills” Issue of the Day

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Mila Kunis, mom of Two, with the worst possible dude ever, trying to keep the dream alive…of being hot…

I miss the Mila Kunis who dated that Home ALone Culkin for what must have been 20 fucking years…because it made her seem a little more interesting, maybe a little creepy because she clearly had a fetish or crush on him growing up in Eastern Europe…watching the American media that was smuggled to her..

Now she’s old mom Mila who married a Kutcher because he’s fucking rich as fuck after that 70s show do to strategic investing and good timing and not necessarily genius….but who can debate that he’s not genius when he’s rich…

I think it was a cop out for her to run back to her high school crush, but I guess they had been through so much together, like each dating very weird people long term before finding each other again…like BFFs…who understand each other because they were on set with each other as part of the phenom that was their show..and here she is looking long and lean, despite being short and old…

She’s been hot, still hot maybe, but anyone that puts Kutcher sperm in her or him is the fucking worst whether they look good or not….all I see is his Kutcher face….

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2018

05

Jul

Julianna Hough’s Ass in Leggings for America of the DAy

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Julianna Hough has been Fucked by Ryan Seacrest

When I look at this now married, once mormon, probably fucked her brother’s ass in a pair of leggings..I think of all the wonderful anal sex she’s had..knowing that Seacrest is gay, that her brother wouldn’t want to get her pregnant, that mormons like to keep virginity….anal all the fucking way….then couple that with her professional dance, but not a stripper dance…and her athleticism and strength and know…that she can handle a dick in her ass…if anything she’ll bounce up on it like it’s a music video…

And that alone is magical…but not really, because who fucking cares about Julianne Hough…

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2018

05

Jul

Fame Whoring for America Because July 4th is a Good Excuse to Fame Whore of the Day

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As far as I’m concerned, this is the American Dream…

Being a famewhore on the internet that the paparazzi have decided you’re relevant enough to have your picture taken in themed photoshoots just because they are desperate for content to sell pics…and these famewhores aren’t even that creative in what they do but know if they post theme pics the fame will possibly grow…rather than just ignoring the opportunity to get posted about…

It’s silly, especially since there are girls on instagram who are actually young and hot doing their own version of the famewhore for July 4th….who have more following and more celebrity in their eco system…but the paparazzi is dated and only take pics of nobodies no one cares about..

Weird.

Alicia Arden – Not a Celeb – But a Famewhore and that Counts….

Arianny Celeste Still Exists…for America

Anna Braga – 50 Year Old Sex Worker

Allison Stokke – Pole Rider

Nadeea Volianova – Whatever the Fuck THis Is…

Blanca Blanco in a Bikini

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Posted in:Features|SFW

2018

05

Jul

Jamie King in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Jamie King is in a bathing suit.

She’s a 40 year old model…who mattered when she was 18…and got naked before everyone got naked.

She’s now a 40 year old model…who we don’t need to see in a bathing suit, her old face lookin’ at us…like it’s trying to seduce us…

Maybe at 18, 3 fucking decades ago, this model look was a thing…and when an 18 year old is doing it…it’s like YES>..

But at 40….it’s fucking awkward as fuck…yet she’s doing it…because that’s how shamelessness works.

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2018

05

Jul

Girl VS Fire Extinguisher – The Best Video Ever and Other Videos of the Day

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Ridiculous Car Art

Russian Girl Sex Offends a Korean Reporter

I hate Fireworks Fail Videos

Road Rage in Florida

Woman Escorted Out of Restaurant with Knife in Head…

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2018

05

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Did you like your little fire works show last night?

Do you feel proud of how drunk you got?

Did you see any drunk trash flash their tits?

Did you get Laid?

I hope you didn’t do any #metoo #rapeculture things…can I say that on the internet or will it offend all you pussies who can’t get pussy….but I’ll assume you sat on your computer and clicked links…so here are so more links you fucking nerd…with no friends…

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Antifa Gets Knocked Out….
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Physicians Grade CBD Is Top Quality CBD that Can Help You Win at Life…
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Nikki Mudarris Big Cleavage….
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Puppies Grooming Dance….
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Chance the Rapper Proposes!!
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American Flag Dance….
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Weinstein Still in Business…
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The Silent Window….
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Birds VS Chick….
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Tyra Banks Sells Sex Home
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Vanessa Hudgens – Slutty
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Penelope Cruz – Hot Hot
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This Vape is Amazing
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E-Cigars to Puff on and Other E Cigs…SMOKE UP
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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2018

04

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I have been drinking in a trailer park with a bunch of people from South Carolina celebrating America Today….

Two of the fat women had some of the biggest southern tits ever, probably fake and I’ve been staring at them the entire day, in theri bikinis, despite their bellies, thinking…God Bless America…there’s no need to make it great again…it’s already pretty perfect…

What there is a need to make great again…is this damn site..cuz the better it is…the more nudes we all get to celebrate under like they were some fireworks…and not the kind that blow your damn hand off…

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Salma Hayek and Eiza Gonzalez – Compared…
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Dude Eats 72 Hot Dogs
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Bird Chases Woman During Selfies
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Slutty Brazilian Singer
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Andy Dick – Still in Trouble
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The Dark Side of Body Building
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Naomi Campbell – Nip Slip
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Bella Hadid See Through in a Tank Top
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Dude Figures Out the Walt Disney Logo
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Sluts at the Dirt Shark Event
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White Man Vs Black Woman in His APartment Complex
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Cop Takes a Nap
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In Case You Missed it – Physicians Grade CBD To Make Your Life Better
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Vape of the Day
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Get Yourself Some E-Cigars to Puff on and Fuck Your Intern With….
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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Micaela Schafer – Still Has Heart Nipples and is Still Naked
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Jordana Brewster in a Tank Top…
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Katy Perry Bathing Suit
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Lohan’s Titties Out in a Dress for her birthday Looking Old as Fuck
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Eiza Gonzales Hot in a Tube Top
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Eugenie Bouchard Tennis Porn
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McCord Sisters – Slutty
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Farrah Abraham – Hot in a Bikini
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Keira Knightley Slutty in Interview Magazine Many years Ago
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Kate Bosworth is a Babe
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From stepSMUT!!

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Today’s Hot as Fuck Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Hot Girl Who Posts Nude Pics on her Tumblr
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Unshaven – The Gallery
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Girl Fucks a Cop in His Cop Car – For Real
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Huge Tits and a Fruit Platter
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Just Some Girls Licking Each Other’s Buttholes
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Just Some Girl Spreading Her Ass
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Naked Pussy Spread on the Beach
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THe Caught Compilation
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Three Naked Babes Together
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Busty Chick Gets Naked on a THrone
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Babe in Bed…
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Hot Amateur of the Day
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Naked Bitch with an American Flag – Living the Dream
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Rat Cow in a Bikini
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Hot World Cup Soccer Fans
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Ella Knox Big Tits
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German Mom and Daughter – Sexy TIme
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Brazilian Girl Walking Naked on the Streets
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Kiki in the Red Dress Flashing Her Ass
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Naked Russian in a Squat
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Granny Watching Porn on her Iphone
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The Thre Ways Day Drinking End
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Making Fun of Cutters
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Sucking her Big Boobs
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Slutty Selfies!
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2018

04

Jul

Rita Ora Still a Whore Showing Off her Pussy in a White Bikini of the Day

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Rita Ora is showing her friends her pussy in her white bikini bottom, because that’s the kind of whore she is…but this is the fourth of July and we already knew that..

What this is about is the American Dream…some British woman was able to fuck a Kardashian and land a record deal in America…get her Work Visa and attend every fucking American event she could…allowing her to get a name, a presence, a celebrity and an existence…because that was her dream..

She now is officially famous, with songs on the Chart and people in America are starting to notice her and not thing she’s Kelly Osbourne..

She’s rich, living the good life internationally, but that’s all because she moved to America and lived that American Dream..

It’s the Fourth of July…get off the damn computer punk.