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2018

24

Jul

Marisa Papen Hot Bush of the Day

Marisa Papen is some performance artist, nude model, who was naked on instagram and got a following for it, back before everyone was nude on instagram, when you got deleted for being nude on instagram, before instagram pulled back on policing content produced by women seeking attention, because they didn’t want to be called out as oppressive patriarchy or anti-feminist, like let these women on the platform be whores the way nature intended them to be, because there’s not much difference between a nude shoot and a bikini shoot for attention…

The point of the story is that she’s gone onto continue her nude modeling, outside of instagram and I don’t know if she gets paid to do this, or if it is inspired from a higher level, higher purpose, higher intensity…without a need for your simplistic mechanisms of measurement like cash money…

Good pussy bush though, ,I love that shit….

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2018

24

Jul

Jennifer Lopez Hard Nipples of the Day

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You know, as well as I know that Jennifer Lopez took 45 pictures of this post, that she may have even iced her mom nipples while taking this slutty selfie like she’s some kind of instagrammer who isn’t in her 50s, trying to give the fans some exciting J.Lo content, proving she’s still got it, because I guess this is still having it, now with more tits than when she was a tyrant starting out, thanks to whatever work she’s had done, diet and exercise and her kids sucking the fuck out of her nipples so use that to your advantage..

It’s easy to hate J.Lo, but harder to hate on her for posting Gym Selfies, it’s what all the attention seekers do, and even at an old age with a pile of money her ego won’t let her take a break…she’s so thirsty and hungry for more people saying she’s hot…and you have to wonder what went wrong in her childhood that with all she’s done and made scamming, that she’s still wants more….never satisfied….even in her old as fuck age…and I guess that keeps her whorin’.

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2018

24

Jul

Stella Hudgens and her “I have a Famous Sister” Tits of the Day

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The more interesting character than the celebrity daughter, is the celebrity sister, because they were raised in the same household as the celebrity, but weren’t as important or good at earning as the celebrity, but they got to ride the celebrity wave with great gifts, hand me downs and plus one trips all without having to do any of the work….so you could just leverage that sister, get all you wanted from anyone because of that sister, and that is the best kind of mooch, even if deep down they wish they were the sister, and end up showing off tit pics for attention to speak to their own audience that they have only because of the sister….

It’s a weird having made it without doing anything, while feeling inadequate about your place in the world, that always ends with some level of slutty….I’m a fan.

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2018

24

Jul

Nicole Scherzinger Pressure Washing her Pussy of the Day

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There comes a time in every famous woman, who may have been born a man, something we’ve deducted from years of watching her do her queer little slut dances, whilst rocking a hard face and hard body, when they need to use a pressure washer, you know a little high powered, steady stream…on her pussy to either re-open the fuck hole the doctor build her, or break the flaps that are growing back together apart, or maybe just take off that first layer of skin like some spa treament exfoliation because the top layer’s gone gangrenous….and you got to get it off..

Or maybe, that pussy just stanks…

I don’t know but it makes for an interesting thing to watch someone do for the paparazzi, treating that pussy like an old deck or a Garage floor…a fetish to some I’m sure.

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2018

24

Jul

Liz Hurley Old Lady Tits of the Day

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Liz Hurley is into showing off her tits in a bikini, because I guess this is the aging process, get it in well before it’s too late to have people jerk off to you, so that you feel like you still matter, like you still exist, like you are doing your part…all while getting great feedback for it, and even selling bikini because of it, always monetizing the tits….something we can’t really hate on…since we like tits and the women who have them….even if we don’t like the women themselves…we appreciate them as the host bodies they are…

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2018

24

Jul

Kimberley Garner’s Ass Eating Shorts of the Day

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We may not fully know who Kim Garner is or what Kim Garner does, but I’ve told you before and I will tell you again, the most important Kim Garner fact you need to know is not that she’s Jennifer Garner’s cousin, or sister, or daughter from a previous marriage…it’s that she followed me on twitter accidentally in her famewhoring….only to block me hours later but I will never forget that moment…

She’s not that hot, she’s not that interesting, she’s from the UK reality show Made in Chelsea that casts pretty much everyone and that establishes a following for these people, and she’s managed to use that access to get to the USA where she does whatever she does, trying to be the next Kelly Brook maybe, all with her tits out….and ass eating her shorts…and there’s nothing wrong with that…her body is great…

Kimberley Garner Tits in Nude Shirt and Ass hanging out of her shorts

Here’s her ass eating a white swimsuit..floss

Kimberley Garner Tits and ASs Tight Wet White Swimsuit

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2018

24

Jul

Charisma Carpenter Has it ALl Figured Out of the Day

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I don’t have all the answers, I am not a scientist, but I do know when you’re Charisma Carpenter, posting crotch shots on the internet is a good strategy to stay around…

Forgotten from the days of Buffy even after doing Playboy when it mattered, always an exhbitionist, continuing it into her old age…not a terrible thing, not a great thing either, but a thing none the less…

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2018

24

Jul

Jada Pinkett Smith Instathot Bikini Selfie of the Day

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Will Smith’s wife, or beard, depending on how you want to look at it, who may or may not be in an open relationship with him, who has told the world she has the vagina of a 15 year old, whatever that fucking means, which I have taken upon myself to interpret as tight, trimmed, and not mangled like the mom she is, but that I assume is a figure of speech and not from first hand research on what 15 year old vaginas look like, through her daughter and her daughter’s friends, like rich people would do because they are weird..

Well, Will Smith had turned to social media and had a feed worth watching, I thought it was well done, and I guess his wife and partner is jumping on board with her own rendition of what the people post on social…tits out in a bikini for attention, because even when you’re too old you’re not too old…

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2018

24

Jul

Sophia Lieberman Nude Enough Shoot of the Day

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Sophia Lieberman’s bio is “You’ll remember me someday”…meaning she’s just out there trying to go grow her modeling career and her celebrity through nude photoshoots and other lifestyle blogging as these people do…which isn’t actual blogging, but I guess could be seen as blogging, since they are documenting their lives and interjecting it with bullshit nonsense opinions that don’t matter, to sort of pad and buffer the nude shoots, so they don’t seem super shameless and attention seeking, even though we get it from her bio of “You’ll remember me someday”….we get it.

I don’t get why she’s only got 3,000 followers….

I do get that she’s far hotter than the S. Lieberman I once knew who was my accountant many years ago….an old man who smelled of brisket and dill pickels…maybe a relative of these tits…WHO KNOWS…

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2018

24

Jul

Courtney Stodden Naked of the Day

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Courtney Stodden is one of the weirder personalities to come out of the whole tabloid internet bullshit….partially because she was written about so much before the sex tape…but forgotten so hard 5 minutes after being written about…because I guess people liked the child bride storyline of an underage wife, which if she as really an underage wife, people would be getting arrested, but they don’t like them when they turn into clown tit rocking weirdos….I think she even had a reality show and was on TV…and it really wasn’t that long ago…while the rest of us have never been on TV..proving just how special her whorin’ is….

I dig it.

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