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Heather Graham’s Old Flat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Em Rata Gets Called Out for Being a Titty Whore of the Day

Brie Larson in the Great Outdoors of the Day

Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day

2018

Jul

Elsa Hosk Erotica of the Day

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The Victoria’s Secret girls get paid bonuses, or part of their contract is based on their social media accounts…so they all have to turn to their instagram and whore the fuck down…using the basic tactics that all girls use to get follows…from Sally at the Starbucks who posts her bikini pics…to the top tier celebrities you know and hate…but appreciate their tits…it’s all a bunch of self involved assholes being slutty as fuck and I guess for people like us…we’re just on the receiving end…absorbed in this…getting sucked in by it…having it shoved down our damn throats over and over and over…eventually making some dudes crack and become sex offenders and others crack and become INCELs…who hate themselves cuz they can’t fuck girls like Elsa Hosk despite all the masturbation material she feeds them in her whoring.

I can’t imagine this being good for society…but it’s good to remind yourself that girls in bikinis are hot…whether paid for by mall brands or not..

The nice thing about Elsa Hosk other than the whoring is that she’s hot.

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2018

Jul

Olga De Mar Naked “Model” On the Internet of the Day

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Olga is one of the least attractive names when you hear it…it’s like Olga…and you can’t help but think of an old Eastern European fat woman with a lot of body hair…making BORSCHT in the kitchen on a camp burner…because they have no running water – Communism.

But when it’s put on a girl who looks like this Olga De Mar, who I’ve never heard of before today, it becomes a whole cultural experience that involves buying women from the Eastern Europe who want that American Dream life…and are so desperate they sex work they way to get it…by getting naked and marrying old rich fat guys…

Who knows what this Olga De Mar’s story is, maybe she’s American already and I’m a racist pre-judging white people..

Is she a model, is she just a naked chick, is she a stripper or a bottle service girl…I don’t have the answers…I am not a prophet..I just see tits…

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2018

Jul

Aubrey O’Day Pussy Print of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day is hilarious on her quest to be an instagrammer

What the hell is this angle, and why do I like it so much…

It’s pussy forward on some plastic as plastic as they get woman that no one even remembers or cares about….but she’s taken it upon herself and fully decided it’s time to make noise again, in one last hurrah or something that I’ll never understand when I see these women do it, but that all these women do it, like they are all built and programmed to be sexualized porn chicks…and if they aren’t buillt to be sexualized porn chicks, they sure as fuck try to overcompensate with fitness, gym, plastic surgery, hair and make-up a whole lot of ridiculousness…that Aubrey O’Day has figured out is the best way for her to market herself…clearly..

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2018

Jul

Emmy Rossum Topless of the Day

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Emmy Rossum is trying to be playful in her topless state of undress because thats what you do on social media…

I guess she’s forgotten that we’ve all seen her simulate sex topless on Shameless so why the fuck be coy about it…if anything I am fucking offended by her, as I have been for many years and I don’t entirely know why…since I don’t actually care about her or her story…maybe it’s cuz I can tell she’s a fucking phony, cocktease who only gets naked on TV because it was her only job option and does it without actually wanting to do it…tapping into some inner whore that barely exists…even if all women are whores…or who pretends she’s not the girl she plays because she’s an “actress” and the whole thing is a fucking lie..

Like show us your damn tits or don’t…none of this halfway shit…you garbage piece of shit.

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2018

Jul

Ariel Winter Spreads her Legs of the Day

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Ariel Winter spread her pussy in the gym – while pretending to go to the gym – because it makes for a good instagram whoring opportunity and it likely has something to do with her Modern Family Contract that she gets paid pretty hefty for – as they don’t want some fat bitch with a gunt walking around the set and eating all the craft services cakes like Ariel Winter has for a long time doing the show…allowing her to grow into this hormonally fucked up young monster…

Point being is that I am not buying this, but I wouldn’t mind being at the gym with her this, because i assume her spread legs smell like baked goods, or TEXAS BBQ….and I don’t even know if she’s from texas, I just know 12 hour smoked brisket…and I think she does too…

I don’t know why she keeps up the lie, I guess she’s got nothing better to do..but we can tell the GYM isn’t working for her….but I guess it works for her social media…

Ariel Winter is finally back at the gym

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2018

Jul

Rita Ora Pussy Print of the Day

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Rita Ora has figured out her angles…Pussy Forward in a skimpy bathing suit bottom…

I know, you’d think she’d be more about her big, and I’ll admit, fantastic tits, but why do that when you can try to make yourself look more seductive and lean…when your tits tell another story…

I guess what this has taught me as a person, to make me a better man, is that Rita Ora despite being a great set of tits, is so much more than that…as a human, as an artist, as a celebrity, as an overpaid puppet….and she proves that with her CUNT….a cunt that has probably opened many doors for her, because Chivalry is not dead, even when those doors are figurative doors like career advancement and not literal doors..like when you’re at the mall and that nice old guy lets you in so he can check out your ass…I am that old guy….a real gentleman…but that’s not that point…the point is…good Job Rita Ora…

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2018

Jul

Katharine McPhee Tits and Crotch Shot of the Day

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Nothing like seeing an American Idol girl spreading her crotch for the people, like some kind of harlot, especially when knowing for a fact that she’s had vagina reconstruction, there are pics of the “healing” but more interesting, or less interestingly….she fucks a 70 year old man….something that may leave her feeling unfulfilled but it’s a good strategy for her music career, since he’s some major executive and producer, a legend really, the man who created some of the Greatest 80s love songs…who has also fucked Bruce Jenner’s wife and Gigi Hadid’s mom…a man…who now fucks this sugar baby in the weirdest form of a sugar baby since she’s already famous..but I guess Daddy Issues and climbing ladders don’t discriminate.

That shit applies to all Vaginas…

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2018

Jul

Doctor Hammering Naked Woman and Other Videos of the Day

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Truck VS Corvette

Racist White Woman on the Bus…Who The Fuck Takes the Bus?

Traffic Sign Takes Out a Woman

Leaking Oil Tanker in LAgos

Largest Fake Breasts in Britain

Beyonce Rescue

Cable Divider in Iceland Working

Beer Drinking Monkey

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2018

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My favorite thing about these co-ed bathrooms is realizing how fucking disgusting women are in public bathrooms…

I never really had the opportunity to fully take it in, because every time I went into a women’s bathroom, the bar bouncer would violently kick me out…

But now…I get to see shit smeared on the seat, tampons, pads, and last night…there was a fucking shit on the floor…a woman shit…because I could tell how dainty it was….

Thank you progressive liberals for allowing me the chance to experience this so that I can think about public bathrooms every time I go down on a bitch…

Here are some morning links…

Mama June Boudoir Shots are Terrifying
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Dude Hanging On the Back of a Moving Car
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Merging Scooter Meets car
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Plastic Looking Bitch of the Day
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Hailee Steinfeld’s Bra
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Do You Care about Pete’s Dick
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Does Anyone Else Jerk Off to Roseanne?
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Bull Knocks Himself Out in Running of the Bulls. I hate the Running of the Bulls
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Nasty Freeway Crash…
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Babe and her Dildo
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Get Yourself Some E-Cigars to Puff on and Fuck Your Intern With….
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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2018

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I have spent at least 4 hours today staring at a tight young bodied girl in a yellow tank top with no bra. Her nipples visible…and for some reason unaware that I’ve been staring at her for 4 hours. I first saw her in the park when I was trying to look through the privacy gate at the public pool. I don’t have a memebership for the pool, it’s too expensive, but I like to take inventory of the talent…and I casually had the same errands to run as her…from Starbucks, to the grocery store, to the bank where I had no money to pretend to take out to impress her with, but that I felt I needed to go to…all on Canada Day…a national Holiday…which to me was celebrated with my own kind of fireworks…

It always amazes me to see how youthful I get, how ailments just roll off my back, when I’m in the presence of hot girls with sheer tops…

It’s some evangelical magic…a religious experience…Christmas in July…who knows but I do know it’s amazing…

But not as amazing as the Newsletter

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Here are some stepLINKS….

Jessica Simpson Spends 100k on Postmates
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Chrissy Metz – The VERY Fat This is Us Actress – Like VERY Fat – Proves what you already knew…that is that black dudes like her in her bathing suit
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Rat Cow Bikini
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Awkward Phone Calls in the Drive Thru Prank
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Fungus Found in Fruit Juice – the Video
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Roseanne Coming Back to TV
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Amber Heard – Braless
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Close Call – Lightning Strike
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Lebron James Gets Paid A Lot of Money
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Barge hits Dock in Florida
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Pete Davidson has a 10 Inch Dick – Ariana Grande a Tight Pussy
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The Lady Who Wants More Cheese at Taco Bell is Amazing
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Lauren E Hubbard Tits in a Pink Bikini
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Weinstein May Get Life in Prison
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Hailey Baldwin Dates Justin Beiber because of God…They Even Fuck in the Church
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Japanese Rocket Fail
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Don’t Date John Mayer – if You’re a Woman in Hollywood – But You’re Not – So This is the Dumbest Warning Ever Published
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People Rescue a Man After Car Wreck
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Beyonce Almost Died in Concert…
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Russian Truck Fail
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Slutty Dresses at Paris Fashion Week
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Get Yourself Some E-Cigars to Puff on and Fuck Your Intern With….
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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Rat Cow in a Bikini – Whoring
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Katy Perry in a Bathing Suit
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Lily Rose Depp at the Airport
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Chloe Grace Moretz Legs in Paris
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Chrissy Brikley and her Daughters
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Hailey Steinfeld Slutty in Concert
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Viga Guerra – Still Exists – Still a Whore
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Sofia Bush in her Bike Shorts
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Selena Gomez – Weird Looking
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Sarah Hyland Muscular
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Paris Jackson Hot in Sweat Pants
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Olivia Culpo – Whoring
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Today’s Hot as Fuck Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Some Sex on the Beach…
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Public Pussy Rub of the Day
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Big Boobs Doing Big Boob Things
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Ella Knox Strips by the Window
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Veronica is the MILF of the Day
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Kylie Johnson Nude in the Bath
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Jenny Q and her Hot Fit Body
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Allie Rae Hot in Red Lingerie
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Alien Autopsy a Porn Parody
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Sex on the Beach
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Girl Pulls Tit Out During Car Review
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Sex on the Beach – Again
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