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Jessel Pena is the Instagram Of The Day

Heather Graham’s Old Flat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Em Rata Gets Called Out for Being a Titty Whore of the Day

Brie Larson in the Great Outdoors of the Day

Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day

2018

Jul

Skinny and Useless Gigi Hadid Fucks the Jetski of the Day

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Gigi Hadid is the American dream. She proves that money buys you fame, and fame buys you respect, and gets you more fame through jobs you don’t deserve but that you get cuz you’re a spoiled brat who gets what she wants…

From humping a jet ski with her skinny ass…to walking designer fashion shows…all thanks to social media following…all while being a first generation American…

The American dream…

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2018

Jul

Courtney Stodden is Perfect of the Day

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It’s Fourth of July….Courtney Stodden is in a bikini showing off her clown tits….Living the American Dream…this is what it is all about people…pretend to be a child bride…remain slutty…people will look, they won’t care – but they’ll look…and that is America.

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2018

Jul

Angry Topless Woman and Other Videos of the Day

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Disturbing video of the Day

Twerk Fail for the Fourth of July

Dance Party of the Day

Sexy MOSQUE Dance

Silent Dispute Over Bus Window

Woman’s Dog Stuck in her Vagina

Teen Shoots CCTV Camera

Superman Flies into Nuclear Plant

Don’t Cut Off Cement Trucks

Man and Child Get Separated

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2018

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It is the fourth of July…where are all the galleries of sluts in bikinis…or drunk sluts at pool parties lighting off fireworks while sucking on hot dogs and cotton candy or whatever it is you Americans do…

I don’t leave my couch, but I can live this moment with all of you…freedom fighters…

I left the house for a minute and saw at least 3 different groups of girls in full weird matching outfits that they clearly put together for the social media…posing for various instagram husbands…so much whore content out there…too much for just one man to handle…

Some morning links..

Do You Remember Taylor Swift’s 4th of July Bikini Party 3 Years Ago…
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How to Open a Can of Beer on the 4th
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Fourth of July Timelapse from 2 Years ago
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Hot Slut of the Day
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Sexy Sibling Showdown
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Fat Actress Complaining About Being Fat
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Here’s some Filipino in an American Flag Bikini – The Least Exciting Bikini Pic You’ll See Today
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In Case You Missed it – Physicians Grade CBD To Make Your Life Better
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Vape of the Day
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Get Yourself Some E-Cigars to Puff on and Fuck Your Intern With….
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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2018

Jul

Nina Agdal Garbage Butt Shot of the Day

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Nina Agdal is living the American Dream…from Denmark, where she was seen as a retarded person, because of her big head, she was able to get fit and show off her body in bikini for the Sports Illustrated people, and they liked her, felt sorry for her, and gave her work because of inclusivity – retards with hot bodies shouldn’t be neglected the same rights as non retards…even in bikini modeling…it’s the American way…everyone is equal…if they are white…and hot and rich

She went on to date rich guys, celebrities, and now some rich Christie Brinkley son…where she jumps on boats and hides her retard face like she should – mainly cuz she’s old..

I just wonder if she chronically masturbates like a retard, I had to work in a high school program helping retards, and they would all masturbate all the time…she looks like the type…it’s probably how she got her work visa

Living the American Dream

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2018

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s the eve of the most special event in the history of events…..Independence Day…and I may be a Canadian with no real ties to the USA, other than a possible father who I never met, who knocked up my Mexican prostitute mother before I was shipped off to Canada to some foster home run by Christians…but I do know that the USA is the greatest place in America….

I also know that it’s an excuse for ever slutty girl and her sister, mom, cousin and tranny neighbor to post the most provocative cliche bullshit American themed bikini photo….in various poses they’ve learned from other instagram girls who have learned them from strippers…who learned them from porn stars…and there’s no need to be MAGA….it’s already pretty fucking great…if you like slutty girls with hormone in food jacked up tits…being sluts to get paid…which we do..

GOD BLESS AMERICA….even if there is no GOD…

Goodnight…and to a better tomorrow…..

Here are some stepLINKS

We Hate Olivia Munn – But it was her 50th Birthday – So Here She Is
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Physicians Grade CBD To Make Your Life Better
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Pete Davidson Made Jokes About the Manchester Bombing – and So Does Ariana Grande…
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Katharine McPhee Engaged to Old Man
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Tim Allen is Losing Cast Members on his Show
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Dumbest Bet of the DAy
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Idiot of the Day
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Rat Cow’s Intentional Pussy Slip
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Ashley Greene – Remember Her? Hard Nips.
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Anya Taylor Joy – Slutty Outfit
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Sofia Richie is Moving in with Scott Disick
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Weinstein May Get Life in Prison
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Big Hail Destroys Car
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Backflip on the Edge of a Cliff…Maniac…
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Stripper Filled Divorce Party
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Amber Heard Sends Racist Non Racist Tweet
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Jennifer Aniston is Dating 2 Dudes
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Weird Rock with a Strange Door
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Uncoordinated Dog Plays Fetch
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Hot Instagram Girl..
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In Case You Missed it – Physicians Grade CBD To Make Your Life Better
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Vape of the Day
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Get Yourself Some E-Cigars to Puff on and Fuck Your Intern With….
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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Christie Brinkley and Whore Daughter on the Beach
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Bethany Joy Hag in Ripped Jeans
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Farrah Abraham Perfect in a Bikini
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Lily Rose Depp – Hot for Fashion
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Madison Beer – Big Cleavage
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Martha Hunt – Catalog Pics
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Monica Belluci Old in a Magazine
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Rita Ora – Whore in a Bikini
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Topless Beach Girl of the Day
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Sluts in Mykonos
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Gigi Hadid Skinny in a Bikini
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From stepSMUT!!

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Today’s Hot as Fuck Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Hot Amateur of the Day
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Naked Bitch with an American Flag – Living the Dream
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Rat Cow in a Bikini
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Hot World Cup Soccer Fans
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Ella Knox Big Tits
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German Mom and Daughter – Sexy TIme
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Brazilian Girl Walking Naked on the Streets
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Kiki in the Red Dress Flashing Her Ass
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Naked Russian in a Squat
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Granny Watching Porn on her Iphone
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The Thre Ways Day Drinking End
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Making Fun of Cutters
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Sucking her Big Boobs
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Just an Emo Teen Being Trouble
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20 Minutes of Jilling Off
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Slutty Selfies!
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2018

Jul

Lady Gaga Bikini of the Day

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Lady Gaga is being a faggot somewhere…

There is no way that she’s 100 percent woman…and there’s a reason she targeted the gay community as one of their own…and that’s likely because gay guys like “fabulous” things and because gay guys like mainstream pop bullshit and are easily won over…and this loser was able to fucking win..thanks to an ability to sing and play piano and mask that talent with over the top costumes and the weirdest madonna impersonation ever.

She is not hot, so she had to go after people who don’t want your pussy…even if she’s sexualized herself, and we’ve all seen her naked, it hasn’t always been amazing…mainly cuz of that troll face…it looks lik she’s the IRS coming to collect taxes owed..and I don’t really get the appeal…but she’s rich and I don’t need to get it..and I can still look at her in a bikini…which I guess is my innate talent…the ability to look at pussy in bikini and enjoy it even when it’s vile…like this scam…another one using soundwave engineering to manipulate our brains into hearing and memorizing her songs…she’s got us by the brains….and here are her sloppy tits.

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2018

Jul

Megan Samperi Topless of the Day

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Megan Samperi is topless..

I am not even going to bother googling her, I know her story, at least I’ve written it in my head…and here it is in the picture form.

You come to this site three times a day, so don’t act like you don’t know what is going on here…girl told she’s hot, decides she is hot, thinks she can get big on instagram so she doesn’t have to get a real job, does instagram…so she doesn’t need to get a real job…realizes nude shoots and collabs with photographers with an audience is marketing…does that…ends up on drunkenstepfather…never finds out…because it’s drunkenstepfather not anything relevant like Daily Mail…

I like her name because it reminds me of Campari…which all the lame “mixologists”…who anyone who calls themselves a mixologist when they are a bartender is already the worst…well they love Campari…and they are putting in their drinks…like it is the reason the 14 dollar cocktail is 14 dollars and doesn’t get me wasted….like straight rubbing alochol…and I don’t hate Campari….or any Alochol for that matter…it’s just making me feel a little thristy…like Megan Sampari…spritz spritz…

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2018

Jul

Kendall Jenner Back at it with the Pussy Dance of the Day

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More of a slight pussy wave than a full on pussy dance but still a pussy dance..

For those of you who don’t know what a pussy dance is, it’s an instagram movement that girls are doing everywhere…where they lead with their pussy…

I wrote out the basic steps here for you to share with your loved ones, moms and sisters, you may end up fucking this weekend at the trailer park, you know those late nights in the pool with one too many rum and cokes…

step 1 – PANTS OFF
step 2 – PUSSY PUSHED TO THE FRONT
step 3 – PUSSY PUSHED TO THE RIGHT
step 4 – PUSSY PUSHED TO THE LEFT
step 5 – PUSSY PUSHED TO THE BACK
step 6 – PUSSY PUSHED TO THE LEFT and RIGHT we call that the pussy wave
step 7 – PUSSY GETS JERKED OFF TO ALL THE MEN ON INSTAGRAM WATCHING THE PUSSY DANCE…

All the girls are doing it…Pussy Dance….someone needs to make the Gangnam Style song to go with the pussy dance…that person should be me…TRADEMARK COPYRIGHT.

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2018

Jul

Liz Hurley Stretching her Pussy of the Day

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Liz Hurley is grandmother aged – yet still whoring down in bikinis – which offers us a great lesson on this day before the Fourth of July…the single greatest day in American History and that is that none of you Americans should be trying this at Liz Hurley’s age, because I have seen you at your Walmarts and you don’t have this EURO appeal…and even the skinny ones, look like meth heads all toothless rather than magical like this sugar baby gold digging bikini slut still peddling the bikinis slutty…and making herself matter because of it…because her career was really not that memorable and we’d all forget if she wasn’t out there stretching her pussy…while instead we know her ass could actually stretch her pussy out and make a sail out of it…to coast down the great Mississippi like Huck Finn….

I’m drunk on American Flag Cudweiser…bottle cans…I like an early start to all bikini filled holidays….

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