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2018

28

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I saw the fattest girl, in what looked like a thong bikini, but was probably a full sized extra large bikini, that fit like a thong bikini, roller blading through the park….

I assume the internet has tricked her into thinking her massive ass is a hot thing, but all I could think about was what kind of mess would happen if she accidentally shat herself…

I figure she probably has a social media account and gets perverts telling her how good she is all fucking day, or maybe a Tinder account, so that when she goes out in public she’s got this inflated ego.

I get the ass thing, but I’d prefer if these girls just did the titty tan, tan them titties, instead of exposing their big monster fat chick asses that should never be let out of the house…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Tom Brady – an Ass Eater – Because Gisele is a Brazilian Tranny
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Cardi B – Slutty Baby SHower
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Jenny Thompson Biikini
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Octopus Eating Bikini Girl’s Ass
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Man in Speedo Takes Stroll
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Christina Aguilera’s Visible Nipples
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Plane Crash of the Day
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Another Plane Crash…
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Man Gets Head Stuck in Donation Bin
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Leo’s on Set of Tarantino’s New Movie
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Liz Olsen – Pokies
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DJ Fame Whore Titty Flash
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Carla Howe Pussy Slip
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Dolly Parton Gettign Sued for Hurting Herself at Dollywood
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Angelina Jolie at a Royal Event – Dressed Like SHe’s Not a Whore
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Izabel Goulart – Old
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Azealia Banks has Started a GoFundMe to Sue Russell Crowe
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Back Flip Off the Freeway Sign
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Black Panther Black Actress in some Surf Pics
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Jousting of the Day
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Katie Holmes Bot – Has Broken Up with Jamie Foxx
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Get Yourself Some E-Cigars to Puff on and Fuck Your Intern With….
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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Gabrielle Union – Bikini Pics
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Nude Celebs in Movies
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Emma Roberts at LAX
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Jennifer Morrison – Whoever That is Legs
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Dakota Fanning Legs….
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Emmanuelle Vaugier Cleavage
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Diane Lane – New Face Erotica
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Halle Berry – nice Tan
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POOJA BATRA Titties
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Today’s Hot as Fuck Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Monkey Goes After Tourist Tits
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Jade Kush Big Tits
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Lesbian Finger Bang in the Football Field…
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Amateur of the Day – Broken Heart Breaker….
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Lexi and Charlotte’s First Lesbian Scene
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0-60 on the Sex machine
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Lesbians Going at it in a Public Bathroom
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Couple Fucks in the Elevator
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Big Cara Brett Titties
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Big Titty Strip
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Young Girls Spreading Ass and Getting Naked
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Greek DJ Slut in Slutty Pics
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Girl with Bush Masturbating
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2018

28

Jun

Katy Perry Still Exists in a Bikini of the Day

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If you’re still looking for who Killed XXXTENTATCION…it was Katy Perry…because he put on her new album, and someone with some sense couldn’t take it and now he’s dead…

If you’re wondering why all those mexican kids are being taken from their parents, it was Katy Perry…they asked for the Katy Perry Album for Cinco de Mayo…and the parents were wise enough to say “get the fuck out”…

If you’re wondering why all the plastic in the ocean is killing the eco system…and the ocean life…it’s Katy Perry from all the CDs she bought of herself to trick the billboard charts to think she matters….then throwing it in the trash to get rid of the evidence.

She’s garbage…I believe all things wrong with the world stem from this monster…this pig..this fucking scam…

I don’t think her big tits are worth looking at or celebrating because she’s that disgusting of a person…

Her entire career, even when she was starting up was a rip off scam, with zero originality or talent. Her dancing was bulky at best…

There are more pics of her in a bikini. I refuse to post them. Find them somewhere else – you sick fucks

Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW

2018

28

Jun

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Bikini Vacation Cameltoe Continues of the Day

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Gwyneth Paltrow is off showing off her old lady body in a bikini – including some cameltoe in a bikini – even though there is supposed to legally be a cut off age for when people are allowed to wear bikinis.

I will never understand why 46 year olds think they are hot, or have the right to be nudists or in bikinis, because they are comfortable with their sloppy old bodies, but it happens all the time, especially with the old lady who does fitness and eats well to stay skinny enough, despite having an old fucking body.

I have always found Gwyneth Paltrow disgusting….even at her Brad Pitt Prime…and continue to…

I don’t care about her bullshit lifestyle brand people hype up like it matters because she’s a fucking rich kid who got hooked up.

I don’t care about seeing her arrogance in a bikini.

I don’t understand why her husband is so horny for her in all the pics…

I guess he’s got his own bag of sexual dysfunctions that lead him to Gwyneth’s pussy hole…he’s probably a Coldplay fan or some shit…and this is a way into molest Chris Martin…..

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2018

28

Jun

Zoe Saldana Swimsuit of the Day

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We’ve all seen old lady Zoe Saldana naked in West World, because she gets naked in West World…and there’s nothing wrong with that, she’s actually got a pretty great body for a 40 year old…even if she’s got that 40 year old face…

You’ve probably seen Zoe Saldana naked in your weird Avatar dreams, you fucking virgin loser comic book reading, avatar watching, socially awkward weirdo…or in the sex doll you had designed to look like her – thanks to your Avatar fetish….that has been translated into a series of porno moves….because people like you exist.

I wonder how man people have jerked off to Zoe Saldana in her Avatar costume….I am going to assume a lot, because there are a lot of weird Sci/Fi nerds out there who are disgusted by real women, because real women, or more importantly, the way real women ignore them make them so angry, that the only way they can get off is when they are dressed like aliens.

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2018

28

Jun

Demi Lovato Erotica of the Day

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I don’t know what got into Demi Lovato’s lesbian bi-polar drug addict head since being dumped by Wilmer Valderamma, the fucker of all women who were 18 fifteen years ago…

I just know that something clicked in her head and made her decide to be some kind of half naked instagram model, posing like she’s in some Playboy Glamour shoot, but in selfie…which I guess is the reason Social Media is winning and publishers are losing…

It’s like these whores have always been whores, they just werent’ allowed to use the tools available to them to be the whores they want to be.

One degree from fucking on camera, so into being on camera and having fans, that now that they have a camera they can put out their “hot” poses and content..

I remember a time that this would get them black listed and ashamed, but now it’s just in the daily content stream…

It’s amazing, just not when it’s this pig Demi Lovato.

Here she is slutty on stage

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2018

28

Jun

Christina Aguilera Nipples of the Day

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This is pretty fucking huge….and not because Christina Aguilera is fucking huge…or because her tits are fucking huge thanks to her being fucking huge…and thanks to her breast implants she got before being fucking huge back when she was this tiny little dancing thing…back when I liked her better than Britney because I thought she was hotter, more petite, and amazing…in her push up bra days….

Some X-Tina let’s get Dirty Titty…

I am actually surprised that in her old age, she’s not far more slutty than she is, she seems to accept the fact that she’s a fat chick, like she did what she needed to do and made the stupid money and can now just be fat and comfortable and still rich and coddled…

It’s an ego thing…

I mean..she was pretty hardcore in panties and chaps back in the day….when that wasn’t the norm…

So seeing that tit, exciting…but the fact I haven’t seen it everyday before…or her pussy is depressing to me..

So this tit better be a taste of what’s to come…and not the reminder of all the nudity she hasn’t produced as a shameless attention rich person…you know…

I KNOW…

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2018

28

Jun

Hailee Steinfeld Bra of the Day

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We have watched Hailee Steinfeld go from teen in True Grit that I am sure some of you perverts liked way too much….to chubby actress….who despite having personal trainer parents seemed to have spent her acting money on treats she wasn’t allowed to eat growing up because she has personal trainer parents…but who eventually realized fat is gross, and no one wants to watch a fat chick sexualize herself, except maybe you, who likes any girl to sexualize herself in a take what you can…low ambition…loser…

So here she is, years later…performing in a bra….like some kind of harlot…who wants everyone to see her in a bra…which is likely what she is…because no girl is getting on stage a posting pics in a bra unless they want to be jerked off to…even if this era is more into gangbangs and throat fucking and bras aint a thing…

But the key point in all this is that despite what the generation is trying to tell us…she is not fat and that should be celebrated by staring at this.

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2018

28

Jun

Alexis Ren Erotica of the Day

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Alexis Ren is a travel instagrammer – or personality – with a large following who posts slutty pics of herself like the slut that she is – but who likely calls herself a “travel blogger” despite not having an actual blog…or a fitness influencer when really just being fit from starving herself or decent youthful metabolism from being active and Cali based…

The point of Alexis Ren is that despite looking like she has some retardations…she still manages to run her brand, make some money, produce that content and the whole thing is only interesting because of the bolt on tits on her small frame…

She’s winning and inspiring other girls to be nothing but get naked on the social media feed types…and the more the fucking merrier.

There can not be enough Spread Asses on social media…unless they are all Scout Willis trying to get as bald as her daddy..

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2018

28

Jun

Iggy Azlalea’s Ass Eats her Shorts of the Day

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I think it’s safe to say that if we’re going to be forced to look at Iggy Azlalea’s ass, let’s focus on the photoshopped version of her ass she’s putting out there….rather than the real life mangled reality of her fake ass that exists…because it’s vile…no matter what black guys consider a “PAWG”….

The issue is that Iggy Azlalea’s entire existence is a smoke and mirror lie…and should probably stick to that…because the truth of Iggy Azlalea is fucking ugly…monstrous…terrifying…and short eating.

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2018

28

Jun

Izabel Goulart Booty of the Day

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Izabel Goulart, the ex Victoria’s Secret model turned fitness influencer, who has a really tight body despite being old, thanks to her low body fat percentage thanks to fitness….used to excite me…but like most of these over trained girls….addicted to fitness instead of cocaine like models are supposed to be addicted to…they get this hard bodies…but as they age…they become more and more masculine.

I don’t hate the fitness, I like a firm toned body, sure…it’s better than sloppy and fat…especially on a 35 year old…because I see 20 year olds ridden with cellulite thanks to the fat generation and they all think it’s good and healthy and it’s terrible…

I just find Goulart’s going a bit too hard….but at least there’s some emphasis on her ass…in what I assume is some World Cup bullshit cuz all these people love their soccer…

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