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2018

27

Jun

Scout Willis Spreads Her Ass of the Day

Hipster bush rocking fake hipster pretending to be high brow but is a spoiled entitled rich kid who basically does nothing with her life but exist, thanks to her rich parents supporting her “art” and self discovery…loves to produce smut for her social media for attention….because all girls fucking love attention.

I am pretty disappointed in her because I only liked her for her bush, and as it turns out she’s getting her asshole waxed in what I guess is her art project that reminds me of a Junior College Art project, trying to be high brow…while really just being silly…and pandering for attention.

I do hate the bikini wax movement, but I do remember when youtube first happened searching for bikini wax videos, after being rejected from a bikini wax internship I tried to get at every wax place that opened up because apparently “seeing all them pussy holes” isn’t a good reason you want the job…

I guess what it comes down to is that this spread ass pose is a good one, if she spreads a little harder you may see Bruce Willis’ head up in there…or maybe that’s Ashton Kutcher…who knows…

This is the best thing that’s happened today…

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2018

27

Jun

Heidi Klum Bra of the Day

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Heidi Klum may be 100 years old…but she still shows off her tits, because you can’t teach an old cow new tricks, especially if that old cow is still worth jerking off to…despite being 100 years old…for reasons I can’t quite explain..

Maybe it’s Hitler’s Eugenics program the third generation…you know experiments conducted on her family that have resulted in something good, something good at earning all with her tits…

Maybe it’s because Seal cast some tribal spell on her with his arm sized cock and some voodoo ritual in their sex dungeon that resulted in multiple kids.

I don’t have the answers…just the pics…

Posted in:Heidi Klum|SFW

2018

27

Jun

Miley Cyrus Fitness Erotica of the Day

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The beautiful thing about fitness gear, whether it’s actually for fitness, or for girls wearing it to look fashionable, in tight clothing, to look like they are into fitness, but don’t actually do fitness, you know to show off their bodies….is when the tight pants get jacked up in their vaginas…showing the world their pussy definition like they were the Webster Dictionary….even when the fitness gear is on Miley who has a vagina we have already seen…and loved…in all its staged, contrived, produced nude tumblr bullshit…that was all a lie because Miley is just a performer who does what she’s told…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2018

27

Jun

Elsa Hosk in a Bikini on a Yacht Cuz She’s Mastered the Sugar baby of the Day

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I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again…

Elsa Hosk is the stand in for Candice Swanepoel, who I think is hotter than Candice Swanepoel, and culturally more interesting that Candice Swanepoel, assuming that these women aren’t all created in some funded lab by the VS overlords…

Swanepoel is from South Africa, which along with legless national heroes who kill their girlfriends, there’s also a high AIDS rate and more importantly….systematic racism where these whites were basically using slaves up until 3 or 4 weeks ago….

While HOSk…is Swedish and everyone loves IKEA…Volvo and Swedish tits…Meatballs…good.

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Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2018

27

Jun

Olivia Culpo Working The Gram of the Day

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If you want to see the inner workings of a disgusting, vapid, social media influencer you’ve never heard of, and if you have, it’s from her fucking famous people, whether it is actors or athletes….here’s your exclusive, non-exclusive glimpse…

I call this latch on mooch who hangs out with rich dudes, and monetizes off those free experiences….they bring her on because they either get to fuck her, or fuck her sugar baby friends, because she’s in the right circle.

Seeing her snapping off that perfect selfie is about as obnoxious as her entire existence…she’s not even that hot, yet she’s getting paid by brands to promote crap to god knows who. I don’t get it.

After some research, it’s an ad campaign by revolve clothing who apprently like to use haggard looking whores who aren’t even hot in their campaigns..

Who thought flying these pigs to a yacht in Ibiza and give them a ton of money was good branding…what the fuck is wrong with the internet and social media…like look at every last one of these attention seeking cunts…disgusting..

I am sure being around all these low level D-Lists who make too much money and think they are famous because of instagram taking 100 pics to get one they look decent in..would be the fucking worst.

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2018

27

Jun

Gabrielle Union Butt Shot of the Day

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Gabrielle Union is the Dwayne Wade Basketball player wife, who was a black actress and may still be one…I’ll have to check Black Twitter…

All I seem to see there is that Joe Jackson died….

So I’ll have to explore wikipedia to figure out that this 45 has been the token black girl in a lot of movies, and that at 45, is still showing off her ass in a bikini, sexualizing herself, because if you look this good, at least from this angle at 45, you’d doing a total disservice to the rest of the world by not showing it off….or at least a disservice to her exhibitionist self…

Point being, she looks good and she’s cool, mainly because she is an actual rape victim who doesn’t whine about it like all these other girls who get their ass grabbed or walk into hotel rooms of celebrities to see them jerking off….all you other bitches are soft…

TO SEE THE REST OF HER BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

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2018

27

Jun

Sophie Mudd Tits of the Day

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I find it very weird that Sophie Mudd is promoting Body Glove, as an influencer, getting paid to wear the brand, even if it’s a low level Costco sold brand, it is still a Surf Brand, that doesn’t use surfers like Anastasia Ashley to promote their shit, but instead use some instagram slut with massive tits that are totally out of proportion to her body in what I call a genetic disorder we can all celebrate and jerk off to…

But still, Sophie Mudd, monster tits, got famous and a following on social media by posting pics with other sluts, in the “Share for Share” tactics…and it worked, she’s here, she’s now, she’s her most relevant and only going to get more famous…

She’s the new Rat Cow, who is hotter than Rat Cow…and she’s getting work…sure it’s work that makes no sense to me…but the media buyers at brands and agencies are 23 year old retards who are like “Sophie Mudd did Yeezy, she’s cool, let’s use her despite her being a slut”….for an athletic brand…what the fuck.

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2018

27

Jun

Kaili Thorne Booty Bounce of the Day

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Kaili Thorne is some no name actress who is in movies that are worst than d-list…

I don’t know if she’s actually related to Bella Thorne, or if Bella Thorne’s stage mother just found her, adopted her, named her the family brand name that she spent years building, and is now whoring out…but I do know that they have the same woman who masterminded their whoring at a young age…and that alone is magical…only because the family has collectively produced so much smut for social media – it’s hard to keep track of…

She was actually getting naked as the rebel sister of Bella Thorne, back when Bella was on TV and not using Social Media to get famous, before getting naked and using social media to get famous…becoming one of the most annoying social media girls…who is making heavy fucking money on social media…

I guess she’s now leveraging that last name hard…with smut..it’s a family thing.

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2018

27

Jun

Genetic Disorder Sarah Hyland Gets Gym Clearance of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is pretty fucking weird looking, but that’s due to some genetic disease they never share with the world, but that has lead to her having a Kidney transplant, like Selena Gomez, which would make you think maybe there’s something their parents were feeding them when they were stage parenting them into their child star lives, maybe a sedative or something to give them focus, or keep them youthful looking longer….who the fuck knows…it just seems like a weird coincidence..

Well, she’s been cleared to go back to the gym, because I guess she was injuring her weird looking self, and that means the exhibitionist will continue to show off her body for you perverts, in attempt to hot herself up…and feel good about her freaky fucking self…

I don’t find her hot, but I appreciate any famous chick showing the world how eager they are to be watched, because they were raised to be watched, this is all they know…

In Sarah Hyland news, she was PERVERT SHAMING on social media. Which is a fucking thing that people don’t seem to defend, but they defend everything else….

So fat Ariel Winter posted a shameless tit pic, and people were commenting, and Sarah Hyland came to the rescue to offend the people calling out the nipple posted by the public figure, as they fucking should…

Sarah Hyland wrote: To all the pervs commenting on this post? GET OFFLINE AND GET BACK TO YOUR BLOWUP DOLL YA CREEPS!”

Maybe jealous that our Blow Up Dolls don’t have Kidney Disease…but probably more insensitive to perverts everywhere….who are only reacting to perv content a fat whore posted.

The world is crazy. We live in this place where we have to celebrate dudes who cut their dicks off in some weird mental health issue and sexual dysfunction, Trans people, but we can’t say nice nips to a fat slut who intentionally posted her nips for attention…

fucking idiots.

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Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2018

27

Jun

Sue Bird, Megan Rapinoe, Tori Bowie, Breanna Stewart, Naked in ESPN Body Issue of the Day

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I realize I don’t like an athletic body..not this kind of athletic body…sure I respect fitness and athleticism…but I don’t like jerking off to it when it’s almost like machinery. When it’s at the professional level…I’m into skinny girls doing yoga getting toned..but the second I see a bitch walking out of a cross fit studio, her legs rubbing together with throbbing muscles…I get disgusted…

It is not feminine, whether it requires hard work or not…it is terrifying…

I respect that Sue Bird, Megan Rapinoe, Tori Bowie, Breanna Stewart, who are naked in ESPN’s porn magazine…are accomplished and hard working and not just vapid instagram whores…but I don’t find any of it hot..

It just reminds me of when a pedophile little league told me when I was about 11 years old…that that women in fitness at this level have clits the size of a men’s finger…before showing me pics from his porno magazines of normal sized clits…in what I felt was very weird…but that didn’t end with me diddled…despite being prime target…starting with being fat, having no family, being poor, and not being very good at baseball…..

And here are those naked athletes.