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2018

27

Jun

Lily-Rose Depp in Cultural Appropriation in White Face of the Day

Lily-Rose Depp gets away with being in white face, because I guess the world is racist against white people so much so that they don’t recognize systematic racism directed at white people…and just blow it off like it’s ok…like Prison Rape…everyone can make prison rape jokes…but to make a non prison rape joke…or what I call a rape joke pisses the fucking world off…because the world is too fucking sensitive…except when it comes to white men and white people…I mean you can just culturally appropriate them all day and no one will know the difference…or complain which is probably the white plan to get all the ethnics to be more white like them while not allowing them to have cornrows, indian headdresses, or asian dresses at prom..assimilation…the silent takeover…

Lily Rose Depp is hot, spoiled and for some reason doesn’t annoy me. Her mom is from France and I guess so is Lily Rose and if you know people from France, they are the fucking worst, but for some reason I think this one is great, I just wish she tapped into her French culture a little more aggressively and got topless more often…but she doesn’t even have to, she’s Johnny Depp’s daughter, and despite him going broke thanks to bad management, bad wives, bad publicity…she’s still pretty hooked up….

I read the whole Johnny Depp article in Rolling Stone, where the pussy writer tried to slaughter him, but just came across as a lame fuck hanging with a cool guy, and the highlight of it was when Lily Rose begged her dad not to sell their 23 million dollar South of France chateau…so he didn’t…

I mean 23 million dollar home…girl begged daddy not to sell…that’s amazing….so spoiled it’s not even spoiled…delusional and fun…

I like it.

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2018

27

Jun

Cambrie Schroder Bikini of the Day

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Who is Cambrie Schroder

I don’t know who Cambrie Schroder is, but I assume she’s Ricky Schroder’s daughter, trying her best at being a star of her own, not that Rickey Schroder is really a Star, I don’t think he’s been masturbated to by women since he was the child star on Silver Spoons in the late 70s….

I will say that she’s got a real mangled face, making me think she’s either had shitty plastic surgery or is of some weird ethnicity that I can’t place. It’s like she’s been squashed in a weird way…in some cat face…

But the body is pretty good, which it should be because she’s built up her personal brand as a fitness influencer and she’s faking her way through instagram with 15,000 fake likes a pic, on her 181,000 fake followers…landing very important projects like this bikini photoshoot…for a bikini brand…because everyone’s a fucking bikini model now….and we’re all into it….and it all comes back to her dad being a celebrity with contacts and money to help her make her weird face dreams come true…

Hot body though.

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Posted in:Cambrie Schroder|SFW

2018

27

Jun

Nina Dobrev Gets Gay with Ruby Rose of the Day

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In today’s big news, or shameless ass shot clickbait of a girl who wants to secure whatever fame it is she has, Nina Dobrev is facedown ass up with Ruby Rose….

For those of you who care…Nina Dobrev is some Canadian immigrant, who wasn’t separated by her family, but who has moved onto the USA thanks to being a talented and amazing actress from Degrassi…

She’s the Eastern European Drake with bigger tits, who landed some American show, and who is now….doing health and fitness instagram content cuz it’s a good excuse to post up half naked body shots…

She’s pushing 30, and I guess her new angle is to play gay with Ruby Rose, the girl people thought was hot and shaved their heads to be like, despite being a hardcore dyke with shitty tattoos in a look I wasn’t into…

I figure this is angling, all Eastern European hookers fine their angle…to get the higher pay rate…but not a good enough angle because I can’t see her damn asshole getting fucked with a strap-on mid scissor…

Posted in:Nina Dobrev|Ruby Rose|SFW

2018

27

Jun

Jordyn Jones in a Bikini of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is a young slut. The new generation. Cheesy looking, lame looking, but slutty looking and that alone is worth celebrating, or at least worth looking at in a bikini…because…everything is worth looking at in a bikini…

I remember a time when I was more discriminatory about bikinis, I’d be like that hot chick is so fucking lame in all that she does I can see through her bullshit and want nothing to do with that…but the older I get, the more disconnected from what is cool and what isn’t cool I get, the more I can appreciate just staring at a half naked body, despite her music being pure fucking junk…clickbait really…

Girl has 4.5 million followers on social media, yet NEVER been heard of….probably a youtuber who got famous doing cover songs…I don’t know…but some kind of scam is going on here…but what isn’t a scam is her young tight body out there making it…because thanks to the internet any dog shit pop songs can get views…

Listen to this dog shit music while you masturbate to her pussy dance…one of the lyrics was “We sip Pina Colada while we dip our feet in the Watah”….what the fuck….

Or stare at her bikini pics…

Posted in:Jordyn Jones|SFW

2018

27

Jun

Lea Michelle Street Art Fart of the Day

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I think this is either Lea Michelle trying to be funny, like “look at me, I’m making a fart”…with a big pink fart cloud….or maybe this is her attempt to show off her ass in leggings…to say to the world “look I have an ass”…or maybe, since she was likely born with a dick, this is her position or opening up to us, and letting us into her world, as she has and will always only be fucked up the ass, which is easier to pull off from behind than in the missionary position, because it keeps the shit in better.

WHO KNOWS…

Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2018

27

Jun

Stephanie Beatriz for Playboy of the Day

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Stephanie Beatriz is some Argentina actress from the show Brooklyn Nine Nine…something I’ve never seen…but that I am posting because she’s from Argentina and Argentina just won the World Cup game against Nigeria in a sport I don’t watch because I am not a Euro Faggot or South American Faggot…who sits by their iphone all day in public streaming the shit and screaming with excitement when their shitty team scores a shitty point after 45 minutes of playing….

I only know Argentina won against Nigeria because some retired Argentinian player made the news for having a freak out when they won….and paramedics were called…which is ridiculous…

But not as Ridiculous as a low level actress doing Playboy fully clothed, like why fucking bother…it’s Playboy, do it naked or don’t do it at all…which just more evidence of how Playboy really failed as a brand in recent years….even if Stephanie Beatriz isn’t that hot…she should still be naked…..slutty but not slutty enough yo….

Posted in:SFW|Stephanie Beatriz

2018

27

Jun

Alison Brie in Sunday Times of the Day

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I bet you want to eat the Brie Cheese between her thighs….the creamy and luxurious snack….with it’s rind from fermentation thanks to heavy rotting in place…if you warm it up enough it gets creamy and drips down legs…making it easier to lick up and dip your baquette in that baked brie…yeah…..so good….you’re a foodie now aren’t you…

Alison Brie…one of those famous women I don’t know why she’s famous because I don’t remember her in anything…but she’s got pervert fans and the Sunday Times is doing a spread on her…and spreading it what she does..that’s the life of a Brie…in Hollywood especially..just trying to get ahead.

Posted in:Alison Brie|SFW

2018

27

Jun

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Bikini Porn with her Husband of the Day

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Gwyneth Paltrow’s in a bikini, because of course she is…she’s got to show the world that there is life after 45…and in order to push her personal brand Goop she needs to do things that would be aspirational to her fans…like looking fit on a yacht with her younger husband…so glamourous…thank god she was born into a rich and connected family, that allowed her to create her celebrity…..

The highlight of the post is that can practically see her mom pussy that you know she’s been steaming…bedazzling the vaginas…and does foreskin facials…and all the other nonsense she pretends to do for her fans…because it’s all part of her running a lifestyle brand.

I didn’t find her hot when she was at her hottest and I don’t find her hot now…but she’s in a bikini and you can practically see her pussy…so look.

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Posted in:Gwenyth Paltrow|SFW

2018

27

Jun

Alona Tal in a Bikini of the Day

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Alona Tal is from Israel…

She was apparently the cheerleader in Veronica Mars….a show that I have never seen, but I assume that all you idiots have seen because you are big Kristen Bell fan and Kristen Bell was Veronica Mars…which was on TV and clearly that’s what you people are into. Thank god for Cable. Too bad Cable’s almost dead…

So forgotten or not, the 34 year old Alona Tal, is posting up bikini pics….because who the fuck isn’t posting up bikini pics.

The reason I am posting them up is because the bikini bottoms are doing the “Bridge”….which is when panties run from hip to hip…it’s something I’ve learned all these years on the internet and that alone depresses me…because that means I am one of you perverts…

Posted in:Alona Tal|SFW

2018

27

Jun

Lucy Hale Bikini Top of the Day

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Lucy Hale is in a bikini top.

Who cares…

Seriously.

Who fucking cares….

Posted in:Lucy Hale|SFW