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2018

26

Jun

Amber Heard Hard Nipples of the Day

Here’s a pregnant looking scumbag Amber Heard with her titties out for the paparazzi, because she’s an attention seeking fame whore, who legit whores herself to famous people, to become famous by association, because before she seduced or trapped a vulnerable alcoholic Johnny Depp into her spider web, and before she fucking black Widowed him, she was a virtual no one, who did nothing substantial, except try to get attention for being in a girl on girl relationship, which was likely just a tactic at the time to get noticed, or to get rich guys to throw money at her, which is her one true fetish..

I remember Amber Heard doing media, about sexuality, about fluidity and all that bullshit a fucking decade ago, when she was semi hot and barely famous….before Johnny Depp got swindled and learned his lesson, which is to avoid opportunist media whores…and to get a fucking pre-nup with them when you’re seeminging worth over 500,000,000 dollars…which turned out to be not enough for Amber Heard, she’s elevated her whoredom like Miranda Kerr and now goes for Billionaires…

The scissoring dyke for attention, using Johnny Depp to leverage and increase her day rate…and throwing him under the bus for being abusive after she broke him down….sometimes a bitch needs a little spanking or discipline especially when they are on your payroll and you essentially own them…and they are out of line and abusing you…then filming him to extort him…that’s a fucking garbage partner, a garbage person, a psycho opportunist…and these are her nipples…

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2018

26

Jun

Charli XCX Nipples of the Day

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I wrote a very riveting piece on Charli XCX last week. It was a bit of an expose, what I would call Journalism at it’s finest, my Pulitzer prize moment, or what I used to call my “Lewinsky”…which was a reference point to how DrudgeReport went famous on the internet and became household because of the Lewinsky coverage they had back before the internet existed, unless I am wrong about that fact, which would be unfortunate, since I use it when talking about a site going viral, something that’s never happened to me, not with the Kim K sex tape exclusive, or the Farrah Abraham sex tape exclusive, or really any of my sex tape exclusives, or daily coverage of nonsense…even though I once had 600,000 people visit the site in one day, which cost me a lot of money in server charges, that weren’t off set with advertising, because advertisers think I am porno…which is so fucking weird…while the actual porn star in the content I produce get paid millions…

SUSPISCIOUS….

But that Lewinksy moment happened, last week, when I wrote a first hand account of how I’ve actually seen Charli XCX perform at some event…which is really fucking weird because I don’t actually leave the house ever…and it was unmemorable…low quality…and a reminder that kids have no taste or standards…and while I wait for that Pulitzer to come in….I figure we should all just stare at her tits.

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2018

26

Jun

Nicki Minaj Slutty of the Day

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Nicki Minaj like Iggy Azalea, is out being disgusting, shameless and a monster exhitionist who thinks she’s hot, when really she’s fucking vile…

But not as vile as the plastic surgery she’s got…her tits are the worst fucking bolt on tit job I’ve seen, you’d think she’d be able to afford something less PROJECTS, and her fake ass looks like it’s filled with cement, straight from the back alley ass injection some Puerto Rican does using Home Depot bought Silicone…

The point is, I remember Nicki Minaj came out and she was a dumpy fat chick….who played some weird persona to speak to Black Lady Gaga….she was from the acting school she was attending…nothing hot about her….or interesting about her…it was all just circus performing…but then the team decided to turn her into Lil Kim and she went off…took it too seriously…and this is the result…Garbage filled with Garbage….trying to be garbage…I don’t get it.

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2018

26

Jun

Kourtney Kardashian Pussy Print Bikini of the Day

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“Omg Kourtney Kardashian in a Bathing Suit, look at this great body, can you believe she’s a mom! It must be because she believes in health and fitness, I’m sure it’s all natural from hard work in the gym and a good diet, there’s no way this is plastic surgery or a cheap attempt to get people to notice her, as this family is traditionally about sending a positive message to the kids, and I guess she’s continuing that legacy! Go Kardashians, please tell me what lip plumper I need to buy”….

Gutter Kardashians, aren’t health or fitness anything, they are artificial shameless pieces of shit, that are the color of shit, and the fact that people celebrate them like they are interesting, or good, it disgusting to me. You all should be ashamed of your damn selves…

Here’s her mom pussy print in a bikini.

Here she is getting her pussy looked at for scabs

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Here is Kim doing a pussy dance in the mirror

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2018

26

Jun

Iggy Azalea Skinny Dip of the Day

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In the biggest news that no one cares about, or is it the biggest ass that no one cares about, Iggy Azalea is out releasing new shitty music, and with that has come an influx of Iggy Azalea promoting herself naked on the internet, and even starring in her new video, that she should have considered hiring a hot chick to stand in for her as the star of the video, because she is disgusting….all naked and shit…and I emphasize the shit part of that statement…

The fact is that she double downed on her liposuction and ass injections and is feeling fine…so fine that she’s taking part in exhibitionism and probably trying to bullshit you into thinking she’s actually a teen runaway from Australia stripper in Miami…when really she was probably in Private school in Australia plotting her American take over…via fat a fat ass….Target the black guys they love them som PAWG…and always have…so give them what they want…

Here she is being slutty for Instagram

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2018

26

Jun

Topless babe of the Day and Other Videos of the Day

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Serial Masturbator Gets Soaked

Another Scooter masturbator

Chick with her Machete

Cop Throws Woman to the Ground

How did the Gator Cross the Road…

Cheerleading Squad Mango Hunters

The Train in Bangladesh

Pedestrians Beat Driver

Lucky Fucking WOman

Dead Vagina of the Day

Jousting Hit of the Day

As if this happened….

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

26

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s the morning – get your fitness on….

The hottest thing I saw last night was 4 fat black women built like Precious, wearing the tightest straight from Miami dresses, that you see the instagram whores promoting, like real deal stripper gear….walking so fucking slow while taking up the sidewalk that even I was able to get past them, despite being the kind of guy who 80 years old walk briskly past when they aren’t even walking briskly, in a “I’m dying I can’t do this walking thing” thanks to my years of abusing myself with smoking, booze and obesity…

Well…one of the fat black girls had a watermelon phone case, like it was a piece of watermelon, because either bitch was into Watermelon and being a cliche…or she was being racist….but whatever the reason, based on her sheer size, that Watermelon iphone case should have been fried chicken, just because on a caloric level, it made more sense as a racist iphone case that may just be an authentic and true iphone case…but that white people probably found offensive cuz white people are offended by everything as they fight for the right to inclusivity.

In more interesting news, all their fat asses were hanging out of their tight ten sizes too small dresses, so racist iphone case or not…the experience was disgusting….but not to my friend…who pays fat black women to smother him, despite being married and having a family, because he’s got that weird as fuck fetish….white people…

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Game of Throne Cast Get Married
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Woman Calls Police on 8 Year Old Selling Water
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Ariel Winter – Pumps Gas
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Look Up in the Sky – it is Weiner Mobile Jet Pack Weirdness…
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Dad Brawl!
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Bear Scratches Himself on Pole…
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Flash Flood Invades Store
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Roseanne Fake Sad for Being a Racist
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Why the World’s Smallest Country has a Railroad
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Youtube Stunt Went Deadly…Idiot….
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Flooding Fountain…
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Proper Bathroom Decor of the Day…
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Lebanon Female Cops have Slutty Outfits
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GOOGLY EYES OF THE DAY
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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2018

26

Jun

Shantel VanSanten in a Bikini of the Day

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I had never heard of Shantel VanSanten before seeing her ass in a bikini…so I decided to google her and discovered why I saw her shit on the nerd celebrity fetish forums…and that is because she played Quinn James in the CW teen drama series One Tree Hill….

Now I’ve never seen One Tree Hill, but I have known virgin loser socially awkward internet people who have…it was one of those shows like Buffy the Vampire, Dawson’s Creek, Gilmore Girls….that nerds fucking love…I have never seen any of those shows but I know the fanboys love that shit…comiccon style content…

So clearly…she’s got a fanbase thanks to that…you fucking nerds are loyal, even though these women don’t give a fuck about you, they are just MANIPULATING you.

Shantel VanSanten is 32 now…but in a thong…inappropriate maybe…but you fucking love it…

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2018

25

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I spent three hours of my day sitting on a park bench staring at some woman tanning in the park, because I guess she doesn’t have access to a beach, but she was in a bikini with her top off, tits spilling out of her armpits, because I guess I don’t have a fucking life…besides being a pervert.

I just sat there staring at her discreetly…waiting until she would get up, roll over, or put her top on with her tits exposed….pretty much experiencing her entire tanning adventure with her, despite her not realizing it, in it together – but she was unaware I was even there…

Well, when the time came to roll over or get up to leave…she did some stealth spy shit that only a girl would know how to do…and managed to get dressed without any flash of the tit and I felt that experience summed up my life nicely….wasting time, waiting around, hoping for tits, but getting not tits…but luckily for the internet and these links…we got links tits…

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Catfish Resumes – Gives Creeps – Cuz Nev Schulman is a Fucking Creep – Hope
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Heather Locklear Arrested Again
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Ariel Winter Huge Sloppy Tits
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Fat Ariel Winter at the Gym….
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Taylor Swift – Slut in Concert.
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Braless Girls in the Tub Have a Weird Water Balloon Fail
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Slutty, MLB Ball Girls
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The World’s Ugliest Dog….
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Napolean Hat of the Day
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Tennis Player Fined for Jerking Off a Water Bottle on TV
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Blac Chyna in a Chain Dress…
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Miley Cyrus in Yoga Pants
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Pretty Girls…the Compilation…
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Two Drunk Rednecks Get in a Fight
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Drunk Man Rides Horse into Liquor Store…
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How to Embarrass Your Friend…the Compilation
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Aubrey Plaza – Nipples….
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Kathy Griffin and Stormy Daniels Team Up to Flip Off Trump
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Dude Travels All 50 States Mowing People’s Lawns for them
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Cardi B is Married – No one Cares….
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Man Detained by Several People in a Store…
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Walmart Bottled Water Turns into Gelatin
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Huge Hit in Women’s Rugby
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Raccoon of the Day
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Van Does a Brake Check
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What is Streaming in July…
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Delilah Hamlin – Bikini Panties….
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Katherine Heigl Insensitive to Dead People…
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Everything Wrong with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory….in 16 Minutes or Less…If you care…
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If you trim your pubes – girls will suck your cock
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Get Yourself Some E-Cigars to Puff on and Fuck Your Intern With….
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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Elizabeth Berkley Tits ALIVE
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Amber Rose – Massive Tits at the BET Awards
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Kate Moss and Her Legs
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Madison Beer in a Tight Dress….
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Tyra Banks Cleavage
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Janelle Monae Tits at the BET Awards
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Alexis Skyy Nipples at the BET Awards
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Hailey Clauson Boring in a Magazine
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Rita Ora Performing
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Ariana Grande Midget Legs
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Nicki Minaj Performing in Latex
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Victoria Justice Tiny Body Eating Ice Cream
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AnnaLynne McCord bikini
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Tinashe – Drunk and Horny in her Panties
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Doutzen Kroes Bikini in Ibiza of the Day
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Charli XCX Performing
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Josie Canseco – Bikini
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Delilah Hamlin Bikini
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Sarah Michelle Gellar Old and Fat
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Sofia Vergara – White Dress
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Kourtney Kardasian Bikini
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Jennifer Lawrence in a Slutty Dress
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Today’s Hot as Fuck Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Lauren Hubbard – Huge Tits
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Pussy on the Beach
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Slutty Selfies
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Hot Girls Love Dancing Compilation
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MILF Vagina
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Monster Tits Go Tanning
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Disgusting Public Pool Tricks
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Anal Fister!
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Hot Tyler with the Hair Brush in Her
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Webcam Stripping
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Butt Fingering
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How To Get Hep
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That Anus Has Angel Wings
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Next Level Cameltoe
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Booty of the Day
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2018

25

Jun

Kendall Jenner Pussy Dance in a Bikini of the Day

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OH you know what a pussy dance is….

It’s the hottest craze on Instagram…

The girls half naked on the social media gyrate from their pussies – like they were elvis and it was the 50s….only not very offensive…not necessarily the devil’s work…despite her being a Kardashian and thus evil…not necessarily the fall of society or a terrible influence on the youth, because I want to see all the entire generation of her followers do the pussy dance…it’s far better than seeing them get knocked up like her ugly fat sister….it’s just slutty and that makes it great.

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