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2018

28

Jun

Izabel Goulart Booty of the Day

Izabel Goulart, the ex Victoria’s Secret model turned fitness influencer, who has a really tight body despite being old, thanks to her low body fat percentage thanks to fitness….used to excite me…but like most of these over trained girls….addicted to fitness instead of cocaine like models are supposed to be addicted to…they get this hard bodies…but as they age…they become more and more masculine.

I don’t hate the fitness, I like a firm toned body, sure…it’s better than sloppy and fat…especially on a 35 year old…because I see 20 year olds ridden with cellulite thanks to the fat generation and they all think it’s good and healthy and it’s terrible…

I just find Goulart’s going a bit too hard….but at least there’s some emphasis on her ass…in what I assume is some World Cup bullshit cuz all these people love their soccer…

Posted in:Izabel Goulart|SFW

2018

28

Jun

Rita Ora Latex Panties of the Day

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$Rita Ora Latex Panties and Bra$

Rita Ora has been really committed to this “music career”…and by committed to the music career I mean she’s used having a low level music career as a talking point to get in front of the right people…to whore herself to….

I think she moved to America….with a record deal thanks to some low level fame in the UK…5 or 7 years ago and she did it while dating Rob Kardashian, someone she probably connected with on Myspace in her early use of her tits to get attention of rich people.

She knew how to get her access….and I’ve been watching her navigate celebrity all these years, not because I care, but like a yappy bitch at the the grocery store, talking her shit on her cellphone to her friend, polluting all of our lives with her drivel, we’ve almost had no choice…she just committed and went for it…knocking on doors with the moves of whores…

Well, she’s finally getting the coverage and accolades she’s dreamt of…and it’s safe to say that due to how desperate she was….and how willing to get half naked she was…and hot big her tits she had…it worked…

It doesn’t always work for the desperate but it did for this one…and every so often you need that one to get through the cracks to motivate the 10s of thousands to keep up the slutting to get ahead…only to fail…over and over again…and try harder and harder…it makes the world more fun…

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Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2018

28

Jun

Olivia Munn Bikini of the Day

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Guess what…

Olivia Munn is taking advantage of an opportunity to whore herself out in a bikini for people to look at her and wonder who she is – because she’s really not that relevant….

While allowing the loyal nerds who forget that she’s a fucking mooch bitch who ripped off their nerd culture because she knows they are easy targets.

Ever since she was in high school and would show nerds her panties for them to do her math homework…she’s had this strategy in mind and I guess it worked.

Posted in:Olivia Munn|SFW

2018

28

Jun

Ariel Winter Hard Nipples and Gunt of the Day

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Ariel Winter and her gunt squeezed into a pair of jeans…thank god for stretch material for making this happen…if this was a decade ago, girl would be forced to wear a tarp…or dress.

She’s got some weird face, that is either neckless or thick necked, because I see a neck, it is just wider than her head…

Perverts like her because they don’t mind seeing a belly hang over jeans, or a gunt fill the front section of jeans, as long as there are tits…

I understand the appeal of staring at tits, because tits are something we are coded to want to stare at, both men and women alike stare at the big tits…it’s just how it works….and often times you can turn a blind eye to everything but the tits and get sucked into it….

I just don’t understand the appeal of Ariel Winter….whether she’s rich, or on TV, or has tits that keep growing back after she cuts them off or not…she’s not hot…or interesting…but then again I’ve never seen her show, and I haven’t watched her grow up, and I’m not a creep like you…

I also don’t know how I feel about a jean button stretched out so hard, about to fucking explode, like some kind of time bomb…that is probably what she is on an emotional level thanks to being sold to the entertainment industry…hence the eating….and eating..and eating…whether we live in a plus sized model world or not.

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2018

28

Jun

Sammi Hanratty Amputee Bikini Erotica of the Day

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There’s something magical about a girl who crops her limbs out of her bikini photos…that taps into all of our amputee fetishes….you know just watching her stump fuck her friends…or even you…like the homo you are…because it takes a certain sexual dysfunction or open mindedness to only be able to cum to amputees.

Point being, she’s some actress that doesn’t matter and she’s in a bikini….and that alone…is enough…whether she has shitty photo taking skills or not…

Posted in:Sammi Hanratty|SFW

2018

28

Jun

Tara Lipinski Figure Skating Social Media Bikini Ass of the Day

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Tara Lipinski, along with every slut from instagram is in Europe this week. I guess it’s the place the rich go in the summer. You know to get their Mediterranean on….and she’s showing off her ass…her athletic, raised and trained from a young age…giving her that muscle memory from living that Olympic figure skating dream…to have an ass this good at 36.

Along with being a 1998 Olympic Champion, this American hero….won some important contest at 14 years, 9 months and 10 days…which todate is the youngest ever…

If you watched the Korea Olympics last winter, she is also the girl you jerked off to between Figure Skating skates…analyzing the skates…no wait…that was Johnny Weir…you trans loving queer…

Point being, one of the only televised sports that we can jerk off to, where the women still look like women, is figure skating…so here’s a figure skating ass…20 years later, because you know all the star figure skaters are barely legal…making it even more of a women’s something you like to jerk off to..

At first glance, I thought she was being pissed on here… close enough

Posted in:SFW|Tara Lipinski

2018

28

Jun

Aubrey O’Day Butt Shot of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day wants you to see her fake ass…because she has spent so much money on it…as a tactic to find relevance, I mean that and releasing racy stories about how she fucked the most famous President son and muppet Don Jr…when he was married like a good little Harlot, because based on his wife he likes gutter Florida looking trash…who fuck black dudes…in the cuckold…cuz that’s how rich people are….weird…but not as weird as this fake ass comeback tour…but I guess everything on social media is a fucking lie…all these people are photoshopped and injected…and can defy the aging process and trick retards who don’t know what hot is to thinking it is hot….

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day

2018

28

Jun

Bikini Twerking Girl Shows Off More Than You Want to See and Other Videos of the Day

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Lady Boy Beauty Contest in Thailand

Man Has Heart Attack and Dies While Dancing

Beer Run of the Day

Motorcyclist Ends Up in Truck Bed

LA Hero of the Day

Idiot Test Driving a Bike

Truck Overtake Fail

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

28

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Who’s excited for the Fourth of July, it’s just around the corner, maybe you’re already on vacation filling up trailer parks across america with your sister wife, you white trash inbred fuck, all stocked up on your 60 can pack of Coors light, you fucking white trash inbred fuck….I mean assuming you have a job and take vacation and don’t actually live in your van, in trailer parks, where you sit by the pool jerking off to the traveling bikinis…

I guess I am a little premature….which I always wished was an actual issue that I have…I always envied the dudes I’ve met who came too fast and humiliated themselves…because I had the opposite problem due to alcoholism and fucking disgusting women….where I can’t just do back alley quickies…but instead need to actually rent the room by the hour and hope for the best…

THIS isn’t about my dick, but I did drink Rose wine last night, so maybe it turned me gay and now I’m here talking dick with the boys…

When I should be focused on the tits…so let’s get to the tits.

Here are some stepLINKS…

UK Reality Star Looking Like Trash
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Big Titty Susan Sarandon Offends the Queen in her Slutty Dress
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Bella Hadid – in Vogue
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Lion Hunting Heron at the Zoo is a Whole Lot of Sad…
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Snake Throwing Up Eggs…
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Puppies on a Motorcycle – I Hope They Aren’t Dinner
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Terry Crews Ditches Movies to Testify Against Sexual Assault
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Plane Meltdown Insanity
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Biggest Gas Station Screw Up Ever
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Lady Gaga in a Tight Slutty Outfit
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Get Yourself Some E-Cigars to Puff on and Fuck Your Intern With….
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2018

28

Jun

Joy Corrigan Bikini of the Day

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Joy Corrigan is an instagram bikini girl, who has been at this instagram bikini thing for a long time. I’d say she’s the second generation of bikini sluts to hit instagram, and has made a career out of posting bikini pics on instagram because she has some serious fucking bolt on tits on her skinny frame… which is what you’d expect out of some Florida trashy girl with a great body, who has found a life of doing bikini photoshoot for catalogs because she lives in Florida…and bikinis and nice weather are in her backyard…so bikini companies can just ship her some bikinis and they get content…

I assume she only fucks rich guys, it’s the bikini INFLUENCER hustle….and as she ages she still puts out the slutty content we like to see her in….

I saw she started a charity to help animals, which is great, use the tits for good, or just spin being a shameless rich guy fucking instagram half naked “model”, to having more purpose and meaning beyond being a vapid cunt…and I appreciate that.

If you’re going to make a living being a vapid cunt, give back to the community.