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Caroline Vreeland’s Small Bikini Top of the Day

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Helen Flanagan Big Titty Swimsuit Show of the Day

Candice Swanepoel’s in Red of the Day

Em Rat Cow in the Tanning Bed of the Day

2018

May

Cara Delevingne Topless Animal Abuse of the Day

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It amazes me how some of these people get jobs. It’s like all the marketing people at all the marketing companies sit together and decide who they will all use, and if you’ve put yourself out there proper, through milking whatever social climbing you’ve done, you can be a lottery winner getting paid, cashing in…just everyone throwing money at you – even when you’re not that great, or in Cara Delevingne’s case…pretty fucking ugly….despite being celebrated as a model…

Cara Delevingne is a Lesbian for a Reason….a reason I call lesbians aren’t superficial and don’t care if you look like a troll. They go for you because you have a soul and really in Cara Delevingne’s case she’s the one doing the “going for”…in her manipulative psychopath trying to get ahead kind of hustle…

She’s a scam. It’s obvious but she’s hand-bra-ing it for a top watch brand….because that’s just the kind of world we live in…it’s not porn if it is a million dollar deal.

It is unfortunate that the Lion didn’t do his damn job. I love when humans get mauled by animals for doing dumb shit with animals…like this..

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2018

May

Woman Suddenly Gets Naked and Other Videos of the Day

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Couple Caught in the Act….

Girl Tucks Dress into her Underwear..

The Dancing Burglar of the Day

Paralel Universe Hooters

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2018

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I left the house accidentally. I am a failure when it comes to this hermit never leave the house life…and along with seeing some really ridiculous Canadian women dressed half naked because it’s summer…tits everywhere…even on fat chicks…I also saw a father publicly spanking his daughter and when she cried he said “do you want more of that”…in what I thought was pretty psychotic, especially since a group of college looking social justice warriors were sitting in the park next to them…in what you would think would upset them if they weren’t too busy worrying about what pronoun they want to be referred to as…

It’s like these people don’t notice the actual issues going on, and are too busy defining what cultural appropriation means…

In other news, the girl who was being spanked will likely end up a sex worker…

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning….

Twerking Road Rage
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Suspect Dies in Custody – Police Chief Gets her Ashes Thrown At Him
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Laxative Soccer is the Grossest Idea Ever
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Cardi B Quits Instagram Because She Gets Called Out for Being a Caricature of a Black Woman…
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Fishing Boat Wars!
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The Vagina that Tsunami’s Can’t Bring Down
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Rat Finds himself in a Pretty Shitty Situation
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Piers Morgan VS Religion
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Rihanna Was Not Invited to the Royal Wedding…
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Crazy House of the day
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Honest Wallet Experiment…..
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Russell Crowe Honors John Oliver with a Koala Chlamydia Ward named After Him
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Here’s a Koala in a Daycare
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Getting Bitches Smoking Bongs Starts Here
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Rat Cow on Feminism “SHOW THEM YOUR TITTIES”
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Stevie Nicks Kicks Her Guitarist Out of Fleetwood Mac Because He’s a Democrat…
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This Will Save You!
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2018

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am just knee deep in mother’s day, because with every mother’s day comes a Mother Fucker day, for the men who fuck mother’s and have to pretend that they are happy that the woman bred with them, giving the this labor intense, annoying, expensive existence that is no longer their own….all in exchange for having their DNA legacy live on…for whatever reason people are into that…I’ll never understand it…and I’m not really knee deep in mother’s day at all…I just drink too much, forgot do the stepLINKS and realized today that it is Mother’s day….since I don’t have a mom, maybe that’s where the ultimate problem with my existence is and the reason I don’t keep track of these things…like stepLINKS updating apparently…you know from sadness from not having a mom…

Here are some stepLINKS updated….on Mother’s Day…

Someone Broke into Rihanna’s House to Speand the Night
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Energy Drink Works Better than Industrial Grade Cleaners – DRINK UP
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Noah Cyrus – Bikini
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Pizza Man Pulls Gun on Customer
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Rick and Morty Back for 70 More Episodes.
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FarraH Abarham is Perfect in a Bikini
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War of the Fishing Boats
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Bella Hadid Cleavage
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Denver’s Mayor’s Son Caught Being a Dick
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Jeff Tambor is a Tranny Hater…
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The Midget BeeGees
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Sluts Sucking BongS Like They Are Hard Cocks is Great…Make it Happen.
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Rosario Dawson is Naked
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The Miracle Product that Will Saved Your LIFE ! CODE DS15
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Some Music Dude Named Logic Makes Too Much Fucking Money – This is His House…
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Disabled Man Turns Up for What
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Fat Instagram Woman
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Dead Body Found in Mall Wall – not Paul Wall
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David Beckham gets Paid to Promote Deadpool 2
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A Compilation of “Pretty” girls’
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Brando Was Better in Bed than Elvis
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War of the Fishing Boats!
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Dusty Whirlwind…
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Kirsten Dunst and Meth Damon Name Their Kid Penis
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Rihanna in Lingerie…
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Canadian Lady and her Racist Rant
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Lava VS Expensive Houses
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Tom Sizemore Groped an 11 Year Old
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Demi Rose Monster Tits
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Emma Roberts Asshole Shirt
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SURVEY SAYS – Is HIlary Swank Hot or Not
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Salma Hayek and her Big Mexican Tits
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Cuban Slut Performing
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Diane KRuger – Looking Old
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ASHLEY TISDALE – SPORTS BRA FLAS
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TALLIA STORM – BIKINI
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HELEN MIRREN – OLD AND BUSTY
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MUTANT TIT
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Elsa Hosk – Lingerie Model
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Thandie Newton – See through Dress
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Marion Cotillard in a Leotard
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Cara Delevingne in Vogue
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Dadario Not Showing Off Tit
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Slutty Girls and their Selfies
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Some Babe Getting Naked
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Thick BikinI Girl of the Day
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Bolt On Tits of the Day
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Hot Amateur with Awesome Tits
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Competitive Sisters – Ejecting Cucombers Out of Their Asses
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Music Festival Fuck
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Squirt of the Day
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Is This Cam Girl Pregnant/
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is This Cam Girl Pregnant Part 2
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Some Chick Named Bryoni Kate Topless
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Hot Skinny Blonde Afina Posing Naked in Some Amazing Poses
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Some Lauren Lee Girl Pulling Off her Panties
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Cum in her Ear Fetish
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Some Girl – Topless on Balcony
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2018

May

Heidi Klum Tits of the Day

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Heidi Klum may not make sense, being the 55 year old woman that she is, posting provocative pics because it is all she knows, proving that the germans are good at Engineering, because she cleverly uses her tit as bait, not her vagina…that probably looks like an Outback Steakhouse Bloomin’ Onion….

Because when you’re Heidi Klum and you’ve had your pussy and ass banged out to be one giant hole by:

1- SEAL and his large adult sized arm penis – straight from Africa – all tribal and shit – which her German S&M model liked because it made her feel alive….germans are weird…

2- Other rich men that she’s met along the way

3- Young dudes, rockstars, pretty much all the cock she can get

4- 14 kids with at least 2 of those men.

5- the aging process, she tries to defy, because she doesn’t look her age, but her pussy might not be capable of defying even with surgeries…because nature…

You focus on the titty.

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2018

May

Zoe Kravitz Hard Nipples of the Day

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Zoe Kravitz is the worst. I mean I am sure there are worst people in the world than her…but whenever I see her pop up, I instantly think to myself that she’s the worst…

She’s a Lisa Bonet x Lenny Kravitz, rich brat who I guess is 1/2 black by having two half black parents.

She has decided she’s a fashion model, or fashion icon, or fashion influencer, or an actor, while acting all cool or arty…

BUT SHE LOOOKS LIKE SHIT….not in a racist, she’s 1/2 black from two 1/4s black, because that’s not the kind of redneck I am..

I just see pretentious, vain, disgusting…celebrated by the media because people love celebrity kids…and nipples or not she’s trash…expensive trash trying to be high brow trash…but still trash..

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2018

May

Bella Thorne Bikini Ass of the Day

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Bella Thorne is in a bikini on a boat, or was in a bikini on a boat, and unfortunately a shark didn’t eat her, rip her apart, and put her out of her misery that she doesn’t really realize is coming because she’s young and too distracted by all the attention and money she’s making from Social Media, where her and her crackwhore party girl sister, who are both damaged, and basically like children of a cult, raised by an eager stage mom to make them famous, don’t know how useless they are…they are just getting all this love they never got growing up…for being what they think is being themselves…and eventually…I don’t know when…but probably when people are onto someone else…the downward spiral will hit..

I am excited for those dark times, not because I am negative, or wish bad things on terrible people, and not that I think a slutty half naked Bella Thorne is a terrible person…I mean she posts up half nakedness all the time and we like that…it’s a great time…young tits, tight bod….if you can handle how annoying she is…

I also like reset buttons when things get too hype and amazing for a person to let them remember it’s all nonsense that is fleeting and they can stop trying to upset their estranged stage parent mother…which I assume is the source of all this ridiculousness…for social media…a MEME really…

A MeME in a bikini….

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2018

May

Irina Shayk Almost Pussy Flash of the Day

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Russian bride with no soul, who I am not too sure whether she’s actually locked in Brad Cooper through marriage, but she has had his kid as soon as she possibly could, because the timing was right, she was pushing 30….and knew it was now or never…

I think knowing it comes with a 25k month child support allowance is pretty much a great selling point, I mean once he actually leaves her, by why would he leave her, she’s just happy being the accessory, the prop, the add on, the backup dancer, to his A List life, and gets to go to special events and things because of it…this is living the top life, the best life, especially compared to her mother’s life back in Communist Russia waiting for rationed bread.

I do think she’s hot, but I fuck 55 year old fat women…so at this point in my life a bag of dog shit is hotter than anything I stick my dick in….

I do think she’s had a lot of work done, but when trying to see her mom cunt, to decide how beat up it is or not, her face injections don’t matter.

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2018

May

Naomi Holt Naked of the Day

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Naomi Holt is a Miss Universe Australia 2017 Finalist…..sounds like a pretty thirsty title, you know the kind a instagram whore would have because she knows she has a better chance to get credit as being someone who is more than just a shameless instagram whore if there’s credentials…

Not that being a “finalist” is credentials….that’s the first lose, it’s first place or no place, you might as well be last place if you’re second place, but at least she tried, maybe next time she’ll go for something more attainable, like “playboy model”…I mean if you’re already getting naked and they’ll post up pics of any naked bitch…it’s at least better than telling the world you’re a fucking failure….

But then again, she’s getting naked and that’s a good start to wherever she’s planning on taking this…

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2018

May

Candice Swanepoel Bikini of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is known for only doing Victoria’s Secret, because that’s all she’s done, and she was hot and exciting and interesting when she was early on in her career, but there comes a time when you’ve seen enough of the same damn pose from the same damn chick, that you think “don’t you have any other tricks…trick”….and she doesn’t….unless you consider being perpetually pregnant, something she seems to have figured out how to do as well as giving the camera a look with her hip pushed out while in a bikini…cuz she’s always pregnant…but she keeps her bullshit alive with throwback videos and pics to remind people of her naked or half naked in bikini art form she’s mastered…so when she’s back to work, off MAT leave for the third time in two years, the world will be ready for her…never forgotten or some shit…

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