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Bella Thorne Fitness of the Day

Julianne Hough Defends Being Skinny in a Fat World of the Day

2018

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I always find it exciting when strippers I know personally because I’ve paid them 10 dollars a song for lap dances that are more me grabbing their tits sessions, update their social media profiles to celebrate that they got their real estate license, only to post consistent professional photos for so many years that you’d think they forgot they were once a stripper who posted slutty contnet…everything is sexy business attire, still showing off their fat ass and tits, but in a pinstripe skirt and blazer…..

But then you go back to that stripclub you haven’t been to for a few years and see that the real estate agent you only follow because she was a stripper, even though her content is really boring now that she’s a real estate agent…humping the fucking pole on stage, spreading her cooter for perverts to put dollars in their mouths and have her simulate sex with them on stage to a room full of men saying “what kind of dude puts a dollar in their mouth to lay on stage in a room full of people for a stripper to pull their money out of their mouths with their asshole”….as searching their pockets for dollar bills of their own….

Point being….Here are some stepLINKS…oh and a ho is a ho is a ho and I love it.

Ariana Grande’s Boyfriend is Weird..So Are her Constant Fuck Me Boots
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More No Pants Ariana Grande
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Countess Luann, whoever that is, at Pride, Tits Out…
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Psycho Bikini Girl Going Ape Shit on Boyfriend’s Truck
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Alyssa Milano Wants to Adopt Migrant Children…
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Man Passes Out on Roller Coaster
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Kelly Clarkson’s Disgustingly Huge Nashville Home
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COuple Taking Embarassing Selfies -Caught in the Act
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Submarine Ride of the Day
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Feeding Strangers a banana Street Prank
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Inmates Staging an Escape and It’s Awesome
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Here’s why Rolex Watches are So Expensive
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Savage Head Kicks in Euro MMA
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Redheaded Titty Flash
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Get Yourself Some E-Cigars to Puff on and Fuck Your Intern With….
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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2018

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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Look at them tiny nips….yeah….

The nice thing about being a drunk is that you forget everything, I would assume it is the closest thing to having Alzheimers which is a good thing when you’re a disaster and like to forget…but you already know this…

Tonight, I was drinking in some new bar that was recommended to me by a friend because they have cheap drinks…and I got in there and said “this feels fucking familiar” but I couldn’t place it…but when i was three or four drinks it all came back to me and it was a bar that I had been at before…many years ago…probably not the same owner or decor…where a fat girl went off on me because she though I was a pig, a misogynist, a chauvinist and most importantly a pervert cuz I kept trying to grab at her big monster tits…because that’s what you do…when you’re all those things having a good time drinking…despite considering yourself a feminist….eventually she threw a drink on me……and ended the night eating my ass in her car because as it turns out fat chicks are feisty, angry, but most important desperate and horny and hungry…willing to suck ass til they get your dinner out of you…

Here are some steplinks….

Davide Lynch Thinks Trumpis Going Down as Best President in History…..
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Bean Growth Time Lapse over 25 Days
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Sarah Hyland Has a Message for you Perverts- That Isn’t Very Inclusive or Respectful of our Pervert Ways..
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Bella Hadid is a Rat Face in a Crop Top…
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CNN Proves that Kids Have Been Separated from Parents for Years
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Miley Cyrus in Short Shorts
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Madison Beer – PINK BIKINI
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Nicki Minaj Monster Cameltoe
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Girl and her Sex Toy
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Lohan is Big in Greece and Launching a Reality Show in Greece
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Very Fat Chick Going Viral
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Jeep Roll of the Day
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Bella Hadid – Nip Flash
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Meek Mill Denied New Trial
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FAT RUSSELL CROWE
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Locklear Had an Overdose….
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Sleepy Bus Ride
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Terry Crews Testifies on Capitol Hill About Sexual Assault
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Slut in a Bikini
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Jet Suit Lake Testing
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Ariana Grande’s Boyfriend is Weird..So Are her Constant Fuck Me Boots
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Get Yourself Some E-Cigars to Puff on and Fuck Your Intern With….
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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Elsa Hosk….in Pajamas at an Event – Pretty Slutty
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Kim Garner – Thigh
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Sophia Bush in a Magazine
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Shakira Slutty in Concert
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Alison Brie – Slutty in a Magazine
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Kayley Cuoco Slutty Photoshoot
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Stephanie Beatriz in Playboy
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Maria Menounos at some Event
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Michelle Pfeiffer at an Event
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Tove Lo Slutty in Concert
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From stepSMUT!!

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Today’s Hot as Fuck Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Slutty Amateur Pulling her Tit Out
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Greek Slut Naked
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Some Naked Girl in a Mesh Shirt….
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Becky Holt Tattoo Ass
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Alexa Brooke Huge Tits
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Naked Pregnant Chicks
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Verronica Spreading her Legs…
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Chubby Hottie Using a Dildo to See How Deep the Pussy Is….
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Mom and Dad on their Trip to Mexico….
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Creepiest Cam Girl…
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Gay Pride Brawl…Lesbians…
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Girl Takes Shot in Foreskin
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Butt Fingering
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Hot and Naked in Heels
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How To Get Hep
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That Anus Has Angel Wings
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2018

Jun

Bella Hadid Naked for Fashion of the Day

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What the world needs less of is Bella Hadid…the girl who has had her career bought for her thanks to having a rich narcissistic dad who wants his daughters to be seen as hot models that the world celebrates…it gets him more access to the low level models who want to be top models like his daughters and makes them willing to fuck him to get closer to them…basically the best promotional tool for his model fetish…the best sugar baby site is having your two daughters famous as models….EVEN though they are rat faced and undeserving of it according to me.

I am not a fan of rich people buying their career to get ahead. I find it obnoxious. I am fine with them being naked and attention seeking… I just don’t think the non-deserving should get a head when there are so many hotter and better whores with better attitudes who don’t just expect it cuz their sister had it.

I am not a fan of society jumping ontop of something they consider to be “famous” or interesting or relevant because it has social media followers…perpetuating the snowball effect of their career….having everyone compete to work with her…scrambling to work with her…making her a lot of money..when really there are a million other people to work with…

The fact that people care about anything about Bella Hadid is tragic state of the country….she should be out there doing coke at parties, releasing sex tapes, scrambling to be an actual model and failing…but in this era, it can clearly been bought, has been bought, and here we are with this trash as top tier….

I do not get it, but she’s pulled off a troll masterful thanks to a team of experts…and here she is loving every second of it…but probably still a whiney bitch about it…cuz that’s how rich people are.

Here she is braless and still boring

Bella Hadid Nipples See Through White Shirt

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2018

Jun

Ariel Winter’s Fat Tits of the Day

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Ariel Winter is so fat, she is also so boring, but here’s a pic of her in what she probably thinks is her looking her best, all neckless with face make-up on, with possibly face injections in, looking like some kind of Kylie Jenner like all the girls do…and I’d say it is magical, but I don’t find broken child stars who grew up to be troll looking shrek looking things to be magical, even if they chop off their tits and their tits magically re-appear, thanks to overeating to fill the void that is in the depth of your soul knowing your parents sold you to the entertainment industry to get you all rich as fuck….

I figure at least one of you will like her cleavage…because I know dudes and dudes like tits, whether they are on fat chicks or not….tits.

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2018

Jun

Heather Graham Bikini of the Day

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It’s nice to see Roller Girl Heather Graham still sexualizing herself – so many years after she first sexualized herself in Boogie Nights playing a hot titty pornstar with a rockin’ 70s bush, the way pornstars are supposed to look, but so often don’t….because they are too busy being social media whores…but the good news is that I’ve done some Porn Research recently and discovered a lot of Instagram looking girls do porn with their boyfriends…because porn has been normalized, it’s no big deal, it’s just sex, even if it destroys these women at their core of their soul, but while they are doing it and getting paid for it as dudes jerk off to them…they fucking love every second of it.

That has little to do with Heather Graham’s ass in a bikini while she does her whole Travel the world living the good life doing yoga because she’s rich from Hollywood…but these pics do….

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2018

Jun

Jojo in a Push Up Bra – Ad of the Day

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Tits or not – I can’t believe Jojo still has fans, or gets booked for shows, she is a one hit wonder from the early 2000s, some jailbait that wasn’t even hot, but that perverts liked cuz it was underage…she was so low level, not on some Lohan or Britney shit…but she still exists…

Maybe it’s the tits, or the PUSH UP BRA campaigns that are paying her promote her tits….maybe the perverts follow her because they feel less guilty about jerking off to her when she was famous, like when a Babysitter marries or knocks up the kid they babysat when they are grown ups….if you know what I mean..

If you don’t, here’s Jojo tits.

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2018

Jun

Mandy Rose Bikini of the Day

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Mandy Rose is a WWE Wrestler with tits, but you already know that….

I feel like 90 percent of my 1 reader is a WWE fan…because that’s just the kind of low hanging fruit trash I attract with the tit pics I post…and the jokes that I write….

I have known WWE people, and they do exist, they are everywhere, and they are some of the most simplistic, bad taste motherfuckers around.

I have gone to WWE events, thanks to Paul Heyman trying to seduce me into linking his website with front row tickets to a local event and I have seen the WWE fans in action…they are a crazy bunch of hicks….

I know the women in the WWE, used to make the experience less gay look like white trash Hooters girls or strippers, which is pretty on brand…

So this Mandy Rose and her tits, with fake blonde hair like it was the 90s…is pretty on brand…for me, for them, for her, for everyone….

You love it…admit it.

Mandy Rose WWE Tits and Ass in A Red Bikini

Heres her titty selfie

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2018

Jun

Mechanical Bull Rider of the Day

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My friend and crime reporter and pervert who isn’t that perverted but who I like to call a pervert Mark Ebner posted this video of his lunchtime entertainment at the Saddle Ranch in Los Angeles….a place where all your dreams come true….or all my dreams come true…because they have a mechanical bull….which makes for a good time, sometimes, thanks to fat tits doing what they are supposed to do when there’s a Mechanical Bull in the room.

It’s nice to see that even in this #MeToo era of we can’t have wet t-shirt contests, mud wrestling events, Jello Wrestling happy hours and all the good stuff we used to be able to do…despite all women whoring themselves out on their social media channels and in life….and are exponentially more slutty and and half naked exhibitionists than they ever were….we can revisit the simplicity that is the Mechanical bull…..because I guess the Mechanical Bull despite being meant for THIS…can be spun to be about something else….even though all of us perverts know it’s not cowboy training or an amusement park ride…it’s a way to gyrate women hard…

I used to operate a Mechanical bull…that’s a true story….I worked for a gaming company that would rent games to events and I’d be one of the guys who set the games up and unfortunately operated the games for gross kids to piss on and make sticky and essentially make me hate my life….

But sometimes, you’d get booked to do the Mechanical bull at a High School Grad party, a Sweet Sixteen, even a wedding or two…and the shift and basically slave labor work would got back faster with tit slips and ass flashes…back when they didn’t live on social media…a media that has created a lot of confusion, at least for me, like why are you so much sluttier than you used to be…why have I seen every girl naked….intellectualizing their nudity…but they are now so much more uptight with the being slutty, protesting things like the Mechanical bull….

Well not this girl….she protests it tits out..and it’s pure, it’s magic, it’s real, it’s amazing….it’s what life is supposed to be.

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2018

Jun

Joyce Verheyen Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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Who Joyce Verheyen is doesn’t matter.

What she does doesn’t matter.

What she’s about doesn’t matter.

What her hopes and dreams are, don’t matter.

What went wrong in her childhood that made her want to be on camera, like a famous girl, living that famous life, that everyone envies and that guys jerk off to doesn’t matter.

What went wrong in her high school that made her want to try hard to be seen as the hot chick everyone wants to fuck doesn’t matter.

Her confidence in getting naked like everyone else trying to get ahead doesn’t matter.

What matters is that she’s naked in photoshoots as her low level marketing campaign to expand her career so that she doesn’t have to work a regular job – and can just travel around and live a life of luxury like so many others…and that is what matters….

Why work when you can make your narcissism and tits work for you….

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2018

Jun

Tinashe Short Shorts of the Day

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We still don’t know who Tinashe is.

I just know she’s drunk and doing some sort of dance in what are either short shorts or little boy style underwear…

Let’s hope it’s little shorts…..

Because little boy underwear, like the superhero underwear with the Y seam is something I hate seeing women wear, and women do where them, and I know a dude who fucking loved when women did and would make his girlfriend’s wear them, while regular dudes are buying crotchless panties, this motherfucker would be a K-Mart buying a 6 pack of superhero underwear in size large….

Why would a dude want his girl to remind him of little boys, that’s creepy, I’m not psychologist, but clearly dude had a scout leader, or a school bus driver, or an elementary school teacher, or a little league coach, or a priest, or a Mall Santa, or a Disney Staffer in his life that showed him the ropes, or maybe that’s what his hopes and dreams and aspirations are….because I think men who dress their women up like little boys…likely are what you’d expect them to be….

That said…Tinashe is a singer who was dating a Basketball player who left her Kendall Jenner allowing her to exist…and now she’s looking like a good time for the Paparazzi like she should…

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