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2018

11

Jun

Karlie Kloss Cameltoe of the Day

Karlie Kloss is a fucking tank.

I never understood how she ended up a VS model, there is nothing hot or lingerie model about her….I did however understand why Taylor Swift adopted her, because she was big enough to throw Taylor Swift around in the bedroom, and when you’re a broken rich as fuck famous person, sexual addiction is usually what comes with the territory…it’s the trade off…and when you’re as powerful as Taylor Swift in a world filled with Groupies…we can assume there’s a line-up of people, like Karlie Kloss who even have money of their own, waiting to be friends with Taylor Swift, because she’s Taylor Swift and that can help elevate their careers and is really the only reason anyone is friends with Taylor Swift..cuz she’s the worst…

Speaking of the worst, as I stare at Karlie Kloss jogging, it’s safe to say she’s the lingerie model with the worst body…and that may or may not be an accomplishment…but it’s something and it’s here…

Posted in:Karlie Kloss|SFW

2018

11

Jun

Emeraude Toubia Nude of the Day

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Who the hell is Emeraude Toubia? I found her Twitter

Emeraude Toubia proves one very important thing…and that is that when you’re naked…your stupid name doesn’t matter…we can see past that by fixating on your tits…

I had never heard of her before the naked pics, which means naked pics work, I’m here googling the girl, only to discover she’s from Montreal…which is where I am from…what are the chances…maybe we’ve crossed paths…maybe we’ve been in the park together…maybe I’ve stared at her ass while she was at the mall…there possibilities are fucking endless in the way I’ve possibly sexualized her when she walked past me…ways that I guess she’s sexualizing herself..

From my research, she’s on some fantasy show called Shadowhunters, she’s 29, she’s been nominated for Teen Choice Awards, and she’s from Montreal…and I am from Montreal..how the hell have we not become friends…why am I not the one taking these nude pics of her…I have a broken iPhone camera but I am sure we can make it work….

She positions herself as hispanic, because that’s good marketing….and this is for some Spanish Magazine…but not naked enough – where is the LABIA…

Posted in:Emeraude Toubia|SFW

2018

11

Jun

Hailey Baldwin Tits Out for Church of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin is in Miami going to church with Justin Bieber

There is a whole new movement of these young, under 25 year olds, finding the church, they all think that Jesus is the Way…because they come from parents who turned their back to the church and lived this vapid existence chasing money, allowing them to have these coddled rich kids lives, that felt like they had no actual meaning….so to give them some sort of enlightenment….or purpose…or meaning beyond having all kinds of things and money…they are turning back to Christ…and I find it fucking weird.

I do not understand why with Science, the church has any credibility, you’d think we’d be further and further away from that…but these people are idiots, have no grasp on reality, and use the church as some sort of angle.

Because everything they do – is so far off from the actual lessons of Christ…not that I am an expert on the shit – but I know going to Church tits out, in and of itself is a sin…and creating smut for men to jerk off to also a sin…and living her life being a vapid girl trying to get famous for being hot…a sin….

So whether she’s with Bieber going to church for paparazzi or not, this girl identifies as a Jesus freak but everything she does is so off track…it makes no sense…but people buy into it and I guess that makes her feel like less of a harlot…

Here she is getting her dick sucked by Justin Bieber

Here she is in her post-church bikini

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2018

11

Jun

Elsa Hosk Naked Seflies and Some Cultural Appropriation Done Right of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is the stand in for Candice Swanepoel, who I think is hotter than Candice Swanepoel, and culturally more interesting that Candice Swanepoel, assuming that these women aren’t all created in some funded lab by the VS overlords…because Swanepoel is from South Africa, which along with legless national heroes who kill their girlfriends, there’s also a high AIDS rate and more importantly….systematic racism where these whites were basically using slaves up until 3 or 4 weeks ago….while HOSk…is Swedish and everyone loves IKEA…

Moreover, Swanepoel has been chronically pregnant, the worst kind of STD, for the longest time now, giving Hosk a chance to really make it in the world…

Hosk, and her thin legs claim to have been professional Basketball player legs when she was back in Sweden and realized there is no professional basketball for women, so she became a top VS promo model….getting naked..all the time and there’s something beautiful about women who get naked for money…and there always will be…even when they get naked for money on their social media for free…it’s all to elevate their getting naked for money rate….

Hot regardless…

Here she is seductive in a Mexican Blanket and as a Half Mexican I can say….I feel like this is cultural appropriation done right…

Here she is on all fours doing her skinny long legs right…

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2018

11

Jun

Christina Milian Pussy Print of the Day

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Christina Milian irritates me. I don’t find her hot. It’s not the early 2000s, we have the internet and we don’t need to be jerking off to slutty videos that she put out when she was 19 or 20, rolling around in the mud, looking fucking hot….and we sure as hell don’t need smut produced by that 19 or 20 year old in the early 2000s, who is now 38 years old, still bringing what she considers the heat or fire…because it’s done…it’s over…

The most offensive thing about Christina Milian going mental on the social media with her exhibitionist, slutty content, was that she was a recent divorcee and out there trying to prove herself, because I guess her husband cheated on her, is that she was a fucking mom at the time….and I guess still is…but regardless as a mom she should say “I’m rich, I get child support from someone else who is rich, maybe I’ll just chill and give my kid the best life”…but instead she hit Vegas pool parties and instagram hard….and it was just tragic to me and every black man out there…who said “why you gotta be so basic man, this is what the white man wants you to do, be more like Oprah, and less like a single mother with a crack addiction at the strip club that turns tricks in the booth”….seriously…

She’s got song credits on BIEBER songs, and all kinds of songs, and I guess on some thongs…and gets fucking PAID to this day and likely for her entire fucking life…million dollar checks…so I guess this shamelessness is a hobby…

WHICH I guess makes the whole thing a whole other level of compelling…like she doesn’t need to do this, she wants to do this..that changes the whole dynamic..but I’ll still be like Cosby and say her behavior is setting the whole movement back…

This is supposed to be her nipple on instagram live..

Posted in:Christina Milian

2018

11

Jun

Chantel Jeffries Got Them Titties on of the Day

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Chantel Jeffries was the girl who got busted with Bieber…when Bieber got arrested…and has her tits out….

Some would say…she’s instagram whore who is a legit model people, she’s signed to an agency and has lots of followers because she’s a legit model…and not because she’s an instagram whore..

The kind of girl who got a lot of followers for being slutty, so many followers, popping up on the explore page that athletes and Beibers alike would ask her to fuck…

And now she’s a DJ…

Is she relevant, who fucking knows what relevant even means anymore…there’s so much bottom feeding trash making money it’s impossible to navigate really…

But we do know her tits are out and that’s something, not so magical if you’ve ever left your house and saw that everyone has their tits out…but it’s still tits and as men we must continue to always support women and their cleavage by sexualizing it…otherwise we might as well hop on some Bruce Jenner hormones..and make our full transition.

Posted in:Chantel Jeffries|SFW

2018

11

Jun

Demi Rose See Through of the Day

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Demi Rose has such a weird face, weird shape, weird everything, it’s amazing that she got famous on the internet. I would assume she’s like some kind of Tila Tequila of her generation. A right place, right time, polarize the social media accounts with robot traffic and audience until the rest of the world pays notice…and gets her in the tabloids, talked about, followed, called Britain’s next Kim K, because she’s got a weird fucking body like Kim K, and the whole thing is fucking strange to me…

It’s like she was ahead of the mainstream to the place she can post slutty pics of herself, so the mainstream thinks she matters and girl loves every fucking second of it….

Her body is fucking weird…her dress see through…the rumor is she’s a sex worker…and I guess without sex workers you’d all be fucking virgins and very angry at the world…so let’s celebrate a woman’s right to choose how much she’ll accept for deep dicking.

Posted in:Demi Rose|SFW

2018

11

Jun

Barbara Palvin Tits for Instagram of the Day

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I never have anything interesting to say about Barbara Palvin, but I guess in her defence, or as a general statement, I never have anything interesting to say about anything…

I just focus on the tits, because as I’ve said numerous times before, that’s all that these people are doing when it comes to promoting themselves, why should we try to look past that, or look deeper into their personalities, to find qualities or intelligence, when really they are just reducing themselves to tits.

We live in this world where every girl wants to be praised and celebrated like some kind of Victoria’s Secret model, but only a few are selected, like Barbara Palvin who at 18 was a young recruit from Hungary, who ended up hitting puberty and being built like a Hungarian wrestler, only to get fired and be forced to get fit again…because no one ants a fat lingerie model, no matter what the industry tries to tell you…it’s gross.

So this is her comeback tour…come back…cum back…tour….

Posted in:Barbara Palvin|SFW

2018

11

Jun

Mountain Dew in Anus and Other Videos of the Day

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Crackhead Haircut

Road Rage Fight – Guy Gets Stripped Naked

Naked Cyclists!

Times Square Weirdo

Car Swerves and Loses Control…

Paraglider Death of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

11

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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No matter how many times I see it, I’ll still be blown away, that girls of all ages are not wearing bras, but are wearing shorts that might as well be underwear, with asses hanging out, full asses hanging out, and nipples flopping everywhere, especially those with big tits, and it’s non discriminatory, people of all cultures, from Indians, (dot not feather)…to white girls, black girls, hispanic girls, rich girls, poor girls, fat girls, skinny girls, moms and daughters, classy girls and gutter girls…all pretty much half naked….

I blame instagram..Or should I thank instagram…

Either way, it is because of instagram..

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