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2018

30

Apr

Bella Thorne Pussy Dance of the Day

Bella Thorne, in all her ride her Disney Fame to the net level social media fame glory, has launched a clothing line where kids everywhere are stealing their parent’s credit card to buy, and is making a shit ton of money off of exploiting them, at insane prices, because she can….reminding you that kids are idiots, that Bella Thorne is exploitative, because she’s making money doing her acting bullshit and doesn’t need more money and instead of sharing the wealth, she’s fucking taking advantage on all fronts..

But in her continued shameless self promotion, that isn’t even that hot, but that is half naked, she’s decided to sell panties that look like men’s underwear, probably for a lot of money, and in order to get people to notice, she’s doing a dance in her panties…

The sad thing in all this is that she hasn’t had a drug overdose yet, and that she’s on the rise, but that rise will come crashing down eventually…and in the meantime, her hustle includes panty videos….which I guess isn’t terrible especially if it encourages other girls to post up panty videos of their own…

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2018

30

Apr

Jessica Simpson’s Massive Titties of the Day

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This Jessica Simpson massive titty about to explode from her weight being pressed down on it…in some water balloon in a party game looking…bursting out in every direction….posed pic for her social media…the way we want to see the billionaire fashion entrepreneur…because her monster tits have always been the best thing about her…even when her fat body caught up to her tits…before she brokered a million dollar deal to lose the weight with Weight Watchers…by likely not eating weight watchers…

This is amazing…Probably uncomfortable for her back, but she can handle it, she’s a performer…but amazing because I don’t think I’ve ever seen a tit this big, being squashed out like this as a selfie, especially not on a mom pushing 40…this is inspiring, next level content that she felt compelled to post because even she knows it’s talent too good to be wasted….I mean seriously…this is almost life changing to a person with a big sloppy tit fetish…like we’ve seen the Messiah or some shit…

I’m not a religious man, but I am a believer….PRAISE Jessica Simpson Tit….the coming of Jesus will happen soon….because my name is Jesus and this is that good.

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2018

30

Apr

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples of the Day

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I think Lily Rose Depp is amazing…

The 18 year old, that I assume is as terrible as all 18 year olds, even worse than most 18 year olds because she’s spoiled, rich, entitled and famous thanks to her parents being Johnny Depp….

Doesn’t bother me for some reason, because I figure if you’re celebrity rich kid – you’re by default going to be the worst…especially when you decide to “model” or “act” instead of getting a real life skill…because they want the Hollywood life too, it’s a joke, it’s easy, when you’ve made it…it’s easy living of literally never having to work and she’s made it…

So the hipster playing down to earth and “artistic” cuz she’s half European..is more just a style choice…from Urban Outfitters than an actual ideology….or life mission…

But she did once support saving the Sea Turtles…instead of posting coachella pics and that is a good start….to me thinking she may be cool..I guess we shall see…but in the meantime we can stare at them tits.

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TO SEE HER PAL ALANA CAMPION’S TITTIES CLICK HERE

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2018

30

Apr

Liz Hurley Nipples of the Day

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Liz Hurley just won’t stop. She’s got the itch and it’s getting scratched with each provocative picture she takes.

Clearly, she keeps pushing the limits of her pics for attention because she is getting the attention she craves in her soul that offsets her having to deal with being old and forgotten, old and irrelevant, or just old…because people out there think her body is hot, her tits are hot, her face injections hot, and they talk about it…giving her new life..

She’s finally brought out the nipples, and according to my sources, her 16 year old son is her photographer, because rich people are fucking weird, narcissism makes them inappropriate with their kids sexually, since they just don’t know the fucking difference….

This is pushing boundaries in ways white trash families would get arrested for…

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2018

30

Apr

Patricia Gloria Contreras Topless of the Day

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We don’t know who Patricia Gloria Contreras is, but she is topless with them bolt ons in an Instagram beach photoshoot..caught by the paparazzi…because anyone can be famous thanks to social media and a willingness to show tits….even BOLT ON TITS…

She’s a Mexican in Miami..living the life of “CONTENT CREATOR”….content like this…

Or content like her and her POM (instagram clickbait dog) dancing..

OR THIS SHIT…

She is living the Miami dream…and as it turns out she’s also a stepmother and has been since she was 18…which means one very important thing…SUGAR BABY…girl can focus on her work as a content creator thanks to some rich dude funding her…nice life…better than doing DONKEY SHOWS in TIJUANA like other Mexican whores.

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2018

30

Apr

Pink’s Mom Thighs Live the Florida Dream of the Day

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Pink looks like Florida more than anything else in this world besides a box of Tropicana Juice…

Everything about her, from her haircut to her thick thighs, her style and her music is what you’d expect from Florida…even her fucking name…screams FLORIDA…

I assume that from the strip of bars in Jacksonville, down the coast through Daytona…to Key West…all up the Gulf side from Fort Myers to fucking St Pete’s….and Panama City…her songs are blasted every night at least a dozen times in their cheesy, slushy boozy drink beach bars….

So seeing her in Florida is like some kind of coming home, just ghetto as fuck white girl…in the ocean…living the Florida Dream….

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2018

30

Apr

Sofia Richie Big Tits of the Day

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Unlike Nicole Camille Escovedo, she’s actually his kid, and not just some broken adopted brat, with angst from being adopted, as most adopted kids do, especially when their mom’s are groupie drug addicted whores…who probably didn’t know she was pregnant, and even if she did, still took as much band cock as she could backstage while wasted on whatever drugs were popular in 1980…hoping to either induce labor, or be the FUNNEST ABORTION EVER….living the fucking dream….until she was forced to throw the newborn in the trash for LIONEL to pick up and care for…

This Sofia Richie is his actual spoiled brat, later in life daughter…and as basic LA as you’d expect, all these people fuck each other, she’s banging the Kardashian husband and baby daddy, like her older sister probably used to back when her and Paris made fun of the half white Armenians trying to get in on their scene…

I don’t think an 18 year old broken rich kid dating a 40 year old is a bad thing, it’s kind of the whole dad she never had situation…I just think they look miserable and despressing in their paparazzi strategic life…that I assume Kris Jenner has set up as a storyline on the show and that Sofia Riche is on payroll for…She is a cast member. This is all a lie.

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2018

30

Apr

Stefanie Giesinger Tits and Ass of the Day

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Stefanie Giesinger is some hot German Instagram Model, possibly another Eugenics situation….thanks to genetic modification of the evil evil German empire in the 40s…that has made some pretty fucking hot Aryans as part of his legacy…along with great engineered cars….because I guess there is always good to bad and bad to good…

She has 3.2 million followers so she’s a real fucking big deal…that’s a huge amount of people probably waiting to see her tits, unless she has the 3.2 million followres from showing her tits….I just can’t be too sure…because all this stuff crosses over and spills into each other…it’s the chicken or the egg…what came first the titty pic of the insta fame…WHO CAN EVEN KNOW or bother researching it because it just needs to be treated like the clickbait that it is…and that’s exactly what I want to do with it….

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2018

30

Apr

Suki Waterhouse Workout Erotica of the Day

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Suki Waterhouse is some UK socialite who pretends to be a model…and now pretends to be an actor..she was hot a few years ago because she looked underage and guys like that but who looks like shit now that she’s in NYC trying to make it as an actor more seriously…cuz she clearly doesn’t have what is needed to model…

She has had sex with Brad Cooper….before he left her for the Hotter Irina…the meal ticket thrown out the window but the ego still massaged to think she’s a big deal..but she looks like shit in the gym, and her left tit’s doing something weird, but she’s in her bra for the paparazzi which I guess is what matters to these idiots trying to get media hits…

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2018

30

Apr

Tallulah Willis Naked of the Day

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Tallulah Willis is a Demi Moore and Bruce Willis daughter who have lived a pretty spoiled and blessed life, because that’s what happens when both your parents are stupid rich from being actors….

She looks a little too Bruce, but at least she’s got tits, tits that her feminist activist who has nothing else to do with her time than create and participate in art like this….art that some photographer is using her to elevate himself and that she embraces because she gets to be on camera…

In the first pic, above – we see her covered in paint, to prove to you that she is in fact an artist, because artists, they do paint…so do Mexican Migrant workers, but not naked, that would get them arrested and sent back to Mexico…

In the second pic – below – Here she is covered in some sort of sperm like substance – that we can assume is not sperm but what her mother’s vagina looks like due to all the sperm trapped inside it….it’s ok because in her old age it acts like lubricant…

In the third pic – below – her brother Rumer topless in panties – because it’s important to take a lesson form the Kardashians and make it a family affair..

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