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Heidi Klum in an Offensive bikini of the Day

Anna Zaiachkivska is the Instagram Of The Day

Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day

2018

Jun

Iskra Lawrence Big Girl of the Day

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They say that Big Girl’s don’t cry, especially when they’ve figured out a scam that involves them being big girls, so that they can eat their way through pretty much anything, and that alone gets them celebrated as some kind of talent that the world wants to support, that brands want to pay, when really she’s just exploiting the fat girl plight, strictly based on her finding an angle that worked for her to get to where she’s at….in terms of celebrity.

If she stayed a skinny girl trying to be a model, she’d be no where, she’s not hot, but chow down on 5000 calories a day of pure carbs and fatten the fuck up, like anyone who tried to get fat would….release a relevant video about being fat…and next thing you know…DOLLAR SIGNS CHA CHING CHA CHING cash register sounds….

I don’t buy her lies…

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2018

Jun

Halsey Hard Nipples of the Day

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They say, once you go black their’s no going back, which I guess is something I’ve heard my entire life, whether from racists who are like “cuz no white guy will take you back”…and I have met many white men who were offended and wouldn’t fuck girls they knew who fucked black guys…which always blew my mind because I guess I’m not racist, or into the cuckold, or figure if I was a white girl, I’d probably bang black guys too…because white guys are fucking fat small dicked lamed as fuck people with no swag…that’s not to say I have a black guy fetish…it’s just to say white dudes are lame as fuck…

Point being…I guess it applies to coming out to the world as having a black dad, something that shouldn’t be an angle, but that she’s using as an angle, and has been trying to prove her blackness to social media ever since she announced it like it’s a thing….

So an uninteresting raver chick….is now a black cultural experience having some kind of revolution and the whole thing is pretty dumb…but when nipples are involved we must celebrate.

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2018

Jun

Emily Blunt Bikini of the Day

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Emily Blunt looks like she’s been smoking too many blunts – and like she’s had a bad case of the munchies…for far too many nights…

I blame the legalization of recreational cannabis in California…

That’s all I’ve got, mainly because I don’t know who Emily Blunt is, maybe James Blunt’s wife…remember him? Is he still a thing…who cares…

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2018

Jun

Elsa Hosk is Topless of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is on Vacation, living her best life, showing off to the world what being a tall and skinny Swedish girl, who was once a professional basketball player, on some Steph Curry shit, before one of her coaches suggested, as he was “Larry Nassar-ing” her, as coaches do, I mean why else would a grown man want to be around young women doing athletics, tall young women, with their little shorts on, sweating and titties bouncing more than their offensive play, because as all the girls jog to keep up with the ball, their titties bounce along with them….

It’s obviously not from a passion for the sport, but rather a passion for the hot young chicks, who end up as Lingerie models, because they are used to being naked for you, as it is part of your secret drill for your star players.

The point is she’s old, almost over, was late to the game, but fantastic…

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2018

Jun

Bella Thorne Hard Nipples of the Day

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I am part of the problem. I was a fan of Bella Thorne when she first started popping up on social media. I thought to myself – look at this horse faced, man faced, redheaded slut from Disney, who was clearly part of some touring circus or vaudeville family, just a modern version, because teens don’t end up on TV from Florida without a whore mom whoring them…not to mention everyone from Florida, except maybe the Scientologists up in St Pete’s are pretty fucking whorish and down for whatever to get ahead….when I think of the two people I know from Florida, they are both in porn.

Point being…Bella Thorne has gone from cute, fitness, half naked girl with implants from Disney, to raver, weirdo, like Miley did before her, and sure the tits are still good, the stomach and body still young, but the rest of her is just boring, lame, annoying…and that makes me kinda hate her and see her for what she is..tranny -faced.

But she’s the biggest deal on Social Media….get sucked in…

Here she is looking like a tranny in a bikini

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2018

Jun

Alexis Ren Erotica of the Day

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Alexis Ren is a can’t stop don’t stop kind of gal.

She’s what she probably thinks is an influencer, maybe she thinks she’s a celebrity, I don’t know if she gets recognized when she’s outside, for more than being a half retard looking inbred with a great body, despite the bolt on tits, something I generally hate, but not as much as the women who get them, once they realize the plastic is seeping into their bloodstream and causing severe inflammation, in more than just TITTIES…

She’s pretty fucking aggressive in her content production, which I guess is the whole fucking point of instagram, go as fas as you can, take it as far as you can, to not be considered porn, but rather casually nipple on mirror selfies…the kind of thing all girls do…when they are exhibitionist sluts trying to stay relevant and keep their money and fans into them….

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2018

Jun

Couple Fucking in the Woods and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked Woman in the Road…

Gunmen Failed Shooting

Flying Head-Butt to Woman Beater

FBI Dancer Loses his Gun

The EPIC Beer Toss

Man Set Himself on Fire in the Mall

Teen Fights Old Guy in McDonalds

Pizza Man – Shit Himself

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2018

Jun

Nina Agdal Tits of the Day

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Nina Agdal is on the hustle, in denial that she’s old, washed up after never really making it, but making it more than she deserved to make it, thanks to Sports Illustrated loving her and her retard looking head…MARCH OF DIMES….AFFIRMATIVE ACTION…don’t Retard Head Shame…we are all god’s people…or some shit…

She’s old, she’s expired, she’s forgotten. She put a gamble on dating Leo that she thought would close out her life as a Sports Illustrated, who CLEARLY have no standards in their casting, model… You know do the IRINA, get knocked up by an A Lister, live a good life…

She’s now fucking Christie Brinkley’s rich as fuck son, new tactic, play the Sports Illustrated model life a little longer so that dude feels like he’s banging a retard immigrant version of his mom…he can relate to swim models…he probably had to listen to his mom brag about it all his life…and now he gets it from this overrated pile of shit..

AN overrated pile of shit showing some bikini tits…cuz she’s a bikini model trying to stay relevant..until she gets someone dude dumb enough to marry her money grubbing entitled ego..

Manipulative.

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2018

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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We really are living in the porno generation…

The highlight, and only thing I really remember from the weekend, because I assume I have some kind of parasite or overall terrible health that has affected my neurotransmitters,, was walking through a park to get to my destination, only to walk by a chubby girl on the straddling a young guy….who may have been penetrating her, she had a skirt on and his hands were fully up her shirt as he gazed into her eyes…like they were living out some romance novel…as all kinds of old people just walked by…they just didn’t care…cuz sex like shitting your parasitic shit is a “when you gotta go, you go”….especially now that everyone, even your grandma watches porn all day…it’s normal.

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A Slut I’ve Never Heard of in a Bikini. Her Name is Andrea Calle and She is Irrelevant
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Sofia Richie Dumped Scott Disick and I Assume EVERYONE cares
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Rowing Team Collision
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Pictures at Kanye’s Publicity Stunt Event
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Grizzly Bear Runs Through Neighborhood
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Brian DePalma is Doing a Horror Movie About Weinstein
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2018

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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In not so fascinating news, I left the house today and saw that every girl seems to have a fat ass and skinny waste. This is something I see on instagram and assume it is photoshopped or “facetuned”, but leaving the house DEBUNKED that murder mystery….and it turns out that girls, lots of girls actually have that body, even white girls….then I get to thinking there’s no way people are affording procedures sucking fat from their gut to replace in their asses….I mean I’ve been a cashier at the grocery store, no matter how many roommates you have, you are not affording any of that…even if you’re stripping and sugar baby-ing and drug dealing…THEREFORE….it must just be what humans look like now…thanks to hormones in the food…and it’s creepy, yet erotic, all these girls doing their duck walks through life….

I suggest you leave the house and stare at that today, this weekend forever, the tits are big, the asses big, the pants tight, the stomachs small…

It is for science….

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Ariana Grande Titties Thinks She WIlled her New Cock
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Kelly Brook – HUGE FUCKING TITS in a white bikini
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Bangkok’s Airport Security Team…
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Montel Williams ALMOST DIED
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Eugenie Bouchard – Whoring Out
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F1 – Back to the Future Moment
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Angry Tennis Girl of the Day
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LOHAN in the Middle East
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I wonder what size Lena Dunham’s Panties Are
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Kelly Brook Panty Peak….
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Justin Theroux is “Just Friends” with Emma Stoner
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May Flies TAke Over Gas Station
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The Police VS Drunk Girl Video I’ve Posted 10 Times
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Megan Fox Cameltoe
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A Gallery of “Pretty Girls”
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Nasty Fat Chick Caught Shaving her Legs in Public Pool
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CJ Perry Bends Over in a Bikini
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Gun Control Guy Knows Nothing About Guns
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Roseanne Begged ABC to Not Dump her Show – They May Bring it Back Without Her….
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Motorcycle Wobbles
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Barbie Jeep Downhill Racing
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Maggie Laine Hot and Braless
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Martha Hunt – Sexy as Fuck Showing off Legs
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Chanel Iman Slutty in a Dress
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Bella Thorne is Just Trash
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Tallia Storm – Sluty
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Charlize Theron – Old and Hot
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Lindsay Morgan Chick Crossed Legs
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Olivia Holt – Leather Dress
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Ashley James Gutter Whore
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Julianne Hough – Fat Ass in Leggings
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Rita Ora – Attention Seeking
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Lily Rose Depp and her Pizza are Great
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HOLY SHIT – MONSTER TITS
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Lil Vos is a Stripper
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Amateur Your Khalessi
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Hot Slutty Selfies of the Day
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Irelynn Powders her Tits…
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MONSTER TITTY 16 YEAR OLD
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Cam Girls are Evolving with this insane Dildo Stunt
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Lesbian Pussy Lick is not the name of my Memoir
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Pierced Nipples of the Day
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Taylor Kennedy has Amazing Huge Tits
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