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2018

04

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

Sometimes I wonder if I am the pervert, when looking at a monstrously tall girl, who is actually built relatively proportionately, and not like an Ashley Graham fat chick, but just tall enough that her ass is basically at my eye-level….forcing me to stare right into it…because she’s wearing leggings and I can make out the exact spots her ass dimples….

Of if she’s a pervert for wearing those pants knowing her ass is at eye level for most men…in a Amazon that is both terrifying and exciting kind of way…

Here are some stepLINKS…of the Day …while you decide….

Aggressive Bouncer Choke Slams Customer
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Johnny Depp is Probably Dying
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There is Going to be a Legally Blonde 3
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Apparently Rebecca Black Wears Bathing suits Cuz it’s Friday
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Kayley Cuoco – Fat Legs
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Girl’s Insane Bar Stunt – Full Fail
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Wrestling DIVA shaking her ass in a Bikini
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The Dancing FBI Guy and his Gun Going Off is Great
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Pussy Whipped of the Day
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Rihanna Dumped her Billionaire
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Christina Milian – NIPPLES
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Gemma Collins Monster Tits that will Terrify
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African Fart Music
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Pictures of Girls…
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Car VS Tree
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Dumbest Police Chase Ever
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Hermit Crab Finds a New Home
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THe Heather’s Reboot is Cancelled
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Bacelorette Wrestling Party Fail
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Skyscraper Window Replacement Fail
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Chanel Westcoast at the Beach
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Dumbest Bike Ever
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LeeAnn Rimes – See Through Dress
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Julianne Hough in Leggings
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Some Sharna Chick in a Bikini looking strong…
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Rebecca Gayheart All Smiles Despite Having Killed a Kid
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Charli XCX slutty Performer
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Punky Brewster in a Slut Dress
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Christine Lakin – Uninteresting
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Tiffani THeissen – What is that Face
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Sabrina Carpenter Fat Booty
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day HAND PICKED BY ME
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Abbey On Tumblr and her Self Produced Nudes
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Taylor Kennedy MONSTER TITS
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Hipster Looking Nude Model is a Sex Worker
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MONSTER FUCKING TITS
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Dirty Lesbians in the SHower
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Amateur Slut being a Slut
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How to Get Banned from IKEA
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Officially the Worst Black Dildo Video you will EVER see
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How Many Push Ups Can She Do Challenge
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Naked Bitch with the Worst Sunglasses On
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Sometimes Amateurs Do Themselves
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An Apple of the Day
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Pink Vibe of the Day
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Prom QUeen Pussy
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Young Monster tits…
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Pussy Play – Of the Day
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2018

04

Jun

Shakira’s Fat Ass in Leggings of the Day

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This is a test of the emergency drunkenstepfather broadcast system….

To see if Shakira or her hispanic ass has the impact it once had on the interent…

Because with these international stars like Shakira, their celebrity is huge globally…that maybe, just maybe my posting her pics, as a mom, in leggings, showing off a fat ass, because her breasts are small and humble…will finally put this site on the map….even though I’ve done posts on her 100 times before…it is different now…the huge global star is wearing leggings…mom in leggings..and that alone should be enough….

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2018

04

Jun

Bella Hadid Titty Slip of the Day

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It’s nice to see that garbage people remain garbage people when they get some level of fame and celebrity thanks to their dad buying it for them…

Whether it was him paying magazines to give her a cover to help in the marketing, or a PR team, or the Kris Jenner…this is all fabricated via trolling…the dad is a rich ego and this helps feed his ego…I mean what narcissist wouldn’t want his daughter to be a huge deal in fashion…when really she was destined to nothing.

That said, being a huge deal in fashion is really the equivalent to being nothing..

Sure there’s money, experiences, fame and exposure…that is all pretty fucking superficial and unfulfilling…

There is so much good a person could do with their influence, especially this one, she could do a charity for rats to go with her rat face, or anything that has any level of value..

Instead, she’s just a vapid media manipulator for a lazy media that celebrates this kind of nonsense…

There is zero interesting about her, except the tit, the tit is fine, but she’s not hot, cool, interesting, and her life isn’t something I think anyone should aspire to have…and all these brands throwing money at her just lack vision and are lazy…and confused..

The world could be a great place if people were better…and didn’t care about such fucking DRIVEL…

I mean sure the tit is out for attention, but if you want to exploit yourself for attention give me something to jerk off to…know your fucking role…instagram model..rich kid…disgusting human.

HEre are her nipples with Kaia Gerber

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2018

04

Jun

Iggy Azalea Nipples of the Day

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Someone must be into Iggy Azalea, they must be telling her how hot she is, because she’s been bringing her titties out aggressively the last few weeks, probably a new album, did she even have an old album? I figure she’s less about the AL, and more about the BUM, because she gets hers so jacked up, and people apparently like it, I am not one of those people, it terrifies me…but I guess it’s important to celebrate the slutty tools people use to market themselves….strictly because it encourages the retards to follow them to think that’s how to get ahead…providing me with additional content of low levels half naked nipples out….to stare at…because it’s NORMALIZED

I said it before, probably 2 posts a go, and I’ll say it again, because I don’t have that much to say in a day…and that is that I am all for the normalization of slutty behavior and porn sex…because it makes my days more entertaining…so anyone of influence..get naked…even if they fact that they have influence is silly in and of itself…

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2018

04

Jun

Amber Heard Ass of the Day

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Amber Heard is one of the biggest whores around. She’s a sex worker who dials into and attacks the rich and the famous…she locks them into marriage to set herself up for life…and to keep her high profile…so high profile that people with money think she’s got something great to offer..

She’s an actress, it’s an act, she only became an acctress to up her rates…and what she did publicly to Johnny Depp, setting him up to rage when drunk and filming it for her case…was some kind of shit I don’t support…when you’re married even when you hate each other you gotta have each other’s backs…instead she went to the media and tried to ruin him…is just garbage..

People who know her call her the Black Widow behind her back…because she manipulates and attacks…has no soul…but has an ass.

I remember when she was first coming up, she was the first to declare bisexuality to get attention like two college girls making out at a party for the frat…

It was always tactics..and still is…ass out….devil woman.

Posted in:Amber Heard|SFW

2018

04

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens Pussy Dance of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens, someone I don’t write about nearly enough, did a little underwear pussy dance…for the perverts in what could be a bathing suit…but that we know as perverts is the same as underwear that’s why we celebrate bikinis as clothing item…it’s like “Sure it’s a bathing suit that keeps you protected from the elements, and not a bra and panty set that makes us want to jerk off, totally different fabrics you know…one is functional and doesn’t tap into our perversion the other fuels our perversions….WINK WINK”…kind of thing…

Well, she’s a legend in her own right, now that shes into fitness and not fat…from High School musical…to being one of the early adopters of sexting and leaked nudes…to having an amazing bush because she’s a hairy little thing…I am all about it…

Older now, hotter now, hopefully not laser hair removal-ed now after the world BUSH SHAMED HER….hoping she’s a survivor and not someone who is insecure about her hair..ruining my fucking life by getting rid of her bush….

Here’s her pussy dance.

Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2018

04

Jun

Sarah Hyland Spreading Her Legs of the Day

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Sarah Hyland has a weird disease, like so many of these other celebrity child stars, who had parents that I guess had them on weird hormone therapy to keep them youthful, but that instead made them grow up to be weird looking, like some Gary Coleman shit…and Sarah Hyland is a survivor…after at least one Kidney Transplant and many other health issues, that aren’t as exploited as Selena Gomez’s issues…she’s out there living…not dead…and showing off her flexibility..

I never watched modern family, so I never watched her grow up, I just saw her as an adult looking like some genetic weirdo mix-up and found it disturbing that anyone would fuck her..because 18 or not she looked 11…something some would call a talent, on some Benjamn button shit…

Well it turns out that she’s also pretty flexible…and spreading her leg in what I consider a weird social media account – with weird social media content because when you’re raised in an aquarium…weird things happen…reptilian…

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2018

04

Jun

Madison Beer Ass of the Day

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Hey Madison Beer – Nice Shorts..

I was actually walking down the street this weekend, as I do, being the object of fitness that I am…you know just walking around….and I saw many women in shorts like this…it’s a trend.

I know young girls have been doing the short short cut off shorts for a while now…but I didn’t realize that it had translated or converted to the 40 year old mom – like she’s trying to stay him or on trend…

It’s the YOGA PANT of the year….I guess…where old ladies like competing with their daughters, to show off their asses that have been fucked substantially more times than their daughters…and it fucking shows…

I was pretty shocked to see it, ass cheek cleavage from the elderly…but it happened…I was there…and she was gardening and it was more amazing that you’d expect it to be.

I support all trends that get women sluttier…NORMALIZE EXHIBITIONISM..

I still don’t really know what Madison Beer does…but it doesn’t matter…

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2018

04

Jun

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is mint..

She may be an entitled rich kid, but who isn’t really these days, everyone seems rich, except for me, and my illegitimate children playing with rocks in various single mother dominated housing projects, can’t actually be entitled, because they are half retards….

But Lily Rose Depp is just surrounded by being the coolest, hottest, richest young thing, with parents who are Johnny Depp..

It’s probably hard for her to not be a brat, but maybe it’s just all so normal to her, all she knows, and that she’s got nothing to prove to the world…but whatever it is, it’s fascinating…and I like it.

There are some rich kids, with rich parents who are just the fucking worst…and irritate you by just looking at them…then there’s Lily Rose Depp who just seems solid…

Maybe I’m writing my own storyline here..maybe I love Edward Scissorhands so much that I am a huge fan of his daughter…maybe…it’s the nipples cuz they hard and speaking to me in code of some sort…

I don’t have the answers.

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2018

04

Jun

Jennifer Aniston Hard Nipples of the Day

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Jennifer Aniston has one thing to offer the world…hard nipples…

Besides Suzanne Somers in the 70s hit show Three’s Company, RIP JOHN RITTER, she’s been the most famous set of hard nipples on TV…at least that is what I assume…Friends was a huge, yet annoying as fuck sitcom, and her nipples were really the only reason to tune in…

It’s been nipples that have helped carry her career, that have helped her get to the level of rich as fuck she is, it may even be the nipples that led to her narcisssism that prevented her from having babies for her career, and maybe from having dudes stick it out with her, because there must be something wrong with her at her core….but that something is not her nipples…those nipples are solid…literally and figuratively…

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