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2018

19

Jun

People Like Rachel McCord in her Bathing Suit Bottoms of the Day

Did you know that we have a FORUM on the site HERE

It is our very own community, that over the years has had thousands and thousands of contributors….

Sure, forums are a dated concept, but those of us who grew up on forums, like the simplicity of the conversation of the forum…the trolling of the forums…the ability to be anonymous and an asshole in forums….

Some of my best early internet time was spent on various forums, it is really where I found my internet voice…

This was long before social media existed, in ways it was early social media, and it was always more collaborative than narcissistic…It wasn’t Look at pics of me and comment and like it..It was more sharing things, chatting about things…exposing and making fun of people like the asshole you are….I am a huge fan of forums…

This isn’t a Forum endorsement, it’s just to say that this post on Rachel McCord’s ass is the one getting a ton of views, which begs the question, who the fuck is Rachel McCord.

I mean we know she’s Annalynn McCord’s sister, who moved to LA with Annalynn McCord, but who never got on TV like Annalynn McCord…but who has been shot by paparazzi, and has established a following and audience…which is fucking weird since Annalynn McCord is virtually forgotten…and she was the barely famous one…

But since you all like it, whatever IT is…here it is.

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2018

19

Jun

Abbey Clancy Yachtism of the Day

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Abbey Clancy is some super famous in the UK…reality show star from 2006’s Britain’s Next Top Model…who became a lingerie model..

She’s a re-branded UK cokehead who went by the name ABIGAIL CLANCY but I guess that was too classy for her, or maybe she dragged it through the mud, or maybe it is too mature and not playful enough now that she’s old as fuck…I guess escorts change their names sometimes…it happens…marketing….

She has been with the same Soccer player for a long time, so she is a WAG, which means soccer wife, during the World Cup…relevant…

She’s also a mom of 3, her most recent kid slipped out of her twat 6 months ago, which is pretty major…considering how good she looks…

I like the weird pattern pressed into her upper thigh…erotica….

Hey girls sit on random things…the impression it leaves next to your mom pussy in a bathing suit is porn to me…

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We’ve got a couple more bikini pics from social media with her husband Peter Crouch..

Posted in:Abbey Clancy|SFW

2018

19

Jun

Magdalena Frackowiak Tits of the Day

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Her name is Magdalena Frackowiak. She is an interesting, but not that interesting story of a Polish woman with a dream – who did all she could to make it in America – who eventually booked Victoria’s Secret for something like 750k and was kept around a few years – making more money than her GYSPY mother back home ever imagined…only to be fired and forced to start a jewelery line and now a T-Shirt line….where she is promoting both via her social media where she occassionally posts her tits in sheer lingerie…and that doesn’t make her relevant, she’s hanging on to the moment of fame she almost had as hard as she can and really she’s hot enough to look at half naked…HOWEVER…her videos where she talks to the camera…fucking destroy my soul they are so deep voiced and terrifying….

But the half nakedness..that’s good…

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2018

19

Jun

Lindsay Lohan in Mykonos of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan, the angel of my eye…the one I truly feel connected at the soul with…even if we don’t talk anymore…and even if she’s barely alive anymore..she will forever be Lindsay Lohan….no matter how much she looks like shit…or how much America doesn’t care about her so they sold her off to Arab countries…who have weirdly invested into her and licensed her name for a beach bar…where I guess you’d expect to get daddy issues and herpes in the shallow Mykonos waters…

I guess she has to be there as the host, it is called LOHAN, which is living the vacation life, the beach life, the retired life….I mean who doesn’t want to open a beach bar but thankfully covered up, not because I don’t want to see her big tits, but because I don’t want to see the rest of her expired body that carries those tits…

It’s sad, a reminder of our mortality, the aging process as we see her rot away….but she’s still Lindsay Lohan and will forever be relevant enough because of that…

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2018

19

Jun

Stephanie Pratt’s Old Lady Ass Flash of the Day

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Stephanie Pratt is all euro and living the life of Luxury in Mykonos..possibly with Lindsay Lohan at the Lindsay Lohan beach club…which must be the place where hot and relevant in the early 2000s go to die in their ‘retirement’….

She’s 32, clearly not into fitness, no squats were done in the making of this ass…she’s Spencer Pratt’s sister, Heidi Montag’s sister-in-law and she has made her celebrity as being a second or third tier character on those The Hills / Laguna Beach bullshit…

After The Hills, she moved to the UK and did their Made in Chelsea reality show that has created some really garbage people…she’s done UK Big Brother…and other UK reality TV…because I guess she’s like Hasselhoff…big in Europe…while her ass is not big in Europe…it’s deflated and weird but it is here…

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2018

19

Jun

Jenna Dewan Does Pilates of the Day

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I think it’s safe to say that if you’re going to join a fitness activity to jerk off to either in the lockerroom, when you get back home from the class, or if you’re daring and don’t want to ever get invited back, right there while the women in the class are doing provocative moves….then Pilates should be on your short list….even if you’re capable of jerking off to pretty much anything because that’s all you do and know…

I guess Pilates is a great place to find Divorcees trying to be hot, sexy and show off their flexbility to build their confidence to get fucked again. Just not by you.

Posted in:Jenna Dewan|SFW

2018

19

Jun

Rhian Sugen’s Titties on the Beach of the Day

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Rhian Sugden is a trashy UK Page 3 girl, which they’ve named Glamour Models, because their photoshoots are what you’d call “Glamour Shoots”, instead of trashy, cheesy, ghetto which is what they are…but I guess Trashy Model doesn’t sounds as fancy as Glamour, and it’s all marketing really, so if you call it Glamour it must be glamour and if it’s Glamour it’s not trashy… Glamour….more aspirational…thank trashy…

That said, pretty great to have tits in the third page of your newspaper everyday…I mean brilliant marketing….even if the women who were getting naked in the 90s are terrifying…like strippers and bottle service girls who made it.

But they do remind of a time when hot regular chicks weren’t getting naked and these monster tits were all we had access to that.

So let’s collectively celebrate the evolution of man and by man I mean the willingness for regular chicks to get naked…

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2018

19

Jun

Paula Bulczynska Naked of the Day

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I’ve posted pics of this model Paula Bulczynska naked before, because I like girls who get naked in photos and because she reminds me of a couple of Russian hookers, we named the Russian Mafia….who my friend was banging out and would cart around for a week all in exchange for 1000 dollars he got on his tax return….good deal.

I don’t know how established a model she is, but I do know that her big break was in TREATS Magazine, the magazine that was run by some LA rich guy suck up photographer, who basically recruited sugar babies for his rich friends, and who is now in court being sued by the WINKELVOSS TWINS from suing Mark Zuckerberg for Facebook fame, who are now BitCoin Billionaires….because they are also creeps who threw a million dollars at this titty model magazine project that was barely a project but rather the occassional nude photoshoot of babes like this…

This i snot for TREATS! But it’s nice to see her still doing what she does…becasue I am a pervert into tits and so are you.

Posted in:Paula Bulczynska

2018

19

Jun

Rebecca Bagnol is Naked and Artistic of the Day

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Rebecca Bagnol is some girl I follow on social media – because she gets naked…and has massive tits – her art is showing off her tits – which any girl with tits realizes is a great art to have – whether you are an aspiring lawyer or doctor or comedian or writer – the key to get that audience, those acceptance letters, that internship…is using those tits, god given talents, even if they are fake and paid for….to get ahead.

NOTHING wrong with that, use whatever you have to get ahead, while allowing me to stare at your tits in the process..that’s so generous, so kind…I like this Rebecca Bagnol girl..she gets it.