DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

2018

15

Jun

Iggy Azalea Pussy of the Day

Iggy Azalea can’t make relevant music, she can’t even be relevant in her marketing hustle, with the men she dates, with her storyline, with her tabloid fodder…even when she attends red carpet events or gets involved in scandals she’s so fucking boring, trying so hard to be hard, and hip hop, and urban….with her gross fake ass spread all over the fucking place like a shameless pig…

But she can make nude pics to try to get noticed, and she’s been all about that now that she has a new album, and we can collective agree she’s disgusting, but we don’t mind the nudes….cuz they are nudes.

Posted in:Iggy Azalea|SFW

2018

15

Jun

Courtney Stodden Wet Nipples of the Day

No Comments »

Courtney Stodden is all things good in the world or at least all things good in AMerica.

You can be some 40 year old stripper, lap dancing for some older hollywood actor, in whatever small shit town you’re from, and next thing you know, you can angle yourself as an underage bride to that same actor and get the tabloids obsessed, even though you’re not underage child bride…on some mormom shit…but rather a sex worker…

Courtney Stodden is not celebrating Father’s Day thanks to her Miscarriage, but she does have some bolt on tits that I am sure some grown men will pay to suck on while pretending to breast feed….you know how it is…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Courtney Stodden

2018

15

Jun

Demi Rose Degenerate Bikini of the Day

No Comments »

It’s father’s day, so let’s celebrate a girl who clearly doesn’t have a father, and if she does, he’s likely a creeper who touched her inappropriately, like most sex workers have experienced, or maybe he was just really strict and this is her rebellion, who knows the back story of Demi Rose, sex worker, we just know she’s working many more “Daddy’s”….everyday – to live this life and have this plastic surgery….

Posted in:Demi Rose|SFW

2018

15

Jun

Trim Bush for Father’s Day of the Day

No Comments »

IT IS FATHER’s DAY and NOTHING SAYS FATHER’s DAY LIKE TRIM BUSH….BECAUSE PUBIC HAIR IS FUCKING LIFE…ONE OF MY FAVORITE GIFTS OF ALL TIME IS SLIPPING DOWN THE PANTIES OF A GIRL ONLY TO SEE HER BUSH.

I AM SO EXCITED I WROTE THIS IN CAP LOCKS…

SO HERE ARE SOME OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITE TRIM BUSH PICS…..BECAUSE BUSH IS EVERYTHING.

Posted in:Featured Post

2018

15

Jun

Man Caught Taking Upskirt Pics and Other Videos of the Day

No Comments »

1 Legged Tranny

Old Man Dressed Like Woman to PErvert on the Women in the Ladies bathroom

Woman Threw Champagne Moltov Cocktail Through Preschool Door…

Car Loses Wheel

Idiot Drunk of the Day

Dude in Police Chase Kills Himself on TV

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

15

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

No Comments »

Someone named SL emailed me asking me if I was a woman, because he felt my writing seemed like it was written by a woman, which means that more people may think I am a woman, or just not man enough to run a celebrity titty blog, something you’d expect no man would ever do, and blogging in and of itself is fem as fuck…

The fact is that I always wished I was a woman writing the site, like I told SL, not in a Bruce Jenner way, but in a it’d be a funny troll cuz I’m called a misogynist, pervert, outdated woman objectifier every fucking day.

Other bloggers have made millions doing what I do, with less effort, all because they were safe…but this pervert “creeper” hasn’t and it’s all because of how I talk about chicks and reducing them to their tits…even though they do it to themselves…

It’d be so good if it was a woman behind the site, I always wished that, cuz women actually hate women, and that alone would put a higher level spin on this.

Instead, I am just some effeminate blogger with low testosterone and a small dick, who comes across bitter towards woman, maybe cuz my mom was a prostitute…but probably cuz I hate celebrity women being celebrated for nonsense, but I don’t mind their tits…

Here are some morning links..

Gisele Offends Instagram Models – then Apologizes for Saying SHe’s better than Instagram Models – Because I guess the Instagram Models were Offended – and the Real Issue is Who Cares What Gisele has to Say
CLICK HERE

Crayfish Removes it’s own Claw to Escape
CLICK HERE

Leah Remini Gets a New Show
CLICK HERE

Monkey Gets High on DAB
CLICK HERE

Lucy Lui Helped End a Marriage
CLICK HERE

iPhone X Found in a River and it Still Works
CLICK HERE

Bill Cosby Fires his Entire Legal Team
CLICK HERE

A Bunch of Pics of Lucy Hale
CLICK HERE

Car on Tracks Taken Out by a Train
CLICK HERE

Rat Prank Gone Wrong
CLICK HERE

Manscape Your Damn Self to Get Quality Pussy You Hairy Troll Fuck
CLICK HERE

HEAD SHOP FOR ALL YOUR SMOKING NEEDS
CLICK HERE

Get Yourself Some E-Cigars for Father’s Day or to Fuck Your Intern With….
CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepLINKS

2018

15

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

No Comments »

A wise man once told me that old women doing yoga and fitness and dressing trendy is kind of a waste of time because their faces are still beat the fuck up…

It’s like why the fuck do they still try….was his logic…

But I think a busted down face is ok, when you’re fucking a bitch from behind, but a fat body no matter how you fuck it, is depressing…

So old bitches in trendy clothing – keep it up – cuz anything to fight the fat works for me…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Jerry Springer is Cancelled – Who Knew it was Still On
CLICK HERE

Dr Luke Did Not Rape Katy Perry
CLICK HERE

Farrah Abraham on Being Arrested..
CLICK HERE

Huge Nip Slip of the Day
CLICK HERE

World Record for Largest Skinny Dip
CLICK HERE

Dude Gets Caught with Side Chick
CLICK HERE

Mandy Moore Cleavage
CLICK HERE

Billy Bob Thorton on Angelina Jolie
CLICK HERE

Lizzie Cundy’s Cleavage Dress
CLICK HERE

Ass Flash of the Day
CLICK HERE

Remote Control Alligator Prank
CLICK HERE

Donald Trump Jr is Fucking a Fox News Host
CLICK HERE

Sophia Bush Claims She Was Forced to Marry Chad Michael Murray
CLICK HERE

Boat Jumps Across Road
CLICK HERE

How Much Hay Does it Take to Tip a Truck
CLICK HERE

Concrete Unloading Fail
CLICK HERE

Boat Jumps Across Road
CLICK HERE

Drake’s Degrassi Reunion is ALmost as Lame as Drake
CLICK HERE

Trike Close Call
CLICK HERE

Piggy Bank of the Day
CLICK HERE

Asian Chick of the DAy
CLICK HERE

Manscape Your Damn Self to Get Quality Pussy You Hairy Troll Fuck
CLICK HERE

HEAD SHOP FOR ALL YOUR SMOKING NEEDS
CLICK HERE

Get Yourself Some E-Cigars for Father’s Day or to Fuck Your Intern With….
CLICK HERE

===============
From the Forum

===============

Courtney Stodden and her Bolt On Tits
CLICK HERE

Phoebe Tonkin in Shorts
CLICK HERE

Madison Beer in Bike Shorts
CLICK HERE

Lottie Moss Bikini
CLICK HERE

Rosie Jones – Pregnant
CLICK HERE

Farrah Abraham – Bikini
CLICK HERE

Katy Perry – Leather Pants
CLICK HERE

Alison Brie – Cleavage
CLICK HERE

Kim Garner – Thong Ass
CLICK HERE

Fat Sarah Michelle Gellar
CLICK HERE

Taylor Swift – Belly Button…
CLICK HERE

===============
From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
================

Today’s Hot as Fuck Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
CLICK HERE

Hot Fucking Amateur
CLICK HERE

Alisa Titties on the Beach
CLICK HERE

Pierced Nipples of the Day
CLICK HERE

Huge tits on Naked girl
CLICK HERE

Great tits Flashing Trucker
CLICK HERE

Tessa Fowler – Monster Tits
CLICK HERE

Naked Greek Slut
CLICK HERE

Slut in a Pink Bikini
CLICK HERE

Another Hot Naked AMateur
CLICK HERE

Weird Tour Guide Porn
CLICK HERE

Watermelon Crushers
CLICK HERE

Weirdest Porn Scene Ever…
CLICK HERE

Hot Chick in a Headdress
CLICK HERE

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

More Great Links Here….
DON’T CLICK HERE

///////////////////////////////////////////

FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA:
INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT

SUPPORT ME ON PATREON HELP ME MAKE THIS SITE BETTER
CLICK HERE

Follow My SFW CAM GIRL Youtube Channel
CLICK HERE

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Posted in:stepLINKS

2018

14

Jun

Lily Rose Depp is Topless of the Day

No Comments »

Lily Rose Depp is topless and I love it because she’s magical, but not that magical, but magical enough, because she’s a rich kid…with all that pretentious, pretends he’s Hunter S Thompson, because he played him in one movie, and has forever been an identity crisis, because I guess he got inspired by a true original, something no actor ever is, their whole life is based on not being original at all…just ripping off everyone from every angle…

Either way, she’s got a private island in Bahamas, she’s got a EURO passport for her french countryside manor, she’s got her LA set up, and she’s barely 18….life’s good for Lily Rose Depp and it’s good for us because like all girls on instagram – she gets topless in shoots…and because she’s actually from France…her nipples should be more exposed…but I guess since she’s already where she wants to be…they don’t have to be….they can be implied and we as perverts can imagine how big they may be….

I guess what I am saying is that she’s a babe.

Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2018

14

Jun

Elsa Hosk Topless of the Day

No Comments »

Woah Elsa Hosk…racy racy…

Looking hot….which I guess is what you’d expect or want from a nude model turned VS model who may not have been a nude model but who VS positioned as a nude model in order to get hype around her so that she could replace Candice Swanepoel while she ran off to be pregnant as fuck for the last 3 years…

I mean she gets paid a lot to be naked and pose slutty, and I got nothing better to do than look at it….and I guess either do you…..we are in this together.

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2018

14

Jun

Rumer Willis Hard Nipples of the Day

No Comments »

I preferred when Rumer Willis was in hiding because she knew she was a potato head who got the worst part of her mom and her dad…

But unfortunately, face injections happened and Rumer Willis was able to climb out of the potato farm and brush the dirt off her shoulders and KHLOE KARDASHIAN herself into some porno looking thing.

The worst of BRUCE AND DEMI, not that we know what the worst of DEMI actually is because she’s had so much plastic surgery, what is left of her is 20 percent DEMI….but I guess we’ve seen it in her kids…

I don’t hate the hipster WILLIS rich kids, I think they are fun and get naked and are an all around good time.

I didn’t even mind RUMER when she was a POTATO….

I’ve always found there to be something erotic about them, long before they turned themselves into porno faced…while the world was pointing and laughing at her and calling her names…I was ready to knock her up and live the good life with her…K-Fed her when no one wanted her…but with tits like this, it’s safe to say people are gonna start wanting her and my dreams of Rumer Willis babies have come crumbling down…sad really..

Posted in:Rumer Willis|SFW