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2018

13

Jun

Brooke Burke Fitness Erotica of the Day

Brooke Burke has some fucking weird fans. Years ago someone hacked the site because I called her a whore, because she was a host of a show called Wild On, which was basically a party in a bikini around the world for perverts show, that aired late at night and that made her famous in an era of bolt on tit, fit body on TV key to success…

She’s recently divorced, so on the prowl, like some kind of sex worker, who is probably a sex worker, but disguises her sex work as being a mom of 5.

There’s a reason she got a TV show where she partied in a bikini with her bolt on tits, and I call that reason…good at impressing producers…

She’s managed to leverage that sex work to be a legit fitness idol to old women who don’t look this good everywhere, but the core of people into her – are the weirdo fans that have been there since the beginning – who she doesn’t actually care about because it reminds her that she’s built a career off being jerk off fodder and that’s all she really has going for her….

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2018

13

Jun

Aubrey O’Day Fake Ass of the Day

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The only offensive thing about Aubrey O’Day and her bottom feeder from a decade ago – back to bottom feeding approach to life – is that she isn’t doing it through a sex tape…

She’s got massive amounts of surgeries and face injections, making her look like some kind of sex toy or cartoon character you weirdos jerk off to, because I know there are people out there jerking off to cartoon characters, and it’s almost funny, almost said, totally irrelevant….but should be presented in the form of a sex tape..

I guess this pig needs some attention….but at least she doesn’t look as piggish as she did when she was at her fattest, she found fitness and sucking the fat out of her to pump back into her ass, and has really committed to that.

I guess there doesn’t come an age when a woman because less shamecuz her hustle isn’t working out as well as she thought and this is the only way she knows how to do it….I’m ready for the sex tape….but I guess sex tapes don’t happen anymore, these low levels just get patreon.

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2018

13

Jun

Heidi Klum Topless Of the Day

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Yesterday I wrote that all these old time actors who you could tell were whores, that they got careers by being whores, who pretended to be wholesome and glamourous, because they were famous and rich, despite being whores, you know to polarize their whoring at the time it was cool to be elite and distant from the fans….are now on social media – many years older – where you’d assume they were less whorish…but that are just as whorish…cuz it’s ingrained in their fucking souls.

Heidi Klum, underwear model, German Engineered vagina is one of those women..and this is from her instagram the other day…

NAUGHTY GIRL.

Posted in:Heidi Klum|SFW

2018

13

Jun

Lily Rose Depp Ass in LEggings of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is pretty legendary and she hasn’t even started yet….but that could just be her leggings talking….

I mean she’s young, she’s hot, she’s probably had a far more interesting life than you thanks to all the access she has, which is her normal, all because she’s Johnny Depp’s daughter, which in and of itself may make her awful, entitled and bratty, but worthy of being all those things, sometimes it’s just acceptable…even if you’re not a Johnny Depp fan, you get it and appreciate it, especially when it looks like this…and who knows, maybe she’s totally down to earth on her private island because she’s that kind of rich kid…either way keep up the good leggings…

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AND FROM INSTAGRAM…

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2018

13

Jun

Mandy Moore’s Tits on Instagram of the Day

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Mandy Moore is not Mary Tyler Moore’s daughter, but I think she was Dudley Moore’s child bride before he died in 2002 – RIP DUDLEY…you’ll always be WILLY WONKA TO ME…..

Point being a bunch of perverts were into Mandy Moore when she was a pop star many years ago. I never got the appeal. I just couldn’t get into her. She was just boring…

And as it turns out, 15 years later, she’s still boring…even when she’s trying to be attention seeking, compelling, and using her tits for attention…it’s dull.

That must be a sad feeling to feel when you are a woman with tits, and you still manage to be dull when showing your tits, even if you’re rich as fuck, have a pile of money, fame and fans to encourage you….it’s still fucking dull.

I don’t know why these people don’t just do anything insane anymore, like where’s the crazy, where’s the meltdowns, give us something to work with, anything to work with…just a shameless titty shot, in a slutty selfie pose that she probably thinks is edgy…is not

It’s the porn generation. Try harder.

Posted in:Mandy Moore|SFW

2018

13

Jun

Sophie Simmons Titties on Instagram of the Day

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For a while, Sophie Simmons, who is not hot, unless you’re a KISS fan and get off to GENE and anything his semen produces, you know the kind of KISS collector who has the lunch boxes, the action figures and all the other merch that has made this one the daughter of a billionaire…heir to a billion dollars…that allows her to pretty much slack the fuck off through life….was trying to be an instagrammer.

She was paying people to take pics of her, she was producing fat girl modeling content, and she had the money and fame from being on TV behind her, yet for some reason…she wasn’t able to pull off the ASHLEY GRAHAM who gets work as a fat chick…and just sort of got stuck with self produced photoshoots….but sometimes…when we’re lucky enough she busts out her big fat tits…tits that we should celebrate cuz like all fat girls…it’s their best quality…

Here is her fat ass

Sophie Simmons Slutty Big Tits White top and Pants Big Ass

Posted in:SFW|Sophie Simmons

2018

13

Jun

Iggy Azalea is Naked of the Day

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Thank god Iggy Azalea got naked, otherwise we’d forget that she was some fake Australian, who pretended to be a stripper, with a fake ass, which is all a fucking lie, a storyline she wrote and people bought into, because scamming the paying audience that believe what they are told is the real artistry behind entertainment…

Nothing exciting about her, her fake ass, her clickbait music…she’s garbage…but we do need to support whores whoring to get paid…it’s fun to see them navigate them waters of whoredom. Not that fun…but fun enough to post up the nude pics.

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2018

13

Jun

Bella Thorne Erotica of the Day

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Bella Thorne is at the point of over-saturation to me. It happens with every “it” girl the public respond well to, who go viral and end up making a lot of money, all because their mom whored them out to disney and they were able to parlay that into some being slutty on instagram for the pervert pedo’s who use TINDER at Disneyworld….like you…

Point being, she was edgy for a Disney girl at 18, then she just became a weirdo raver chick, who is just fucking irritating, part of some annoying mainstream college scene that used to be the underground and more interesting, which is a reminder than when something good becomes BRO-LIFE, it becomes bad…but I guess the girls into it are a bit hotter than the trolls I remember from when I used to go to raves….but I can’t relate. I am old, I am tired, and this looks far to gutter and damaged to jerk off to….

I get that she’s an identity crisis weirdo…but this identity she’s taken on is just irritating…but it has tits, you may be into that.

This may or may not be her soaking her pussy

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2018

13

Jun

Nina Agdal Bikini of the Day

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Nina Agdal is trying to keep the bikini dreams alive…I guess because she’s trying to impress her boyfriend and potential mother-in-law, or maybe grandmother to her children, because it’s around that time for Nina Agdal to procreate with a rich person, and the rich person she’s working is the son of Christie Brinkley, who you saw IN BATHING SUIT WITH HER DAUGHTER yesterday…

You know someone who may not understand why she looks handicapped retarded, but who looks handicapped retarded…but who understands that bikini models need rich guys to maintain their lifestyles like his mom did, and is something I guess he wants to contribute to and giveback to…