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2018

14

Jun

Pia Mia Slutty Bikini of the Day

Pia Mia Perez is some US Guam born…which was convenient for moving to the mainland to make it in America……jailbait who was…that had and probably still has a huge social media following, thanks to strategic parents who want so much that she became famous…

I knew a stripper who worked in GUAM on the base for many years, which I guess is as fascinating as this youtuber turned actress turned popstar in training turned gutter hip hop trash….

Booty everywhere…good times

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2018

14

Jun

Halsey is White Trash of the Day

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Halsey may pretend she is black cuz she’s got a black dad…and figured she could be a black hair advocate and fight the hotel industry for not having black hair shampoo…cuz the shampoo they have states it is for all hair types…just not black hair types…something I guess is a struggle Halsey has in life…seeing as her hair looks pretty white…and the rest of her is looking pretty white trash to me…

Sure she’s got a bit of a tan because she’s been hanging out at the tanning salon…to sell her being black storyline – it got people talking…and I like white trash, even when it is half black, because trash is more fun…especially when you throw money at it…they do all the crazy trash things…they dreamt of now that they can afford it…

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2018

14

Jun

Hayley Kiyoko Nipples of the Day

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Hayley Kiyoko is some dyke looking hipster girl that you’d expect is an artist, gender fluid, trans, pan sexual, feminist, or whatever…

Apparently people are calling her the “Lesbian Jesus”…..and since my name is Jesus, I think it’s safe to assume they mean the other Jesus, not some mexican pervert.

I guess she’s a singer, she’s 27, she’s an it girl, here to notice and rememebr ,talking to a generation of people…all with her nipples out…

I don’t bye into anything that I am fed, I feel it is all bullshit storylines designed to sell records, and make people rich as fuck, so that they can live the good life with their egos massaged…whether it’s with this lesbian, or anyone really, it doesn’t even have to be about her sexuality, but they make it about her sexuality to sell fucking nonsense to us, when no one cares what she shoves into her vagina or what gender the person shoving it in her vagina is…but they for some reason want us all to know…pretending it is empowering not shameless…like these nipples exposed in some hipster trash magazine.

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2018

14

Jun

Kayla Adams in an Instagram Shoot Like All Instagram Shoots of the Day

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When you’re faced with trying to figure out how to get as many followers as possible – because you feel like a talent – and you know you are destined for greatness – but that you also know you have to put yourself out there to make enough noise…you get naked on instagram – in shoots you feel seem classy because what’s the big deal, it’s normal, it’s accepted, you can still become President and the whole being naked on the internet doesn’t ruin your life like it used to.

So people like you and me get to see tits on young girls we’d never see before in instagram style shoots like all the other instagram style shoots…but that doesn’t mean that’s a bad thing…back roads, vans, doc martins, panties and tits out…it’s a good thing…a great thing….

So Kayla Adams, whatever she’s working on being famous for…is making the right moves.

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2018

14

Jun

Josephine Skriver See Through of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is the AI, created in a lab, pretty much one of the hottest VS models to come out of a lab, thanks to her gay biologist father and lesbian egg donor mother, where she was obviously designed using DNA modifications, in what could end with terrible cancer when the calculations figure out that they fucked up, but that was the first attempt in the VS funded lab to make happen…and so far so good…

Well, I’ve heard that when she first came to NYC, her current boyfriend, a musician no one has heard of, popped her cherry, like legit devirginized her because I guess she just left the lab she was created in….and they don’t test out the pussy parts before they send them off to NYC to win at life…

Turns out she’s still with that dude and lives in Nashville with him, you know cuz that’s where real musicians live….and I guess that makes her more tolerable to me, because not only does she stick to the cherry popper, virginity taker, but she lives in a hipster, scenester city that isn’t LA or NYC…and that makes her a little less of typical model cunt, because when you’re hot and you’re paid…you don’t need to be a mooch bitch like all these instagrammers trying to be at all the key events…you just sort of go where you have no choice but to go…like this fragrance launch where she’s in a sheer, just not sheer enough dress…

If you don’t like that…here she is in some titty top…

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2018

14

Jun

Rihanna Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Rihanna, best known as the child prostitute from Barbados who got some sick fucking pervert from the UK who was rich and connected in the record scene to import her into America and with the help of Jay Z, human traffic her into pop music…only to pass her off to Chris Brown…who beat her up and totally changed her flow, dynamic and celebrity…from candy coated to dark, the needed beating to shift her public image and become Rihanna..

Well, she’s rich as fuck now, she’s the most iconic thing from Barbados and owns one of the most expensive houses there, from Shanty to Palace…she dates billionaires with black girl fetishes then dumps them…and she stars in movies called Oceans 8, the all girl spin off of Oceans 11, that they claim is about girl power, but that is about robbing a fashion party of it’s jewels..which didn’t stop it from making the 45 million dollars opening weekend…but that seems a little sexist to me….I mean women heisting fashion shows of jewelery….is saying women criminals care about fashion and jewelery and other lady things….how dare they.

But the world accepts it and celebrates it as woman power, even if it’s about traditional gender roles and expectations…

Weird world…how is this innovative or progressive? I don’t get it.

But Rihanna’s got her tits out and that’s ok…

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2018

14

Jun

Romee Strijd Slutty Bikini of the Day

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Romee is one of the Victoria’s Secret model doing Victoria’s Secret model things – including but not limited to traveling around with rich people, living the life of luxury all thanks to being hot half naked, celebrated half naked, and paid well for being half naked….but also being half naked…

So her instagram is a whole fucking pile of half naked bikini or underwear pics, as that is what she offers the world, and when you’re tall and thin and look good half naked in photos, that’s pretty much what you should be doing.

Don’t try to pretend you’re more than a hot half naked immigrant living the dream thanks to being half naked…just get half naked…

I don’t know what this is about, this shoot, but she’s running a pretty professionally produced youtube channel – that includes her travel and adventure…and maybe…it’s got something to do with that..

But like all half naked instagram pics, they don’t really need a purpose…they just need to sort of exist…and exist they do…here with Romeee…

There’s more…with this fun video:

And more pics…

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2018

14

Jun

Bella Thorne Still in a Bikini of the Day

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Bella Thorne posted up this picture of her in a bikini, which I guess is pretty standard for instagram, the hub of bikini pics, because that’s really the only reason social media ever worked, it was this place where people you had never seen in bikinis, would post their bikinis, giving you the opportunity to see them in a bikini and jerk off to them in bikinis, knowing that it was something special…something everyday women understood was a way for them to feel good about themselves and allow them to show off their bodies and be jerked off to.

Well, standard or not, people still like seeing a bitch in a bikini, whether she’s famous or not, or whether she’s created that fame via being half naked and other tactical moves she was taught by her mom who clearly really wanted famous kids..

Point being, that bikini pics or not, she’s relevant, she’s current, she’s making money and selling product to kids…all while coming across as a crackhead about to fucking crack, and I’m looking forward to that, I don’t like when manic episodes last too long…I like when they happen, we see them, then the crash and burn and disappear happens, so that other shameless sluts can move in on it…and have their time to shine and dive….

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2018

14

Jun

Olivia Culpo Got Them Titties Out of the Day

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We still don’t really know who Olivia Culpo is, because Olivia Culpo doesn’t really know who she is.

She is clearly the worst kind of useless….instagram manipulating…going to relevant events and trying to get famous for more than just fucking famous people…without actually having a marketable talent…

Up there pretending to be some kind of model or personality…or influencer who won’t call herself an influencer…getting brand deals because brands are stupid and she knows people…trying to find some kind of relevant…while trying to look as hot as she can, but remaining as classy as she can, so she has an appearance of being the whore that she is…

She’s navigating some wild waters….of being a whore but not coming across as a whore and I guess that’s her ultimate skill set.

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2018

14

Jun

Ashley Graham is a Fucking Tank in a Bikini of the Day

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This isn’t hot, unless you have a fucked up fetish.

This isn’t normal, unless you accept that fat is normal, which it isn’t, even if most people are fat.

This is unhealthy. This is digusting. This is not empowering.

This does not perpetuate a better future of inclusion of all shapes and sizes…it says it is OK to overeat and to not work out enough…

It is saying it is ok to die of Obesity related diseases….

It is saying it’s ok for fat chicks to wear bikinis instead of those one pieces with the little skirts to cover their disgusting covering their disgusting.

It is terrible…but I guess it works out for this one…she’s a hero to lazy fat women everywhere and she’s getting rich off it….not to mention she’s got a black husband (obviously) likely fucking the white fat ass off her better than any white man fucked her…making her have this deslusional sense of purpose, fame all while she knows deep down “but I’m fat and I’m supposed to be alone at home with my cats, how am I here”…