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2018

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I have always found women masturbating a magical thing…like Steve Irwin, I always wanted to dedicate my life to my passion of the masturbating woman. I wanted to hunt the masturbating woman down, you know hide in the bushes, some closets, to observe it in it’s natural element…

I have even tried the surprise angle of “accidentally” walking in on a woman you assume is masturbating…

By the sly creature, the woman, even when taking a bath is too quick for me…and I have never had an accidental walk in on a masturbating girl…it’s always been a performance peice…which is so not organic or authentic and it makes me sad

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Pete Davidson is Creepy….
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Rooney Mara Sells Nice Home to Kelly Osbourne..
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Tap Dancing Bird
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Whale Soaks Sight Seeing Boat
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Robert DeNiro is no Longer a Trump Fan
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Costa Rican Model Slutting Out
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Manscape Your Damn Self to Get Quality Pussy
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HEAD SHOP OF THE DAY
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I love this White Trash Neighbor Fight
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Huge JUmp – Huge Crash
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2018

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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A homeless native prostitute drinking a 40 of beer asked me for change in a real lazy way…hand out no real song or dance or offering that would make me give her change. If you don’t have an act, and I’m not paying you for sex, I’m not throwing money at you…especially in this credit card era…

Well, I was wearing some soiled sweatpants that I guess you could see my little pussy mound because they are two sizes too small…and she said “I can’t see your little dick”…and I said “well sucks you’re not getting paid to see it, doesn’t it, you gutter moldy sewage cunt”…

I wasn’t offended about my small cock, I’m well aware of it, but being objectified or cat called like that, in an era I can’t cat call a pussy I see, is not right, this is some #metoo totally violated by her….I don’t like this double standard…and like calling gutter hookers moldy sewage cunt…

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Drunkard Vince Vaughn Chilling After Arrest
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Drake’s New Girl and Her Fat Ass….
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Meg Ryan Too Good for #metoo
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Lily Rose Depp and her Booty….
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Rita Ora Big Full Tits…
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Amber Heard Pokies in a Black Shirt..
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Gutter Khloe Terae Looking Gutter
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Massive Mountain Bike Crash
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Man Arrested for Auto Theft has Pet Monkey on His Shoulder
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These 2 Black Kids Kept in a Cage is Crazy
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The Rock Feeding His Baby Momma While She Breast Feeds…
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Gym Rage of the Day
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Gutter Claudia Romani Being Gutter in a Bikini
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Car Hanging from Parking Structure in Santa Monica…
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Garbage Truck and the Path of Destruction
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No One Cares How PRingles are Made
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Jada Pinkett Smith Talks Multiple Orgasms with Her Kid…
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Alicia Silverstone’s Son French Kiss Her
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Angry Jogger Throws Homeless Guys Possession in Lake
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Old Dude Spitting On Bikini Girl With Beer is Hilarious
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Random Instagram Girl of the Day
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HEAD SHOP OF THE DAY
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Solid and Striped Bikini Team..
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Britney Spears and her Trainer BF at Miami Airport
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Joanna KRUPA – Poland Top Model
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Shakira – Performing
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Fat Kylie in a Blonde Wig Looking Like Trash
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Elsa Hosk Fitness in Leggings…
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Delilah Hamlin Slutty for her Bday
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Madison Beer Titties in a Dress Not Looking Cute
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Liz Berkley – Old Lady
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Brooke Burke – Divorced 90 Year Old
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Hailey Baldwin – Church Slut
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Walmart Worker Flasher….
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2 Girls Learn Not to Fuck Married Men
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Sabrina Flashing her Big Boobs…
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Beach Diddle
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Olive and her Rockin’ Pussy
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Mariposa Naked with some AWESOME tits
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Girl Spanks the Fuck out of her Friend’s Ass
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Hot Honey Spread
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Lisa B – Looks Good Naked
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Katie Jean – Playboy Hick
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Sheila Lindell Bolt On Tits….
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2018

Jun

Christie Brinkley and her Daughter Sailor Moon Brinkley in Swimwear of the Day

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Like mother, like daughter means a like mother and daughter fetish…

One of these has crawled out of the other’s vagina….and now you want to crawl into both of their vaginas…it is magical on some level…if you are a pervert into that..

I know a guy who used to fuck a mom, and the daughter when the mom was at work…both over 18 so not that perverted…just funny….

I know a lot of guys who are into fucking the hot daughter of the woman they are banging – cuz 60 something year old woman are a terrible fetish in and of itself…but often times you are forced into….

People say Brinkley looks hot…for her age…I say she looks a little dumpy, but she knows that – otherwise she’d be in a bikini…her daughter is more interesting though…rich, half naked in bikinis, following momma’s footsteps….alright…this is how the rich live….

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2018

Jun

Rita Ora Topless of the Day

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I am sure this wasn’t strategic – planned – coordinated…

Rita Ora, who may officially be making it now, has had 5-10 years of serious bottom feeding to navigate this getting famous thing…and often times it came down to the tits…tits she’s showing off cux they are the reason she’s here….a thank you celebration really…

Some cameltoe action
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2018

Jun

Kate Upton Topless of the Day

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Simmer down Kate Upton…

I feel like she’s the kind of rich kid turned model who pretends that she’s so annoyed of people sexualizing her for her tits, while knowing that she only exists because of her tits, and that at 18 when she happened, she wouldn’t have ever gone viral without what must be some terrifying fucking tits….

I’ve see her tits, they are monstrous, terrifying, yet amazing…even if the rest of her is dumpy and weird shaped….but clearly we as a people can focus on what is good about her..and she does the same….

We only see her tits cuz she wants us to…

Here is the video of her shaking her tits…

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2018

Jun

Slutty Sarah Hyland of the Day

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For some reason I was googling who Sarah Hyland’s parents were when I was taking a painful hemorrhoid shit last night…and I discovered very fascinating things like that they are both actors…and that her dad was in so many iconic roles that Judge Ketchum on Boardwalk Empire….and the Cabbie in “See No Evil, Hear No Evil”….which I guess was enough to make a career out of it, to support his family for a while out of it, before sending his daughter to work when she was young – landing a hit TV show, living out his dreams…

So here she is living out her dreams….for her social media…the place where you get a glimpse of her and realize she’s fucking weird especially in her exhibitionism…

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2018

Jun

Sienna Miller’s Fat Cameltoe of the Day

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I still have a place for her in my heart, because I remember her as the girl in movies who played the hot British chick that was willing to get naked….that was always naked…who you know only got the roles because of her level of casting couch performances….

I used to find her the hottest actress in the movies, not just because she showed bush, but maybe because she showed bush, I just knew if she was cast in something, there was bound to be bush.

This was the era of renting videos based on their nudity rating, because we didn’t have internet and that was our porn that wasn’t porn.

It’s the reason I got into indy movies in the first place, shit like Doom Generation by Greg Araki, where Rose McGowan’s huge tits were exposed in her first movie role was rented strictly because of the “nudity” rating…which I guess may be the reason I do this retarded fucking site…which I guess is more than Sienna Miller does these days, which isn’t saying much….but it is saying that girl pulled a proper scam and is sitting on a pile of money and the only damage she’s got to show about it…the only wear and tear is the fact that her pussy is banged out so big it eats her pants….

NOT A BAD TRADE OFF AT ALL….

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2018

Jun

Liz Hurley Erotica of the Day

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Earlier today I wrote that all these old time actors and models who you could tell were whores, that navigated the world before social media and managed to make it – due to being whores….who only exist from being whores…are now given the power of the social media content production where they can produce their own content and give you a glimpse into themselves which as you’d expect is sexualized as fuck…because that’s how they go through life..

They think they are hot, they tell the world they are hot, they post what they think are hot pics, they are narcissists..

It’s all in good fun, nothing wrong with spreading your legs for social media, bring it on…but it’s nice to have all my theories on these harlots validated through their own content they produce….

Thanks social media for giving me a taste of Liz Hurley’s exhibitionism like I’m some producer she’s taking a meeting with back in 1993…

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2018

Jun

Kimberley Garner Bikini of the Day

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No one actually knows who Kimberley Garner is, but she has been trying to find a way to be as relevant as possible doing what any woman with some level of intelligence would do…she’s posing half naked on the internet hoping to get noticed….she did follow me on twitter for 10 minutes once…that’s how I noticed her…but then our love died a fast painful death.

I would say that any woman who was drawn to staring in a reality show, which I think is what Kim Garner is known for, is the kind of shameless attention seeker, being shameless and attention seeking….who would evolve into someone like this, who moves to LA, is still in Bikinis, is trying to make it in America but the people really just don’t care….but they do like her bikini pics…so keep that going until you’re too old and it’s too late…

Makes sense to me.

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2018

Jun

January Jones Topless of the Day

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Earlier today I wrote that all these old time actors who you could tell were whores, that they got careers by being whores, but who pretended to be wholesome and glamourous, becaue at the time it was cool to be elite and distant from the fans, so that they never knew what true whores they were…

But they were always whores, and now they are given instagram power to produce and promote content in ways that they know how, that is close to their hearts, like whores…

It’s like when you give old people technology, they try to do what the youth are doing and end up on facebook and shit….posting selfies..in what will always make me feel uncomfortable..

The fact is that January Jones came up from not having any ties to fame, then ended up on tv, with fame…and an illegitimate child…which to me sums up the kind of person she is nicely…

Here she is dressed like a 15 year old showing off her 50 year old ass

January Jones black panties see through dress

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