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2018

21

May

Iggy Azalea is Nude of the Day

Iggy Azalea is out trying to promote something, who the fuck knows what, but we can assume it’s some garbage white girl culturally appropriating black people music, because it’s all become garbage pop music, and because she’s had enough cocks in her for her to feel as though she’s one with the black people, as they stretch her the fuck out.

She’s a low level opportunist, but more interestingly, a liar like Fat Amy, also from Australia, who pulls whatever stunt she can to get noticed and for people to believe her persona…

Luckily, she pretended to be a stripper with that fake fat ass, and is now posting up nudes of her photoshopped to shit with that fake fat ass, and really fake everything else, because this is what people are into I guess…

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2018

21

May

Liz Hurley Tits of the Day

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This is how old lady Liz Hurley goes on what she calls “Joyful Dog Walks”….where that most girls who go out dressed like this avoid the bush, knowing that they can likely get raped and killed, but not Liz Hurley, she’s just inviting that in, with her scantily clad, new found love for slutty instagram pics, because people respond positively to them, and she likes using her tits for hits, like it was the old days and she used her tits for rich sperm to make babies in her as a financial backup plan in case the modeling didn’t work.

I come from the school of thought that at 35, no one wants to see your sloppy old lady body half naked…a school that is old school and that no one else seems to agree with because they love seeing Liz Hurley half naked….

I guess as she ages so do her fans and seeing this updated version of her is new content to try to get off to…and a little wrinkles and agedness ain’t bad…since it’s new content and better than the 50 year old women they stick their dicks in…right.

That is the science behind Liz Hurley!

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2018

21

May

Taylor Swift Pussy Flash of the Day

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Taylor Swift trying to be hot has always bothered me…

She’s some quirky girl, who was robbed of her childhood, who may write her own songs, but her own songs are simplistic nonsense that target the half retard population we are forced to deal with…it’s just fucking pop porn fluffy bullshit that works because young girls are stupid…

She perpetuates this poor me, boys don’t like me attitude that is so against the progressiveness of women, while pretending to be a feminist and independent success story, that is really just in it for the fucking cash..because she’s a whore..

A whore, not just because of her flimsy music that annoys me, but because she fucks everyone, in some sexual dysfunction that I guess happens when you’re rich and horny and raised in a fishbowl…slaving away for the riches…trying to find inspiration through cock…because she’s all about the boys…

I am not a fan of her, but she’s skinny, and she collects Victoria’s Secret models, which in and of itself is weird…bringing them all to her mansions, dressing them up and likely smearing her sexual dysfunction on their faces…

Well, she’s out flashing pussy, not quite hardcore enough for my liking, but flashing pussy none the less…I guess to remind you that she’s back, or touring, or who fucking cares.

TO SEE MORE PICS OF THE SLUTS AT THE BILLBOARD AWARDS
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She’s also in concert

TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER IN CONCERT
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2018

21

May

Lucy Hale Booty Workout of the Day

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Lucy Hale is back on the scene, she is on a new CW show that I “think” is on TV after Riverdale…which for some reason is the hottest show on TV…not that people still watch TV…but I guess they must because I see all these Riverdale cunts getting more famous, like they matter and I’ve seen the show that seems like the writers didn’t expect it to last and are improvising as it goes along because they expected it to be cancelled…

So now CW is reacting to the success of Archie, by throwing budgets at the Wednesday Night Line-UP and try to create a new show for the Pretty Little Liar and all her social media fans….because she’s got a lot of fans..

And girl has to do her part on the marketing of the show…by posting fitness erotica as these girls to because fitness erotica is the soft core, easy accessible to the girl starting out, you know DIPPING her toe into erotica….

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2018

21

May

Alexis Ren Erotica of the Day

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Alexis Ren Big Fake Tits in a Crop Top and Panties

Alexis Ren looks like fetal alcohol syndrome baby, or maybe it’s a vacuum baby, or maybe it’s some delayed reaction thalidomide flipper baby 10 years after the crisis…or maybe her mom was as tropical as she is and got on that ZIKO kick…or it could always be just crack baby…seeing as she’s from CALI…or maybe it’s just the angle she takes her slutty selfies from…making her proportions all ANIME like which is why JAPAN love her and she’s always there…getting paid on the international scene by rich business people…who knows..

I just know she is not very inspiring in her work, her content, her look, anything about her…other than that rocking body..

She was a prop for a dude who needed a babe to help tell his fake story on social media to get famous and paid..and a prop she continues to be…with them bolt on tits…

She’s got all the opportunity in the world, pretty much anyone would work with her, yet this is the gutter softcore porn she produces…it’s crazy.

And some video:

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2018

21

May

Bella Thorne Slutty of the Day

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Bella Thorne is one of the new generations of hustlers, you know the kind of girl who gets naked on social media to build her social media, because she sees people on social media making stupid money, and they aren’t even Disney Kids trained by their mother…

She’s branched out from shitty TV gigs and movies, to getting half naked on social media, to getting brand deals, to getting more TV and Movie deals that pay better, to starting a record deal and releasing music, and clothing…all to be a full 360 Bella Thorne empire that is working cuz kids love her and throw money at her…and it is impressive, only because I’ve never been able to build anything remotely as successful, well liked, accepted and I’ve been on the internet since the 90s…a reminder of all my failures..

Now I don’t like the idea of her making music, I am sure it sounds like shit, but while she’s got tits out…I am into that…and I guess so is she because it makes for easy fucking marketing.

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2018

21

May

Halsey Bikini of the Day

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Halsey, who doesn’t matter. She’s really irrelevant as an act and is really just a product of EDM being a big deal, while these EDM DJs are really accessible, since they play at clubs locally, and anyone who is anyone locally can get back stage and have access to them…

Some of the lowest level girls I know have fucked DJs like AOKI, DIPLO, amongst others, just because they are DJs, and they were sluts backstage..

So Halsey convincing the Chainsmokers to put her on a track as vocals isn’t that impressive, even if the song is huge and got her paid and look at her now…

She’s apparently got a TV show coming out on her party girl on METH story, which sounds fucking boring and played up to me…but I guess she’s got fans…who care about candy coated nonsense now that she’s made it…but not actual people on METH because they are disgusting…

She had a scandal last week, like Megan Markle, in that she has a black father or mother but no one knew she was black, because everything about her is white as fuck, but that she’s decided to put on her black face and play the black card, because she is in fact black and it is her right, it’s not racist when a half black person pretends to be black, when everything about her is white…

So she made some INSANE hateful speech on hotels she stays at using shampoo that isn’t for black people, despite it saying it is for ALL HAIR TYPES, because I guess she felt it was important to protest the important issues facing black people, and that is their hari…

All the comments against her and her white hair was that she’s fucking white…

So she’s gone out and done a shoot in an AFRO or something to BLACKEN up her image…because she is black and wants you to know it…despite being white as fuck…

She’s ridiculous…and the fact brands work with her after the paparazzi got pics of her ripping lines on a jet ski…BLOW MY MIND..what happened to people being on their best behavior…

Here are some bikinis pics

Here she is lookin’ the blackest we’ve seen her -hard nipples in a t shirt with no bra lookin like she just ran out of food stamps

Here she is at the Billboard Music Awards

TO SEE MORE PICS OF THE SLUTS AT THE BILLBOARD AWARDS CLICK HERE

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2018

21

May

Emmy Rossum Cameltoe of the Day

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Emmy Rossum blocked me on social media once…which is pretty fucking hurtful to me because I am just trying to be friends with everyone, you know celebrate everyone, you know for their talent, their beauty, their accomplishments…try to bring them up because I know it’s hard being an overpaid actress the last 18 years…I know that it’s a struggle when you have been on a show getting naked like some kind of sex worker as your only redeeming quality of your character on the show….

I am here to big up all these people, because I don’t think they get enough praise for their hard work….that involves sitting around being coddled for stupid amounts of money everyday…

The nice thing about Emmy Rossum, is that she’s only met her father twice in her life, something that I look for in all sex workers, even when they pretned they aren’t sex workers…

She’s getting old now, but her vagina’s still hungry enough to eat her pants, unless that’s just what happens when vaginas get old, they give up and just sort of flop all over the place….like a fat chick who’s been in bed all weekend crying…

WHO KNOWS…

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2018

21

May

Sara Sampaio Nipples of the Day

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Sara Sampaio brought her nipples out to the paparazzi – by wearing a sheer shirt and no bra – as all the girls are doing these days – which we all like because we are perverts who would never get to see their tits otherwise….something the girls showing their tits don’t seem to realize…because they get mad when we stare, despite them wearing it, because for some reason they aren’t wearing it for us to stare, even though we only see tits in porno and when it happens in our everyday lives we pay attention thanks to coming from an era when girls didn’t walk around topless.

That said, Sara Sampaio, whined about a magazine posting or publishing her titty pics, that she let them take, called it sexual assault, yet walks around like this..like a harlot…hard to take her “rape” cries seriously…

I’m not saying short skirts are deserving of rape, or that they beg to be raped, but they are easier to rape than pants….so protect yourself and don’t be an idiot and maybe bad things won’t happen to you….and maybe bad things you think are bad aren’t actually bad…because you made them happen…you fucking victims.

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2018

21

May

Hailey Baldwin Pussy Flash of the Day

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Earlier today (10 minutes ago), I wrote that I find it really weird that Hailey Baldwin is a Jesus Freak, like on some Born Again Christian level, who hangs with preachers, whether it’s a lie that she tells because it makes her feel like she’s got more substance, a spiritual side, a purpose in this world…rather than being a vapid, useless, spoiled brat trying to whore herself out for attention and money like a sex worker…which I guess is what happens when you commit to growing your social media feed by latching onto the devils the Hadids and the Kardashians…terrible fucking humans….when really she’s just a bootleg version of that…

I don’t know what weird rich person Evangelical Christian revival churches she’s going to, but it must be one like Scientology, that speaks to these terrible people and their egos…

Because any real Christian would use her platform for good, to spread the GOSPEL of her lord…while this one just flashes her cunt…