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2018

16

May

Liz Hurley Bikini Incest Mom of the Day

I am sure Liz Hurley’s son is a poofter…which may or may not be because she still breast feeds him. A trick she learned back in the day to keep her tits milk filled get a lot of likes on social media like they did when she was an actual model…the kind of woman who just gets pregnant until the milk starts milking…then aborts that shit before the body gets too damanged instead of getting fake tits…an old school titty enhancement strategy…back before breast implants existed….you know when Liz Hurley was 25.

She let a few of the kids through the cracks, you know if the sperm was valuable enough….and the Point being, that her son takes her slutty pics, she seems to always be naked or half naked around him, like a narcissist who sees herself in him, probably wants himself in her…

RIGHT…rich people are weird…

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2018

16

May

Ali Larter in a Bikini with Abs of the Day

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Here are some exciting pics of Ali Larter going through menopause.

The 42 year old, along with being old as fuck, is wearing a bikini, something you shouldn’t be interested in seeing, because no matter how much of a marathon runner she looks like, 42 year old tits are never something people actively want to see hanging out…it’s like tuck them away and remember it’s not cute to be half naked anymore…no matter how bad you want it to be cute…it’s not…

She’s a mom of 2, with some rich kid who pretends to be an actor, who has been in the worst movies and who you’d be like “Why is Ali Larter with such a low level” but it turns out that his stepfather is a billionaire scammer with a multi-level marketing company / pyramid scheme that pathetic people like you probably try to sell to their friends, and sure she’s got a great body for a mom of 2, but mom of 2 as a concept is disgusting…and abs from fitness and diet cuz she’s rich is fine…but showing it to the world is gross…but probably not as gross as her mangled mom pussy…thanks aging process…

Reality is she’s never been hot…

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2018

16

May

Eva Amurri Martino Bikini Mom of the Day

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Butter face Eva Amurri Martino, who is probably best known, or only known for being the daughter of Susan Sarandon, who inherited momma’s big Rocky Horror Show tits, and who was able to get into acting, naked, on Californication when that was a thing….before realizing “Why work, I’m rich”…and instead got married / knocked up and mom of two or three kids by now…where she was smart enough to get as skinny as she has…but who has lost the tits that made her interesting…remaining the butterface she was…without the tits that carry her…but still impressive thanks to being skinny in a world of fat as fucks…

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2018

16

May

Sammi Hanratty Open Mouthed in a Sports Bra of the Day

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Sammi Hanratty looks like she’s 12.

She’s 22…but looks like she’s 12…and I guess knows how to make that work for her, because back in 1997, when she was 2 years old, she moved from Arizona to LA, like any 2 year old with a dream would do…you know just packed her 2 year old bags and told her mom and dad “Peach out losers, I’m going to Hollywood”….

She’s also enterprising enough to wear a bikini on social media because she saw what happened to Bella Thorne, and knows what her audience wants…the world is just a bunch of fucking perverts and you’re one of them.

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2018

16

May

Bella Hadid Moons the World of the Day

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Bella Hadid is such trash, she’s like the woman throwing her feces at Tim Hortons….

You know just a garbage, not even hot, plastic surgery done up pile of lies that generated a lot of instagram followers thanks to proper coattail riding and her family’s sense of mooching off the Kardashians and hiring PR companies to create celebrity…it’s just a matter of a few strategically placed purchased covers and all of a sudden you matter…you go viral…the world cares about you and marketers throw money at you…while you look like some low level pornstar…who never films dick in her ass, but who does show off her ass, and really everything she can whenever she can because that’s how being a mooch bitch works.

I don’t find her hot, I don’t know what this nonsense is for, I do know what she was invited though she’s rich, dialed in and celebrated…because people are idiots…but at least there’s some mooning involved…like that time I was driving on the highway by a school bus full of college girls heading home from some field trip…who decided to flash and moon every car that drove by them…each girl trying upstage the next..it what may have been a fantasy and not a reality, I can never be too sure, but I am sure this is not as exciting because it’s Bella Hadid.

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2018

16

May

Hailey Baldwin Posing Slutty for Christ of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin is some bullshit new age Christian, who hangs with some scamming preacher, who I guess offers her and her other trendy idiots some level of spirituality in what is otherwise an empty existence…but that with spirituatality and religion, especially when catered to their narcissism, shit the Bieber, Selena Gomez and all these other broken rich kids are flocking to, they feel like their vapidness is for a higher purpose or whatever….

I assume they don’t have the mental capacity to really grasp it, plus this Baldwin’s dad is some religious bullshit, thanks to alcohol and drug recovery….meaning she was raised with the church that caters to garbage people..

So seeing her ass for some random market ELLE magazine is funny to me, does she really think she’s doing art, or helping the world, and not just trying so fucking hard to be a hot chick people throw money at like a stripper but on a bigger stage.

It’s crazy. But as a Christian all she does is for Christ and he will forgive her of her sins because that’s what he does apparently…

Here are her tits at an event

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2018

16

May

Madison Reed in Some Bikinis of the Day

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I don’t know who Madison Reed is, but she looks like a basic instagram filtered whore who poses bikini / lifestyle / travel pictures all day to perverts, where she pretends she’s not a whore seeking attention despite always being in a bikini – but rather an influencer inspiring girls to live their best life like her…in what is more of a bragging and disgusting way…rather than giving any practical advice that I would assume would include “fuck rich guys, travel with them, take pics, filter them, make friends with other whores, create a squad, use #squadgoals”….

Fuck off..

Oh it turns out that this is Victoria Justice’s half sister, who’s pics were leaked and her fucking herpes scap was visible in her pussy selfie, likely one she was sending her doctor in a “What’s this”…

I mean stage parents or sugar babying, same level of stick dicks in your ass….

Posted in:Madison Reed|SFW

2018

16

May

Kristin Cavallari Bikini Top of the Day

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Kristin Cavallari in a bikini top is about as hot as you’d expect an ex reality star who married a rich athlete and who is living the rich life to be…

I mean, not quite as hot as I’d expect it to be, because I’m more into reality stars realizing that they are useless and feeling depressed when they realize they are useless, and that they were just pawns used by the media company that produced their show, leaving them dejected, ignored, irrelevant and suicidal…forcing them to film porn videos hoping it brings them to that Kardashian level…allowing us all to see them get fucked…

But with the rich, come ego, come security, come comfort, come no cumming from watching dick in them….but shameless bikini top pics for attention on social media works too, just not as well…

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2018

16

May

Yolanda Hadid is a Naked Aged Sugar Baby Marinating of the Day

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Yolanda Hadid is the opportunist cunt who shat out the Hadid sisters – and raised them to be opportunist cunts like her.

She is the “model” who married a rich arab dude, because models are whores and love money. She created his kids. They divorced, she got paid, and in turn married other rich dudes, because models like money…because models are whores…

Then she figured she should do the reality show thing, like the Kardashians, people her kids likely grew up near…all LA and annoying…and the product…her cunt daughters who the brands are using because they are social media personalities…

Well, Yolanda, in being the whore that she is, got naked on her social media, because they got it from their momma, this is the source..and it’s not as perverted as expected…it’s just an old rich bitch from LA marinating…and justifying it with whatever stupidity this is:

Being a woman influenced by our western culture, we tend to look outside ourselves for the solution to our health problems, most often in the form of a pill.
Although in remission from Lyme disease I still battle chronic inflammation and toxic stress which also compromises the immune system.

I’ve turned to Mother Earth these past couple of years as she has so much to offer us holistically..

I guess this could be porn for someone…

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2018

16

May

Sophie Mudd’s Massive Tits of the Day

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Sophie Mudd has huge fucking tits. They are abnormal huge. Awkwardly huge. Like some sort of nuclear meltdown happened or some radon in her soil where she great up happened. Or she ate a lot of hormone jacked up poultry and dairy…because this shit is so off balanced, disproportionate, that it’s almost a genetic defect…the most amazing genetic defect ever…unless you’re her back.

I mean huge tits are a thing, they exist, and often times girls are ashamed of how big their massive tits are…but rarely do they come on a tiny looking skinny frame…so that when it does…it is worth celebrating…it is worth stripping down…and it’s great that Sophie Mudd…the kind of girl you’d want to mud wrestle…wants the world to see her tits….or at least use her tits to get ahead…

I support all she does in her self promotion that is clearly fucking working…

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