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2023

Dec

Kate Beckinsale Brings the Old Granny Hotness of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale seems to be on some sort of quest, I am not sure what that quest is, but it definitely involves her producing content around herself being as hot as she possibly can be, which is pretty fucking hot for an old lady.

It feels like when someone is dying of cancer and decides to go over the top in either writing daily letters to their kids to be opened after they die, or some kind of not accepting the end is near so going over the top in the hustle because deep down they know the end is near….so create that legacy for a time when you won’t be able to.

Only instead of acting, it’s more about vanity and hotness because there will be a time when Beckinsale looks weirder and weirder as they try to prevent aging by jacking up their faces, using AI, or filters and fillers…but who cares.

So until then, she’ll dress up every day, attend events, hire photographers, edit herself to keep the lie alive…and we’d all fuck her even with our mouths when she’s a 90 year old shrivelled and half dead corpse…when the PETE DAVIDSON aids takes her out….because we are perverts.

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2023

Dec

Sydney Sweeney Big Tits of the Day

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I haven’t seen any Sydney Sweeney titty content in a while, I guess she’s just sitting pretty on them titties, since they are big enough for her to use as couch cushions….

With nothing to promote, no EUPHORIA softcore porn to help further depress a generation of kids with the lamest and least inspiring kind of darkness.

I’m all for sex drugs and rock and roll but not when it’s anti-depressant retarded and depressing….It’s supposed to be anti-establishment and fun….

Besides Sydney Sweeney being used for her tits, that show is shit….but thanks to her being used for her tits, she went onto do more important things with those tits, all while being pretty fucking bad at acting, but who is really good at acting, it’s one of those joke careers that only actors take seriously…

So yeah, she’s doing some promo with the big tits hanging out of tops and robes and that’s what this post is about, not my weird analysis of Euphoria, which I don’t even think is still on TV, or Sweeney’s acting capabilities now that she’s super famous from the tits….

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2023

Dec

Iggy Azalea Titty of the Day

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Iggy Azalea was at one point in time a huge female rapper. I don’t know what her record deal looked like or if she actually made money, but the level of celebrity was pretty fucking high, especially since her music was pretty fake and embarrassing….

It seems like the whole getting naked on the internet is something of desperation, but what we’ve learned is that even people who made it out there, are doing it because they obviously like the attention….

Sure, they may like the money, it probably feels like points in a video game that adds to the pile of money they already have, but the idea of pop rappers with huge celebrity and access doing an OF for a cash grab is weird.

Not as weird as her fake ass, but still weird….

Not that that will stop me from looking at her fake mom tit….IT won’t…because nothing’s gonna stop me from doing that….even if I think it’s weird….

I assume this is for her exclusive content promotion, but it could be another shoot, since she’s a titty model now….but worth checking out cuz of the whole TIT thing…

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2023

Dec

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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As it turns out, I am probably pretty lucky that I don’t live near a beach because I am such a deep rooted pervert and I always have been, that it would probably pose some sort of problem, not because I’m an aggressor because I am not, I’m a romantic, but because I wouldn’t know what to do with myself, I’d likely glitch out like a virgin nerd cumming himself to the first set of tits he got to see.

It’s like, being a grown man who stares at pics of tits all day doesn’t deflate my interest in the female form and I think it could be an obsession on some level or.another because as long as the bitch ain’t fat, I’m staring…and now with all the thong bikinis, fuck off you girls are the ABUSERS!

Big tits, small tits, fat ass, no ass, flat ass, round ass, toned stomach, soft stomach, I don’t fucking care, if it’s half naked in a bikini, I’m loving it.

It’s kind of pathetic, but we can’t control what we like….so keep me on ice up here in Canada where I belong…why live my dream of being a titty hunting beach rat…

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2023

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s always sad when a woman crosses her legs when when staring at a woman’s crotch as she sits full fat pussy out on the bus. It hurts my feelings, but then I am reminded of the time a girl told me she used to make herself cum by crossing her legs, so her defensive, stop looking at my pussy could be I LIKE YOU LOOKING at my pussy….so life it’s about perspective people!

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2023

Dec

The Tits that Brought Down Ryan Philippe of the Day

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Her name is Elsie Hewitt and she’s a big titty model, who I think did Playboy or some other shit that you’d do if you had big tits, trying to use the big tits to get the lifestyle the big tits deserve…

Anyway, being on the circuit she was on, she ended up in bed with Ryan Philippe, where they likely faked a relationship because bedding a rich Reese Witherspoon breeder is a tread for all…but when MeToo hit, she went after him, totally disregarding his reputation and career and trying to kill the motherfucker, because women, they go for blood.

I don’t know what he did to her, but I bet she got a cash settlement out of it…so it all worked out in the end…

So these are the tits that tried to ruin Ryan….

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2023

Dec

Milf Monday of the Day

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Mom, is that you?

What’s for dinner?

Did you finish the laundry?

Can you drive me to the mall?

Mom?

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2023

Dec

Internet Sex Peddler Denise Richards in a Swimsuit of the Day

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Denise Richards is doing some pin-up modeling because she’s old enough to be a pin up model, or probably remembers the 40s when pin-up models were on all the lockers of the men fighting for your freedom. She’s a SENIOR CITIZEN people.

I find the internet as a whole a demonic entity that has stolen all of our souls and pulled us all out of living our actual lives….celebrating demons who get rich off the shit…while polluting the rest of us with SPAM and other nonsense that just distracts from our best actual lives…..

So seeing Denise Richards jumping on the selling nudes thing isn’t all that shocking, especially since she was rumored to be a high paid escort during her career as an actor, before landing on Charlie Sheen’s dick…but it’s little demoralizing.

When rich and old attention seekers turn to selling nudes like college girls trying to have that party life, it becomes a little fucking depressing.

Sure, Denise Richards being an internet whore is something we could have all wanted to see happen, but seeing it happening makes it an unfortunate wank.

The good news is she’s hiding her wonky ass deflated old lady mom tit with the explant….its the WIN going on here.

I do not support rich people taking money from hotter chicks doing the same thing, assuming Denise Richards has fans willing to pay her for this shit, which she likely does, but that’s also disturbing since she’s old as shit and looks it.

The internet…a demonic entity.

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2023

Dec

Britney Spears Rolling Around in her Underwear of the Day

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Britney Spears or the actor playing Britney Spears since I am not convinced this is actually Britney Spears, loves to recycle her weirdo content and consistently repost the same videos and pictures, as you would expect if someone was actually dead.

I am pretty sure I’ve seen this pink panty rolling around in bed content before, maybe slightly different, but not different enough to be new and original content.

They tell us that she’s free, that she produces content like this sometimes, but then recycles the shit like some hippie or homeless person separating the cans, instead of just shooting shit like this all day, like a bored cam girl, since she’s rich and living in her palace on her pile of money with nothing else to do.

I like to think Britney is alive and has free will because I think crazy ladies, especially in their 40s are a lot of fun in their crazy and with the resources and celebrity that Britney has, probably a lot more fun than the toothless tranny prostitute at the dive bar that smells like piss I was with yesterday…CHURCH.

So seeing the recycled content, like she’s been abducted and the captor is trying to keep her spirit alive through social media so no one asks any questions, is wasted opportunity because it should be new badly produced low quality content.

Watching Brit in bed is robbery.

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2023

Dec

Maria Menounos’ New Mom via Surrogate with Cancer Bod in a Bikini of the Day

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Maria Menounos was the entertainment show host that dudes would fantasize about when their wives used to make them watch Access Hollywood or Extra or whatever garbage tabloid show she was on….

They’d think of her as the Greek queen who likes anal with the hot body…in an era when girls didn’t have anal sex on the first date and it was something special.

She went onto build out a podcast network or media network that I am sure she got very rich with, it’s all about timing you fools….

She also went onto have tumors cut out of her brain and apparently tumors cut out of her pancreas, which I thought was a cancer that was a death sentence, but more importantly, she had a baby through a host body because she either couldn’t in her body because of all the cancers, or maybe she didn’t want to throw off her body because it’s her currency….

Either way, this is some new mom in her 40s bod after surviving cancer in a bikini for you to jerk off to for old times, since she’s an old timer, and I guess she’s happy to not be dead….

The excitement of the shoot is that the new mom is on vacation in the bikini, which makes me think that the new kid is at the kennel or something, since surrogacy seems a lot like adopting a rescue puppy, or even a puppy mill puppy and less like being actual moms, but maybe I’m an insensitive asshole which I guess Maria Menounos is the owner of, thanks to the whole being Greek thing. OPA!

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