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2018

22

May

Bella Thorne’s Latest Bikini Pic of the Day

An hour ago, the manliest looking jacked up face in children exploited by their parents, like the puppet sex workers they are, news….Bella Thorne posted up a bikini pic celebrating what looks like fake tits to me in a wet bikini….nipples not hard despite the cold water of the pacific in what may be confusing if you’re even looking at her tits and not her broad deltoids that look like a male gymnasts…

I have seen the hot slutty sex worker looking mom, and I wouldn’t be surprised if Bella was really born a boy, dressed up like a girl, because she was the one the mom knew she could exploit the hardest and the best…

These moms want everything so bad, they’ll do all kinds of crazy shit, and the expense of their kids, who in this case, have written her off for her mooching fame whoring…..

But have taken the famewhoring upon themselves in what is repetitive and boring, but still a young girl, with a lame mooch of a boyfriend, K-Feding her, media manipulator hustling from every fucking angle and seeing success doing it.

She’s got music, clothing, acting, social media marketing deals coming from every angle. She’s a star out there having a good time, showing the people her contrived persona, and it’s working….but with everything that works, it eventually crashes and will end bad..but in the meantime…titties in a bikini top…

Here’s Bella Thorne Bringing her Man Face and Meth Boyfriend Out in Public

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2018

22

May

Rihanna’s Butt Crack from a While Ago of the Day

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I don’t think I posted pics of Rihanna’s butt crack, but feel it is very important for me to post pics of Rihanna’s butt crack, as the world loves Rihanna and her butt crack and will thus celebrate her butt crack because it is a success story and people love success stories..

I don’t understand how a random, barely talented singer from Barbados, I mean there are videos of her singing at her High School Grad that I guess she’s had removed from the internet and she can’t sing for shit, and we don’t really even know if it was her high school grad at all…I just know whoever found her didn’t think “this is the meal ticket we can sell to Jay Z and make a billion dollars with”…yet that’s what they did…and I know some Voodoo went into that..or there is more to the story than that…and really girl’s living the life…no longer in a shanty…employing people in the shanties and showing her ass crack at events….seems like whatever happened when she first started out to get to this point was a positive transaction or trade…cuz look at her now…

Butt cracks…what are they good for…let me count the ways…

1- Contraception
2- Story your Keys so you Don’t Lose Them
3- Hiding any and all contraband from exotic snakes to drugs.
4- Shitting.
5- that’s all I got.

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2018

22

May

Kate Beckinsale Ass in Leggings of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale is one of those timeless people who doesn’t seem to age, despite being old, and a mom to a college aged girl.

Sure she’s got a bit of a hot, fit, skinny soccer mom vibe, but she’s still not what you’d typically expect from a mom with a college aged kid.

One must wonder if she was in fact an actual Vampire and her Underworld move franchise that is pretty much the only thing I think she’s ever done is documentary…unless she doesn’t play a vampire in that movie…I can’t be too sure because I am far too lazy to google it and I don’t actually care about something virgin loser comic book weirdos who seem like they still live with their mom’s at 40 are passionate about…

I do know she’s in leggings and lookin’ fit..

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I also know she is in bra top….

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I like keeping tabs on her because the age range of people reading this site, are people who still have posters of her in their basement TV room where they masturbate cuz their mom’s room is two floors up and she can’t hear the cries….

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2018

22

May

Halle Berry Erotica of the Day

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Yo, What’s up Halle Berry…I didn’t realize you’re an Instagram model….but I guess all these girls are when given the opportunity to do some half naked shoot in some “artistic” black and white setting…they just can’t help themselves. It’s probably why all those Old Timey Photo Studios at the county fair exist..people see a camera, some costumes, and the opportunity to be slutty and share it with the fans, and they jump at it…you know the perfect excuse to get some Old Timey tits out there…and I’d say it is magical, but I’m more into Halle Berry a decade ago getting naked kind of magic…not this instagram shits.

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2018

22

May

Kaili Thorne Nipples in Bed of the Day

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Kaili Thorne is one of the Bella Thorne Sisters, who may be a gutter raver crackhead who gets naked on the internet with her fake tits that distract from her man face….

I think she may be a half sister to Bella Thorne – like her family were part of some sex cult before realizing they can exploit each of their children in Hollywood to get rich.

I have seen pics of the mom, who may not be this one’s mom, since the dad died, who really knows what the deal is…and the mom is some talent manager, next level stage mom, who pretty much looks like a sex worker, something she passed onto her girls, who you know she loves every second of their fame, because she can leech off of it, even if Bella doesn’t have a relationship with her – due to bitterness from being whored out by her, before whoring out herself.

It always starts from the top…and here’s the less famous one flashing some tit / nipples, it’s the way to the heart of america and it’s really easy to pull off and not nearly as sleazy as society makes it out to be….

Tits get hits, it’s a fact, show your tits.

More of her slutty

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2018

22

May

Heidi Klum Bikini of the Day

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I wonder if people are bored of me going into some rant about Heidi Klum being a produce of Germany’s Eugenics program in the WWII era of Hitler, where he was doing all he could to create a master Aryan race, including finding medical advances through human testing and other terrible things, that brought you things like Asprin and Volkswagen….and I guess Heidi Klum.

The reality is that no one seems to get bored of Heidi Klum, even as her face gets older, and her stomach looks odd thanks to the litter of babies she had with SEAL…so why would they get bored of me writing about her being some genetically modified product of design, because I don’t understand why she still looks so good, even if you can tell she’s a little weathered and you know that parts of her, mainly her vagina are fucking ravaged and destroyed…eve with tasteful surgeries….

But then I remember that she’s in a bikini and I’m not…and bikinis, fresh new bikini pics, seem to inspire people to masturbate and ignore all the flaws a woman may have…even when they are as old as Heidi and her flaws are negligible due to her age, it is like the older they get the more lenient we are with their flaws…and that we can just appreciate the tits for what they are….attention seeking professional tits…that have made a lot of money being tits.

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2018

22

May

Olivia Munn Hard Nipples of the Day

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Olivia Munn is not quite a master manipulator, but she’s a manipulator. She was smart enough to understand how easy it is to amass an audience when you target socially awkward nerds, it is probably something she mastered in High School to get her homework done, just on a bigger scale..

She realized that if she spoke video games to gamers in an era, because she’s pretty fucking old, when it wasn’t as mainstream and hot chicks weren’t involved in that shit, it would create a celebrity for her that she could then leverage into other movie opportunities, by convincing producers her massive fans would follow.

She had a captivated and easy audience to capture and use to get herself ahead, but luckily she’s still a struggling bottom feeder.

Sure she’s famous and rich, but I know she wants more, that’s why she tries so hard, and she’s not getting it..and that gives me JOY…

While you’re just happy she brought her tits out….cuz that’s all you care about…

I’m here watching an ego mastermind, waiting for it to crash and burn, finding great pleasure in that and you’re only here for the nipples. You’re the worst.

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2018

22

May

Demi Rose Degenerate Tits and Ass of the Day

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Demi Rose is a rumored Sex Worker, who I guess became a big social media entity for whatever reason, and who made herself look like a bootleg Kardashian, and who exploited the fuck out of her fake ass, and fake tits and fake face to get as much of an audience as she could, to the point which the DailyMail and other UK websites feature her all the fucking time, making her an actual celebrity locally, celebrated as an Instagram sensation, when really having never done anything but whore herself out to people…rich people..

The only fascinating thing about her is that she’s 24 despite looking 45, I mean the only thing besides her monster tits she likes showing off because it works as a tactic to increase her rates….

What it comes down to is that people like her, so I’m not gonna hate.

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2018

22

May

Ariana Grande Topless of the Day

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Ariana Grande posted up some topless picture to celebrate those who died at her concert…..I mean maybe this has nothing to do with that, but I like to assume that everything she does from the day of the attack onwards is a tribute to those who died after paying to see her….

I know that celebs have virtually no soul, especially the child stars, they are just entitled as fuck and can do no wrong….who blame everything on other people, or whatever…like security issues, crazy people, a random attack, who knows…..

But the fact remains that they congregated to her show to see her pervy dances that made her famous….

I would assume a normal person would feel some level of accountability and even off themselves, but I guess these people aren’t normal people, they are dancing monkeys who have too much money and won’t let a little carnage get in the way of a good time, but they will milk it hard as a PR stunt to get more attention to themselves and to distract from the scene she caused when she called American disgusting as she licked a donut….

Only to apologize on social media and be forgiven….

The world…a weird place…

Here she is being slutty on stage

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2018

22

May

Ashley Graham Making that Tank Brooke Shields Look Fit of the Day

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Fat pig Ashley Graham is doing some fat chick, retouched photoshoot, for some bullshit Swimsuits for All nonsense with Brooke Shields…and she’s disgusting…and terrible for society because FAT kills…and isn’t hot…

The fact is that just when I thought Ashley Graham Couldn’t be More Disgusting of the Day I see this video of her getting her nose hair zapped out…..like why would you share that….

Ashley Graham getting her nose hairs removed – is as gross as you’d expect a fat chick just putting herself out there in all her glory – in an attempt to be real – because people relate to that and because it has made her an entire career for herself of being “real”…and inspiring fat chicks to love themselves, when they are better off suiciding themselves…

I am sure her next series will be on clogging the toilet with her overeating shits she must take being the pig that she is…..

But in the meantime…watch her work out – it’s pretty fucking hysterical….how is this a workout? Fatty stands on a machine that rotates as she stands there as a lazy fuck..almost like the 60s when fat chicks got into that motorized strap device that was supposed to tone them while they stood there…only modern version….that is still fucking gross.

Then there is this working out, because girl clearly hates being fat and is on a mission to lean up…and in 10 years will be skinny..giving a huge fuck you to all you fat chick supporters inspired by this lie – who is just playing up the fat cuz it gets her paid but will not stay fat cuz it will kill her…

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