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2018

21

May

stepLINKS of the Day

It is the long weekend here….Canada’s Memorial Day a week before Memorial Day because why the fuck not make Memorial Day a celebration of Queen Victoria a week before the Free Americans who have rid themselves of the Queen to be the independent Nation of Walmart Shoppers who end up marrying into the royal family…

Unfortunately, I only saw one set of bikinis all day in the park, I was thinking there would be girls tanning all over the motherfucker excited that it’s summer time around the corner…and the girls I saw in a bikini tops looked like Asian girls part of Mathlete competitions on their outdoor excursion day…and not the slutty bikini girl you assume exists because of instagram creeping…reminding me that instagram creeping is a more exciting place to be than out in the world…obviously….

I posted on a long weekend, because I’m just that kind of loser and now I will do the stepLINKS of the day…commited to this blog shit…aren’t I…

Here are some stepLINKS….

BikinI babe – Knocked the Fuck Out During Car Wash
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The Royal Wedding Pics for you Perverts to
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Dancing Bridesmaid and her Big Tits Getting Down in Some Crazy Tribal Dance
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John Cena Still Hangs with his Hooker
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J.Lo a Victim of Body Shaming…
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You need a BONG b-BONG b-BONG BONG
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Kimmel Asks – CAN YOU NAME A BOOK
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Liz Hurley at an Event in a Pink Dress
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Janet Jackson at the Billboard Awards
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Front Runner Gets Taken Out By Pole Vaulter
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Mila Kunis Looking Old but Rockin Tits of the DAy
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This worked on my Hemorrhoids…
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Pretty Fucking Crazy Water Fountain
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Young Mom Sues For Being Raped after Marijuana Arrest
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Is Alexis Ren Hot?
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Little Kids Rocking Transformers Costumes that Work
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Crowd Control at the Royal Wedding
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Some Gross Chick name Shannon in a Bikini
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Kim K Hasn’t Paid her Private Jet Bill
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Weird Public Poop Prank
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Draining Water from Under the Kansas Speedway
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Taylor Swift Pink Panty
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Taylor Swift – Slutty in Concert
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Chloe Moretz Legs
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Deby Ryan Bra Peak
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Chanel Iman in Baltimore
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Kara Del Toro Hot and Slutty
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Rat Cow Did a MAgazine – Forgot her Tits
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Charlotte McKinney at an Event
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Annalynne McCord at an Event
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Laura Prepon – At an Evetn
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Krysten Ritter Hot at an Evetn
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Bunny Hunt 200 is the Amateur of the Day
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Georgia Fowler Nipples….
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Some Jell-O Wrestling Sluts for Old Times
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A Series of Nicole Scherzinger Slutty Moments
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ALT girl in a Sex Tape with Huge Tits
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What’s That in Her Butt?
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Samantha Taylor in her Underwear…Showing Tits
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Cam Girl Harley QUinn
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4 Toys – 1 Anus
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Drunk girls attack a Group of Fags
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Blue Hair Girl Fucks a Dildo
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Self Shot Nude Shower Video
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Amateur BUSH of the Day
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Girls Behaving Badly – a Compilation
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Girl an her Squirting Orgasm
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Latina Getting Them Fingers Wet
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Blue Bikini Chick and her Bolt on Tits
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Amazing Edessa Naked in Nature…
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2018

21

May

Delilah Hamlin Nip Slip of the Day

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Lisa Rinna has had some much work done, like on some Demi Moore level, so I wonder at what age she started jacking up her kids with Plastic Sugery, face injections, titties, who fucking knows what, so that they have more of her look, you know to perpetuate her storyline…

Because this is a plastic looking Delilah Hamlin who must only be 18 or 19….

I’ve said this story before, but I remember a Chinese women who had been plastic surgery ridden was sued by the rich guy who knocked her up – because they had an ugly kid – and she mislead him to think she was good genes on some Brad Cooper / Irina Shayk kick….

So maybe, Delilah is built this way thanks to mommy being a vapid, vain cunt…who likes plastic surgery treatments and sees nothing wrong with them since she’s plastic…

Or maybe this is what a natural Delilah Hamlin looks like…because Lisa Rina is so jacked up it seeped into her womb…

But as far as celebrity kids go, even though her parents are barely celebs, I’m into whatever’s going on here.

Young and tight and attention seeking – tits out! Good times.

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2018

21

May

J.Lo’s Ass at a Record Release Party of the Day

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J.LO, despite being very old, brought her ass out to a record release party, at least that’s what I read this is, and I figure of course she brought her ass out to a record release party, her ass is what the fans want to see, even in it’s petrified state, like a fossil found in the desert of some life that lived many many years ago, inspiring really…to all you perverts out there into J.Lo and her mom ass…that I guess has it better than other asses because it started out huge…so as it ages, sages and melts into itself like other women thanks to the aging process…it does it more bubbly…like a balloon slowly deflating…the bigger the balloon the more time it’s got to look vile and disgusting..

Point being, her fans love her, the hispanic community love her, and she knows bringing the ass out will get media attention because she’s mastered the media, she’s been at it 100 years and gets how to get talked about….here it is…

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Posted in:J.Lo|SFW

2018

21

May

Iggy Azalea is Nude of the Day

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Iggy Azalea is out trying to promote something, who the fuck knows what, but we can assume it’s some garbage white girl culturally appropriating black people music, because it’s all become garbage pop music, and because she’s had enough cocks in her for her to feel as though she’s one with the black people, as they stretch her the fuck out.

She’s a low level opportunist, but more interestingly, a liar like Fat Amy, also from Australia, who pulls whatever stunt she can to get noticed and for people to believe her persona…

Luckily, she pretended to be a stripper with that fake fat ass, and is now posting up nudes of her photoshopped to shit with that fake fat ass, and really fake everything else, because this is what people are into I guess…

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2018

21

May

Liz Hurley Tits of the Day

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This is how old lady Liz Hurley goes on what she calls “Joyful Dog Walks”….where that most girls who go out dressed like this avoid the bush, knowing that they can likely get raped and killed, but not Liz Hurley, she’s just inviting that in, with her scantily clad, new found love for slutty instagram pics, because people respond positively to them, and she likes using her tits for hits, like it was the old days and she used her tits for rich sperm to make babies in her as a financial backup plan in case the modeling didn’t work.

I come from the school of thought that at 35, no one wants to see your sloppy old lady body half naked…a school that is old school and that no one else seems to agree with because they love seeing Liz Hurley half naked….

I guess as she ages so do her fans and seeing this updated version of her is new content to try to get off to…and a little wrinkles and agedness ain’t bad…since it’s new content and better than the 50 year old women they stick their dicks in…right.

That is the science behind Liz Hurley!

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2018

21

May

Taylor Swift Pussy Flash of the Day

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Taylor Swift trying to be hot has always bothered me…

She’s some quirky girl, who was robbed of her childhood, who may write her own songs, but her own songs are simplistic nonsense that target the half retard population we are forced to deal with…it’s just fucking pop porn fluffy bullshit that works because young girls are stupid…

She perpetuates this poor me, boys don’t like me attitude that is so against the progressiveness of women, while pretending to be a feminist and independent success story, that is really just in it for the fucking cash..because she’s a whore..

A whore, not just because of her flimsy music that annoys me, but because she fucks everyone, in some sexual dysfunction that I guess happens when you’re rich and horny and raised in a fishbowl…slaving away for the riches…trying to find inspiration through cock…because she’s all about the boys…

I am not a fan of her, but she’s skinny, and she collects Victoria’s Secret models, which in and of itself is weird…bringing them all to her mansions, dressing them up and likely smearing her sexual dysfunction on their faces…

Well, she’s out flashing pussy, not quite hardcore enough for my liking, but flashing pussy none the less…I guess to remind you that she’s back, or touring, or who fucking cares.

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She’s also in concert

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2018

21

May

Lucy Hale Booty Workout of the Day

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Lucy Hale is back on the scene, she is on a new CW show that I “think” is on TV after Riverdale…which for some reason is the hottest show on TV…not that people still watch TV…but I guess they must because I see all these Riverdale cunts getting more famous, like they matter and I’ve seen the show that seems like the writers didn’t expect it to last and are improvising as it goes along because they expected it to be cancelled…

So now CW is reacting to the success of Archie, by throwing budgets at the Wednesday Night Line-UP and try to create a new show for the Pretty Little Liar and all her social media fans….because she’s got a lot of fans..

And girl has to do her part on the marketing of the show…by posting fitness erotica as these girls to because fitness erotica is the soft core, easy accessible to the girl starting out, you know DIPPING her toe into erotica….

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2018

21

May

Alexis Ren Erotica of the Day

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Alexis Ren Big Fake Tits in a Crop Top and Panties

Alexis Ren looks like fetal alcohol syndrome baby, or maybe it’s a vacuum baby, or maybe it’s some delayed reaction thalidomide flipper baby 10 years after the crisis…or maybe her mom was as tropical as she is and got on that ZIKO kick…or it could always be just crack baby…seeing as she’s from CALI…or maybe it’s just the angle she takes her slutty selfies from…making her proportions all ANIME like which is why JAPAN love her and she’s always there…getting paid on the international scene by rich business people…who knows..

I just know she is not very inspiring in her work, her content, her look, anything about her…other than that rocking body..

She was a prop for a dude who needed a babe to help tell his fake story on social media to get famous and paid..and a prop she continues to be…with them bolt on tits…

She’s got all the opportunity in the world, pretty much anyone would work with her, yet this is the gutter softcore porn she produces…it’s crazy.

And some video:

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2018

21

May

Bella Thorne Slutty of the Day

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Bella Thorne is one of the new generations of hustlers, you know the kind of girl who gets naked on social media to build her social media, because she sees people on social media making stupid money, and they aren’t even Disney Kids trained by their mother…

She’s branched out from shitty TV gigs and movies, to getting half naked on social media, to getting brand deals, to getting more TV and Movie deals that pay better, to starting a record deal and releasing music, and clothing…all to be a full 360 Bella Thorne empire that is working cuz kids love her and throw money at her…and it is impressive, only because I’ve never been able to build anything remotely as successful, well liked, accepted and I’ve been on the internet since the 90s…a reminder of all my failures..

Now I don’t like the idea of her making music, I am sure it sounds like shit, but while she’s got tits out…I am into that…and I guess so is she because it makes for easy fucking marketing.

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2018

21

May

Halsey Bikini of the Day

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Halsey, who doesn’t matter. She’s really irrelevant as an act and is really just a product of EDM being a big deal, while these EDM DJs are really accessible, since they play at clubs locally, and anyone who is anyone locally can get back stage and have access to them…

Some of the lowest level girls I know have fucked DJs like AOKI, DIPLO, amongst others, just because they are DJs, and they were sluts backstage..

So Halsey convincing the Chainsmokers to put her on a track as vocals isn’t that impressive, even if the song is huge and got her paid and look at her now…

She’s apparently got a TV show coming out on her party girl on METH story, which sounds fucking boring and played up to me…but I guess she’s got fans…who care about candy coated nonsense now that she’s made it…but not actual people on METH because they are disgusting…

She had a scandal last week, like Megan Markle, in that she has a black father or mother but no one knew she was black, because everything about her is white as fuck, but that she’s decided to put on her black face and play the black card, because she is in fact black and it is her right, it’s not racist when a half black person pretends to be black, when everything about her is white…

So she made some INSANE hateful speech on hotels she stays at using shampoo that isn’t for black people, despite it saying it is for ALL HAIR TYPES, because I guess she felt it was important to protest the important issues facing black people, and that is their hari…

All the comments against her and her white hair was that she’s fucking white…

So she’s gone out and done a shoot in an AFRO or something to BLACKEN up her image…because she is black and wants you to know it…despite being white as fuck…

She’s ridiculous…and the fact brands work with her after the paparazzi got pics of her ripping lines on a jet ski…BLOW MY MIND..what happened to people being on their best behavior…

Here are some bikinis pics