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2018

21

May

Emmy Rossum Cameltoe of the Day

Emmy Rossum blocked me on social media once…which is pretty fucking hurtful to me because I am just trying to be friends with everyone, you know celebrate everyone, you know for their talent, their beauty, their accomplishments…try to bring them up because I know it’s hard being an overpaid actress the last 18 years…I know that it’s a struggle when you have been on a show getting naked like some kind of sex worker as your only redeeming quality of your character on the show….

I am here to big up all these people, because I don’t think they get enough praise for their hard work….that involves sitting around being coddled for stupid amounts of money everyday…

The nice thing about Emmy Rossum, is that she’s only met her father twice in her life, something that I look for in all sex workers, even when they pretned they aren’t sex workers…

She’s getting old now, but her vagina’s still hungry enough to eat her pants, unless that’s just what happens when vaginas get old, they give up and just sort of flop all over the place….like a fat chick who’s been in bed all weekend crying…

WHO KNOWS…

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2018

21

May

Sara Sampaio Nipples of the Day

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Sara Sampaio brought her nipples out to the paparazzi – by wearing a sheer shirt and no bra – as all the girls are doing these days – which we all like because we are perverts who would never get to see their tits otherwise….something the girls showing their tits don’t seem to realize…because they get mad when we stare, despite them wearing it, because for some reason they aren’t wearing it for us to stare, even though we only see tits in porno and when it happens in our everyday lives we pay attention thanks to coming from an era when girls didn’t walk around topless.

That said, Sara Sampaio, whined about a magazine posting or publishing her titty pics, that she let them take, called it sexual assault, yet walks around like this..like a harlot…hard to take her “rape” cries seriously…

I’m not saying short skirts are deserving of rape, or that they beg to be raped, but they are easier to rape than pants….so protect yourself and don’t be an idiot and maybe bad things won’t happen to you….and maybe bad things you think are bad aren’t actually bad…because you made them happen…you fucking victims.

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2018

21

May

Hailey Baldwin Pussy Flash of the Day

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Earlier today (10 minutes ago), I wrote that I find it really weird that Hailey Baldwin is a Jesus Freak, like on some Born Again Christian level, who hangs with preachers, whether it’s a lie that she tells because it makes her feel like she’s got more substance, a spiritual side, a purpose in this world…rather than being a vapid, useless, spoiled brat trying to whore herself out for attention and money like a sex worker…which I guess is what happens when you commit to growing your social media feed by latching onto the devils the Hadids and the Kardashians…terrible fucking humans….when really she’s just a bootleg version of that…

I don’t know what weird rich person Evangelical Christian revival churches she’s going to, but it must be one like Scientology, that speaks to these terrible people and their egos…

Because any real Christian would use her platform for good, to spread the GOSPEL of her lord…while this one just flashes her cunt…

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Here are those tight red pics again (yes I posted them 10 minutes ago)

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2018

21

May

Georgia Fowler Hard Nipples of the Day

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Georgia Fowler, a name you’ve likely never heard of, seriously gets around….she’s all over the fucking place all half naked and slutty.

She must be dating some rich dudes….

She’s a New Zealand model, who unlike the hobbits that normally run around New Zealand, fucking sheep and eating KIWIs, is tall and amazing…

She’s been modeling since she was 12 years old….she is not 12 years old, but that must have been creepy fucking times for her…and really for everyone involved, you know when some creepy predator promises her the world and her parents sign up for it because Sheep Farming isn’t cutting it for them….and farmers have a different mindset when it comes to selling off their kids like livestock….

But I guess starting out at 12, paved the way for her to really understand the industry and how to produce tit pics…you know a skilled technician, an artisan, whatever it is that she is…she’s doing it better than most…which is weird since I’ve never heard of her…BUT NOW WE KNOW!

Here she is supporting AIDS

Here she is in a bikini in Cannes

and here are her TITS

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2018

21

May

Old Timer’s at the Billboard Music Awards of the Day

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Here is a special feature post celebrating those who have come and gone….you know the people who have spent the last 25-35 years going to these award shows…who are still going to these award shows because I guess they are addicted to the attention and mattering that they can’t help but show up thinking it’s important exposure, or maybe fun to be invited, in a “Don’t turn your back on your dream”…in a “Never turn your back on your dream”….”you will never be too big, rich, old, or famous to attend anything that honors you in exchange for you showing up”…..it’s all nonsense media manipulation, and J.Lo fucking loves being loved…and I guess so does Ciara so here they are in a tribute to the elderly…the golden handshake of red carpets…

Old Ass J.Lo in a Bra

Old Ass Ciara in a see through dress

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2018

21

May

Alyson Stoner Tits Out of the Day

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Who the fuck is Alyson Stoner…

She’s at the Billboard music awards, which is an awards show that doesn’t matter and that no one actually cares about but that people go to because they like the red carpet, it makes them feel important and wanted, like they matter, because they grew up watching people on the red carpet, like Britney and Justin wearing their matching denim to the Billboard awards, unless that was another award show that doesn’t matter….

So when they get a chance to be there – bust them tits out…it’s gets you more reach and makes your effort deliver a better ROI…

I just googled Alyson Stoner and she is some almost 30 year old Disney Kid, who I guess was sexualized by her family and execs at Disney, because like all 24 year old girl who were on Disney…she’s out there whori

She was in the The Suite Life of Zack & Cody….and the Step Up Stomp The Yard series….so you know her, you perverts…

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Some more of her slutty….

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2018

21

May

Chantel Jeffries Tits of the Day

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The most important DJ you’ve never heard of is Chantel Jeffries…who, like everyone else is DJ because it adds a storyline to her social media feed, where she can get hired and paid big money to host pool parties in Vegas…it’s a nice add-on to being some instagram model no one cares about – with an insane amount of followers – who looks like a bootleg Kardashian because thanks to the Kardashians those face injections are a fucking look….

It’s like look like a porn star, act like a porn star, but you’re not a pornstar, because you’re a DJ, as anyone can be a DJ, except maybe AVICII….or DJ AM…who offed themselves for being DJs….because I guess the money and the parties get boring.

Point being…along with her DJ life…since computer programs allow everyone to be DJs…she’s slutty and we love sluts. YAY for SLUTS.

Here she is tits out at the Billboard Music Awards

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2018

21

May

Hailey Baldwin is a Good Little Jesus Freak of the Day

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I find it really weird that Hailey Baldwin is a Jesus Freak, like on some Born Again Christian level, whether it’s a lie that she tells because it makes her feel like she’s got more substance, or the truth thanks to weird Evangelical churches being more progressive in what they do, to recruit more people into their trap…knowing the world is a sluttier place…

But looking at her social media feed, and all she does out there in the world working for brands, shamelessly self promoting herself to try to get more famous, more brand deals, and not for having talent or substance, but for being “hot” and procovative…seems totally anti any church I know…

She’s out there in tight slut dresses like some kind of harlot, with her tits all over the damn place, all for attention, hoping it will lead to bigger half naked shoots…

She wants people jerking off to her, loving her, thinking she’s hot…yet she’s of the lord…

Sounds like some totally confused, rich girl, raised by a confused dad, who the rest of the world is confused by him ever being famous.

This is some silly…pushing her ass out…making me wonder what’s on her phone in the pics she doesn’t post to social media…narcissist, attention seeking, porno star trying to break families apart with her procovative slut dress on….BAD CHRISTIAN.

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2018

21

May

Genetically Modified Josephine Skriver Bikini of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is genetically modified.

She was created in a lab by her homosexual biologist father with his lesbian friend’s egg, because those LGBQT types are heathens who don’t respect the lord and savior Jesus Christ, and are the same kinds of people who support abortions, you know BAD BAD people…who take the lord’s work into their hands and MAKE BABIES in the lab funded by Victoria’s Secret in an attempt to get designer pussy, without having to dig through all the trash out there, while just placing an order, like when the billionaire owner buys a new JET.

Point being, she’ll likely die of weird genetic diseases thanks to modern science and their hate for GOD…but in the meantime, she’s hot.

For the record, I think abortions are great. I also think genetically modifying women to be hotter and better sex objects is great. Especially in this era of everyone being fat fucks.

Some more slutty selfies…

Posted in:Josepehine Skriver|SFW

2018

21

May

Kitrysha is the Future of Instagram Models of the Day

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Kitrysha is some Asian instagram girl who looks like she could be a sex worker, like in the porno films all you perverts watch, in the Asian category all you perverts with small dicks watch, because you’ve heard the rumors, that are likely not true, since some of the most insane insertion videos I’ve seen have been with Asian women…

She’s slutty and half naked on Instagram, I only found out about her a week or two ago, and she’s still being slutty and half naked….

I feel really passionate about the need to post and jerk off to girls of all ethnicities, because the only thing I think is worth discriminating against is fat and ugly, color, religion, sexuality…all works for me if you meet my low standard of hot…

So Kitrysha keep up the fun times…and the good work…dreams are about to come true…I feel it.

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