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2018

24

Apr

Romee Strijd Fake Tits See Through of the Day

Romee Strijd may have a stupid name. She may be one of the many models Leo DiCaprio pretends to fuck because he’s a homo. She may be considered hot because she is a Victoria’s Secret model, which means she’s very important as a model, unlike all the other models, which is pretty much every single girl in the world with an instagram, doing silly poses for the camera in public places and in private photoshoot settings that they planned and coordinated because they want this life so bad….lame…

With these bold on small tits and bleached blonde hair…she looks like a Russian cam whore to me. The kind you can ask to pee on camera for you…who looks back towards her “handlers” who I guess show her a pic of her family back home while making a “I’ll slit their fucking throats” gesture…to assure the girl that they will be killed if she doesn’t do what the client asks…

If this model..isn’t a sex worker…even if all models are sex workers..I don’t know what she is…

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2018

24

Apr

Ashley James Hard Nipples of the Day

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We don’t know who Ashley James is, but she was on Big Brother so she probably sucks a lot of dick..because what the fuck else are you going to do when you’re claim to fame was being the slutty looking whore for controvery and clickbait used by Big Brother, after your season is over….and you are forgotten…you’ve got a responsibility to take every opportunity from every pervert with money who watched the show and saw her in the tabloids who want a taste of what was on their TV and in their tabloids…and we can guarantee she’s into that….so much so that she’s made it her job…but as they say if you love what you do for work, you never work a day in your life…which I can say is clearly the Ashely James situation…

Here she is hard nippled.

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2018

24

Apr

Dascha Polanco See Through of the Day

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Dascha Polanco may or may not be a Miami Beach escort trying to hustle in old white tourists there at a conference with a black girl fetish on the beach to make money to pay for their beachfront condo and their cosmetic surgery enhancements, cheesy tattoos and Ace of Spade champagne…you know fully ass out…big ass out…for the world to see…as some sort of marketing campaign or backpages ad despite backpages not existing….

She is on Orange is the New Black…and this is how she dresses to whatever event she’s at…and nothing wrong with us staring at a big black ass. That’s what it is there for.

Bold really…but I like it in a I am repulsed by it kind of way.

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2018

24

Apr

Bella Hadid See Through of the Day

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In huge and important news you shouldn’t give a fuck about….the Hadid sister who looks like a ravaged tranny witch with bad plastic surgery…who for some reason the fashion industry is using in their marketing like she’s part of the industry and not just some groupie of the industry who has a lot of followers thanks to a PR team her dad and mom (a reality show star) put together to create these girls like some bootleg Jenners…but more premium…because fashion is better than sex tapes…

Yet with all their money, they are still fucking trashy pieces of shit who offer the world nothing but their spoiled brat pics of themselves…that the general public like because the general public are retards…who buy into anything that is seemingly popular…

Who fucking knows…but I am guess Gigi Hadid turned 45….because this is them celebrating Gigi Hadids Birthday

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2018

24

Apr

Ireland Baldwin Topless of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin big girl with the big titties that she seems to have figured out that she likes putting out there and showing off because when you’re a big girl with big titties why the fuck wouldn’t you show them off..they make you hot…especially when you’re in the generation of girls sharing their nude selfies with the world, in ways that we used to have to work to get out of girls, in some exhibitionist pile of nonsense….especially when you have famous parents you’ll never amount to be as famous as…and a cousin who is some weirdo Christian getting hype and TV hosting gigs…despite being garbage…you gotta pull them tits out…

Ireland Baldwin is really something…where just not sure what she is…

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2018

24

Apr

Olivia Culpo Tits Out of the Day

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The word on the internet, if you care about the internet, or about the word, is that instagrammer Olivia Culpo is recently single…because I guess her New England Patriot she landed during Superbowl realized he was just a prop being used to elevate her personal brand, to take her away from being a low level instagram whore no one cares about except a bunch of brands who seem to use her, to being more high profile instagram whore who sports fan care about – because she’s a football wife…..a football wife no more…

The fact I know anything about Olivia Culpo is ridiculous in and of itself, but here she is at an event for the paparazzi continuing to “elevate” her brand…one shameless tactic at a time…

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2018

24

Apr

Nina Agdal Topless for a Magazine of the Day

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Why the fuck would anyone want to take pictures of this monster to promote their bikinis…or themselves…it is embarrassing.

It also makes makes zero to no sense, she’s old as fuck, a has been who never was and most importantly she looks like she’s a handicap, with a big old as fuck forehead, full of downs syndrome….and maybe that’s why they work with her…guilt in this inclusion era – that you gotta include the full retards when they have fit bodies even when they are old – because no one else will and you feel bad about it…until you realize that she’s actually a total entitled cunt who thinks she’s famous and that she matters because she fucked Leo DiCaprio Allegedly – despite him being gay.

I am not a fan…

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2018

24

Apr

Madelaine Petsch Bikini Pussy of the Day

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Madelaine Petsch is the only hot thing on Riverdale, the dumbest most popular show on TV, that was strategically marketed to the dumb retard kids of the world, and I guess the grown men perverts who watch it, despite the show not having any hot chicks on it, except maybe for this one, the redhead….who is out there posing with her pussy pushed out, pussy first, in a look at my pussy it is in a bathing suit bottom, kind of way…

It’s not magical, but society has low standards and I’ve always had low standards, I’m a take what I can get kind of guy…

And here she is after a really bad period!! So young so fertile…

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2018

24

Apr

Jennifer Aniston Wasted Hard Nipples of the Day

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Jen Aniston looks like an old mom – but doesn’t have any kids…which could be seen as ironic or sad, that when she was at her peak time to breed, she was too busy being confused as being a hot chick in movies, instead of a 45 year old with hard nipples in movies, because old mom body without kids cuz no one wanted to knock her up or not, but she does have hard nipples and it’s become her signature move, everything about her, and it is almost at the point of ridiculous. Like are her big nipples a genetic disorder, or are her big nipples a result of nipple implants, are nipple implants a thing, and are her nipples even real nipples, or just prosthetics she wears to seem like she as hard nipples because it’s her security blanket…

I have known girls in my life and rarely do they have chronic hard nipples, there was one girl who had breast reduction who was plagued with hard nipples for life, there was another one in high school with big tits who always had hard nipples, that our 15 year old pervert boy selves couldn’t handle…but besides that….Jennifer Aniston seems to be the most prolific hard nipples our generation has ever seen…which is also ironic…since she’s got no one to milk with those nipples…since no one will knock her up and now it’s clearly too late cuz she’s old…

Making these the wasted hard nipples of the day – cuz she’s got no baby to feed with them.