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Julianne Hough Promotes her Book in her Underwear of the Day

Taylor Swift Ass in her Concert Panties From Behind of the Day

Alix Earle is the Instagram Of The Day

Lindsay Lohan’s Back of the Day

Carmen Electra’s Got Her Tits Out of the Day

2018

Mar

Sara Jean Underwood is Hot and Oiled Up of the Day

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Sara Jean Underwood gets the short end of the stick, and I am not talking about Ryan Seacrest’s dick, back when he bought her tits and got her into TV hosting like she was Olivia Munn, only instead of going on the a thirsty attention seeking film career like Olivia Munn, she faded away back in Oregon where she came back harder than ever on her instagram with constant daily amazing pics in amazing places because despite her unnatural tits she likes being naked in nature…and it makes for some epic hikes, epic adventures, some VAN LIFE good times, all filled with nudity…and I’m a huge fan…despite her being in her mid 30s…

But despite all her following, she doesn’t get any of the brand deals all these other whores get, who don’t do nearly as much great content as she does….

So she’s forced to Patreon like I have been forced to patreon – (SUPPORT ME ON PATREON HELP ME MAKE THIS SITE BETTER CLICK HERE ) only I assume she gets followers…

Her feed is magical…her following huge…her celebrity there…but always a playboy chick…

While Kim Kardashian literally as a porno tape with a porno company and bitch is in VOGUE…being a fat vapid cunt…

The world is UNFAIR.

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2018

Mar

Mckayla Maroney Bikini of the Day

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Mckayla Maroney is another one of the Olympic Gymnasts who was molested by that pervert who is in jail for 200 years…only unlike the other Olympic Gymnast, she’s not out launching swimsuits with American Eagle Outfitters to reduce the severity of being molested, by making it into an obnoxious swimsuit, that is really a red flag to any dude at spring break who sees a girl in one, because despite her being sexualized and statistically more like a porn star thanks to the molestation, she’s more annoying about it…empowered by it…and that’s nothing we need to deal with when trying to get laid at a pool party…

While Mckayla Maroney is out posting up bikini selfies of her no longer gymnast body, but who has muscle memory and flexibility to excite anyone into an American Athletic hero like this one…who has been sexualizing herself since the Olympics many years ago she was a part of…And when it comes to jerking off to Olympic Athletes choose this one over Bruce Jenner any day…

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2018

Mar

Eugenie Bouchard’s Twin Sister Beatrice’s Tits of the Day

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Eugenie Bouchard is a Canadian Tennis Player, who has a little too fit of little tennis body, on some Martina Navata whatever the fuck that dyke player from the 80s is named, kick….but still has a level of hotness, like most tennis players do, as long as they aren’t a Williams sister, because, the Williams sisters are dudes who got converted at a young age to increase the chances of winning and making the family rich.

I’ve seen “Ladybugs” I know how these things work…and they all end with Jonathan Brandis committing suicide…

That said, she’s not just a Canadian, she’s from Montreal and I’m from Montreal, only unlike me, she’s actually an international success, a star, a hit, rich…thanks to a rich dad investing hard into her….

I don’t know her but the funny thing about her is that she’s got siblings, and cousins all mooching off her success, and the best one is her twin sister…

Who with their TWINTUITION gets to reap the most benefits of being related to Eugenie, maybe she even gets a percentage of earnings, only instead of being an athlete, she’s a party girl who goes to all the festivals and I guess who has now become an influencer, on her instagram, doing the instagram thing, bikinis out, “Lifestyle and Travel” blogging or bloggers as they call themselves…while I unfortunately know what ACTUAL blogging is and it’s not just taking a selfie, it’s way more depressing than that.

Good bikinis though.

Posted in:Beatrice Bouchard|Eugenie Bouchard|SFW

2018

Mar

Britney Spears Erotic Workout of the Day

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Britney Spears is amazing…

Partially because she’s throwing money at a bitching Kevin Federline, who already makes good money from her, but who wants more because she’s making more money, even though he’s likely zero involved in the raising of their kids…and that’s the kind of girl I can get behind, and would want to get behind, I mean moving in on a mentally fucked up pop star and knocking her up a dream, because she’s rich and hot and worth putting up with the annoying…

Partially because she’s every parent’s dream, an earner who keeps earning for her entire life….pretty much still adopted by the parents in “conservatorship”…because she’s crazy.

But mainly cuz she’s hot…check out this workout video…hot…

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2018

Mar

Naked Woman on Desk and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked Romanian Hooker

Pickpocket of the Day

Large Woman on Counter

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I kept a telemarketer from Hong Kong trying to sell me some sort of stock investment bullshit….on the phone for over an hour..

I know I probably should have been doing important morning hangover dump posts….but it was more fun asking him if he was Margot Robbie from the Wolf of Wall Street because if he was…he did good for himself with them nude scenes…you know it went on and on and wouldn’t have gone viral on instagram or wherever the kids are….

Not very funny to anyone by myself…but here I am back at the morning links like I am programmed to do because thanks to be coded like the robot I am by using the internet obsessively since 1995….

Here are the links…

Warren Buffett’s Million Dollar NCAAA Bracket
CLICK HERE

Jersey Shore Family Vacation Erotica
CLICK HERE

Ashley Graham in a Bikini is Disgusting
CLICK HERE

Michael Caine Fucked a Young Demi Moore but Hates Pedos
CLICK HERE

Bear Climbs on a Man’s Back..
CLICK HERE

Court Painting at the Australian Open
CLICK HERE

DIRTY LITTLE GIRLS
CLICK HERE

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2018

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS?!!?!

stepLINK TIME….

The most glorious time of the day for you and for me and the entire family…because like inconsistent clockwork, I have managed to post over 3000 of these…which is fucking crazy…since I update the site 5 days a week, that’s 1000 weeks of stepLINKS….which works out to be something like 11 years of nightly stepLINKS…

And the most amazing thing about it…is that NO ONE fucking cares…

I have given you my heart and soul nightly for the last 11 years in stepLINKS…that’s on top of all my BLOG posts (which are around 40,000 posts)….and NO ONE CARES….

I can tell from my Patreon and it makes me sad…knowing how little work influencers who make millions do…

I guess I’m just not likeable…but even people like Maitland Ward who are unlikeable get love but she has a pussy..

Either way, I’ll keep on failing here…I have nothing else to do but whine…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Snapchat’s Rihanna Slap Ad
CLICK HERE

Instant JUSTICE
CLICK HERE

Reese Witherspoon and Ava Phillippe Incest Fetish For Weirdos
CLICK HERE

Matt Damon is Moving to Australia Because of Trump
CLICK HERE

Olivia Wilde in Leggings….
CLICK HERE

Burt Reynolds Doesn’t Fuck 7 Year Olds
CLICK HERE

The Rise and Fall of Hooters Air
CLICK HERE

A Compilation of Boyfriend’s Taking Instagram Pics
CLICK HERE

Halsey Panty Flash
CLICK HERE

Taylor Swift is Getting Engaged or Some Bullshit
CLICK HERE

Porno Trump Daughter in Law Filed for Divorce from Don Jr
CLICK HERE

Monster Olivia Buckland in a Bikini
CLICK HERE

Margot Robbie Playing Sharon Tate is a Fucking Disgrace. What’s Our Boy Polanski think of that
CLICK HERE

Arab Girl Slaps Israeli Soldier – Gets Arrested by the Jews
CLICK HERE

Hole in One by a Guy with No Hands
CLICK HERE

Splotchy Skinned Model Nipples
CLICK HERE

Britney Spears
CLICK HERE

Kendall Jenner Doesn’t Fuck Girls
CLICK HERE

Stella Maxwell’s new GF
CLICK HERE

Stephen Hawking tribute…
CLICK HERE

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Selena Gormez at Church Cuz She’s a Broken Christian
CLICK HERE

Some chick Named bea Miller in Some Magazine…
CLICK HERE

Nicole Richie – Out in Public…
CLICK HERE

Bella Thorne in Red Leather Pants..
CLICK HERE

Some Starlet Slut Named Debby Ryan
CLICK HERE

Charlotte McKinney in a crop Top Not Hot
CLICK HERE

Sofia Vergara – Old
CLICK HERE

Emma Roberts having a Smoke
CLICK HERE

Stella Maxwell is a Whore
CLICK HERE

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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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FUCKING SLUTS FUCKING..
CLICK HERE

A Bunch of Amazing Booties
CLICK HERE

Who is queen bitch?
CLICK HERE

Crazy Booty Crazy Booty Dance
CLICK HERE

BOLT ON TITS!
CLICK HERE

Corset Removal
CLICK HERE

Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
CLICK HERE

Gag Reflex of the Day
CLICK HERE

Naked Industrial
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Very Hot Cam Girl
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Some Slut Named Stacy
CLICK HERE

Some More Big Tits on Trash
CLICK HERE

Make Girls Cum…
CLICK HERE

Girl Gets Eaten Out in the Park…
CLICK HERE

Squirt Squirt
CLICK HERE

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Posted in:stepLINKS

2018

Mar

Alexandra Daddario Tits of the Day

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Alexandra Daddario and her big tits is all you need to know about these pics…

Alexandra Daddario career only exists because of her big tits…

She’s the big titty True Detective, turned Pam Anderson in Baywatch, all hollywood and attending important fashion events nips out….

I don’t actually know if you can see her tits, but I figure even if you can’t see the tits, you’ll be able to see the tits, because that’s how nerd fucking weirdos do….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Alexandra Daddario|SFW

2018

Mar

Anja Rubik Weird and Naked of the Day

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Her name is Anja Rubik and she’s a nude model who makes a lot of money.

She’s a celebrated nude model, who has been showing her nude model body for a long time at this point, she must be in her 30s but still going for it…and for some reason she’s been associated with being a model, rather than being a softcore porno star, where the two are very similar, but the model can make a lot of fucking money every year, well the softcore porno star, or instagram model getting naked doesn’t…

Which means this Anja Rubik is cleaver with her naked body, even when it makes no fucking sense, and is just naked to be naked, and positioned as art, when it’s just being naked…

Art I can support, even if I know it’s all bullshit….I still see her naked.

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2018

Mar

Isabelle Fuhrman Bikini Top of the Day

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Do you remember the weirdo French Canadian shot movie called “The Orphan”…about a little asshole orphan who I guess is some kind of demon…it probably came out a decade ago….

Well this is the Orphan…all hard chinned, still creepy yet posting up some bikini top pic for her social media, which is what you’d expect from a 21 year old who was in the movies, and knows that social media is where you need to be to get noticed…

I figure we should promote and encourage this kind of bikini top cleavage because empowering women to seuxalize themselves gives me content to post and commit my lifework to….

Isabelle Fuhrman you’re ok, you werido goth hipster health, bikini wearing masturbation material.

Posted in:Isabelle Fuhrman|SFW